i'm not even going to tag this one

My life goal is to adapt every meme


Coccinelle meets Black Cat.

them: raphael threatened to kill simon’s mom!! he’s EVIL!!!!

me: raphael went to find simon’s mom (without even KNOWING that simon would show up and be there to ‘threaten’) bc he knew simon was worried about her but also knowing that simon going to see her personally and possibly tell the truth about his vampirism would have put both himself AND his mom in danger. raphael was literally protecting them both (tho he’d never admit it) and the only reason he had to ‘threaten’ elaine was bc he NEEDS simon to help him find camille in order to PROTECT HIS ENTIRE CLAN like that’s literally what he’s doing, he’s PROTECTING HIS FAMILY!!!!!

and um side note but if you honestly think raphael would hurt simon’s mom in any way after everything he’s done to help simon and ESPECIALLY after their conversation earlier in 2x03 that alluded to his own mother then…..wow you’ve got another thing coming

The villagers were all staring at him expressionlessly. Coldly. The village head threw the bright red fabric at his feet. Her cruel expression was shrouded in darkness.

“Leave!” she barked. “Leave and let the wolves be done with you.”

Oh my - for a good laugh, go into the anti-Tony Stark tag, where the mewling and roiling jealousy is on mini-boil amid the rapidly shrinking ranks. Of course "Spider-Man: Homecoming" - just on the strength of the few scenes in the trailer - looks poised to become one of the MCU's biggest hits and make Iron Man even more of an icon for kids and the adult crowd. Marvel does these things wisely - they know RDJ is the most popular movie star on the planet and will draw legions of fans to see the movie. The scenes of Peter with Tony are adorable and hilarious, and the father-son vibe will increase audience engagement exponentially. Mentoring Peter, a new young superhero with zero baggage and tons of genuine optimism, will work wonders in healing Tony from the scars of Civil War. It's so brilliant I can't even...(and when *I* can't even find words, you know it's something!). Tony mentors Peter; Peter's guileless enthusiasm brings new life and hope to Tony. I love it so much. It's all we hoped for! Haters can suck on it - this will skyrocket Tony's popularity off the charts (especially since Spidey is Marvel's best-loved character - who better to pair with the founding father of the MCU? It couldn't happen to a greater pair of heroes.

Let’s face it – as fans of Korean music, there unfortunately aren’t many places we can get merch that doesn’t scream “LOOK AT ME, I LIKE KPOP.” Speaking for myself, I’d rather wear a shirt out knowing I won’t have to explain “what’s Bangtang?” to everyone I interact with that day. Not that I mind talking about my tastes, but if people who wear Maroon 5, Bruno Mars, or Adele shirts don’t have to do it, why do I have to? Hopefully, you feel the same way.

There aren’t many sites and resources selling merchandise with subtle references to the artists we love, so I created my own. At first, I only planned on buying these for myself, since I have no desire to make a profit off of these (I already have a job, I don’t need two). However, it only seems fair to share it with other ARMYs as well :)

I created a REDBUBBLE so you all, if you’d like, can have merch with subtle hints to Bangtan as well. The six above are a few of the designs already on the RedBubble account, so feel free to take a look!

Each design is available as shirts, jackets, phone cases, table/laptop cases and skins, pillows, mugs, notebooks/journals, bags, and prints/posters of different varieties. I’m willing to slightly alter designs (colors, placement) if need be, and don’t mind taking recommendations. However, I put a lot of thought into the meaning and look of each design (many of them were altered drastically, and some are graphics I never continued, so I have done a lot of reflecting on each one), so the way they are published is how I intended for them to look. I hope you’ll give my work a glance!

Thanks for reading!

RedBubble: HERE

The DR fandom isn’t the worst I’ve seen - far from it - but it’s the only one where I’ve seen this trend to mock someone else’s work. I don’t care if you don’t like this edit/fanfiction/fanart. Whether it’s because you dislike the theme, the ship, the artstyle, it’s not my problem. Don’t reblog someone’s art with some derogatory comment, even in the tags.

People spend hours making their stuff, they don’t need you to stick your ‘different’ opinion on it ? If you reblog something, it’s because you enjoy it, if you don’t enjoy it, please don’t reblog it, and if you can’t stand seeing this particular kind of art on your blog, unfollow, block, blackist if you need to.

I’ve been in this fandom for a couple of months, and I’ve seen entire blogs dedicated to bashing fanworks, but also just some random blog I followed reblogging edits to mock the person who made them.

It’s killing me that these people don’t understand how much they can hurt some people who are artists, whether you like their art or not, and not always confident about what they do, and the day they decide to post their work, they are laughed at/insulted/mocked.

How to Hand out a Resume

Updated version of my previous guide.

  • Always ask to speak to the manager or the person currently in charge (i.e. the assistant manager or the team leader.) The manager is the one hiring; they’re the one you want to impress. In some highly competitive retails, some sales associates will throw away your resume before it even gets to the boss(es). 
  • If you’re being accompanied by a friend or a family member, ask them to wait outside while you hand out your resume. Do not let them enter in the shop with you. Do not let them stand beside you as you speak with the manager/the person in charge. It’s unprofessional!
  • If you’re handing out resumes with a friend, do not apply at one place at the same time. Take turns instead.
  • I don’t know if it’s only a personal pet and peeve, but I utterly hate when people’s first question is “Hello, are you currently hiring?” It makes it as if you’re only interested in the workplace if they’re hiring. Maybe currently they are not, but in a few weeks they will? Maybe someone will suddenly quit and they’ll have to dig in old resumes?  
  • “Hello, may I speak with the manager or the person currently in charge? It’s for an application.”
  • “Hello, my name is ___.” Insert handshake here. “I am looking for a part-time/full-time job and I’d like to apply here. Here’s my resume.”
  • Know what you want. I’ve witnessed so many people answer “I don’t know” to the questions they were asked. 
  • On that note: Always be ready to answer some basic questions. Prepare the answers before you go, it helps looking confident. The most common questions are: 
    • How many hours do you want? What are your availability?
    • Which position are you aiming for? 
    • Why are you applying here? (to which you can easily answer: “It’s near home”, “It fits my interests”, “I’ve heard some good stories about working here”, etc. Do not lie though. Be truthful.)
    • Do you have any experience in that particular field? (if no, “No, but I want to learn”. If yes, “Yes, I have worked here and here”.)
  • Smile. I swear to God, the only reason I have my current job is because my manager was “charmed by my smile” (to put you in context, they just had hired someone and they weren’t looking for anyone else.)
  • Put one ounce of extra care in your appearance when handing out resumes. Tie your hair if you need to, do not apply in your school uniform, put your bestest clothes and look genuine. Also, please remove your shades when speaking to the employees…
  • Do not look in hurry. I know handing out resumes can be stressful and anxiety makes you want to get the Hell out of here as soon as possible. But trust me, even if you look like a earthquake of cracked nerves and stress, you’ll do good if what you say is good.

Ok this might sound stupid but honestly one of the most exciting things for me with post-kiss!Malec is the super subtle details we might get to see in season 2??? Like:

-The gang needing to contact Magnus for something, and not even having to question who’s going to call because they assume Alec will do it.

-Alec being absent from a meeting or a scene and it being offhandedly mentioned that he’s on a date with Magnus or helping Magnus with something.

-Them being in scenes together and not necessarily being all over each other but just LOOKING at each other, communicating with their eyes.

-Alec coming up behind Magnus while he’s bent over searching for a spell in a book, resting his hand on Magnus’ back as he talks to him. 

-The initial step either or both of them will take when a dangerous situation arises, stepping out in front of the other, bow drawn, or palm alight with magic, ready to protect their boyfriend.

-Bumping shoulders (✿◠‿◠)

-Soft Smiles (◕‿◕✿)

-FOREHEAD KISSES (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

god i’m not even going to colorado until like 2 weeks after christmas but what if i just. put a bow on my head. have one of those gift tags/stickers on me that says “to: the love of m’life, from: me” for when my gf picks me up from the airport… me, the belated christmas gift.. i say this as if i’m not genuinely, deeply considering doing it.. as if i’m not more likely to do it than not… could even make a fake receipt and be like “you can return me for store credit if you want but you’ll only get like 62 cents” … still have no clue what to get her as a real, actually good gift though

An AU where...

If a mosquito drank the blood of a vampire, then every person it bit afterward, got some of the vamp DNA in them and because it’s a highly driven, active virus, it would turn that person into a vampire too, spreading like malaria.

Like one day you go out for a picknick, come back home feeling sick as fuck thinking you got food poisoning, and then the next morning you wake up feeling great but you no longer have a reflection in the mirror and you’re just like ah fuck me

“How’d you get turned into a vamp bro?”
“Brutal fight, nearly didn’t make it. Barely got the creature off me. You?”
“Got bit by a fucking mosquito.” 
“The original blood sucker.”

“And yet… ‘What do you see when you look at…the rest of us?’
‘All sorts of things,’ Min said, with a grin as if she knew what he really wanted to asked. ‘The War…ah…Master Andra has seven ruined towers around his head, and a babe in a cradle holding a sword, and…’ She shook her head. ‘Men like him—you understand?—always have so many images the crow one another. The strongest images around the gleeman are a man—not him—juggling fire, and the White Tower, and that doesn’t make any sense at for a man. The strongest thing I see about the big, curly-haired fellow are a wolf, and a broken crown, and tress flowering all around him. And the other one—a red eagle, an eye on a balance scale, a dagger with a ruby, a horn, and a laughing face. There are other things, buy you see what I mean. This  time can’t make up or down out of any of it.’ She waited then, still grinning, until he finally cleared his throat and asked.
‘What about me?’
Her grin stopped just short of outright laughter. ‘The same kind of things as the rest. A sword that isn’t a sword, a golden crown of laurel leaves, a beggar’s staff, you pouring water on sand, a blood hang and a white-hot iron, three women standing over a funeral bier with you on it, black rock with blood—’”—The Eye of the World, Pages 215-216

I’m sure that this body of text won’t be important at all.

Okay, this goes out to you Anon who requested MC self-concious about back acne. You are actually the nicest anon we’ve had, and i love you so much. I wanna apologize for deleting your ask, I also forgot who you requested for that, so I’m just going to do RFA

 I feel awful TTATT;;;


  • You don’t have to worry
  • This boy has bad acne as well
  • He is a college student that’s addicted to gaming so don’t expect him to have the best hygiene regimen is’t the best
  • Okay this boy is blessed with perfect face skin
  • No acne EVER
  • But his body?
  • He isn’t as bad as some people but it’s still something he tries to keep covered
  • So this being said he completely understands what you’re going through and he’s so supportive
  • He tries to help you be more comfortable wearing clothes that show more of it
  • Cause acne’s perfectly normal, and he loves it when you wear cute tank tops or back less dresses


  • Jaehee knows the pain
  • Her acne is mainly on her chest
  • Trust me, with a chest like hers, she’s got acne
  • She’s self conscious about hers too, making sure not to wear any low cut tops
  • She has good stuff for it though, benzoyl peroxide is a miracle worker
  • She helps you get any hard to reach places
  • You guys are good for each other because you can help the other accept their acne and their scars from the acne
  • When you buy clothes together you help the other step out of their comfort zone
  • It’s really sweet cause you guys 


  • Okay, this boy works out all the time
  • There’s no way he doesn’t get body acne once in a while
  • but he has everything he needs to take care of it because he’s an actor
  • He helps you get your back when you need to clean it
  • like seriously, he knows exactly what to do with it
  • you still get the back acne, it’s just less often cause it’s treated immediately
  • Your back still has scars from the acne 
  • but he loves it
  • He’s also like a huge morale support
  • If he sees you in something that looks cute he’s getting it no matter if it reveals the acne because the acne doesn’t take away from your beauty


  • When he was in his teenage days I believe Jumin got a lot of facial acne
  • Anything you need, he has it, or he will get it for you
  • When he finds out you have back acne he sees nothing wrong with it
  • He memorizes where you scars are at while he memorizes your bodies
  • He make sure let you know how beautiful you are, even with the scars and acne, trying to ease your self-consciousness
  • He buys you clothes that he knows would look good on you, even if it shows acne/acne scars


  • This boy eats trash all day
  • And is working in a computer chair all day
  • He gets this shit too
  • He finds it cute that you’re “embarrassed” about it
  • But then he realizes it’s not just embarrassment
  • You won’t wear certain things if you notice it shows to much of your problem area
  • That’s when he starts being the most supportive little shit
  • Because he thinks you’re so beautiful
  • And you’re worried about acne???
  • He isn’t gonna stand for this
  • “Babe wear this, you’d look cute in it”
  • “But seven… It…”
  • “Just try it on, You’ll look great”
  • Sure enough you did, and you started to appreciate him a bit more

-Admin Lilac is Shitty;;;;;~

fugowritings  asked:

if you aren't overflowing with requests i would like to ask for jotaro going to his s/o's place for the first time, only to find out that they own a massive (and very affectionate/friendly) caucasian shepherd! is this alright, my dude?

It’s totally alright! Also sorry for how it turned out, it kinda devolved into general headcannons \(;´□`)/

- 100 pounds of fluff and muscle rushing directly towards you the second you open the door is enough to catch anyone, even Jotaro, off guard. He’d freeze time and move both you and himself from the path of the incoming dog. Once the flow of time has resumed Star Platinum is already winding up to punch when you excitedly fling yourself at the large dog, laughing as it flops on to the floor, tail wagging as you scratch its stomach
- For a good minute he just stands there, watching you with stoic eyes. You notice his silence and turn to him, asking if he’d like to pet your dog. He stares at you for a few seconds before bluntly telling you no, turning around and letting himself into your house
- Frankly, Jotaro doesn’t have much interest in any animals that aren’t from the ocean. While he’s at your house he’s not going to antagonize the pup but he’s not going to go out of his way to befriend it either. Over time though the dog grows on him
- On the nights when he’s working late and has set up a little work station for himself in your living room, the dog will curl up beside him to keep him company
- Caucasian Shepards are very intelligent so your dog soon learns that Jotaro doesn’t like being charged at when he comes over. Instead the dog sits patiently by the door, tail wagging furiously when Jotaro pats its head as he walks in
- The fact that your dogs is a little over a 100 pounds and built like a truck is actually a comforting thought to him as it means you have protection even when he himself isn’t there
- Your oversized ball of fluff is very, very affectionate and has been known to climb up on the couch to cuddle with you. Initially he’d never tolerate sharing the cramped space with the dog but later on he’s fine with him and the dog being on either side of you when watching TV

After another episode where James doesn’t even show up I’m calling it now: this racist show is going to make James disappear from it so gradually that by the time they announced he’s not going to be in season 3 they hope no one remembers the character at all. It’s a sad thought, but I’m pretty convinced they are going to drop him for next season.

And with Hank saying like one or two lines in the episode this was all white all the time this week for Supergirl. But I guess it’s okay because Winn compared a relationship between white heterosexuals with an interracial relationship or a queer relationship because of ~aliens~ because it’s 2017 and CW writers still don’t know that bullshit does’t work.

i was tagged by one of my favorite blogs EVER @pilotout in november also honestly I’m sorry but ilu mae

rules: if you get this, say 5 facts about yourself and pass on to your 10 favorite followers 

1. youtube is my favorite thing in the entire world! i wouldn’t be able to survive without it 

2. i have an obsession with makeup! i just bought modern ren by abh today :)

3. im super clumsy. unbelievably so. 

4. i actually didn’t like stranger things that much! i got to episode three then got bored :(

5. i really want a dog or another cat!

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