i'm not even doing character names right now

anonymous asked:

My sister doesn't watch supergirl but I was telling her about the rumors of making Lena evil after they spend so much time on the "I'm not my last name" storyline and she goes "that would be awful character development.." SHE DOESNT EVEN WATCH AND SHE UNDERSTANDS

like i said before ! literally anyone who isn’t the current sg writers could do a Better job than the shit thas happening right now !

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER ASK MEME
  • "I need to assert my dominance as a man!"
  • "What is wrong with you? You have a mother!"
  • "In hypothetical terms, you scored last night."
  • "Do you like magic?"
  • "I'm like Yoda, except instead of being green and little, I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro- I'm Broda."
  • "Are you acting out the last scene of Sleepless in Seattle with dolls?"
  • "I have you. I don't need to wait for it anymore."
  • "What would you expect? You've seen my penis."
  • "That makes me want to join a gym so I can get super strong and punch you really hard in the face."
  • "Oh my god, can you just be cool?"
  • "I don't love her, okay? I just miss her when she's not around, think about her all the time, and I imagine us running towards each other in slow motion and I'm wearing a brown seude vest. But I don't want to be her stupid boyfriend!"
  • "I can't just go say hi!"
  • "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story."
  • "We met at the urinal."
  • "I was a teenage popstar in Canada."
  • "I guess, starting tomorrow, we can tell people."
  • "One out of every eight adult women in America is a prostitute."
  • "Love is the best thing we do."
  • "Playing loser tag is awesome!"
  • "Ouchy in my mouth."
  • "I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it!"
  • "I don't care if you have an orgasm! If you care, you do it!"
  • "He can't be pregnant. You have to have sex to be pregnant."
  • "I think you were in love and you messed it up."
  • "Everyone's leaving me and I don't like it!"
  • "Last week, I went out with a girl whose favourite band was Glee."
  • "What are the chances that we're both serial killers?"
  • "When I let a day go without talking to you, that day's just no good."
  • "I'm always gonna love you. Til the end of my days, and beyond."
  • "Love doesn't make sense!"
  • "You make me happy. You make me happy all the time."
  • "Do you want them? I hate olives."
  • "Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward."
  • "Good luck on your date, I hope she's everything you're looking for"
  • "Settling down is for losers and kids who never go out anymore."
  • "There is no one hotter than God."
  • "OK, here’s my thing – if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world’s gonna be doing it. That’s how it works. they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like… now everyone gets manicures."
  • "I keep waiting for something to happen."
  • "Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself."
  • "This font is often mistaken for Helvetica, but actually, it's Helvetica bold."
  • "I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation."
  • "I'm really into you. I just can't be with you...right now."
  • "Whoever is right gets to slap the other person in the face as hard as they possibly can"
  • "I finally found the one. Her name is bacon."
  • "Why is no one coming to my happenings?"
  • "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang, mamacita!"
  • "If you keep acting this way, little by little, you're gonna lose me."
  • "The only people in the universe who haven't seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars."
  • "Chicago? Is that even a real place?"
  • "I'm sorry I don't have time for your drama right now. My fiance is missing."
  • "Just tell me. Do you love me?"
  • "Is there any way we could just go back to normal?"
  • "I only know of one truly platonic relationship."
  • "Do you want to keep playing or do you want to win?"
  • "Holding hands is like the fourth grade equivalent of banging."
  • "You hate women and women hate you."
  • "Why say goodbye to the good things?"
  • "You get older, you have kids, you stop stealing. It's sad."
  • "You have to let me dance my own battles!"
  • "New is always better!"
  • "If you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just the law of the universe."
  • "Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things."
  • "The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting but it’s a mistake. "
  • "You took my infant child to a strip club?"
  • "When you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly."
  • "I don't get lonely. I have five dogs."
  • "People make fun of the guy who stays home every night doing nothing, but the truth is, that guy is a genius."
  • "It's not cheating if it's on the phone, right?"
  • "Aren't you tired of waiting for destiny?"
Dead Circus

Alois was bored. Or, as bored as one could be after watching a circus performance. Perhaps the dazzling costumes and dangerous stunts just didn’t interest him as much as it did commoners. That, or it was just because he was here to help solve multiple missing children cases.

Which, the Queen’s spider thought, was going absolutely nowhere. Actually, the whole night had been a bore so far. Claude was being an ass, per usual, and the people Alois was supposed to be helping hadn’t shown themselves to him yet. The Queen’s letter didn’t mention who he was supposed to be accompanying, just that they would approach him first.

“Well, they’re right asses, they are, for being late to their own case!” The blonde mumbled to himself as he stood outside of the main circus tent. Even he could see that this was going nowhere, fast.

@masonphantomhive

mphknows  asked:

Question: I'm trying to plan a Dragon Age themed birthday party because (as of now) Inquisition is coming out four days after my birthday. I'm not doing too well with coming up with ideas right now other than a game that mimics the Joining Ritual, so I was wondering if you had any ideas that may help me. Or even if you could post this and see if your followers could help come up with ideas. If not, I understand.

That sounds like an awesome party!!!  Maybe play the DA soundtracks during the party?  

Maybe a “pin the gem on the shale” game?  Make her glitter from ear to ear!  

Maybe try to make an “Apples to Apples” game (or Cards Against Humanity" and make the character names the Answer cards and some funny questions as the question cards?

Who else has ideas (and who else wants an invite to the DA party???)

-Mod LC

anonymous asked:

Okay I'm going to preface this by saying you're my favourite person on tumblr but what the ACTUAL FUCK is with the bulbasaur hate, bulbasaur is the best pokemon going around that isn't pidgeot, it's a fucking lil dinosaur baby with a BULB ON ITS BACK IT'S AN ENVIRONMENTALIST'S WET DREAM IT'S ANIMAL AND PLANT MIXED TOGETHER. Fuck I'm-a-perpetual-fire-hazard and I'm-a-fucking-squirrel-with-a-shell-and-a-water-pistol. I'm so mad at you right now to be honest, I don't know if we can be friends damn.

oh honey :P

do not worry, i have no hate in my heart for old bulby.

i’ve only played pokemon once, started as squirtle (and named it myrtle) and had a hell of a good time 

but dany would want charmander and since it’s considered canon that she prefers fire to mud even though mud is better (albeit from someone else’s pov) i thought it a pretty good, in-character choice (yes this was asoiaf/pokemon meta you are welcome)