i'm not doing anything productive now anyways

NT Moments - Once Upon A Phone Call
  • ---ENTJ called INTP on the phone.
  • ENTJ: What's upppp!
  • INTP: Hi?
  • ENTJ: How are you?
  • INTP: So...what's going on?
  • ENTJ: Are you asking why I'm calling?
  • INTP: Hahaha yes.
  • ENTJ: I haven't replied to your messages for a while. I don't want you to think I'm ignoring you, so I'm calling to show that I value you. Are you feeling valued?
  • INTP: Are you doing a survey?
  • ENTJ: Yes. Do you feel valued?
  • INTP: Why are you asking like that?....I guess so.
  • ENTJ: Good.
  • INTP: But don't you think calling on the phone is selfish? It's basically saying, "prioritize me! Talk to me NOW!", as opposed to sending a message, which is saying "reply whenever is convenient for you."
  • ENTJ: Such an introvert's view.
  • INTP: Anyway, it's you, so I don't mind. But I'm horrible on the phone, as you can tell.
  • ENTJ: Me, too. I like to just get to the point.
  • INTP: What's the point?
  • ---ENTJ proceeded to ask INTP's opinions on an event he's organizing. After the discussion finished...
  • INTP: Anything else?
  • ENTJ: Haha. Are you asking if you can hang up yet?
  • INTP: Hahaha yes.
  • ENTJ: I just talked to an old friend over the phone for about 4 hours.
  • INTP: Wow. I don't remember the last time I talked for that long.
  • ENTJ: I usually can't stay on the phone for long because I get distracted.
  • INTP: I'm totally doing something else right now.
  • ENTJ: Can you actually tell that I'm doing something else right now?
  • INTP: No I said I'm doing something else right now.
  • ENTJ: Oh. We're the same then.
  • INTP: Anyway, anything else?
  • ENTJ: No. All good.
  • INTP: Should I make kissing noises now?
  • ENTJ: Yes, we have to.
  • ---Both made funny kissing/slurping/fart noises.
  • ENTJ: That was productive.
  • INTP: Cool.
  • ENTJ: Good night, weirdo.
  • INTP: Byeeee.