4th of July AUs
For all of your cheesburgery, pie-flavored, freedom-filled needs. Also good for giving to your pet bald eagle.
- I’m scared of loud noises, and all the fireworks started to make me cry. Thank you so much for helping me out, and sorry about the tears on your new shirt
- I was dared to do the Octo challenge against you and a friend - it’s where you eat eight burger patties between one bun and see how fast you can finish - but I came in second and I will beat you.
- You just got burnt by a sparkler and I’m sorry because that must’ve hurt but I got it on video so I’m not letting you live it down.
- Your dad/mom/guardian just told me to help them make the hotdogs and burgers, but are they aware that I burn soup??
- You were trying to be romantic and stuff by saying that my eyes sparkled like fireworks but I’m terrified of fireworks. Can we stick to my eyes sparkling like stars?
- WHERE’S GEORGE?!?! I TOLD HIM HE COULDN’T PLAY WITH THE OTHER EAGLES BECAUSE OUR S’MORES AND BBQ WINGS AREN’T DONE!! JEFFERSON, GO HELP ADAMS FIND HIM!! I CAN’T BELIEVE HIM! HE’S GONE TO TWO PARTIES TODAY ALONE!!