i'm not cool

She took me out to karaoke at the bar. It was fun, but… I decided to order a drink. All they had was beer and wine. I didn’t want to look like an idiot for not knowing what was on the menu, so I ordered the one thing I saw with the word ‘wine’ beside it and ended up with a fucking rosé. I don’t know anything about alcohol culture, but I suspect that anything called “rosé” is probably considered pretty lame.

All the same, she said she was glad I came out and that she was excited to see me after breakfast for the class she’s teaching my campers in the garden. I may have accidentally said “you’re so fucking cool” because I drank a shitty rosé, a shitty beer, and a cider. She lives in Ohio, though, and said she could visit me when I am back in Indiana! I gave her a copy of 'Annihilation’ by Jeff Vandermeer and she promised to read it…. we talked loudly about horror novels and Stephen King while people tried to have relaxing massages nearby.

I 👏 JUST 👏 WANT 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 INCLUDED 👏👏👏

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Let’s do that weird thing where I give you a face to put to the url and we can commence the comments about how frickin YOUNG i look and how i never SMILE in pictures and dammit why is my head always tilted funny and my eyes are… UUGH.

But I like my hair, so that’s okay.

  • 2011 me:wow i sure do love danisnotonfire and amazingphil
  • 2013 me:dan nd phil are okay i guess... pretty cool... i'm not like obsessed with them or anything..... haha that would be embarrassing and weird... nope..... not obsessed... n o p e
  • 2015 me:@ dan and phil turn on ur location and fight m e