i'm not actually that mad but

blizzard: mercy has 100% pickrate in comp and no one wants to play the other healers which means she’s too op so we have to nerf her

me climbing up to jeff kaplan’s ear: maybe the reason people only pick mercy isn’t because she’s overpowered but because all the other healers are extremely underpowered and picking mercy as a healer is the only thing that makes sense in winning a game anymore because none of the other healers have abilities that can keep their team alive as efficiently as mercy. this isn’t a problem with mercy jeff, keeping the team alive is what a healer is supposed to do. so maybe instead of nerfing mercy and making her unable to do that, you should be buffing your other three healers so they can be as valuable of a team asset as mercy and make your game actually fair and balanced for support mains for once in your miserable life.

  • Someone: But you're so normal! I've never even seen you have a meltdown!
  • Me: My lack of meltdowns are from a lifetime of people conditioning me to act neurotypical and to repress any and all symptoms of my mental disorder. I am now incapable of letting myself have a meltdown because the very thought scares me half to death due to punishments I have gotten for it in the past. So instead of that I end up shutting down instead. But yeah no I don't have meltdowns so I must be "normal" : )
Listen I know the "ass backwards farm town" trope is popular but

Jack Morrison was born in Bloomington, Indiana, which is literally one of the most progressive, artsy, queer towns in all of the Midwest, let alone Indiana, even back in 2007. So every time you talk about his family/friends/“small” town, in the approx year of 2050-ish being homophobic, small, or uncultured, you’re just falling into a trope that’s hilariously inaccurate.

Like keep doing you if you’re aware of that and just want to work in that trope, but do so with the awareness that it’s not at ALL accurate.

(Don’t worry Blizzard fucked up too- Bloomington is a large urbanized college town, I haven’t seen a farm for miles until you’re way out of city limits. )

poor akaashi, it must be so hard being loved by so many dogs

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And before he walked away he whispered to me, ‘Just because the timing is off does not mean you and I are not destined to be. There’s no end to our story.’

not to be dramatic but this titanic-era leo dicaprio kid appealing to the female audience not just with the aforementioned description but also with his sweet innocence and castiel-like qualities is so wild for a show in its THIRTEENTH season. two episodes in, and i’m already thinking how they’re going to incorporate jack as a main character for the next thirteen seasons. how they’ll try to kill him off but inevitably they can’t bc the fandom has fallen too hard in love with him. how they’ll have to reduce his power bc he’ll make everything too easy for the winchesters. jack, and the actor who plays him, is a game changer the likes of which we haven’t seen since season four. 

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me @ those haters who’re trying to smear super junior members

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shower sharing, yes?

why does he look so good even without looking at the camera

Current state of Otayuri fans:

Everyone: *screaming* AAHKSDKJSDJKJS fINGERs GLOVES MOUTH MoUTHgLOVes WELCOME TO THE MADNESS WE ARE ALL DEAD

Me: Okay yes but also THEY WENT SHOPPING IN BARCELONA!!!! *explodes in a pile of fluff*

Drowning in my thoughts. All alone.

Sadness

  • What Kanye told Taylor: I'm putting you in my new song, I'm going to say that I might get to sleep with you, and I'll play it for you before it comes out
  • What Kanye didn't tell Taylor: I'm going to call you a bitch and take credit for your fame in my new song, I'm not going to play it for you, and I'm going to record this conversation without your consent and try to turn the world against you when you get upset about all of this.
  • Taylor: asks to not be a part of their games
  • Kanye: Gets a Taylor lookalike for his video and has her laying next time him naked in the bed. Encourages crowds to chant "fuck Taylor swift" at his shows.
  • How in the actual fuck do people expect Taylor to not be mad?!
ARTISTS BEWARE [the short version]

it was suggested to me that i ought to make a short version of this post for convenient reblogging. please read the original post original post or check my geekycomtv tag if that link is broken.


Avoid collaborations with dubious monetized YouTube channel GeekyComTV

I’ve held my tongue about this channel for almost a month and I can’t frickin’ do it anymore. This is a call out post.


[WHY?]
To make a long story short, this user has been posting videos for over a year now, using miraculous art. Although in some cases he has asked permission to repost, he began monetizing [making money off of] his videos at some point without notifying any of the artists.

None of the artists agreed to monetization.

@maristoryart is only one of many artists that reported him upon finding the monetization, but for some reason, Geeky has focused on her as the reason his channel is being reported [for a second time at least, since this isn’t the first account he has lost]…

GeekyComTV’s creator has resorted to blackmail, to defamation, to actual threats, and finally to identity theft, in an attempt to bully mari and others into complying with his wishes.

It’s gross and it is NOT okay.


[^^^ just 20 of the 200+ videos being monetized]

[WHY? part 2: the long version]
And now the entire thing. Strap in and get ready to get real damn mad…

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