i'm not actually a serial killer

  • Inspector Megure: *arrive at a crime scene, see a dead body and start looking around* So where is he?
  • Random police officer: Where is who?
  • Inspector Megure: Edogawa Conan. If there is a dead body, he is bound to be around here somewhere.
  • Random police officer: Is this Conan person a potential suspect?
  • Inspector Megure: No. He is a 6 year old kid.
  • Random police officer: Why would a 6 year old kid be at a crime scene?
  • Inspector Megure: You'd be surprised. I'm working under the theory he is either an actual angel of death in human form sent to punish me for some pass transgression. Or the most prolific serial killer Japan has ever seen.
  • Random police officer: Inspector?
  • Megure: *sigh* Nevermind. What do you have?
  • Suddenly from just off scene: Arere?

Just so everyone is perfectly clear:

  • serial killer = killed two or more people, all at separate events/times
  • mass murderer = killed a large number of people (usually 4+) in one event
  • spree killer = killed two or more people in a short time at multiple locations

Because not everybody knows the actual definitions of these terms, and at times I see people misusing them, and I just want the proper information to be known.

I’ve just seen a so-called professional (talking on a show about a serial killer) claim that people with BPD aren’t capable of feeling guilt and that is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever heard. 

People who don’t understand BPD should just stop talking about BPD to be honest. How you can be a professional and make a huge, harmful generalisation like that is entirely beyond me. 

People with BPD can and do feel guilt. That’s a fact. 

This has been a PSA. 

Alibi (M)

Detective Jungkook keeps getting himself into trouble… But he can’t stop. Not until he’s caught.

Originally posted by sugutie

Member/Pairings: Jungkook x Reader, Jungkook x Jimin, Jungkook x Yoongi, Jungkook x @jeonjiah, Jungkook x OC
Genre: Detective!Jungkook, SerialKiller!Jungkook, drama, mystery, horror, smut. 
Word Count: 20.1k
Content/Warnings: Very graphic depictions of death/mutilation/gore, LOTS OF SMUT, necrophilia, strong language, BTS member deaths
A/N: This is my first time writing mxm smut so forgive me if it’s not… idk accurate? and I know all the medical stuff isnt 300% accurate please forgive me.

Also special thanks to jeonjiah for letting me use her as a character, @hipsterminseok and @pasteljeonggukk for helping me brainstorm ideas, @taendencies for encouraging me to keep going even when I really did not want to, and @4oclockvmin for being my beta 💕

Where the fuck am I?

Jungkook pried his eyelids open to find himself lying on a bed, the room completely silent aside from the soft whirring of the ceiling fan above him.

I don’t have a fan in my room.

It was dark, but the room was just faintly illuminated by the street lamp shining through the window.

He reached a hand out and swept it across the sheets next to him, only to be met by a warm, sedentary lump.

Jungkook sat up, a bit too abruptly, and was met with an intense pounding in his head. He pressed a palm to his forehead, trying to still the room that was spinning around him.

Oh god, how much did I drink?

He always drank too much. It was a habit he picked up during his college days and he could never seem to shake it. However recently, he’d been blacking out more than usual, and it was starting to affect his work.

Jungkook looked over at the naked woman passed out next to him.

Please be alive.

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New actual footage of Ted Bundy defending himself in court

Let’s face it ft. Ted Bundy

anonymous asked:

Hey, do you think that whole weird 'smol bean' and 'pure' culture affects nonbinary people too? I'm not trying to derail the convo about trans men. I'm nonbinary and I'm really into pastel stuff and feminine/pretty things but I think a lot of the time cis people view me as a child for it and also sexualize it, and also assume I'm defenseless and ~submissive~

I feel like there’s multiple layers to the whole “uwu smol bean soft boy prince” thing and I’m kinda glad Tumblr’s starting to push back against it.

Because yeah you got the idea that anybody who’s non-binary is a white skinny Soft Prince. But you also have people treating binary trans men as this sort of transmasc non-binary ‘Men Lite’.

It even extends beyond trans issues even where you got wierdos putting flower crowns on characters like Space Nazi General Hux or, in the case of the true crime community, actual fucking serial killers. You got people using it to play into White Innocence by crying about how their just a soft fragile bean uwu when they’re called out for racism, trying to frame themselves as a victim.

And there’s so many more elements but the whole thing has become a mess.

anonymous asked:

What kind of torture methods would be used to change one's way of thinking? Like if you want to "reprogram" them to act differently then they normally do, or to trick them into thinking that they enjoy something when they actually don't (like tricking someone into becoming a serial killer) or say a certain phrase when faced with a certain situation? I need this for a book I'm writing and if you know the answer, it would really help.

I can categorically and absolutely say that this is impossible.

American institutions actually sunk a fair amount of money into psychological ‘treatments’ designed to do exactly this sort of thing. None of them worked.

There is no torture or psychological technique that can ‘reprogram’ a person or ‘force’ them to respond a certain way to stimulus.

It does not exist.

There are types of torture that seem to be more likely to give the victims mental health problems. But how those problems manifest and what exactly affects each individual is not something a torturer can control. It’s very much down to chance.

Some tortures that are more likely to cause serious mental health problems are solitary confinement, sensory deprivation, long term sleep deprivation and abuses aimed at undermining the victim’s identity. None of these are guaranteed to cause mental illness and some people are remarkably resistant to them. Nelson Mandela survived extremely long periods of solitary confinement with little ill-effect, but he is the exception rather than the rule.

A torturer might be able to give their victim PTSD, but what you’re asking is like trying to control what specific flashbacks the victim gets and when those flashbacks happen. It is, so far as we know, not just unlikely but impossible.

Similarly you can’t trick a person into believing they enjoy something they don’t.

You can trick a person into believing they committed a crime when they didn’t and many false confessions are gained in this way.

So, to use your serial killer example: your character could be tricked into believing they murdered someone when they did not. But your character couldn’t be forced by torture to become a serial killer. They also couldn’t be tortured into believing they enjoy killing if that’s not the case.

It’s a little like expecting you can make someone like apples by hitting them on the head. I’m sure if you hit them enough they might say they like apples to make you stop, but that’s not the same thing as actually suddenly liking apples.

Consider why it’s important to your story that the character is ‘reprogrammed’ rather than, for example, acting because someone they care about is threatened or because they believe that refusing to do what their torturers want would get them killed. Why can’t your character be acting under duress? Why do they have to be ‘reprogrammed’?

I’m not sure what else to suggest for your story. This is something that torture just doesn’t do and I’d encourage you to reconsider using this trope. It’s got no basis in reality and it’s dangerous, it’s the sort of narrative device that gets used to justify torture.


Imagine that Jungkook is a serial killer that was caught and thrown in prison. While he is there he get a fan letters and stuff but he only gets one visitor. That visitor is Jimin who is actually the type that Jungkook went for to strangle and gut. Jimin confesses his love every time he sees Jungkook and Jungkook kicks his lips as he eyes Jimin.

“I would love to touch you Angel.” Jungkook says and Jimin smiles.

“I wish you could touch me.”

Actual things I thought while reading Killing Stalking
  • Me: Mmm, that stalker is bad news, lmao I don't know man he's kind of creepy. Need to watch out for that guy, hahaha.
  • Me: Sangwoo is a precious cinnamon roll awww
  • Me: Holy shit, I was wrong.
  • Me: Fuck I was wrong.
  • Me: Burn that fucker with fire RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: You know people normally just have skeletons in their closet but you sir, you don't half ass it do you? Nope, you just HAD to one up everybody and have a FUCKING NAKED HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT.
  • Me: I can't fucking read this anymore
  • Me: *still fucking reads*
  • Me: No! Don't kiss him!
  • Me: Okay, at least they're not doing anything sexual.
  • Me: Fuck.
  • Me: Yeah he's a stalker you and that's creepy sure but at least he's not a SERIAL KILLER.
  • Me: Well it can't get much worse.
  • Me: A fucking card game are you kidding me?
  • Me: Yoonbum you didn't actually kill him okay? Sangwoo was just beING A HUGE DICK.
  • Me: YES Seungbae!
  • Me: Phew, Seungbae.
  • Me: *suspicious crutches look suspicious*
  • Me: Gee a shopping trip sounds like the perfECT TIME TO ESCAPE.
  • Me: *started binge reading at like 2am* Fuck is that the sun?
  • Me: ...........Fuck I'm hooked.

anonymous asked:

"I attacked you with a knife Because I thought you were his ex boyfriend, the man who abused him///alsoyoukindofbrokeintomyhouse//" The brilliant thing about this being- it would explain bums hysterical response to suengbae, If seungbae looked like an abusive ex, it makes sense bum Would be panicked with him. So it sows seeds of doubt into even seungbaes mind, and diverts the leg wounds linking sangwoo to the murder... To somebody else. I'm Raving man I hope sangwoo goes down this route.

How far down that road Sangwoo goes will be interesting to see. Either way, I’m pretty sure Seungbae knows he’s screwed. The only thing he actually KNOWS that Sangwoo has done is beat Bum, because he’s got it on the car recording. He doesn’t know he’s a murderer. He never has. Even with Sangwoo attacking him with a knife he still has NO evidence that he’s a serial killer. That just goes to show how terrible Suengbae is at his job. I mean, if he hadn’t broken into his house, Sangwoo wouldn’t have the perfect excuse for attacking him. Seungbae practically GAVE him a get-out-of-jail-free card. He’s shown up with a beat-up guy, saying, ‘Here’s this guy. I broke into his house and he attacked me.’ Well yes. The police aren’t going to think anything of that. Especially since Seungbae beat him up and bloody tased him! That is not going to be explained away easily. 

So, what else has Seungbae got? Nothing. Seriously. HE HAS NO EVIDENCE. The most he can accuse Sangwoo of is beating up Bum, and (I’m not sure how Korean law works but) I’m pretty sure he can’t arrest him for that without Bum pressing charges. 

See, this is why I have a problem with Seungbae. He’s all about pride. He doesn’t care about people. Everyone around him hates him and there’s a reason for that. He doesn’t listen, he doesn’t do his job. He takes the patrol car to stalk a person (instead of doing his job) when all he has is a hunch. He knew Bum was being hurt, but did nothing. And now he’s brought his friend into the mess, and maybe cost them both their jobs. All because of his obsession. He has NO reason to believe that Sangwoo is a serial killer. He just WANTS to. So Sangwoo was rude to him. He looked at him funny. Lots of people probably look and speak to him the same way (he’s not exactly a likeable guy), they’re not all going to be serial killers. Just because Sangwoo IS a serial killer, it does not excuse Seungbae. He doesn’t know that. Being right does not make his actions right. WE know Sangwoo is a serial killer. Seungbae has nothing to go on but a dislike for Sangwoo. Seungbae doesn’t have a hunch, he has a personal vendetta. He is truly appalling at his job. I don’t think we’ve ever actually SEEN him DO his job. There’s a reason he was demoted, and it’s not because the world is out to get him. Personally, I’d hoped he would end up in Sangwoo’s basement. It would have been the most interesting thing he’d ever done.

(Sorry for the long, rambly reply. I have many thoughts about Yang Seungbae. To summarise them: every time he’s on ‘screen’ this is my gut reaction:

Originally posted by heckyeahreactiongifs

anonymous asked:

Why do you think serial killers charged with multiple murders never confess to the murders they're suspected of? I'm sure there are plenty they're not actually responsible for, or even don't remember commuting if the count is high enough. But surely there are cases where it's perfectly obvious, but they just won't admit?

There are several reasons as to why they don’t confess. Some killers aren’t proud of what they have done and don’t want to admit to it. They don’t want the world to know how heinous they have been. Some refuse to confess to other murders to save more heartache for their own families.

Furthermore, some serial killers don’t want to admit to specific murders because of the stigma attached. For example, Bundy would never speak about the murder of Kimberly Leach because she was a child.

However, a lot of killers like the power they have being the only person who knows what happened to their victim and where they are buried, etc. By keeping this information private, they have something to hold over investigators and family members alike. It’s something they can barter with, so to speak.

anonymous asked:

Even if Harry was the straightest straight boy in the world he would NEVER date her and I'm offended for him that people actually think it's real. He's all about being nice to everyone and she worships rapists and serial killers. It's absurd to think he would fall for someone like that.

this is what i’ve been saying his so-called fans must think pretty darn lowly of him she’s a direct contrast to his kindness motto

Private relationship? MY ASS. What private about him wearing her ring? Her wearing his stunt necklace? Him being seen by stalkers with her food bag then her and friends doing a photoshoot with the bag on Instagram? Her following around him on tour like a lost puppy and making sure EVERY TIME that she is seen by fans by making her stand on stage with a spot on her face? Or with Jeff or his family? Taking pictures in a PUBLIC bathroom when there is a bathroom backstage like COME ON.

you said it sis 💁

yes but there’s also 

  • ‘I’m hella sick but not old enough to purchase cough medicine and that sounds really pitiful coming from a college student but would you please go buy me some NyQuil???’ au
  • 'We made a bet at the beginning of the laser tag game to see who was better and guess who won. It’s time to pay up.’ au
  • 'Who keeps using my wifi?’ 'Literally everyone, your password is hella easy to guess.’ au
  • Tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking garage au
  • 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ au
  • See also; 'Dating a most-wanted serial killer and never getting a heads-up before they come home covered in blood so you’ve gotta be ready to draw the curtains and hide a body every time you hear a car pull into the driveway’ au
  • 'We really should not have played Monopoly’ au
  • Life-sized version of Clue in the old manor on the hill au
  • 'I originally followed you on Instagram bc you’re hot and I’m thirsty but now I’ve developed actual feelings for you bc you’re a genuinely good person’ au
  • 'Fuck me you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in my sweats??’ au
  • 'I went to the bar last night bc I just got dumped and wanted to drink away my pain but then one thing lead to another and somehow I broke into your house thinking it was mine and now I can’t find my left shoe but are those waffles I smell?’ au
  • 'I saw that you were reading Eleanor and Park have you gotten to the part where she leaves him and if so can we talk about it because not a lot of people have read this book and I need a shoulder to cry on.’ au
  • 'You passed out in Disneyland and I’ve been taking care of you for the past two hours oh my god are you okay??’ 'Yes I’m okay but who the hell are you supposed to be?’ 'I’m the face character for Peter Pan but that’s not important’ au
  • 'I don’t really know you but I noticed that this creep has been trying to chat you up even though you’ve already turned him down, so I’ll pretend to be your boyfriend/girlfriend  until they leave you alone.’ au
  • Bonnie and Clyde au???
  • Attend same-sex privet schools that are right across the street from each other au
  • Masquerade au
  • 'I don’t like you and you don’t like me but our best friends just died in a car crash and left their one-year-old daughter in our custody so now we’ve got to act civil and end up falling for each other’ au
  • [Basically a Life As We Know It au]
  • 'Found your number inside of a library book that looks like it hasn’t been checked out in ages and decided to text you to see if it worked au
  • 'The biggest rule of immortality is to not get involved with mortals but whoops I was in a coffee shop one day and fell in love with you and now I’m freaking out bc in the grand scope of things we don’t get a lot of time together but fuck no please don’t leave me not yet no.’ au
  • 'I just moved into the apartment next door and I am 100% sure that it’s haunted bc this building used to be a hospital and anyway I heard I noise coming from inside the walls can I please just crash here for the night?’ au
  • 'I know that you’re really into school and probably don’t want to risk your spot on the college football team, but would you mind if I smoked in our dorm room??’ au
  • Followed by 'Nah, I don’t care, as long as I can shotgun some smoke from that pretty little mouth of yours.’ au wow that got sexual and I am not sorry.
  • Went to the beach for the first time au
  • Ancient Rome au
  • Rival team captains who know nothing about personal space and constantly get into fights where they end up face-to-face every single game until one day one of the coaches yells at them to either kiss or get back to the game au
  • 'Hey, so I might have just robbed a bank right now and I kind of need a getaway car, would you pleeeeeaaase help me I can pay you back in sexual favors but also cash.’ au
  • 'I know that you don’t know me, but you were on the receiving end of my girlfriend/boyfriend’s heart donation and being around you kind of makes it feel like they’re still here I’m sorry if that’s kind of weird.’ au
  • 'Shit I wasn’t watching where I was walking and ended up spilling my Rockstar all over your white sweater I’m so sorry here have my jacket.’ au
  • Caught yelling at Go, Diego, Go in the hospital waiting room and after an awkwardly long period of silence the other person joins in bc they’ve got nothing better to do with their waiting time au
  • 'The person living in the apartment across the wall to mine is a nymphomaniac and yeah okay they’re p hot but it’s v hard to write an essay on feminism when all I can hear is sexual screaming.’ au
  • It’s three am, I just wanted some clam chowder, and some how I ended up on Hollywood Bl. can you please tell me where a good restaurant is I think I’m going to cry.’ au
  • 'Fuck my ex just walked into the restaurant with their new girlfriend/boyfriend could you pretend we’re dating so they don’t think I’m hung up on them I swear I’ll pay you later.’ au
  • 'I work at the daycare that you drop your daughter off at every week and she got me sick.’ au
  • 'So I know we just met but it’s raining and my tent has a hole in it, could I sleep in your camper with you?’ au
  • 'Okay okay okay I know we’re just friends and I don’t want anything to change that but I may have told my mom that we’re dating so she would stop trying to set me up with people would you be up to going to my sister’s wedding as my plus one so my mom won’t know I lied?’ au
  • 'Hit me, we’re on college campus and you’ll have to pay for my tuition’ au
  • 'Your headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so that hardcore porn fic you’ve been listening to for the past ten minutes has been broadcasting through the bus on full volume.’ au
  • The Breakfast Club au
  • Wimbledon [the movie] au
  • West Side Story au
  • 'Constantly getting confused as the girlfriend/boyfriend of the lead singer for a heavy metal band bc I’m always going to concerts and getting backstage passes but I’ve never even met the lead singer until the day he/she got drunk and we hooked up in his/her tour bus [whoops now we’re actually dating shh]’ au
  • 'It’s two am, we’re standing outside of our apartment building bc someone pulled the fire alarm, and you look cold and unprepared, do you want to share my blanket?’ au
  • Heartache On The Big Screen au
  • Breakfast At Tiffany's au omg pls
  • 'The zombie apocalypse started two years ago I can’t believe I still have to work at this fucking book store.’ au
  • Long Way Home au
  • We like each other but our dogs don’t so I’m going to have to ask you to stop taking this walking route you attractive fucker’ au
  • 'Sometimes, your soulmate and the love of your life don’t end up being the same person. And that’s something I had to learn the hard way.’ Au