i'm mummying

“Mummy?” said little William one day at the breakfast table, picking at his cream of wheat.

“Yes dear? And stop playing with your food,” Mummy said.

William begrudgingly ate a spoonful of the stuff. After he’d swallowed, he said, “Mummy, Father loves you very much.”

A smile spread across Mummy’s face. “Yes he does, darling. And I love him too.”

William seemed to be contemplating something very hard as he stared into his bowl of beige mush. “Mummy, when I get big, I’m going to marry a boy just like Father. Someone who is nice and handsome and loves me a lot.”

Mummy just smiled adoringly over her mug of coffee at her little boy. “I’m sure you will, Billy. And he’ll be the luckiest man in the world.”

William absolutely beamed, then began eating his cream of wheat again.

Roughly 40 years later, Mummy was dancing with her son at his wedding. She caught his new husband looking on proudly from the side of the floor. John’s eyes were swollen with all the tenderness and love in the world as he stared on in adoration at the consulting detective.

Sherlock nudged her, smiling shyly. “Told you I would find him.” He cast a soft answering gaze at his soldier-doctor.

Mummy squeezed Sherlock’s arm, holding back happy tears, so glad that her sweet son had found the perfect man to love him. “You certainly did, my lamb,” she sniffled.


Pudding meets Mummy!Goth comic…

Oh anon…

You have no idea how long I waited you….


Pudding and Mummy!Goth me…

Original Fell!Palette belongs to angexci

Original Goth belongs to nekophy


Favourite Christmas Films
101 Dalmatians (1996)

Fools aren’t born, Pongo. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.


endless list of favorite movies: the mummy(1999)
Thebes, City of the Living. Crown jewel of Pharaoh Seti I. Home of Imhotep, Pharaoh’s high priest, keeper of the dead; birthplace of Anck-Su-Namun, Pharaoh’s mistress. No other man was allowed to touch her; but for their love, they were willing to risk life itself.”

Did I mention there was a World Record beaten today? ‘Greatest number of people dressed as mummies at a single venue’ - over 800 people (+ one plushie of a vengueful spirit from Ancient Egypt).

(Marik didn’t come because it was raining and I didn’t want to risk his scars getting wet en route)

  • *221B*
  • Baby Holmes: *folding her arms; grumpy* Why do Mummy and Daddy have to have another baby?
  • Mycroft: *bored* Contraceptives aren't in their vocabulary.
  • Baby Holmes: *pouts* Why couldn't I go to the Hospital?
  • Mycroft: *raises an eyebrow* Because that's not the first memory you want of your little brother *shudders* Believe me.
  • Baby Holmes: *frowns* I hate him.
  • Mycroft: *dismissive* It won't last.
  • Baby Holmes: *confused* Whyyyy?
  • Mycroft: *rolls his eyes* Oh, I don't know. You'll notice he's dropped his favourite toy and tuck it next to him even though he's fast asleep. You'll be playing in the park, warning him not to touch the bees and then kissing his sting better. You'll never get to be Captain of the pirate ship, I'm afraid, but that doesn't matter *waves a hand* Walking the plank is just as fun.
  • Baby Holmes: ...
  • Baby Holmes: *blinks* Really?
  • Mycroft: *smiles* Yes.
  • Baby Holmes: *whines* What if he steals my stuff?
  • Mycroft: *chuckles* He'll bring you dead things, most likely. Anyway, it's worth it to see him trying to walk around in your massive shoes, tripping over the dog if not his own feet.
  • Baby Holmes: *confused* But we don't have a dog.
  • Mycroft: *quickly* No.
  • Baby Holmes: *kicks her legs* Uncle Mycroft?
  • Mycroft: Mmmm?
  • Baby Holmes: *scratches her head* Where do babies even come from?
  • Mycroft: *sighs* I have no idea. Ask your father. Don't take no for an answer.
  • Baby Holmes: *grins* Okay, Uncle Mycroft.
  • *meanwhile, at the Hospital*
  • Molly: *exhausted* So, Hamish Mycroft William? Or William John Siger?
  • Sherlock: *holding his son, smiling* The first one.

i’m screaming at all of them

A Place Like Me in a Girl Like This by Heart_Seoul_Soshi [AO3]

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jemma Simmons/Skye | Daisy Johnson
Characters: Skye | Daisy Johnson, Jemma Simmons, Leo Fitz, SHIELD Agents & Staff, Holden Radcliffe, Melinda May, Phil Coulson

The modern day “The Mummy” AU literally no one asked for but on a soul-deep level we all truly, truly deserve.


Patricia Velásquez and Rachel Weisz as Anck-Su-Namun and Evelyn Carnahan in “The Mummy” (1999)

Not gonna lie, “The Mummy” was one of the first movies to make me realize I was attracted to girls, even if at the time I didn’t quite understand what that meant yet… I was 12.


impossible meme ◌ [1/4] quotes 

                                            Mummy in the Orient Express

She said ʽʽHatred is too strong an emotion to waste on someon that you don’t like.ʼʼ


Alfie bursts through the doors to Fran’s office before Bea even makes it halfway up the hallway, but she doesn’t fault him, she’s excited too. 

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MUMMY FRANNIE,” he squeals, and Bea cringes in response. Not because she thinks Fran will mind, she – as Bea had quickly discovered, is actually pretty brilliant with children, or at least with Alfie and Albie which is really all that matters to her – but because she knows the stuffy business type people Fran shares a floor with, and they’re much less forgiving. 

“Happy birthday,” she says, amused as she leans against the door frame, a few parcels under her arm. “Hope we’re not too early, Alfie insisted we come straight away after school.” Grinning, Bea rolls her eyes in a teasing manner. 

“It’s against the rules to work on your birthday,” Alfie insists, a very serious look on his little face.