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Coffee Shops and Scars

Request: “hello there! your works are absolutely amazing and I enjoy reading them so much~ keep doing what you do!!! I would love to request a soulmate au where both newt and reader can feel and witness each other’s pain and even fresh wounds on their own body!! (eg. if newt gets a paper cut, so does the reader at the same time) welcome to the angst train _(:3/”

Word Count: 3,434

Pairing: Newt x Reader

Warning: Mentions of blood

Requested by @ah-excuse-me but also tagging @caseoffics and @red-roses-and-stories


Your friend holds a bowl of popcorn out to you when it happens.

You curse and grab your arm, curling up and grimacing.

“Again?” Is all Maria says, placing the bowl back in her lap and taking a handful of popcorn.

You groan. “I’m going to kill this idiot when I meet him.”

She laughs. “You’re going to kill your soulmate?”

“Yes.” You grumble.

“Well, how bad is it this time?” She crunches the popcorn in her mouth as the two of you ignore the record droning on in the background.

You remove your hand from your bicep. A red patch of skin grows under where your hand was clutched, bubbling up in the center. You hiss at the sight.

“Oh, that’s disgusting. Do you have your medkit?”

You nod, squeezing your eyes shut. “How the hell did he get a burn there?” You mumble, reaching to your hip and unlatching the medkit you carry with you. It holds everything from tiny bandages to a tourniquet. The tourniquet was a joke gift from another friend when they’d noticed all the scars covering your body, but you’re not so sure you won’t need it someday.

“Leaned against an open oven?”

“With their upper arm?”

She shrugs, tossing more popcorn into her mouth. “Possible.”

“Whatever.” You dig around in the bag and find the bottle of burn cream. You’d bought it six months before and used half of it already.

Maria looks back to the record player, watching the disk spin. “You’re missing the best part of the song.”

“I’m sorry, I’m a little busy.” You spit. You’d been having a perfectly good night before your soulmate had to go and do something stupid.

You finish applying the burn cream when a deep cut suddenly rips opens on your left forearm. A trail of blood rushes out of it, dripping onto your blanket before you can grab anything.

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There are certain moments in life that make you feel more alive than anything else in the world. Sunsets. Sunrises after you’ve been up all night. First kisses. When you hear a new song for the first time and know that it will be one of your favorites. Waking up on a weekend with nothing to do but be happy. Dancing for the fun of it, alone in your room, knowing that no one can see you and no one can judge you.
—  thinking too much #58

anonymous asked:

Sorry, I want to follow you but I'm a bit worried. You're not an anti, right? I'm a shaladin shipper so I wouldn't like to mistakenly follow an anti, even if they draw really pretty art (antis are scary, and mean)

I’m not quite sure what characters are all involved in the shaladin ship, but you are completely safe here. (And I’m a bit shocked that you think I’m maybe an anti, since I can’t remember that I said something against any ship.) I just stick to one ship per character and would call myself a “single”-shipper (not sure if I made it up or it is actually a term xD) but I would say it’s the counterpart to a multi-shipper!! 

I’ve made a little guide with my lovely voltron babies ~ ♥ 

Well since I’m not a multi-shipper I could be wrong but I think it is somehow like that ^^. It doesn’t mean they love all ships, they see more ships than just one or two.

The Foxhole Court characters as things I've said
  • Kevin Day: (after a tough bus ride) My goal tonight is to drink so much I either get alcohol poisoning or forget why I wanted to drink at all
  • Neil Josten: So, to the surprise of no one, I was lying about all of that
  • Andrew Minyard: I care more about cake than I do about any human I've ever met
  • Aaron Minyard: (after something good happened) what the fuck is this. This is suspicious as fuck, I'm calling bullshit
  • Allison Reynolds: I just realized my top motivating factors are spite and the promise of wearing cool clothes
  • Dan Wilds: Why are men so consistently gross all the time???
  • Nicky Hemmick: I think I'm a fun driver. It's like being on a rollercoaster but better bc there's an actual chance you might die.
  • Matt Boyd: I really hope all my friends know how much I care about them. I never want anyone to question where they stand with me (turns to friend) Especially you, you're the love of my life.
  • Renee Walker: (about a badger that tried to attack me) He's so cute!! And he's talented!!
  • Jean Moreau: If the world could stop being consistently awful for like 30 seconds that'd be awesome, thanks
  • Riko Moryima: The only thing we're entitled to is to die screaming
  • Bonus, Neil Josten: How do people pick up on subtext in conversations? I've never picked up on a hint ever in my life

anonymous asked:

I saw someone headcanoning that Sero and Bakugou had this friends with benefits thing in the past in which they would make out sometimes just for fun. I really liked that idea. How would you think Kaminari and Kirishima would react to that? Do you think they'd get jealous or?

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hannah baker & jessica davis ;; thirteen reasons why

“friendship. it’s complicated. but don’t worry. you won’t go through this alone. that’s not fun. trust me. i’ve been there. now, it won’t always be easy. it might even hurt a bit. or a bit more than a bit. that depends on you. but fear not, we’ll get through this. step by step, tape by tape. you and me. together.

anonymous asked:

Heeeeeey. I was wondering if you could find some shortish fics, preferably less than seven thousand or somewhere around there. Super smutty or super fluffy is fine. But pleeeeeeeeease 😍😍😍 ok I'm done thanks

I am taking this as a challenge, they’ll have to be LESS than 7k! Many shorties seem to fall into the ~8k range so this should be fun. (Also, for more short-ish fics of 25k or less, I’d like to refer to my rec lists here and here.)

Drarry fic recs, less than 7k

Feel You In These Walls by alpha_exodus (6.8k)
Just this once, Harry thinks. Just this once, they’ll kiss, they’ll have sex, and then it’ll be over.Draco hadn’t expected more than that either. But then it happens again, again, and neither of them had anticipated having feelings involved - but they’ve never been able to keep anything casual, have they?
(Lovely sweet Drarry, beautifully written, lots of personality for a shortie!)

Let Me Go on Loving You by firethesound (6.6k)
Harry has learned that the perils of living with a potion master include, among many other things, the occasional exploding cauldron. At least this accident involves a lot of orgasms, so. Could be worse.
(I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCHHH. The Drarry is amazing, I love the way Harry thinks about Draco and how he doesn’t. want. to. stop. kissing. himmm.)

Two Gentlemen by hidingfromsomeone (3.7k)
This is sweet sweet fluffy established relationship Drarry in which they live together and cook for each other and just can’t keep their hands away.

Crystal Clear by ICMezzo (6.7k)
Harry customizes a snow globe. Draco listens to centaur weather reports. Ron investigates the height of Pansy’s boots. And Hermione knows even more than everything, as usual. (No one signs up for the class for lactating witches.)
(I feel like I rec this fic every day but it can’t be recced enough! Draco and Harry’s relationship in this is my fave, they’re adorkable and so so sweet.) 

Falling Stars, Catching Lightning by daftfear (6.6k)
Draco’s talent and skill as a tattoo artist are without equal, but when Potter comes in asking for a custom piece that’ll take several sessions to complete, Draco finds his abilities and professionalism tested.
(Excellent fic, the sexual tension is on point, and the tattoos, so much YES.)

Muggle ‘Drug Store Items’ by loveglowsinthedark (4.2k)
Malfoy’s interest is caught by a certain Muggle drug store item. (Hint: Flavoured Condoms)
(Probably the funniest and hottest thing I’ve read in a good while.)

Choices that are made in the moonlight by Teatrolley (4.4k)
“Harry never imagined that he’d someday know the feeling of Draco’s smiling lips against his own, or be able to replicate the exact tone of his during-sex laughter in his mind. Even then, he especially never imagined that, were he to ever know those things, he were also to be without them again.”
(I cried a waterfall reading this one, it hurt so bad, my poor poor heart.)

Wascally by dysonrules (6.7k)
Draco finds an ickle wounded birdy in the forest.
(This fic is hilarious and absolutely adorable, Draco is so sassy I can’t.)

anonymous asked:

At first I found the joke about jimin around whit people funny, because I'm a POC that works in retail that's my face all the time with rude costumers but then I just started disliking the joke. Cause you can tell my baby just shy and he doesn't know what to do exactly. He's in a new culture and country so of course he's going to act a little confused and mono tone. The he was getting hate that seriously was so stupid. I hope he doesn't see any of it because I don't want him to beat himself up.

Thank you for agreeing with me! I’m just furious about how people can overlook the fact that at least some people that has the same point of view as mine and disagreeing with the “joke” were not thinking about how it would hurt the “white” but JIMIN!!!! 

Why use color? Why use his pics in such a joke? I am offended by the joke, not because it uses the word “white”, but because you use Jimin for your ridiculous vendetta. Do you know how much hate he will get by people who misunderstood things? Do you know how many people are now looking at the boys and into the fandom thanks to Billboard? And how many there are that just now joining the fandom and might not get the joke?

No, I’m not talking about how it’s hurt people in that skin color, or any certain race. But how it will hurt Jimin. Don’t you people know how easy it is for them to get access to everything we put online? Even if you’re going to say “no, the boys don’t have tumblr”. This is the internet! People in twitter has access as much as we have to theirs and they can spread our posts as much as we can spread theirs on our blogs, and it’ll be no problem for that “joke” to reach their eyes sooner or later. Stop overlooking that fact alone, and please consider how Jimin would feel if he sees, when he must’ve already feel bad that day for being so out of place and nervous about the award and the event itself. He was in a foreign land. If only you use the caption “Let me go home” instead of that caption, then I will laugh along with you.


Anonymous said: It’s a joke. Don’t worry it won’t be affecting white peoples privilege in the end of the day :-) I don’t care if they get butt hurt over a joke when they don’t get discriminated/oppressed in real life. Poc get murdered for just their skin color and lots of other things I can say.

This message just came in at the same time I was typing that long answer above, so I’m just going to put this here because I know there are many of you who thinks the same as this person and I hate having to type my answer all over again, when I know for some reason our logical answers can never get through to your heads. Please read my long answer above your message, my kind person. And tell me this, have you watched the current interview on Kiisfm FB live? Did you see the interviewer mentioning to the boys how the phrase “third guy from the left” becomes a trending topic? Now when you do see this, please imagine if the boys go to the internet, and not only they find those posts about Jin and Jungkook, but also the Jimin’s “joke”. Now try to imagine how they feel about it, and come back to me. Please don’t point your fingers at me calling me whitey as you guys did to my POC friends. I’m Asian. My skin color tone is yellow and I have nothing against others with different skin color than mine.

This will be the last time I answer this matter. Like I said in the previous tag, anyone coming in trying to talk about this again and disregard my long ass answer above will be ignored. I’m done talking. And if you’re not going to listen then so be it. I’m just praying no hell is going to be let loose. And praying that Jimin is having a hell of fun out there.

listening to bottom’s gonna be on top is so much more fun if you imagine them aggressively clapping at each other instead of tapping?? 

“oh 👏 no 👏 you 👏 won't 👏”

“oh 👏 yes 👏 i 👏 will 👏”

“oh 👏 no 👏 you 👏 won't 👏”

“oh 👏 yes 👏 I 👏 will 👏”

“oh 👏 no 👏 you 👏 won't 👏”

“oh 👏 yes 👏 i 👏 will 👏”

“oh 👏 no 👏 you 👏 won’t 👏 
my 👏 accomplishments 👏 are 👏 much 👏 more 👏 accomplished 👏 than 👏 yours 👏”

“in 👏 your👏 dreams 👏
i 👏 am 👏 the 👏 best 👏”

anonymous asked:

Lo my darling this storyline just goes to show that our boys can never be separated again,they absolutely fall apart and made stupid decisions (major side eye at Mr Shifty) when they're not together. I'm suggesting they borrow those pink fluffy handcuffs so they can't be without the other and not make anymore stupid decisions and to quote Robert just think "what fun we'll have" I'm trying to stay on the positive train Lo really really trying

ANON I HAVE SPENT YEARS, MONTHS - MINUTES, EVEN, DEVELOPING A LIST OF TEN GROUND RULES FOR AARON AND ROBERT THAT SHOULD BE PUT IN PLACE IMMEDIATELY:

1) TOUCH NO WHISKEY

2) WHEN ARGUING SOMEONE SHOULD ALWAYS BE AROUND TO LOCK YOU IN A ROOM UNTIL YOU TALK

2A) A CAT FLAP WILL BE INSTALLED TO PROVIDE FOOD AND WATER BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS YOU TO STARVE

3) NEVER SEPARATE FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES ITS TOO RISKY

4) DONT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE THIS IS HOW ACCIDENTS HAPPEN

5) THE ONLY EXCEPTION TO RULES 3 THROUGH 4 IS FOR THE REGULAR THERAPY SESSIONS YOU WILL BOTH ATTEND

6) BEFORE MAKING ANY DECISIONS FIRST COUNT TO TEN AND THEN ASK YOURSELF “WILL THIS DESTROY MY LIFE”

7) IF THE ANSWER IS “YES” CHOOSE A DIFFERENT DECISION AND REPEAT THE PROCESS

8) REPEAT THE PROCESS UNTIL THE ANSWER BECOMES “NO”

9) PRACTICE EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATING IN PREPARATION FOR TIMES OF CRISIS

10) BURN ALL GEL

FOLLOW ALL OF THESE RULES AND YOU TOO CAN STOP GIVING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ACROSS THE WORLD LITERAL HEART ATTACKS EVERY NIGHT AT 7PM THINK OF OUR HEALTH

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First two pics from an AU. I just have too much fun drawing Grimmjow, so I wanted to play around with that concept too. I also really like those WWII bomber-jackets that used to have cartoons or pin ups on the back, so I wanted to draw something like that.

Then some canon ships. I think Ichigo came out sounding a lot more dirty minded than I hoped.

anonymous asked:

How do you feel about Logan's half Asian, bisexual son being totally forgotten about so we can now have his alternate reality younger whiter straighter son suddenly be a thing? Because I'm pretty raging.

Interestingly enough, Jimmy’s actually half Romani. His mother is Magda Lehnsherr, which makes him Wanda and Pietro’s half brother. (Current retcons aside.)

That being said, I think Daken is way more interesting than Jimmy and it’d be fun to see a scene in which Daken totally schools him. Laura and Daken are the only bublings we need.

anonymous asked:

Man, I'm surprised but happy that you're still making UT content. Dont get me wrong, there are loads of UT au's and askblogs and stuff, but almost none of the other blogs are about vanilla Undertale. What's been driving you to still be active in this fandom for more than a year now?

Oh! I guess I’ve been drawing for a while…
Well, I enjoy drawing, and I want to think there is fun stuff left to draw!

maikanna  asked:

Sorry I just have to tell this to somebody (it has probably been said before) : I have so many problems with s4 but i just thought about the fact that Sherlock making fun of Norbury to the point that he pushes her to shoot just is old. I felt like he got over the whole "i'm better than everyone else and I make fun of people without thinking of the consequences" thing by TAB already (the whole "women in the shadows are important even if you don't know it, so be humble and treat them well") 1/2

2/2 … so it felt to me like it was almost making him regressing/forgetting what he learned before, and that makes Mary’s death even more necessary and forced.

Hey Lovely!

Yeah, another inconsistency that they totally pulled out of nowhere. Sherlock had progressed SO FAR in TAB and S4 essentially pretended all that character development never happened. And Mary’s death is so pointless; if they were trying to make us feel something for it, they failed miserably. Like… just… Ugh.

anonymous asked:

can you explain this trend of people shitting on the love square?/ it seems like LS content has dropped off considerably during the hiatus in favor of other ships and i'm just wondering why people seem to be jumping ship to other ships

There…isn’t??

Shipping isn’t like signing up for a political party or anything; people can enjoy more than one pair with the same people because each relationship is fun and different to write about. Multishipping is pretty normal for fandoms that aren’t Voltron, and as ML’s fandom matures(?) I’m not surprised that people are thinking outside the Love Square. 

I think the reason non LS ships are rising in prominence is because…well, it’s been a year without content and LS content has been explored a lot. The vast majority of content produced for the ML Fandom is Love Square which is understandable as it seems to be the endgame relationship the crew is developing. That said, it can be refreshing to take on another ship that maybe doesn’t have as much said about it. There is a whole classroom of characters their age to play with and ship Adrien and Marinette with and frankly it’s about time some rarer pairs got explored. 

anonymous asked:

"Isn't that skirt a little short?" "I'm going undercover as a showgirl, do you really think the skirt would be long." Reid and reader please?

‘I still think it’s too short,’ Reid said with a scowl, prompting a shrug from you and a raised eyebrow from Emily.

‘And why does it matter if you think it’s too short, Reid?’ even though she wasn’t smiling, her tone was more than enough for you to know she was having fun at Reid’s expense, so you turned around to hide the grin that was taking over your face.

‘Well, no, I mean, it’s not like that… it’s short even for a showgirl!’ he finally spluttered, a blush clearly visible on his cheeks.

‘And how do you know that?’ you asked, managing to school your features into a more neutral expression and tilted your head to the side a little.

The blush became more pronounced at that, and neither of you could take it anymore and started laughing at his obviously embarrassed face; he ended up huffing in annoyance and leaving the room, muttering something under his breath about having “immature colleagues”, while Emily helped you with the final touches of your make-up.


Poor Reid. He fell right into that one, didn’t he?

- Leave the first sentence of a fic in my ask box and I will write the next five

writing McPriceley fanfic like
  • Connor: my Gay Thoughts™ are under control
  • Kevin: im here to fuck shit up
  • Arnold: [is the one who actually fucks most of the shit up]
  • Connor: [sees Kevin] turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it o f f
  • canon: [happens]
  • everyone: woah that all happened so fast and we don't need to talk abt it
  • Connor: i literally came out in the final song of the show but i still feel guilty about my Gay Thoughts™
  • Kevin: [is rightfully miserable bc he got a book up the butt] everything!!! is!!! great!!! :D :D :D
  • Arnold: [is cute and in love w\ Naba]
  • Naba: [is cute and in love w\ Arnold]
  • Connor: Elder Price i've noticed you're sad so hmu if you need someone to talk to
  • Kevin: you can do the same with me Elder McKinley
  • Kevin: [realizes he really wants to talk to Connor abt the Gay Thoughts™]
  • Connor: [hell dream]
  • Kevin: [bad dream abt the General]
  • Connor: Kevin what are you doing here in the kitchen???
  • Kevin: what are YOU doing here in the kitchen???
  • Connor: i asked you first
  • Kevin: i asked you second
  • Connor: fine..... i was having.... the Gay Thoughts™
  • Kevin: it's okay i have the Gay Thoughts™ too i think... for YOU
  • Connor: for ME????? i have them for YOU!!!!
  • Kevin: can i kiss you???
  • Connor: pls
  • Kevin: FUCK yeah
  • Poptarts: [enters kitchen, sees McPriceley kissing]
  • Poptarts: finally
  • Poptarts: [exits kitchen]
  • [THE END]