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“Chocolate,” Jason said, hollowly. Dick tossed him a donut. Damian reached out and snuck one out of the bag, half hidden behind Dick’s leg, watching them all like a small, prickly vulture would watch a dying animal. 

Dick leaned over to survey Bruce, who was propped up on the gurney. “He looks like hell. He won’t want any of these, then, you can feed the last one to the dog.”

Damian reached back into the bag, and tucked a donut under his arm, beside the loudly protesting kitten. “It would be bad for Titus. I’ll have to eat it.”

“What on Earth are you doing?” Alfred said, twisting to peer at Damian.

Damian had pulled up a chair by Bruce’s side, and had plopped the half-hairless kitten on his lap, where it carefully sniffed its new, grumpier terrain. He steered the cat away from smacking the IV line. “What I want,” Damian responded.

i think damian is easily my favorite part of this entire fic

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Wheeljack: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird

anonymous asked:

I'm just. Well. Dan and Phil huh. I'm like

WHAT THR FUCK HONESTLU!!!!! today’s the day i’m litro moving out and i watched this on my phone m in between bouts of vacuuming and sneezing from an allergy attack and i am crying????!! IN MY EMPTY CLOSET??!!!!!!! i can’t believe so many things including

1. how good and soft they looked i felt a bit awestruck

2. the fact that we saw dan in phils new “”“"bedroom”“”“

3. phil dragging dan a little for the rebrand and calling him daniel

4. the way they talked about what last year and this year meant for dan omg all that stuff about triumph and success and hard work paying off and this yr being the end of a phase or an era and the start of a new one and a time to explore new opportunities and let his real personality shine thru a bit more and also how phil kept hitting dan in excitement while he read those bits before dan himself even rly said anything bc phil knows what dans years have meant to him just as much as dan does and to see them just like make wide eyes at each other as they mutually recognize how spot on these assessments were wowowoowowowow im ded???

5. them sort of openly mocking the notion of “masculine energy”

6. obviiiiiii THAT WHOLE BANANA BIT like WHAT THE FUCK,?? HALF THIS CIDEO WAS JST PHIL FUCKING W DAN AND THEY JST KEPT SO MUCH OF IT IN and Holy Shit man that was some of the cutest shit i’ve ever seen i mean phil was full face giggling so hard and dan reacted so hilariously and he was tryna seem OUTRAGED AS HE SLAPPED PHIL W A BANANA BUT HIS FACE WAS ALL SCRUNCHED N SMILEY TOO AND HE THINKS PHIL IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ITS PAINFUL and then the way he just sort of manhandled him and pulled him back to stick the banana down his shirt as recompense i mean srsly what kind of gross absurdly flirtatious bullshit i smiled so much my face hurt

7. oh and OF COURSE how could i even FORGET phil referencing ppl interested in seeing him and dan have sex and just giggling about it nothing awk or uncomfortable jst straight up acknowledging that ppl want that but never making it seem like the concept of doing dan is outlandish and all of this on his main fucking channel i am IN UTTER SHOCK AND DISBELIEF. WOW.

they’re just. in such a good place right now. it’s remarkable on every level and i’m fucking overwhelmed and enthralled and sosososo painfully happy for them fuckkkfjfjfjrj

BTS as things kidz say on transit
  • Seokjin: "I've made the best sandwich in the world ok write this down are you ready?"
  • Yoongi: "My hair just doesn't grow."
  • Hoseok: "I buy mcdonalds and feel sick for three days. I crave it and I know I'll feel sick but I eat it anyway."
  • Namjoon: "I'd do crystal meth."
  • Jimin: "So do I look like I'm getting smaller?? because I've been working out."
  • Taehyung: "Is it weird that I watch anime?"
  • Jungkook: "The last soft drink I had was like New Years."
  • Parents: If you weren't constantly in that room on that phone you would be a lot happier.
  • Me: Actually, I wouldn't be. I do so much when I'm on my phone. I write, I watch nice videos, I look at things that make me happy, and I am able to constantly be in touch with my friends. When I'm on the internet I get to learn new things and see things you can't see in real life unless you have money, and we don't. I'm sorry I'm not sporty or social but just because I'm not those things does not mean I am an unhappy person. I laugh so much when I'm on the internet. I smile. The internet isn't just a place for cyberbullying. Just because all you know how to use on the internet is facebook, google, and sometimes Instagram doesn't mean that there aren't other things there. The internet is so big that eventually you will find a place that will accept you. And please, don't tell me how to be happy. I'm pretty sure I can figure that out on my own.

I never thought that a guy with a dirty shirt and a ridiculous voice on YouTube would bring me so much happiness, when I started watching him I didn’t expect to find an amazing person behind all the characters, this show has made me meet great people and have something to look forward to. This bitch ass boy has come so far and I’m so proud of him. And he’s in the process of moving on and you bet your ass I’m gonna support tf out of him and you bet your ass I’m gonna cry when this show comes to an end

it’s so fun to go from watching a phil liveshow which is basically ‘guys look at this new thing oh i saw this animal the other day and this happened also let’s talk about my clothes and fun things’ to dan’s liveshows which are ‘all of you shut up i’ve got something really–oh yeah also i need to talk about phil for a few minutes–anyway *gives great life advice* you’re all terrible and we’re all gonna die ily bye’

Things in the new Ragnarok Trailer that give me life
  • The colours!!?! Honestly!? I could look at it all day
  • Valkyrie in her armour
  • And then when she’s riding into battle good lord 
  • Bruce Banner
  • The pure smiles on Thor’s face despite the situation (honestly I have never seen a hero who smiles as much as him)
  • The fist bump 
  • That brief moment where we see Heimdall
  • Hela and her whole look  
  • BRUCE BANNER
  • “Did I win?” 
  • He’s v confused 
  • Loki as part of Team Thor and not as a 2D villain 
  • The God of Thunder!
  • “Smouldering fire” (and Thor’s little begrudging smile)
  • Hulk  talking!! 
how it all started
  • /after dance practice/
  • Chanyeol: let's go home!
  • Kyungsoo: mmkay
  • /on the way home/
  • Chanyeol: it's Junmyeon hyung and Jongin! Guys!
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard*
  • Junmyeon: Chanyeol! *drags jongin who is hiding behind* hey! Oh, hello Kyungsoo-ssi
  • Kyungsoo: *bows*
  • Jongin: *still hides*
  • Chanyeol: where are you two headed?
  • Junmyeon: we're going to eat
  • Chanyeol: Soo, let's eat with them. I'm hungry.
  • Jongin: *tugs Suho's shirt, shakes head, whines*
  • Junmyeon: Huh?
  • Kyungsoo: that's fine with me
  • Jongin: *whispers, shakes head* i don't want to eat with that hyung
  • Kyungsoo: *shy, looks down but steals glances at jongin, he knows jongin is a great dancer*
  • Chanyeol: So where should we eat?
  • Junmyeon: *pulls jongin behind and throws an arm around him, ruffles his hair* don't be shy now. My treat. Follow me.
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo, looks away*
  • Kyungsoo: *worried, looks at jongin, walks beside chanyeol but would steal glances at jongin because he's very worried*
  • /in the resto/
  • Jongin: hyung, i don't want to sit beside him. he's scary.
  • Kyungsoo: *looks at jongin, smiles* sit down now jongin-ssi and eat. *pats the seat beside him*
  • Jongin: *eyes wide because wow when kyungsoo smiles it's like when he first fell in love with dancing*
  • Junmyeon: *chuckles, gives chanyeol a knowing look*
  • Chanyeol: just eat jongin
  • Kyungsoo: *serves jongin rice and grilled meat, looks at jongin worriedly* i'm sorry if i seemed i scared you
  • Jongin: *looks at kyungsoo intently* y-you didn't
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* i know i did. this is not the first time this happened to me. do you want more meat or chicken?
  • Jongin: but why do you look like--
  • Kyungsoo: *squints hard* like this?
  • Jongin: *nods*
  • Kyungsoo: because i have bad astigmatism. i don't like wearing contacts *scratches his nape* uh i broke my glasses so i'm not wearing one lately and i'd squint like that.
  • Jongin: Ohhh
  • Kyungsoo: *chuckles* you're a great dancer you know
  • Jongin: *beams* chicken please. and i am?
  • Kyungsoo: i always watch you dance *smiles shyly, looks on his food, giggles*
  • Jongin: t-thank you, hyung! by the way, do you want me to accompany you to buy you new glasses?
  • Kyungsoo: *smiles, feeds jongin suddenly*
  • Jongin: *shocked, eats what kyungsoo fed him, chews, smiles*
  • Kyungsoo: i'm actually planning to buy one tomorrow
  • Jongin: tomorrow then, okay?
  • Kyungsoo: okay *smiles, turns to yeol* Chanyeol, Jongin will go with me tomorrow.
  • Chanyeol: sure thing *smiles* go hang out tomorrow too and get to know each other
  • Jongin and Kyungsoo: *looks at each other, smiles widely*

anonymous asked:

Hi PBG, I just wanted to send you a quick thanks for being so cheerful and positive in your youtube videos. Back in high school I had a rough time and dealt with depression and it took a lot to make me smile. But your videos were always something to look forward to and never failed to put a smile on my face. Now I'm halfway through uni, loving life and still loving all your new videos. I guess I just wanna say thanks for having given me something to look forward to, it made all the difference!

Really glad to hear that! Thanks so much for watching them. 

When I was going through some tough points in college (didn’t feel I was in the right place, was going through a confusing ideological/world view transition, felt like I was wasting money on tuition, didn’t have enough social interaction because I was cooped up trying to make my whole YT/online video dream thing work) I turned to a lot of online videos/content to cheer me up. AVGN was a really big one for me. Always loved that he put a lot of time into each video and it was re-watchable. I really looked up to him/wanted to make something similar. Something that could make people feel the way I did when I watched his stuff.

So to hear you and others say things like this, trust me, the pleasure is all mine. =)

Witness my descent into madness:

Hmmmmm… I think I’m going to watch this new thing. I’m sure it’ll be fine. I mean, I love all of Guillermo Del Toro’s work! How bad could it be?

OOOOOH look at that cast! I’m totally gonna love this show! Just look at all the trolls!

And these two are part of the main cast!!!!! 

LOOK AT THE BIG ONE.  OH I’M GONNA-

oh no

OH NO

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD DANG IT NO

On AmazingPhil, Dan curled my hair, which obviously I haven’t kept because it’s looking pretty sleek today. It was an interesting look though, I think it suited me more than I thought it would. So if you want to see Dan hold a 300 degree pole next to my head, there’s some danger for you. Who needs prank channels when you’ve got that? So watch that, that’ll be good. ‘I was terrified he was going to rip all your hair out’. So was I, slightly, I mean… it could have happened. *chuckles* It felt like it was going to happen. It was so warm. ‘You looked great either way though’. Thank you. 'I LOVED YOUR CURLY HAIR’. Was it because it was something new or was it because it looked good? I don’t know. I feel like curly hair is like the cool thing at the moment though. I'm just the final person with emo hair. It’s staying though, guys. I’m not curling my hair.
— 

@amazingphil during his live show on the 6th of July (x)

Quotes from Phil (4/?)

Dan’s commentary on curling Phil’s hair

So while Dan was dangerously scared of ripping Phil’s hair off, Phil was only slightly terrified even if he thought it very possible. That’s trust right there. 

  • Me, two hours ago: I don't know how I feel about Still Star Crossed. It looks like it might mess with some of the central themes of R&J. But still, I'm a sucker for diversity and anachronisms, so I guess I'll give it a try.
  • Me, now: I need everyone in my life to watch this show, it's one of the best things I've ever seen, holy shit.
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thank you seah @babieseok for tagging me to post selfie!  this snow filter gives such an ofd vibe i love it so much and ofd is the only thing that gets me thru the week lol @/my bruh i can’t wait to skype tomorrow when we watch ofd  

i’ll tag: @booseuksoon @cafewoozi @citruseungkwan @woozihacks @hansolmates @mingyou @officialseungcheol @spicyjunhui @jeonu @vernkn @starryjunhui @yunwooo @tookorean @rosehui @ilovesuga @darlinggyu @joshsua @beautifulmv @min-yoongle @honeykyun @ilxmsm @softyhui @lseokmin @zeungkwan @hoshistic @spasticstars @dinosgf @soonhosh @oexo @blondshua @eatboo @thesoonyoungs @jisoosmeoli @dokyuml

anonymous asked:

Ooh! Where can I listen to or watch that lecture? I'd absolutely love that and are there photos? Sorry I'm kinda new to the fandom and have a lot of things I need to catch up on and stuff. I appreciate any help, though!

sure! if you have iTunes you can search for it in the ‘iTunes U’ tab. just search ‘SVA School of Visual Arts’ and something comes up called ‘Events and Discussions’ and just look for Gerard Way in the list. it’s free to listen to

if you dont have iTunes or cant be bother searching for it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YfwTGH5UI

lol at the end when people ask him if he has any hidden talents and he says he can tie a knot in a cherry stem with his tongue lmaoooo and also when the lecture ends and hes like ‘i gotta piss so bad’ and then someone asks him to sign something and hes like ‘sure let me just piss real quick…..I DRANK TWO BOTTLES OF WATER’ LMAOOO bless