i'm looking at you fruits basket

The ultimate eat-off competition between Murasakibara and Kagami, as moderated by host and commentator Izuki
  • Izuki: Lettuce begin! The first course is the vegetable course.
  • Murasakibara: Ugggh, salad? What a pain.
  • Izuki: That’s only one bowl of 10. You could say it’s…the tip of the iceberg!
  • Murasakibara: I’ll crush you.
  • ...
  • Izuki: Now on to the fruit course!
  • Murasakibara & Kagami: *grumbling but eating*
  • Izuki: Look at these two! They’re quite the pear!
  • ...
  • Izuki: Next up is the meat course!
  • Kagami: Finally, meat!!
  • Murasakibara: I want sweets…
  • Izuki: But look at this fine cut of meat! Passing up on this would be a missed steak!
  • Hyuuga, from somewhere in the audience: BOOOOO!
  • ...
  • Izuki: Look at our eaters go! It looks like we’ll be here all night!
  • Akashi: You could say that the eating contest has become quite time consuming.
  • Izuki: QUIET IN THE PEANUT GALLERY. He stole my punchline…
  • Akashi: If we’re the peanut gallery, it’s only because this entire competition is nuts.
  • Izuki: …And now, our new guest commentator Akashi will join me in the hosting booth.
  • ...
  • Izuki: We’re coming up on the dessert menu, and it looks like when it comes to baked goods, Kagami might be toast!
  • Murasakibara: *inhales an entire cake*
  • Akashi: His table manners are unconscionable. It gives me the crepes.
  • Izuki: But look, Kagami isn’t giving up! He’s shoveling in both pastries and cream at an amazing rate!
  • Akashi: He seems to have a “two birds, one scone” strategy.
  • ...
  • Izuki: It’s nearly midnight and they’re still going. I donut know how they can eat so much. They must have been bread for it.
  • Akashi: That’s pudding it lightly.
  • Hyuuga, from somewhere in the distance: WE’RE LEAVING.