i'm lookin right at you

hannigrahmy-deactivated20160203  asked:

*shoots into the air* THIS IS A STICK UP! GIVE ME MORE SPACEDOGS AND NO ONE GETS HURT

*opens cash register* 

‘What’s your name, doll?' 

'Doll?' 

'That’s what I said.' 

'I know, I heard you.' 

'Then answer the question.’  

'Oh, well, Adam.’       

'You don’t look like an Adam to me.’  

'…I’m sorry?’  

'You look like an angel.’  

'In the biblical canon most angels actually have multiple heads and eyes or large numbers of wings.’    

'Do they?' 

'Mmm-hmm.’  

'You religious, Adam?' 

'No.' 

'Me neither. Why look up to find beauty when its so fuckin available down here?' 

'What do you mean?’       

'I’m lookin at it right now.’           

'…’  

'What are you looking all over the fuckin park for I’m talking about you!' 

'About me?' 

'Yeah!' 

'Oh.' 

'Where are you going, doll?' 

'I don’t think I’m supposed to talk to you.’  

'What are you, married or someth…Adam? Adam! Ad…ah, fuck it.’    

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