i'm literally in love with these two idiots

  • Wonder Woman herself: It's about what you believe. And I believe in love. Only love will truly save the world.
  • Black Panther himself: Vengeance has consumed you. It's consuming them. I'm done letting it consume me.
  • Internet which wouldn't deserve either: *pits Wonder Woman and Black Panther against one another, two of the most relevant movies in all genres (not just in the superhero business) in the last few years because they're gonna inspire children all over the world who never had anything like them be the hero before, even though there's literally half a year between the two movies if anything to fire their idiotic DC vs Marvel thing*

anonymous asked:

tony and rhodey and nicknames!! I'm dying i love it so much! steve and bucky are pissed that they can never compete with tony and rhodey's 20+ year relationship. TONY HAS LITERALLY KNOWN RHODEY FOR 2/3RDS OF HIS LIFE I'M CRYING. but like, what if they celebrate their anniversaries?? maybe rhodey takes them out to a cheesy candlelit dinner with flowers and everything and tony loves it but the other two are PISSED AF (rhodey silently laughing his ass off when he spots them spying on their date)

Lmao at the idea of Tony getting all jittery in one of his nicer suits and Thor thinks 'finally these idiots have gotten the balls to ask Tony out’ and says, “Hot date, Tony?” Darcy will be super proud of his correct wording later.

And Tony nearly vibrates and he’s beaming and he says, “Yes! It’s our anniversary!”

‘These idiots have not gotten the balls to ask Tony out.’ “Oh. I wasn’t aware that you were seeing someone.”

Tony scoffs. “Yes you were, Thor, don’t fucking lie.”

Thor considers throwing Tony out the window even though he knows he never actually will because Midgardians are delicate and also apparently frown upon getting over their differences by brawling. It’s nice to dream.

And then Rhodey shows up wearing his dress uniform and looking very handsome and Thor is very confused because he was not aware Tony and Rhodey were romantically involved.

“I got you a gift,” Rhodey says, smug. “It’s a friendship bracelet.”

“EEE.”

“I also got your gift to me. I’m not sure that I’ll be able to eat a Whitman’s Sampler as big as my bed before everything goes stale but I’m sure as hell going to try.”

Tony doesn’t even care. It’s one of those new loom bracelets and it’s red and gold and it’s got a fucking WAR MACHINE CHARM ON IT AAAAHHHH.

Thor thought he was beginning to understand Midgardians but now he has literally no idea. Rhodey and Tony step into the elevator to go to their dinner.

Thor lets out quite possibly the unmanliest yelp when Steve and Bucky bolt out of the common kitchen, nearly foaming at the mouth. “JARVIS, where are they going?!” “I really couldn’t say–” “YES YOU COULD.” JARVIS sighs and tells them the address. They opt not to wait for the elevator to come up and just pound down the stairs.

“…JARVIS, my friend,” Thor sighs, sagging onto the couch. “I will never truly understand Midgardians.”

“You haven’t even seen the half of it,” JARVIS replies, definitely sounding amused.

“It’s our anniversary,” Tony tells the waitress delightedly.

“Oh how nice,” she says, smiling. “How long have you been together?”

Tony frowns. “Oh, god, thirty years? I was fourteen when we met. How old am I?”

“Jesus Christ,” Rhodey laughs, and then laughs again when he sees Bucky and Steve glowering at him from across the restaurant. “It’s our friendship anniversary,” he adds to the waitress, just to make sure she doesn’t bring out a dessert to share or anything. Tony doesn’t share his dessert. He’s proved that already.

Instead of giving them a weird look, like so many other waiters and waitresses before her, she beams at him. “That is so adorable. I wish I had a friend like that!”

“But seriously how old am I. What year is it.”

“He measures days weird,” Rhodey adds when he sees how horrified the waitress has become. “The iPhone seven just came out.”

“I’M FORTY-FIVE.”

“Oh my God.”

Rhodey feeds Tony from his fork just to watch Steve and Bucky squirm angrily in their seats. They’ve ordered food but the waiter is already rolling his eyes and bringing out boxes because they haven’t touched a bite. But he could do more to piss them off. “Hey, you wanna hold hands?”

“I always wanna hold hands,” Tony answers immediately, and holds his hand out to him, smiling when he takes it.

Steve starts to stand, furious, and Bucky tugs him back down into his seat.

Rhodey bites the inside of his cheek not to burst out laughing and give them away. “Hey, you wanna take a walk after dinner?”

“I’d rather just go home and cuddle and watch Sharknado so we can make fun of it.”

This shit just happens by itself, Rhodey thinks giddily when Bucky’s face goes red with rage, because he’d obviously heard ‘cuddle.’ God. This was comedy gold. “Okay but only if I get to be the big spoon.”

Tony snorts. “I think we both know that I was always going to be the little spoon.”

Steve has to keep Bucky from pulling a knife out and throwing it at Rhodey.

Rhodey doesn’t even care because this is the most beautiful thing ever and he’s only sorry that he wasn’t able to tape it for Pepper.

Imagine Charles and Erik in a crowded 60s bar and Erik has been staring at Charles intensely the entire evening, at his eyes and his lips and the two prominent freckles on his nose, and Charles has been staring back, a flustered blush on his face, smiling and biting his lips.

At one point, Erik thinks Make us invisible and Charles is confused but he trusts Erik so he averts the other patrons’ attention from them and he’s about to ask what Erik is planning when suddenly he feels Erik’s lips touching his. Charles freezes because this is dangerous and illegal but Erik reminds him that Charles is keeping them safe. And Charles relaxes and melts into Erik’s arms. He can’t help but make wondrous little noises because they’re kissing in public and his heart is beating a mile a minute but he never wants to stop.

Erik breaks the kiss but keeps their faces close, forehead and noses touching. Charles needs a moment to collect himself and then he starts looking around but the surrounding people are still ignoring them. Charles is awestruck, I can’t believe we just did that.

Erik takes his hand, kisses it and answers Let’s keep doing it. He drags Charles out of the bar and they hurry down the street holding hands, Erik with the broadest grin ever on his face and Charles all giddy and giggly because he’s using his powers freely and he loves Erik freely and when they reach their hotel room he literally jumps into Erik’s arms and shows him exactly how much he does. 

Spaceballs! Sentence starters
  • "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
  • "How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?"
  • "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
  • "Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
  • "I can't breathe in this thing."
  • "I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns."
  • "You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean, you know what I mean."
  • "And you will not call me 'you'. You will never address me as 'you'. You will call me 'your royal highness'."
  • "I already called him, sir. He knows everything."
  • "Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever."
  • "May the schwartz be with you!"
  • "No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again."
  • "So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
  • "Listen! We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
  • "Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
  • "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."
  • "Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!"
  • "Are we being too literal?"
  • "Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon."
  • "Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"
  • "Hey, you can't park here!"
  • "Yeah, can't you read? No parking!"
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I almost quite literally live and breathe for this video

this video gives me life

I have never seen two idiots more hopelessly in love just alkgfd,

i just found this gif on my computer

and i need to go light myself on fire because that’s the only way i feel capable of handling this

the WAY SHE LOOKS UP AT HIM

HIS SMILE

someone come tell me these two aren’t in love with each other i want to fight

GOD I’M SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT TONIGHT!!

  • Watching Robert’s eyes literally light up at the thought of bribing someone while milking Rebecca for more money!! THAT’S MY TRASHY BABY!!!
  • OMG Aaron’s excuse for being dressed like a burglar “IT’S COLD!” LMAO!!
  • And Chas didn’t even try to interrogate Aaron like she normally would have bc SHE KNOWS HE’S HAPPY AND IN A GOOD PLACE SO SHE COULDN’T EVEN IMAGINE HIM DOING SOMETHING BAD!! THEY’VE COME SO FAR!! I’M CRYING!! 
  • AARON HAS LITERALLY GOT TO BE THE FITTEST BURGLAR EVER!! ONLY HE CAN ROCK ALL BLACK LIKE THAT!!!
  • Robert being his smug, arrogant self with Rebecca!! GOD I LOVE HIM!!
  • ROBERT TRYING TO GET AS MUCH MONEY OUT OF REBECCA AS POSSIBLE TO GIVE TO AARON SO THEY CAN BUY THE MILL!! ROBERT LITERALLY WANTING HER PAY FOR HIS HOME WITH AARON!! I’M SCREAMING!!!
  • AARON INITIATING A HUG WITH HIS MUM!! THE GUY WHO USUALLY SHIES AWAY FROM SUCH THINGS!! THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!
  • CHAS SAYING SHE IS PROUD OF AARON!! 
  • AND AARON SAYING “I LOVE YOU” TO CHAS!!! THAT WAS SO EMOTIONAL!! NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!!
  • Aaron was SO good at bullshitting Rebecca about the burglary!! ROBERT MUST BE SO PROUD!!
  • “BECAUSE I’LL LOSE MY SISTER” - Aaron’s not even worried about himself he’s more concerned about Liv!!! He’s so selfless!!
  • Aaron actually being so strong and opening up to Rebecca about his abuse!! GOD HE IS SO BRAVE AND I JUST WANTED TO HUG HIM!!!
  • Aaron not wanting Rebecca pressuring him into telling Robert about him breaking into Home Farm!! He doesn’t want to disappoint the person he loves the most!! Ugh my heart!!!
  • REBECCA TELLING AARON HOW ROBERT HAS TOLD HER NO ONE ELSE COMES CLOSE TO AARON!!! IT WAS LIKE IT FINALLY HIT AARON THAT ROBERT REALLY ONLY WANTS HIM!!! I’M SO EMOTIONAL!!!
  • AARON ACTUALLY BUYING THE MILL SO HIM, ROBERT AND LIV CAN FINALLY BE A PROPER LITTLE FAMILY!!!
  • AARON LOOKED SO HAPPY WHEN HE WAS TELLING THEM HE HAD BOUGHT THEM A HOME!! THIS WAS SO PERFECT!!
  • LIV ALMOST HUGGING ROBERT BC SHE WAS SO EXCITED WAS SO CUTE!! DEEP DOWN SHE DOES LOVE HIM SHE REALLY DOES!!
  • Robert instantly knew Aaron was lying and hadn’t just changed his mind about buying the Mill!! HE KNOWS AARON BETTER THAN ANYONE!!!
  • AARON NOT WANTING TO ADMIT HE’D BROKEN INTO HOME FARM!! HE FELT SO BAD ABOUT IT!!!
  • AND ROBERT’S FACE WHEN AARON TOLD HIM!! IT WAS SO CLEAR HE WAS ANGRY AT AARON FOR BEING SO STUPID AND FOR RISKING HIS FREEDOM!! ROBERT DOESN’T WANT TO LOSE AARON!!
  • ROBERT ACTUALLY ADMITTING THAT HE LOVES AARON’S BAD BOY WAYS!! HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH HIS SCRUFFY THUG IT’S INSANE!!
  • THEY WERE ALL SO FREAKING HAPPY CELEBRATING BUYING THE MILL!!! SUCH A PERFECT LITTLE FAMILY!! I’M CRYING!! 
  • AND AARON WAS EVEN ENCOURAGING ROBERT TO GO TALK BUSINESS WITH REBECCA BC NOW HE FINALLY REALISES THAT WHEN ROBERT SAYS NO ONE ELSE COMES CLOSE HE TRULY MEANS IT!!!
  • THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THESE TWO CANNOT OVERCOME BC THEY’RE SO IN LOVE!!! SOMEONE PINCH ME IT’S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

anonymous asked:

I'm literally crying over how beautiful your art of Sapphire with flowers and RUby holding up the frog is LOOK AT RUBY'S HAPPY LITTLE FACE. LOOK HOW EXCITED SHE IS TO SHOW HER WIFE A FROG IM CRYING OVER THESE TWO IDIOTS AND ALSO YOUR ART

AHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH I JUST LOVE THEM WITH ALL MY HEART

Ruby picks up a slimy gross ass frog to shOW, HER WIFE IS FUCKING STOKED

Every time someone says, all wistfulness and teary eyes, “Aw, they’re just like Romeo and Juliet,” I am just like O_O.

Because spoiler alert. Romeo and Juliet is about two idiots who quite literally fall in love after looking at each other for approximately three seconds, have a conversation and a half, bone, and then kill themselves because they’re too immature and clueless to listen to anyone else.

Wow, so love story. Much powerful. Such soulmate.