i'm like nicki minaj

Different types of Kitten

Jhene Aiko kitten:has you thinking heaven is here on earth. Most likely to cuddle and talk afterwards. Always in a situationship and comes to you for comfort

Kehlani kitten:homegirl you’ve always tried to get with. One night you hit her with the henny dick and now neither of you can let go. Tough and will curse you out in bed, but it’s a turn on tbh

Beyoncé kitten:the kitten that’s using you because she knows her man is cheating. Will record you two together in order to show it at his company launch.

Rihanna kitten: crazy chick who choked you one time and made you call her daddy. Makes you wear a collar because she knows she owns your ass.

Nicki Minaj kitten: the kitten you met on vacation in Waikiki that made you think love was real when she bust it wide open on your lap. Had you praying to god.

Mariah Carey kitten: Suga moma kitten that takes care of you. All you have to do is stroke that ego. And that kitten. She will get hers before you get yours.

Ariana Grande kitten: unevolved Mariah Carey kitten. Evolve her using gifts of donuts, crop tops, and hyped up reviews of her performance in bed.

Kali Uchis kitten: The kitten who everyone fucks with. You smash every time you two smoke. Likes the color pink and being pampered. Be prepared for car sessions

Solange kitten: Kitten that inspires you to do better. Don’t touch her hair during sex. Will have you listening to records afterwards taking about your dreams.

Lady Gaga kitten:Your experimental phase. Marched to the beat of her own drum and yes that means you fucked in front of an audience for the applause

Sade kitten:The kitten that taught you everything you know. Smooth af. She’s the reason your ass can even set the mood for future girls. Too good for you and disappeared after 8 days of extraordinary love

Lana Del Rey kitten: Kitten that is a sugar baby and you have no issues with it. Likes it in hotels and random places for the thrills. Likes calling you daddy. Watch out for her ex tho.

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i’m throwing shade like it’s sunny! (vs memoriestomelodies)

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Sugar, spice, and everything nice these were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction chemical X thus,The Powerpuff Girls were born using their ultra-super powers Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.

The Holy Trinity: DC Edition

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS 

 i wish you a lot of fucking happiness and i hope you spend your special day doing things that make you giddy n’ all. Happy Birthday, you non-perfect square, you.

Originally posted by dinamjte

I wasn’t going to talk about this but it’s been bothering me all day. I read earlier about how Nicki Minajs video “Anaconda” was not nominated for the MTV video music awards. I can’t put into words how angry I am over this because ounce again a black woman is so obviously being pushed aside and ignored despite the fact that she has a huge audience and she’s just as popular if not more then other artists who always seem to win every single year.

 It just bothers me that on one hand we have the industry the big media machine casting her aside and then there’s the black community/ “feminist” community ready to drag her through the mud and say that she’s not worthy of being nominated simply based off of how much clothing she wears or decides not to wear and how that’s harming the poor innocent children of this world with there fragile impressionable minds. I hate this so much. Thanks you MTV for giving me another reason not to care about your “awards ceremony”.