i'm laughing too much... not even sorry

random quotes from Super Best Friends play Final Fantasy XV

“I want him to just pick this thing [Carbuncle] up and eat it.”

“I remember that first trailer back when I was nine. This game took 85 years to come out.”

“Noctis looks like such an asshole I can’t stand it.”

In game: Find out what Gladiolus is weak to and let him have it.
Matt: “He’s weak to insults about his performance in the bedroom.”

“Prompto is the most boyband of them all.”

“When Noctis’s Papa Roach CD is done, the game is over.”

Patt: “I will rescue you buddy.” *revives Prompto*
Matt: “I rescued you with my magical boy hands.”
Patt: “My magical boy hands for my magical boy bands.”

“When teaming up with your buddies nobody can stop the amount of dicks you draw on each others faces.”

*seeing Ifrit in the first cutscene*
Patt: “The fact that it’s a perfect naked man that will not leave his chair–”
Matt: “I feel like at the end of my life that’s what I’ll be fighting. And I will fail.”

*imitating Regis* “So your boybands doing shit huh, what, you’re gonna go on tour?”

“Gladio can you please button up your shirt it’s distracting everyone.”

“Gladiolus looks like he’s from The Bouncer. In fact he might be from The Bouncer for all we know.”

“Gladiolus and Ignis look like that one guy from The Bouncer in the cactaur outfit put into two people.”

*Matt, imitating Regis again* “Remember Noctis, every moment you live is a disappointment for me.”

“And please… do something about your hair. It’s a constant embarrassment.”

*Patt, now imitating Regis* “You look like such an asshole, but, you’re my asshole.”

“It would really suck if he was doing the deed with Lunafreya, and he yells out some other dumb girls name in the Final Fantasy universe. Like ‘Oh! Yunalesca!’ and she’s like ‘Who the fuck is Yunalesca?’ ”

Matt: “Push the fucking car losers!”
Patt: “Push the car, and make sure that Gladio’s butt is the one that’s really in center there.”

“Why is Prompto always on the floor?”

“Wait, I don’t wanna play as Gladiolo– Gladiyolo, god–”

*after seeing Noctis summon his weapons* “No wonder she’s getting married, she probably saw that and went ‘Yes!’ ”

*sees Ignis walk off in the background* *Matt bursts into laughter* “Ignis is just like ‘fuck it I’m out of here!’.”

“I’m seeing photos people are posting of these guys taking selfies with themselves walking around in the background.”

Patt: “I just did a backflip slash for no reason, other than I think Noctis thought it was cool.”
Matt: “Well it’s because he knew Prompto was watching.”

“That should be the Logo of our channel – stop bitching, start killing.”

*Prompto starts singing the FF victory tune* “AHH!!– AH YEAH! ALL RIGHT, YOU WON ME OVER!”

*Ignis explains the Crownsguard attire* Patt: “Oh, so that’s why. They’re forced to dress boyband.”
Matt: “Or forced to dress like they just raided a Hot Topic.”
Patt: “It’s the law… So the King, that King? [Regis] Was like ‘everyone has to dress like this in my army’.”
Matt: “Okay, you know what? Fair enough. I never realize that.”
Patt: “That King is the weirdest old man in the world.”

*imitating Regis* “I want all the hot boys to dress in leather in my army.”

“Cindy, and one of these guys, I wanna help that along.”

Matt: “You know what this place [Hammerhead] needs!? It need one of those big inflatable floaty guys!”
Patt: “And it should be a cactaur.”
Matt: “Yeah! OH!! That makes me so excited!”
Patt: “There might be in here, who knows?”

“Why aren’t your lips moving Ignis?”

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with every step and jump, with every twist and dip, and with every sway and swirl, you’ve expressed yourself without uttering even a single word and to be honest, i don’t think words are enough for you to let everyone know how much you want it, how no one wants it more than you do and that’s what makes your dance the most beautiful of them all. you’ve waltzed into everyone’s hearts with your powerful moves and graceful twirls but you’ve snugged yourself in when you showed how genuine you are. your laughs that are distinctively louder than everyone else, your smiles that are brighter than the sun, even your tears that tug at every heartstrings and then you turn and spin everyone on their axis by curving your lips into a sinful smirk, moving your body in an almost illegal way, and looking like you know something that nobody else does. but that’s what makes you so endearing and special. you’re always so grateful to every one but the only one you should be the most grateful to is yourself. 

never stop standing on stage like you were meant to be there and continue the dream you have been longing for since the start. it’s only right for you to claim everything you deserve because you’ve earned it and there’s only more for you in this world and nothing less. I love you so much, my two left feet could almost dance. happy birthday to the one and only dancing machine, our precious Kim Jongin. #HappyJonginDay #종인아생일축하해

@k-rarepair-week Day 5: CRACK/FUNNY

OKAY, I’ll always remember the moment Gakuen K chapter 9 RAW was released and I was blessed with Cinderella!Yata. Man. I laughed too much, even without understanding what they were saying. Just. It was so bizarre!!! But cute at the same time??? 

When they showed Yata was going to be Cinderella I laughed and was all like “omfg, what are they doing!??! No, poor Misaki!!” and them I saw Mikoto was the prince and the scream of “OMFG YAAAASSSSS” was heard in my entire house. I’ll never be sorry for waking my brother up lmao.

This time I don’t have any HCs, sorry. I was going to put the link to the RAWs here but seems like they were taken down ;v;


Commission Me!

Do you know what comes out of mixing a t-shirt canon full of glitter and your adorable youtuber of choice?

Me neither but somehow it ended on this. Magical girl boy Ethan-kun.. yeah, makes sence. To clarify this isn’t (entirely) my fault, blame @tinyboxbri as well

I would say I’m sorry, but considering how much time I spent on this… nah, I regret nothing.

oh, yeah.. Charlie was involved too ps I have no clue how see-through skirts work, I tried :v

Day 4 in renovation hell… My concentration is down to ZERO. Not even the weekend helped me prepare for today. (๑•﹏•) SIX HOURS OF CONSTANT NOISE. like really loud noise.

Here, have some cats. I think Kenma is not quite done deciding if he should laugh, cry, or just walk away. Though I think all of that is too much effort.
Lev is in there just because of the irony of Kuroo torturing training him during Summer camp. I was too lazy for the rest of Nekoma

PS: i don’t know why i always have to make fun of my fav characters.. or make them suffer.. i just. I realized i haven’t drawn a single serious pic of Kuroo. Not one. I will redeem myself! Next Kuroo pic will be serious! I promise!

How not to do fame: Hello I am too famous for you and my life is more important than yours and you aren’t allowed to associate with me unless you pay money to so I’m going to stand here and complain for 10 minutes about how much you’re all annoying me by supporting my career and giving me money because I don’t have time to be polite but I do have time for a shitty speech about how important I am and how unimportant you all are this is my day I am the star also donate money to my charity and give my awful show ratings pls also I love you but also you all suck so fuck off. Me and my fedora are leaving but make sure the paparazzi follow us still!

@notugoaway

i’m laughing inappropriately hard at “Silver Wanye” i’m so sorry 

But also, I hate Lemon, so don’t even lump me in with that… nasty stale fruit, okay. She’s exiled from hoe island and she’s never allowed to even think about it. 

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dbskweek2 ♡ day 6: park yoochun

I was an introverted kid without much self-confidence. My family was not wealthy. There was always not enough of something and there was not even 1 thing that I could take out to show people. In contrast, my personality is the type that wants a lot of attention and by telling jokes I made people laugh. And so this became a part of my personality. Too much talking is harmful so there were times when I feel stressful but also times when I felt good. It’s a little bittersweet.