i'm laughing so hard,

There are two kinds of people in the world
  • Person A: 4kids dub is the worst thing to happen to anime, it ruins everything and is a disgrace to the original content.
  • Person B: *through the tears* this is the third pun and fourth shade the show has done in five minutes and everyone is drinking hot sauce cause they can't have alcohol, this dub is a gift from above.

when Bucky doesn’t have a towel and he’s alone in the tower with Sam. 😂😂

callout post for: john locke, the father of liberalism

- stated that the aim of the liberal state is to protect itself first and only then actual people

- said that this is a good thing ™

- stated that the state of nature (anarchy) is inherently good, possessions are equally distributed, people are equal and peaceful

- hence stated that the only reason to have a state at all is to assemble private property and defend it against others who need it

- said this was a good thing ™

- stated that killing humans isn’t bad because it’s immoral, it’s bad because humans are god’s property

- was a bourgeois little dickhead

The first song I ever wrote, I was 10 years old and I was really into System of a Down. And I wrote this song that sounded like System of a Down, but it was called “Chicken Taquito.” No joke. I called it that. And literally, the words were just like, how much I love eating chicken taquitos. In a round-about way. There was singing about mushrooms and green peppers and stuff too.
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Brendon Urie

(if you’re ever feeling unsuccessful and like you’ll never go anywhere in life, just remember that Brendon Urie’s first song was about chicken taquitos)

Summoning him
  • England, talking to America: Remember, America, you can't say the word if you don't want to summon...him
  • America: what word?
  • England: *looks left*
  • England: *looks right*
  • England: *looks up*
  • England, leaning closer to America, whispers: memes
  • Russia: *falls from ground* did I hear memes