i'm laughing so hard at this guys

Every time that I feel hard to keep both college life and shitpost life I read the replies and tag comments that you guys make on my posts, it gives me life

I laugh to death at them. So all I have to say it’s thank you (except for the bots, I’m gonna find them and gonna block them)

There are two kinds of people in the world
  • Person A: 4kids dub is the worst thing to happen to anime, it ruins everything and is a disgrace to the original content.
  • Person B: *through the tears* this is the third pun and fourth shade the show has done in five minutes and everyone is drinking hot sauce cause they can't have alcohol, this dub is a gift from above.

So, the 5e D&D PHB says that gnomes mature similarly to humans, but gives 40 as the time they settle into adult life, and 350-500 as the max lifespan. The 5e PHB doesn’t give such age ranges for humans, but the 3.5 PHB does.  

So I did some calculations and extrapolated missing data. 
(3.5 says adulthood starts at 15 so I also calculated data for when it starts at 18 instead.)

Scanlan Shorthalt, bard extraordinaire, champion of Ioun, is the human equivalent of a 22 year old. 

This is the greatest day of my life.


the goods might also be in love with me

Kyungsoo: I can’t eat coriander. Mint chocolate chip is my favorite ice cream.

Me: Oh wow! Me too! We have the same taste in food. 

Junmyeon: If you guys were friends, that would make you-

Minseok: Same TASTE BUDS!

Space orcs Morning People vs Non-Morning People

I’m laughing so hard right now because I’m imagining a crew having two humans and one of them is most definitely NOT a morning person.

Person A stumbles out looking a hot mess and ready to stab anyone who pisses them off in the slightest. Then there’s Person B cheery as fuck and laughing at the skittish aliens who are freaking out because, “are they going to attack us!? Are they sick?? What is going on!?” And Person B is just like, “nah man their just not a morning person!” And person A just growls at them to, “Shut the Fuck up or I will stab you in the liver you overly cheery asshole.”

  • <p> <b>Feyre (holding Mor’s hand over her stomach so she can feel the baby kick):</b>  Sorry this is taking so long, he kicked for everyone else.<p/><b>Rhys:</b>  It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.<p/><b>Amren:</b>  Top ten things Rhys said on his wedding night.<p/><b>Mor:</b>  Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!<p/><b>Cassian:</b>  Top ten things Feyre said on her wedding night.<p/><b></b> *Feyre laughs*<p/><b>Rhys:</b>  Stop laughing at it, Feyre!<p/><b>Everyone:</b>  Top ten things Rhys said on his wedding night!<p/></p>
  • Taehyung: Yo bro I'm going on a date with Jungkook tonight.. any tips?
  • Jimin: make sure to laugh at his jokes. Men always like it when you share a sense of humor.
  • ~Later~
  • Jungkook: ... And the tiger says "I guess I really don't have stripes!"
  • Taehyung: Haha you're so funny! *Continues to laugh*
  • Jungkook: *Cracks a smile* Thanks.
  • Taehyung: *Starts laughing harder*
  • Jungkook: I'm glad you like my sense of humor...
  • Taehyung: *Laughter turns to silent laughter as his face gets redder*
  • Jungkook: I mean the joke wasn't that funny Tae...
  • Taehyung: *Completly red in the face with tears streaming down his cheeks*
  • Jungkook: Jeez do you need me to call you an ambulance or something?!
  • ~Later~
  • Taehyung: I think I overdid it.
  • Jimin: Yeah...