i'm laughing oh my god tom

DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-

sometimes i sit back and just have a laugh about how much i actually dislike downton abbey the vast majority of the time that thomas barrow isn’t on screen

my day so far

one side of the screen–
spanish video: ¿que hora es? es la una de la tarde.

other side of the screen–
mona: LOKI IN C A T EARS LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF TOM HOLLAND OH MY GOD LOKI GETTING BENT OVER THE BACK OF A COUCH AND S T U F F E D WITH DICK

@chrisshemsworth thank u for making my spanish lesson more interesting :D

Mianite College AU
  • Tom: IM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER
  • Jordan: HOE DONT DO IT
  • Tom: *swings from the chandelier and breaks it*
  • Tucker and Sonja: Oh my god
  • *later explaining the mess to everyone*
  • Jordan: I swear we tried to tell him I'm so sorry I should've stopped him
  • Tom: *laughing in the background*
  • Sonja to Tucker: Pay up
  • Tucker: *grumbles and hands Sonja $50*
Airport Kisses (oneshot)

TITLE: Airport Kisses
CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: oneshot
AUTHOR: nakedchrisevans
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: Actor Tom
GENRE: fluff
FIC SUMMARY: OC greets Tom at the airport after being separated for 3 months
RATING: T
AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: Based off my dreams I had of Tom last night. One of the most real dreams I had.

5 hours.

5 hours of waiting was kid’s play compared to the 3 months that I have missed him.

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