i'm laughing for the rest of my life

Everyone at Rebelcaptain's engagement party like
  • <p> <b>Leia:</b> My romantic life is a bit of a mixed bag but it's couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Jyn, you deserve it and you found it. Cassian, don't you dare to hurt her.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> (laughs) I won't.<p/><b>Han:</b> Don't laugh, she means it.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> I-I won't-<p/><b>Kes:</b> Seriously man, don't hurt her.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Okay, I'm not planning to hurt her-<p/><b>Shara:</b> You better not be.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> I'm not-<p/><b>Baze:</b> Hey Captain, you better watch yourself.<p/><b>Cassian:</b> Why would any of you think I would hurt Jyn? You're all my friends, too.<p/><b>Chirrut, Bodhi and Luke:</b> ...Eh.<p/></p>
Guardians of the Galaxy Roleplay Sentence Starters
  • "You'll die! Why are you doing this? Why?"
  • "Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that."
  • "Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud."
  • " I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that you've accepted me despite my blunders. It is good to once again be among friends."
  • "This dumb tree is also my friend."
  • "I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
  • "Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... "
  • "Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."
  • "We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!"
  • "That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life."
  • "Finger on throat means death!"
  • "They got my dick message."
  • "His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head."
  • "That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg. "
  • "God knows I don't need the rest of him. Look at him. He's useless."
  • "Well, supposedly, these bald bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of trade."
  • "That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons."
  • "You just wanna suck the joy out of everything."
  • "Who put the sticks up their butts?"
  • "I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy."
  • "Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks."
  • "See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!"
  • "Oh she has no idea. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."
  • "You got issues."
  • "He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does!"
  • " I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!"
  • "When I look around, you know what I see? Losers."
  • "You're an imbecile."
  • "I can't believe I got taken down by a raccoon."
  • "Raccoon? What's a raccoon?"
  • "Ain't no thing like me, except me!"
  • "We're just like Kevin Bacon."
  • "I live for the simple things... like how much this is going to hurt!"
  • "Dance-off, bro. Me and you."
  • "I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
  • "Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. I just need these two things."
  • "He said that he may be an... a-hole. But he's not, and I quote, 100% a dick".
  • "Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick."
  • "Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face!"
  • "Creepy little beast!"
  • "I don't learn. One of my issues."
  • "Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
  • "Hooked on a Feeling, Blue Swede! That song belongs to me!"
  • "Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?"
  • "I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster."
  • "You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people."
  • *in a hospital*
  • Jae: *holds Brian's hand*
  • Jae: Oh, my sweet darling. Here we are at last... *sighs* I wish we had more time. More time to share memories and laugh... *eyes start watering* I know you already know this... but... *tear rolls over cheek* now I have to say it. For the last time, because if I don't, it's too late and I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
  • Jae: *inhales*
  • Jae: I... I love you.
  • Brian: ...
  • Brian: ...I just broke my ankle...
  • Jae: *wipes eye* you were so young...
everyone at hiccstrid's engagement party like
  • Heather (to hiccstrid): My romantic life a bit of a mixed bag but it's couples like you that give hope to the rest of us. Astrid, you deserve the best and you found it. Hiccup, don't you dare hurt her.
  • Hiccup: (laughs) I won't.
  • Dagur: Don't laugh. She means it.
  • Hiccup: I-I won't -
  • Snotlout: Seriously man, don't hurt her.
  • Hiccup: Okay, I'm not planning on hurting her -
  • Fishlegs: You better not be.
  • Hiccup: I'm /not/.
  • Ruffnut: Hey Hiccup, you best watch yourself.
  • Hiccup: Why would any of you think I would hurt Astrid?? You're all my friends too.
  • Tuffnut: ...Eh.
LITTLE COMPLIMENTS FOR YOUR ASCENDANT
  • Aries: You always seem so full of life and vitality. It raises people's happiness instantly when you walk into the room.
  • Taurus: Having you around is brilliant - your voice is a grounding force and you're always good for a laugh.
  • Gemini: Wow. You have the best resting bitch face, the best smirk, the best laugh, and the best conversation topics.
  • Cancer: Being around you is relaxing because it seems like nothing can ever really go wrong when you're there to help.
  • Leo: Whenever you're there I can't take my eyes off you, it feels like wasting time when I'm not looking at you.
  • Virgo: You're easy to talk to because you seem so clever and polite, you never get boring and you never get bored.
  • Libra: Why does everyone deny that courtesy is actually great? Your manners are refreshing and you're drop-dead gorgeous.
  • Scorpio: You're so different to everyone else and the fact that you like it only makes us adore you even more.
  • Sagittarius: You are amazing at weird conversation starters and all your strange tiny talents make me laugh so hard.
  • Capricorn: People feel like they can do anything around you because you're so in control, we know nothing can go wrong.
  • Aquarius: No-one can beat your goofy jokes and you're so relaxing and un-judgemental, it's great to talk to you.
  • Pisces: You are so sweet and lovely, you have the cutest face and the dreamiest eyes. Your kindness is exemplary.

@zacharyquinto: 

anyone who has ever truly known me in the last 14 years has known this true prince. noah has been by my side through up and down. thick and thin. feast and famine. in loving him i learned to love myself more fully. he taught me compassion and patience and generosity… and oh how he made me laugh. he made friends wherever he went. his spirit was pure. his love was legend. i am a better person for having had him in my life. but tonight we had to let him go. surrounded by love he went to sleep. and may he forever rest in peace.

Pharmercy Appreciation Week: Day 6 - Wedding

I have to go back and do days 4 and 5 because this weekend was much busier than I anticipated … but here’s day 6. :’)

Summary: Lena and Emily get married; Angela asks Fareeha to be her date.

@pharmercyappreciationweek



Lena announces her wedding date a year before it happens. She and Emily are ecstatic, in love, totally and completely happy. Angela’s happy for them, too. Happier still when she goes to the bachelorette party a month out (both of them) - ridiculously happy to drag a drunken Farreha home after one, and then to have been escorted home drunkenly at the other by the same woman.

A week out and Emily calls her to go to lunch and Angela accepts willingly. Sitting across from the red head, sipping coffee after her meal Emily finally leans forward and, looking almost too serious says:

“So have you asked Fareeha to be your date yet?”

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an endless list of that can’t-eat, can’t-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world series kind of stuff movies

never been kissed (1999); “That moment when you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person, and you realize that that person is the only person that you´re supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift, and you wanna laugh, and you wanna cry. ‘Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it´ll go away all at the same time.”

It’s Your Lucky Day (M)

Originally posted by hugtae

Warning: Smut. Yoongi in general.

Long fingers tapped out a rhythm against the green felt table top, his coffee-brown eyes focused on the dealer’s hands as they reached out to him, turning over the second card in front of him.

“Nineteen.” She said flatly, sliding the nine of clubs along with his previous card–a ten of hearts–towards him.

He sliced his hand through the air in front of him, an invisible line parallel to his cards on the table to signify that he was happy with the cards he was dealt and wouldn’t be needing another. The dealer turned her attention on you, nimble fingers once more flipping the first of your two cards over; a queen of hearts. You could feel the man’s eyes boring into you as she flipped over the next card; an eight of spades. “Eighteen.”

Your eyes flicked to the man’s face, his gaze was still trained on the dealer’s hands, but you noticed the very subtle twitch of his lips that threatened to turn into a full blown, self-satisfied smirk. You rolled your lower lip between your teeth, your mind working to contemplate your chances of winning; you had eighteen, you needed a one to tie with him, and a two or three to beat him without going over twenty-one and resulting in an automatic loss. Those were very slim chances. You shook your head finally, deciding that the risk wasn’t worth it.

“Can I make you an offer?” His voice was low, playful, and he leaned closer to you, resting his elbows on the edge of the table. For the last half hour or so, it had just been the two of you left playing at the Blackjack table. You’d taken turns exchanging flitting glances and taunting smiles, but this was the first time he’d spoken directly to you.

“Hm?” You looked at him, brows raised in intrigue. Your response was casual, a stark contrast to the eager fluttering in your stomach.

“If I win, you’ll let me buy you a drink.”.

You pursed your lips to the side; not thinking over his offer, but pretending to. In reality, you’d made your decision the second he’d asked it, now you were simply admiring the way his eyes seemed to brighten with that same confidence you had seen when the dealer flipped over his second card. It was a look that said he already knew he was going to win. It wouldn’t be hard for him to win, all he had to do was hope the dealer revealed anything less than nineteen. 

“Alright. Deal.” You nodded once, giving him the briefest of smiles before you were looking forward again.

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Dear Maggie,

I know things have been kinda tough lately but I just wanted to tell you something real quick. I have a whole lot of love for you. Seeing you makes my day a million times brighter. Everything from your smile, to your laugh, and even to the way you talk makes my life better. I could listen to you go on and on about how much being outdoors means to you or how excited you are to live the rest of your life doing something you love. Just being with you has changed my life for the better. No amount of words can describe how thankful I am that you’re apart of my life. I’m insanely in love with you Mags.

Love,
Your boy

D&D

I was in awe at how my DM reacted to his unruly crew of players this last weekend. Instead of adroitly escaping our mysterious prison and eluding our captors, we BLEW UP THE VOLCANO AND DESTROYED THE ENTIRE CITY. And then nearly killed ourselves and another innocent town when we flew away and tried to have a restful night.

THIS IS HOW ALL AUTHORS WOULD FEEL IF THEIR CHARACTERS CAME TO LIFE AND PLAYED THE STORY-TO-BE WITH THEM. AUTHORS: I SEE YOUR HORROR/SORROW AND I LAUD YOUR ADAPTABILITY.

Malcolm in the Middle sentence starters
  • "I am destined to be the most miserable person on earth."
  • "I want a sundae and then some pizza."
  • "So, what kind of socks are you wearing?"
  • "I will leave home forever! Or I'll never leave... whatever's worse."
  • "You don't have any friends."
  • "You spent $300 on sequins?"
  • "I want to wear my pajamas to school."
  • "I expect nothing and I'm still let down."
  • "I can smell colors."
  • "I have social skills, jackass."
  • "I'm just gonna go crawl under a rock now."
  • "People can't help what they like."
  • "In our house, 'feelings' is the F word."
  • "Are you trying to seduce me?"
  • "I'll get up when the world stops being a cruel joke."
  • "I know what you're gonna say and believe me, I totally agree."
  • "There was no excuse for what I did. It was idiotic, immature."
  • "I was being sneaky and stuff."
  • "You're going down."
  • "Who's this dork?"
  • "You wanna go learn something about the real world?"
  • "Too bad. You're coming."
  • "I got the DVD player but we'll need to steal another $600 if you want the surround sound."
  • "Maybe we can figure out some sort of deal."
  • "Nothing exciting ever happens around here."
  • "I just wanted somebody to like me."
  • "She's cute, she's smart and she even lies to cops."
  • "I'm in ass heaven."
  • "I'm Mr. Cool."
  • "Why does everything end in a group suicide with you?"
  • "What happened to your face?"
  • "What happened to your pants?"
  • "Well maybe she wouldn't be a lesbian if you tucked in your shirt once in awhile."
  • "There was nothing they could do about it."
  • "I don't want to burn up any calories repeating myself."
  • "I just don't get why we're celebrating. It seems wrong."
  • "If he wants to marry a total stranger, that's his business."
  • "Have you really thought about what you're doing?"
  • "I'll spend the rest of my life being sweet to her."
  • "You will never connect normally with another human being."
  • "We photoshopped your head in."
  • "I have a need to show off."
  • "When they laugh, I'm sure they're always laughing at me."
  • "They're all jealous."
  • "I bet you feel like a jackass."
  • "This in no way justifies what you said before."
  • "It's ditch day."
  • "I'm surprised you didn't hear. Everyone was telling their friends... Oh."
  • "The professor of boozeology has some homework for you."
  • "What's he doing here?"
  • "I know I always say gossip rots your soul, but it doesn't count when it's this good."
  • "I'm so glad we don't have any secrets."
  • "I'm glad you told me."
  • "Feels good to come clean."
  • "I ended up at the supermarket, where I squeezed all the Wonderbread into balls, so the manager threw me out."
  • "Oh my God, I'm as unpopular as you?"
  • "You don't have to freak out, I know how to handle him."
  • "Thank you for inviting me."
  • "Are you trying to prove you can't go out in public?"
  • "This is your last chance."
  • "Don't try 911. They're not qualified."
  • "Maybe we need to look at ourselves honestly."
  • "You're a ruthlessly brutal thug."
  • "I have my moods."
  • "Look how it was my first impulse to criticize you, that just shows what a pompous asshole I am."
  • "I usually assume people are my enemy."