i'm laughing at myself for making this

i hate when straight women w short haircuts come into my salon and start joking about having a lesbian haircut/requesting short hair that “doesn’t make them look like a lesbian LOL”

today a straight woman sat down and showed me the picture of the haircut she wanted and she was like “i showed this picture to my husband and he was like ‘wow are you gonna get a girlfriend now’ haha. i love him he’s so ridiculous”

i never know what to say. it feels weird, because i know they say these things to me under the assumption that i’m straight. i don’t know how i’m supposed to respond. “oh don’t worry, you definitely don’t look like a lesbian!” or “omg don’t worry i won’t give you a LESBIAN looking haircut haha”

i can’t just out myself and play along. i do everything in my power to prevent outing myself to any of my clients.

and it feels like some cruel joke is being played on me, like this is straight humor that women laugh about behind our backs. i mean i know it is. it’s just weird being a part of it. i don’t know how to ask straight women to stop joking about butch lesbian haircuts while they’re in my chair. i don’t know what to do when straight women laugh about looking like a lesbian, i don’t really know how to take that, like if it’s a joke at the expense women like me or just harmless commentary. i don’t know what to say, and i can’t bring myself to laugh along with them.

it’s not a subject i want to talk about. i know that makes me sensitive, but i’ve been through a lot of very traumatic experiences because i’m gay. it’s humiliating to perform a service for straight women who seem to think there’s something funny about people daring to think they might be gay

  • Me: Hey
  • Clique Member: Īñ Çåšė ÿøû håvēñt ńøtïćêd, Îm wëïrd. Īm å wëīrdø. Į døńt fît ïñ äñd ī døńt wåñt tø fīt ïn.Hävē ÿøü ëvēr šēêñ më wïthøüt thïś rēd bēāńíë øñ? Thåtš wēïrd.

Based on @paperficwriter‘s Genos headcanon(s)!


INT: so connor, i admire how well you skate … for all our young viewers out there that want to skate like connor mcdavid, what are some of the things you did as a kid, or things that you continue to do to work at your explosive skating?
CMD: yeah, for me… i was just always on my skates when i was young. i loved it ever since day one. you know, in toronto, there’s such a high demand for the rink, and there’s not enough rinks to support it, so i was always on my rollerblades – whenever i wasn’t on the ice, i was always doing stuff to better myself. i always got made fun of, kinda, as a kid but looking back… i think i got the last laugh, so.

Child refuses to get off his chocobo and mother has to chide and force him to.

I: Prompto, for the last time, the ride is over. Get off the damn animal.
P: No. 
I: But why?
P: I don’t wanna :’(
I: Prompto little twat Argentum, get off the damn chocobo or I’m cooking it and forcing you to eat the very last bit of it tonight.
P: NO! DON’T DO THAT! You, evil monster!
I: I will count to three-
P: You wouldn’t dar-
I: One….

The father, far right side, casually stands away pretending he has not noticed.


Colin + Bradley week 2017
Day 4:
Colin/Bradley quotes

A smile spread across the actor’s face as talk turned to his real-life relationship with Merlin actor Colin Morgan. “We share a lot of laughs and we have a lot of fun,” James said. “We are quite ridiculous in our humor sometimes, which I think only the pair of us can relate to, but ultimately we have gotten on quite well because we had to spend so much time together anyway with filming the show. It’s helped out no end with what audiences see onscreen because inevitably that’s going to carry itself onto the screen as well.

“I imagine myself and Colin, when we do manage to get some time away from each other, we try to separate ourselves from each other as much as possible,” he laughed. “I think we both need that breather to realize there are other people and other ways of telling jokes!” x

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! guuuuyzzzzz!!! I did it! I actually DID it!

I went on vacation today, packed myself, arrived, went out to hav fun, AND STILL MANAGED TO MAKE ART TODAY!!! I’m freaking sonic!

Also, art may not appear so often for a few dayz, since ykno… vacation and stuff XD, but since i’m on try hard mode i don’t think you’ll feel the difference ;))

integrity by @camilaart

Why is it so hard to tell a girl you like her??!

Originally posted by haidaspicciare

Grumpy Chat

This started out as one of those “I see no difference” deals.  I can’t help myself, guys.  I have NO SHAME.

hi guys! i thought i would make something nice for you guys since i was feeling sentimental. whether we’ve been mutuals for a day or month, or talked once or tons of times or not at all, just know i love you and hope you’re doing well and will always be here for you. if you’re on this list, just know you’re cared for and appreciated. shoutout to the italicized, you are an exceptional human being and i love you! –alyson xo

i know there’s not many yet since i’m a new blog, but i just wanted to appreciate you all anyway!

@ahdromeda @ahsokhatano @amysantigao @amyypond @andersjohnson @andorjyn @annabcth @aragonr @baenakinskywalker @binarysunset @cutetauriel @dianacprince @dqrthvader @dracomalfoys @dunstkirsten @erosjyn @expellidalas @expelumos @gcnsyboy @ginnyws @greyjoyvs @hcllland @hollandstcm @jirnkirk @jynscaptain @kyolren @ltsuitsyou @lunalovey @marvelstcrm @newtmazing @nfflrsgold @njmphadora @nymqhdora @oianakin @pademeamidala @padmeadmidala @pctter @persepone @porpentincgoldstein @reyskeywalker @reyskvwalker @shuckyeahnewt @sithobi @skyrey @spacetwins @tahttooine @targaryvns @tiwnpeaks @undomiel @winchestheart @yigrittes

i sincerely tried to get everyone, so if i missed you please let me know so i can add you asap!

  • *221B*
  • Molly: *playing with baby Rosie; wearing the deerstalker*
  • Rosamund: *giggling*
  • Sherlock: *feigning annoyance* Do you have to wear that stupid thing?
  • Molly: *shrugs* She loves it.
  • MP Mary: *watching over Rosie; smirking* She's not the only one.
  • Sherlock: *ignores her* I-I don't want her getting attached.
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes; tickles her goddaughter* Is Uncle Sherlock being a grumpy pants?
  • Rosamund: *squeals happily; kicking her legs*
  • MP Janine: *sitting on the sofa* She does look good, though.
  • MP Irene: *nods* Even I didn't look that good.
  • MP Jim: *peering dramatically out of the window; sighs* I would've.
  • Molly: *nudges his leg* Well?
  • Sherlock: *shakes his head* Hmm? *looks up*
  • Molly: *still wearing the hat; frowns* I was going to order takeaway. You want anything?
  • Sherlock: *staring; nods slowly*
  • Molly: *nods; goes to the laptop*
  • Sherlock: *blinks*
  • Sherlock: *stands* I need some air *marches out of the flat*
  • Molly: ...okay *shrugs*
  • Emma: Today is the worst day ever.
  • Julian: Is it because your mom and dad were betrayed by somebody you thought was a friend, resulting in their murder?