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Christmas AU Prompts

these are incredibly long prompts I came up with at 2 am, feel free to use them.

• It’s freezing outside and I didn’t wear a heavy enough jacket but you are letting me wrap my arms around you under your VERY WARM jacket and now I don’t want to leave so let’s just waddle around like this and now we’re laughing like idiots. People are looking. WHO CARES I’M WARM AU

• We’re at an ugly christmas sweater party and your santa hat cat sweater is actually incredibly cute so I feel the need to disagree with your idea of an ugly sweater and now we’re arguing but okay you’re really attractive and now we’re just shouting compliments at each other AU

• We’re at this lame christmas party but holy cow WHO IS THAT OVER THERE they are so attractive, I’m gonna trick them under the mistletoe and wait for my kiss. It’s gonna happen. I just KNOW IT AU

• I thought I was the only one working over time at the office on christmas eve so I was singing jingle bells at the top of my lungs incredibly off key while making hot chocolate in the break room but you surprised me and I dumped it all over your pants. hello nice meeting you for the first time lemme dab your wet pants with this napkin AU

• I made an extra big snowball to throw at my friend but I missed and accidentally hit you in the face instead and you slipped and fell and I ran to your help but also slipped and fell on top of you and we can’t stop laughing. Wow your eyes are pretty AU

• I picked your name for secret santa at work but I don’t even know you or know what to get you but since it’s a secret I just bought a cheap #1 dad shirt cause I thought it was funny and you opened it and are now on the floor cry laughing and your laugh is so cute I think I’m in love AU

• I want to go christmas carolling with this charity group but you don’t want to but I force you to do it with me anyways but waIT YOU’RE DRUNK? YOU SECRETLY POURED ALCOHOL IN YOUR EGGNOG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! Now you’re drunk carolling and your singing the words inappropriately wrong and the group hates us now, thanks AU

• My friends saw me staring at you while we were christmas shopping and they dared me to go up to you and ask if you were a present because I want to unwrap you and I never turn down a dare so I did it but you actually thought it was funny, let’s get married ok AU

Story time:

So I’m home from school for the weekend, for the second time since school began, and last night I was FaceTime-ing with my lovely girlfriend. And we’re watching tv together, and we’re making dumb faces at each other, we’re laughing at our own silly inside jokes.

So, pretty soon I’m just laying in bed and we’re both falling asleep, and I’m thinking about how the last time I was laying in my bed, early October, this girl was still so new to me. The last time I was here in my room, I was simply “seeing a girl”. I didn’t know where it was going, and I was nervous and scared and excited and all those crazy feelings.

What blows my mind is, the time before that, August, I was laying in my bed, scrolling through the sapphic tag on Tumblr, wondering if I would ever even develop the confidence to talk to a girl in that way, let alone actually wind up with a girlfriend. I would see photos of happy girls with their girlfriends, and I’d see those sapphic mood boards and all of those “wlw ask” things, and, after only a couple months of knowing I was gay, I would wonder when I was gonna finally get to have that.

And now I guess I’m just ranting, but I think my point is this: 3 months ago, I was wondering what it would be like to have a girlfriend. 1 month ago, I was nervously maneuvering the beginning stages of seeing this really cute girl. And now I’m calling this girl my girlfriend and she’s calling me hers, and everything is just so good.


That was just weird to me. Time is weird.

But for any wlw who just realized they like women, and for those who have known for a while, who are wondering when they’ll finally be able to call some cutie their girlfriend: just give it time, it’ll happen :)


Okay, I’m done now, class dismissed…

Okay but I can’t help but feel like

Even is just as much as a helpless infatuated nerd as Isak, and basically completely stalked his crush for two months before talking to him. And I mean that he dug up every single rap video, cheese shouting clips, goofy facial close ups of Isak Valtersen that has ever existed on the internet. And he watched them until…okay lets be honest he never stopped watching them. Those videos and photos were the only piece of reality that gave his life meaning, excitement and brightness before he actually met Isak for real. Those clips were the only way he could actually survive two whole months knowing this walking sunshine boy existed without meeting him. 

So like when he actually meets him and talks to him I truly believe that when he asks Isak “if you listen to music” after asking him what music he’s into is almost like a panicking cover up, because he’s worried that Isak will somehow pick up that Even knows he’s super into music because he went to that concert with Jonas that one time oh and he has like 101 videos of him reciting rap songs. 

I mean it is so human to be paranoid that your crush might find out that you have been stalking them online for two months, so you’re legit screaming to yourself “BE FUCKING CHILL” 

Or is this just me lol? 

I once stalked a crush so much, it actually killed me to pretend i didn’t already know something when he told me. “Oh em gee, you like photography? I would never have known from the 1000 photos of close up flowers and ants in black and white all over your facebook page….” Awks 

But seriously the idea that Even also had to go through that makes me so freaking happy lol 

anonymous asked:

Hey so I went searching *cough cough stalking* through your blog and saw that post about adding a skateboard to Yandere Simulator. I would now like to suggest to you the idea of adding heelys to Yandere Simulator. Just picture Ayano heelying down the hallway to her next victim.

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS WITH MY WIFE AND WE COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 30MIN BECAUSE OF THE MENTAL IMAGE OF AYANO ROLLING DOWN THE CORRIDOR WITH A DEAD BODY IN HER HANDS GOING ALL “WEEEEEEE—H!”
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME HEELYS!AYANO

kenhina headcanons (pt.1)

1. Kenma doesn’t have a problem with Tsukki but there was one incident where he overheard Tsukki shade Hinata for no particular reason and later that day he roasted the fuck out of Tsukki and Nekoma’s team was hype bc when does Kenma ever trash talk, but it’s mostly him being annoyed that someone said something negative about his friend. 

2. They are cuddlers… or at least Hinata is. At the training camp many pictures were taken of them all tangled up and sleeping together. At first they tried to get the others to delete the photos, but too many had been taken by too many people. 

3. After Kenma graduates he goes to more of Karasuno’s games than Nekoma’s just to watch Hinata play. Lev will not shut up about it. 

4. Kenma doesn’t laugh out loud very often. Hinata takes this as a challenge. He is constantly sending anything he thinks is funny to him with the follow up text: “did you laugh?” Hinata’s reaction to his answer is usually more likely to make him smile than anything he gets sent.

5. Hinata frequently asks Kuroo for pictures of Kenma before they met. Kuroo is always happy to oblige with cute and embarrassing photos. Hinata’s phone background is now a picture of Kenma from when he was a first year. He also has a folder of smol Kenma. 

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bokuto and kuroo icons | pls credit ♡

Known Fact:

Chris wears an unholy amount of layers. See Exhibit A below for proof.

Exhibit A:

Inquiry:

Why the hell does he, especially when he doesn’t zip a single thing up?

Proposed Theory:

To hide what lays beneath of course! As you can clearly see in Exhibit B below, Noah Fleiss’ arms sure as fuck payed major attention in climbing class.

Exhibit B: