I wanna sit in his lap, my legs wrapped around his waist, my arms squeezing him into the tightest hug he’s ever had. I want him to hug me back tightly, but then softly lay his palms on my shoulders and grip lightly to peel me away from him, but just for a moment– just long enough for him to look me in the eyes and tell me how much he loves me. Then he’d pull me back into his embrace, and as he did he’d give me a kiss on my forehead. His lips would linger for a moment, then he’d continue pulling me into his chest. He’d gently twirl his fingers through my hair and tell me stories. And I’d feel safer than ever before.
“ahh Jemma Redgrave, she’s a fine looking big woman isn’t she? a big darling!”
“now I always think that Jemma looks like she’s being embraced by a midget wearing nail polish there” *laughter* …“she’s being embraced by Imelda Staunton”..
DAT HEIGHT GAP THO OMGGGGG! I CAN’T EVEN..
p.s ^ Notable appearance by Louise Delamere who played Colette in Holby city, who I shipped so hard with Serena I can’t explain. And yes that is Rupert Giles s h o o k e t h.
Did I mention the film also stars Charlotte Church??
*All quotes by director Craig Ferguson and some other producer dude*
I DODGED SOCIAL PLANS FOR THIS AND I REGRET NOTHING!
Person A bought themself and Person B matching pajamas so they can be all gross and cute together. Person A convinces Person B to put them on. A is ecstatic and B is mortified/irritated/unhappy about it. A makes it up to them by having a cuddles and movie marathon in their new pj’s.
“go left” she says. well, i know what’s to the left, i’ll be anya the orphan forever. but if i go right, maybe i could find… whoever gave me this necklace must have loved me. this is crazy. me? go to paris? send me a sign. a hint. a n y t h i n g !
-Armi Hux is a very cold man. Cold and calculating.
-But with you, he fucking woRSHIPS YOU.
-He’s usually quiet during sex, except when he’s nearing his end, he can get up to screaming sometimes.
-He’s the master of dirty talk, lemme explain you a thing.
-He does call you names. But not all the time, he makes sure you’re comfortable with it.
-Middle of the night sex
-He has a hair kink. Course the bastard doesn’t admit it but when you touch his hair, he loses it.
-He can and will make you beg if you both want that hard enough.
-He loves kissing your neck, jaw and collar bones.
-He also leaves tons of hickeys there. What a bitch.
-He always starts with a make out session.
-And they are fucking hot make out sessions. Tounges, teeth, sucking and softly biting. :,-)
-Ok poor millicent has been on the bed while you two are going at it. She’s literally just like, “Why are daddy and (mommy/daddy) screaming????? Why is everything shaking???? Why is it so hot in here????”
I love that cat
-Quickies. No doubt about that. It’s a miracle if it’s something other than a quick oral session, grinding or thigh riding. Mmmm, grinding :3
-Sometimes when either you or Mit have a hard day, you’ll make slow love to each other. 👌
-After sex cuddles. You guys talk in hushed tones while you draw patterns on each other’s skin. (ya know in Requiem for a Dream where Harry and Marion are doing that??? Yeah, kinda like that. that movie makes me so uncomfortable holy shit)
-Rushed morning sex. Sometimes you don’t even your clothes off. the poor man just nEEDS TO CUM OK
-ORAL SEX ORAL SEX BEST GODDAMN ORAL SEX GIVER HOLY CRAP
-Also expect him to be vocal when you suck him off. :,3
-okay I once saw a post saying that if Harley wears rollerblades J wears heelies and I think it’s cause Harley attempted to teach him to use rollerblades and he couldn’t manage and got so upset she suggested heelies
-they really love mario karts, they play it all the time, once they decided to have an irl race in Gotham with blue shells and bananas…it did not end well
-they gossip about other villains at McDonalds at 1 am over some ice cream and fries
-speaking of McDonalds, they always get toys
-they constantly eat out til the point that Harley’s inner doc kicks in and she’s like “okay mister J we kinda need to eat something substantial now..”
-Harley always helps J remember to take his pills cause that’s what bros do
-Joker never talks shit about Harley but he will roast the fuck out of the other villains (save Ivy sometimes..for Harley’s sake)
-they love shopping together (”THAT LOOKS SO CUTE ON YOU”)
-they have yoga sundays
-”take that mallet of yours and go destroy anything you want, girlbuddy”
Yeah I wanted to ask for which they'd fit in respectively (mostly because I'm having trouble and I wanted to doodle that combo) so if you wouldn't mind doing the HC for all of them under which Disney movie their character fits best with.
~If you’re comfortable with it, please link or tag me when it’s done, I’d LOVE to see!! ◦°˚(´•̛ᴗ•̛`)/˚°◦
Super sweet. Super poor. Feels kind of alone in life. Kind of leads a double life? In one he’s just a poor kid and the other he’s got a lot of power (kinda like Yoosung with his LOLOL account). This is his film for sure.
Beauty and the Beast
Rich guy. Treats people poorly. Selfish and stubborn. Meets someone who shows him that he can change and open his heart. He becomes a better person through their love and guidance. Has her locked up in his place for a while but FINALLY tells them they’re free to go, he overcomes his possessiveness and does the right thing. This is 100% Jumin Han.
Works his ass off to prove to his family that he’s worth something and he can exceed their expectations. Very dedicated to himself, his career and body. Has a ton of fans but runs away from them even though he’s still flattered. Would give it all up for the lady he likes. This is Zen for sure.
Princess and the Frog
Works her butt off with some rich person gloating at her. Just wants to follow her dream. Super smart. This is Jaehee.
Guy who does a lot of bad stuff for a living. He has a good heart though. Falls in love but doesn’t think he’s worthy. Sarcastic as heck. This is Saeyoung.
The Little Mermaid
Super sweet, kind, caring rich boy. Doesn’t flaunt his money, he is rich but also just a lax cool guy. Looks past differences with ease. (almost gets tricked into marrying an evil witch) V is for sure Prince Eric and this would be his movie.
Hunchback of Notre Dame
Okay okay. Saeran is not “ugly.” BUT. This is his film. Taken as a child and locked away by some crazy fuck who’s only goal is to brainwash them. Tells him that he can’t trust anyone but them. All he wants to do is look at the sky and wishes he could be just a normal person. Has a kind heart, but people misjudge him and think the worst. He doesn’t get the girl in the end but he’s overcomes his oppressor. This is Saerans film, ok.
Hi Presley! I noticed you've learned many languages, I'm kinda struggling with learning French, so I was wondering if you had any tips? Thanks so much and love your blog! (p.s. have fun in Philadelphia! I'm going soon as well...but I only live like 3 hrs away so a little less exciting)
If you are self teaching yourself or are trying to keep on your French, start a diary where you talk about your day, your thoughts but do it all in French–if you do not know a word, just look it up! Watch movies in French, sometimes keeping the subtitles on and listened to the words they are speaking will allow you to pick up on words in the subtitles that you didn’t catch on when they were speaking. Watch YouTube videos on verb conjugations–they can be tricky. Practice, practice–I know French fluently and every day I switch off between French and Spanish so that I get some practice in. Read books in French! If you do not understand a word that you are reading–look it up!! Even if you have to look it up several times, it becomes ingrained in your memory at some point and you will remember it.