i'm just laughing here

eternal mood: James’ screams of horror every time Aleks landed a shot in balsamic vinegar beer pong

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Ryan Hartman ft a very [happy] David Savard

CHIvsCBJ // 3.31.2017

Reblog if you feel personally attacked by an Astro member

You guys wanna hear a funny story?
I was in London with some friends during my winter break and when we went to Madame Tussauds I was wearing my Robbie Rotten shirt. This is an actual conversation I had with the security guy in front of the Spirit of London ride:

Him: Is that a Robbie Rotten Shirt?
Me: Yes
Him: Hey (to another security guy) look! It’s the shirt of the day!

The permission
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Sakura:</b> Mama, Papa, Sasuke-kun and I have something very important to discuss with you<p/><b>Kizashi:</b> your pregnant aren't you?<p/><b>Mebuki:</b> I knew this would happen one day😭<p/><b>Sakura:</b> WHAT! NO!!!<p/><b>Sasuke:</b> ( ignoring their comment) Sakura and I have decided to get married, I came here to ask for your permission.<p/><b></b> ...........................<p/><b>Both parents:</b> EEEEHHHHHHH!!!<p/><b>Sakura:</b> I know this may come as a shock to you. But I love Sasuke-kun and I know he loves me too!! So-<p/><b>Kizashi:</b> (ignoring sakura and looking at sasuke) Ya sure you want to marry my daughter?My tomboyish daughter who can't even cook if her life depends on it?<p/><b>Mebuki:</b> The same daughter who AlWAYS forget to put the shoes on the rack? Who forgets to do the dishes even when I remind her a 1000 times!!<p/><b>Kizashi:</b> Kid there's plenty of fish in the sea!! And your such a handsome boy!! Just like I was when I was your age. I tell you I had soo many admires!! Girls used to-<p/><b>Mebuki:</b> ( waving her hand to silence kizashi) yes yes whatever but seriously honey you can tell me did she blackmail you or something? Cause I know some very charming and ladylike girls you can settle with😄!!<p/><b>Sakura:</b> ( red faced) What kind of parents are you??? Stop setting up my fiance with someone else when I'm sitting right here! SHANNARO!!<p/><b>Both parents:</b> ( starts laughing 😂) We were just kidding!!<p/><b>Sakura:</b> IT WASN'T FUNNY!! God you guys are-<p/><b>Sasuke:</b> ( smiles slightly while watching the haruno's bicker loudly with each other) there all so annoying.<p/></p><p/></p>
  • Scott: Speaking of life, I think it's time we had the talk.
  • Alan: ...
  • Scott: John, tell him about the birds and the bees.
  • John: Well, here's the deal. They're disappearing at an alarming rate,