i'm just in a good mood now

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

Chris Evans’ twitter is a work of pure art honestly, it goes from stuff like “Tribalism has begun to overpower decency and reason. I’m certainly guilty of it at times. Gonna try to be more conscious of its grip” to videos of his dog to excitement about space and not for nothing but i wanna be his friend who do I gotta talk to about making that happen

i’m really really ready to just have such a positive beautiful outlook on life and i know i’ll still have bad days but from now i’m really not letting that get to me, i want to be so so happy, and i’m starting today!!

BTS as more things my friends have said
  • Seokjin: I basically invented this friendship group
  • Hoseok: I don't know why but I'm in a really good mood right now and everything just looks adorable suddenly
  • Yoongi: If you guys seriously expect me to get up before noon then you clearly don't know me as well as I thought you did
  • Namjoon: I'll speak to them seeing as no one else here is capable of holding a conversation with a stranger
  • Taehyung: don't just assume that I'm in a good mood just because I'm grinning at you
  • Jimin: wait - you guys don't think I'm innocent?... How though?
  • Jungkook: I'll go but if we see anyone especially attractive just prepare yourself for my awkward, out-of-character demeanour
Billie Eilish Lyrics For the Signs
  • Aries: Go ahead and watch my heart burn
  • With the fire that you started in me
  • But I'll never let you back to put it out // watch
  • Taurus: I'm scared
  • I've never fallen from quite this high // ocean eyes
  • Gemini: Help, I lost myself again
  • But I remember you // six feet under
  • Cancer: I'll build a wall, give you a ball and chain
  • It's not like me to be so mean // hostage
  • Leo: Call me calloused, call me cold
  • You're italic, I'm in bold
  • Call me cocky, watch your tone // COPYCAT
  • Virgo: My V is for Vendetta
  • Thought that I'd feel better
  • But now I got a bellyache // bellyache
  • Libra: I wanna be alone, alone with you, does that make sense? // Hostage
  • Scorpio: You want me to be yours, well then you gotta be mine, and if you want a good girl, then goodbye // my boy
  • Sagittarius: I don't want any settled scores
  • I just want you to set me free // bored
  • Capricorn: Gold's fake and real love hurts
  • And nothing hurts when I'm alone // hostage
  • Aquarius: I just wish you could feel what you say
  • Show, never tell
  • But I know you too well
  • Kind of mood that you wish you could sell // idontwannabeyouanymore
  • Pisces: Can't you see that I'm getting bored?
  • Giving you every piece of me, piece of me // bored
BM talking about Twice on arirang sound k radio 170320
  • [BM and female host talking about Knock Knock]
  • BM: arrrggh they're so cute!
  • Host: oppa I can't have this [i can't understand her] coming out, you know, like your true emotions coming out in this program.
  • BM: I'm just talking as their fan!
  • Host: mmhmm
  • BM: I'm just a fan of them!
  • Host: he's like a fan of everybody I swear.
  • BM: I am.
  • Host: at least he doesn't discriminate.
  • BM: I don't.
  • Host: so what was so cool about this music video?
  • BM: well the song isn't like super motivational or anything like that, but it's just super cute and I also need to wake up in a good mood.
  • Host: what's cute? Like the girls are cute or the music video is cute?
  • BM: the music video, the girls, the voices, um, the girls, um, the voices.
  • Host: okay if you had to pick one person in twice-
  • BM: [before she finished the sentence] momo
  • Host: momo? Momo was the cutest in the music video?
  • BM: yes.
  • Host: really?
  • BM: oh wait no. Not this music video, I'm just-
  • Host: oh you're just a momo fan.
  • BM: yeah I'm just a momo fan.
  • Host: oh there you guys go, he's a momo fan. Now you know his preference.
  • BM: in this music video, uh, who's the very tall one? With the short hair? [he's thinking of jeongyeon but he can't remember her name]
  • Host: the very tall one? Um...in twice?
  • BM: yeah. the tallest one with the short hair.
  • Host: they're all kind of the same height.
  • BM: no no no. There's one that's like, a little bit taller.
  • Host: is she Korean?
  • BM: yeah she's Korean.
  • Host: um...Tai [shes thinking of tzuyu but can't pronounce her name]
  • BM: I forget her name, but the one with short hair.
  • Host: Ohh! Her sister is an actress. [she's referring to jeongyeon's sister, Gong Seungyeon] Right? That's who we're talking about. I know who we're talking about.
  • BM: yeah yeah yeah. She came out really cute.
  • Host: oh really?
  • BM: yeah she was really cute in the music video. Super cute.
  • Host: is this a music video that you'd want to wake up to in the morning?
  • BM: yes. You know what I realized? All twice members have really really nice smiles.
  • Host: they're a girl group. They should have nice smiles.
  • BM: I know but like, they all have-
  • Host: it's like super bright.
  • BM: yeah!
  • Host: they have like little vitamins.
  • BM: yeah, like little vitamins. Sometimes when you see someone smile, like they don't look like all very happy. You know how some people have that very cold smile when they smile?
  • Host: where it looks like they're just smiling because they have to?
  • BM: yeah. But they all look like very happy and like...they have really nice smiles. I don't know.
  • Host: well twice if you're listening BM thinks you have wonderful smiles.

klahnces  asked:

honestly i'm on painkillers right now that have screwed with my head (the simplest things are sending me into fits of laughter it's the best mood) and klance + your sdm au + memes are making me HYSTERICAL right now do you have any more headcanons abt them or your au or just ANYTHING i'm starved pls

OH MY GOD i realise this is a month old ask lakjsdkjklsjgkj but umm okay let me whip up Some Good Content for you

  • lance trying to flirt with keith but getting interrupted by the various bugs that get inside the store
    • lance, leaning on the wall by keith’s cash: what’s cookin good lookin
    • keith, with huge eyes: spider
    • lance: ..youre cooking a spider???? now i’m not one to kinkshame usually but–
    • keith: no i mean there is a massive spider on the wall, right next to you
    • lance: screams so loudly shiro comes running out of the office with coran and allura right behind him, coran wielding a fire extinguisher
    • another time, keith is over in cosmetics bc pidge asked him to cover lance’s break. lance is like not leaving to go on break and is instead saying the worst pickup line in the world
    • lance: hey keith is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happ–
    • keith, pale: oh my god
    • lance: okay admittedly not my best
    • keith, shaking now: no i mean oh my god there is a moth the size of my hand on the gucci shelf
    • lance: screams and jumps into keiths arms and cries but its okay because he’s wearing waterproof makeup
    • keith: cries too because he’s scared of moths (with the exception of mothman, bc that’s his bf)
    • pidge, swatting it away w a broom: for fuck’s sake i have to do everything around here
  • hunk is the friend that both of them go to whenever they’re frustrated
    • keith: GOD he’s just so fucking infuriating does he HAVE to flirt with every single GODDAMN PERSON HE SEES!!! 
    • hunk: you know he’s just doing it to make you jealous because he’s shy and doesn’t know how else to show you he likes you
    • keith: what
    • hunk: he’s trying to make you jealous
    • keith: no the other part
    • hunk: he likes you?
    • keith: ……is that a cryptid…. lance actually liking me…? sounds fake…. i dont know her
    • hunk: are you serious right now
    • and then of course lance has to bitch too
    • lance: you know what that fucking KEITH did today?
    • hunk, sighing: what did he do?
    • lance: he wore those LEATHER STRAP BRACELETS and PUT HIS HAIR IN A BUN
    • hunk: ok and
    • lance: he’s so hot im gonna sweat my makeup off and then immediately fling myself off the roof of this building and die
    • hunk: that seems excessive. here just drink some of my water instead. also, you have that really expensive urban decay setting spray. your makeup isn’t going anywhere

Ok so I am currently on a bus. It’s only me and a random dude on it and he seriously put on music and plays it out loud. Annoying af and not really something you do. What I just did in response - I’m in some mood rn - was to put on an explicit johnlock podfic just as loud. He instantly turned to look at me of course and you should see my smirk right now my friends XD

anonymous asked:

I'm so in a soft daddy harry mood. Loads of pet names, gentle instructions, so much praise. He'd tell you exactly how he wants you and what you're to do but he'd continuously be telling you how good you are too 'that it, take my cock so well baby. Daddy's good girl arent you?' And you'd moan around his cock in your mouth and blink up at him 'mmm so fucking good for me baby, can you take me a little deeper-oh just like that, angel' and he'd have a hand in your hair and just let me die now

“So warm… takin’ me so deep… such a good girl, aren’t you? Love daddy’s cock deep in that pretty mouth?” BYE

I call this  “stop listening to music and go to sleep” - a bumbleby bit of nonsense

——

“You know,” Yang’s voice broke through Blake’s concentration and she sighed before placing her thumb over the last word she’d read. “When I told Ruby and Weiss I wanted to stay behind and hang out with you, I thought we’d actually, you know, have a conversation.”

Blake gave Yang a derisive look. “You knew I was reading when you agreed to this, you’ve known me long enough to know that a good book is my top priority.”

Yang groaned as she threw herself down on Weiss’ bed. “Okay, this is true, but you’ve been reading that book for almost a week. Usually you go through books faster than the cafeteria food goes through—“

“Please don’t finish that sentence.” Blake cringed and saw Yang smirk out of the corner of her eye. “It’s a very big book.”

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Vampire Diaries {Sentence Starters}
  • "Your hair's different; I like it."
  • "I know that you can't change who you are, but you don't belong here anymore."
  • "I shouldn't have come home."
  • "The rest of the world has moved on. You should try, too."
  • "Today will be different. It has to be."
  • "They follow you. You can't escape them - as much as you want to."
  • "I will smile, and it will be believable."
  • "For over a century, I have lived in secret. Until now."
  • "I need you to be afraid of me. I need you to run like hell, do you understand me?!"
  • "Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news?"
  • "Why did you come back after all this time? Why now?"
  • "I'll be downstairs. Drinking."
  • "I know it's late, but I needed to know if you're okay."
  • "I'm not going to give up on you. I believe in you."
  • "Not in the mood! Today's been a no-good, very-bad day."
  • "You're really going to run this whole psychic thing into the ground, huh?"
  • "Why would you risk it? Why would you come here?"
  • "Don't embarrass me, young man!"
  • "I don't hurt people. I don't do that."
  • "If you're just gonna mock me, could you move along, please?"
  • "Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?"
  • "Hey! If you want to forget it happened, fine. But I can't."
  • "I can't tell you what to do. But coming back here was a mistake."
  • "Let go of me before I cause a scene."
  • "You're taking a stupid risk. I could hurt you."
  • "Yes. You're a complete nuisance."
  • "I have so many emotions, but I don't have any way to express them."
  • "You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again."
  • "Indulge me for a little while, please?"
  • "Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age."
  • "What do you know about werewolves?"
  • "I know I'm the last person you wanna see right now, but I need you to come with me."
  • "You were running from something. What was it?"
  • "I've no secrets. Only dirty shame."

anonymous asked:

I apologize if this is a really bad question but can you explain the comfort / why don't you let people comfort you post? I'm a bit confused, I only want to understand wym and nothing bad or judging. You do not have to answer if you're not comfortable!

Imagine that someone you know is suffering, they are having a hard time in life, or just a bad day, and you are there for them, offering them comfort and kindness.

Then, later, you are now the one who is suffering, you’re having a hard time or just a bad day. The person you comforted doesn’t offer any of that back to you. They are angry, they yell at you for besmirching their good day with your bad mood, they chastise you for the things you’ve done wrong to lead to your suffering, they belittle you and tear you down and make you feel even worse.

Then the time comes again, they need you. You feel compelled to help them. Maybe you love them, maybe they are a friend or family or lover. You remember how they treated you when you where hurting, and can’t quite say they were wrong - there WERE things you could have done differently to avoid it. You consider for a moment doing this to them. Pointing out all the ways they have fucked up, the ways their pain is their fault, denying them affection so they feel the sting of their mistakes.

But they are so sad, so much in pain, and you aren’t that kind of person. You don’t want anyone to hurt like this - so you comfort them.

And this happens over and over. You comfort, they tear you to pieces. You begin to internalize it. You feel how much others deserve kindness and comfort, you feel it every time you see pain in their faces. But when it comes to your own pain, it seems only a burden, only something you inflict on others that causes them more unhappiness, something that only leads to anger and reprisal.

You internalize that you comfort, but others do not comfort you, and begin to actively reject it when anyone tries to listen to you.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any fic recs? I'm in the mood to read lol

 YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. *whispers* it’s my time to shine.

Alright Well Right now I have a couple of good In Progress Fics that I am reading:

Home is Whenever I’m With You by @cuteandtwisted (but let’s be real I recommend every single one of her stories, this one just happens to be most recent)

Things Look Different in the Morning by @littlespooneven (I mean this one is agiven. Otherwise called the ‘cuddle fic’.)

Expect the Unexpected by bri_ness (also known as the Big Brother au i’ve been raving about.)

Knock Four Times by @folerdetdufoler (Look this one came outta no where for me I got bored and did a roulette on the skam page and this is what I landed it on AND NO REGRETS. University Isak and Even. Only Even is American? But it works!)

the oceans shall freeze by disconights and realityIwanted (the viking fic ive also been screaming about!)

And as always, what kind of Tumblr hoe would I be if I didn’t promo myself? :P

You can find all of my full length fics right HERE and my drabbles right HERE