i'm just going to pretend this was a shout out

headcanons from robert and aaron's wedding
  • • Aaron finds out that Robert jumped back in the lake and went through the wreck of his sunken car to find his ring and shouts at him for being an idiot but secretly he just falls in love with him even more
  • • the first thing they do as a married couple is go and play darts in the pub and even though Robert has just married Aaron and loves him more than anything, he still has to win
  • • "bit gay this, isn't it?" "no I'm bisexual"
  • • Chrissie congratulates them even though she only gives Aaron a cuddle and makes a face behind Robert's back
  • • Aaron changes his name to Sugden and the Dingles pretend they've kicked him out of the clan whilst Diane insists on formally introducing him into the family even though the only actual other Sugdens in the village are herself and Robert
  • • Robert point blank refuses to drink out of a welly
  • • someone puts ribbon on Robert's car and he gets really concerned that they've scratched it and Aaron's just like 'at least it's not in a lake'
  • • Paddy whines about not liking Robert and Aaron just shrugs like 'tough shit I've married him'
  • • Adam cries
  • • someone orders a stripper and Aaron purposely disappears, Robert is very uncomfortable and Finn Barton has the time of his life
  • • they have a secret kiss in the toilet bc even though they're not hiding anymore, they both kind of like it
  • • Aaron makes sweater paws with his suit jacket
  • • Chas stops Robert in the corridor between the pub and the toilets and tells him she's so grateful for what he's done and Robert just tells her how much he loves him and she finally sees that he means it
  • • Vic is Robert's 'best man' because he's got no friends
  • • neither of them fully understand how a male-male wedding works and eventually just walk down the aisle together
  • • Aaron suggests buying a dog
  • • everyone knows exactly who chose which song
  • • Aaron develops a habit of twisting his ring around his finger
  • • Robert gets a text off Andy and even though he didn't think he was that bothered, it really makes his entire day
  • • Cain slaps his back and says 'nice one Sugden' so Robert smiles at him and it's quiet for a moment until Cain just goes 'I still hate you though'
  • • they both use any excuse they can find to refer to the other as their husband
  • • a shared stag night that consists of them both watching the football in the living room and that's it
  • • they go to bed when it's over and lie in the dark talking about how they got to here- their wedding- from when Robert first came back with Chrissie and kissed Aaron in the lane and they go through it all (for hours) and realise it was all worth it in the end