i'm just dunkin' it

robbstvrks  asked:

you should share more of your bob coffee headcanons if you have any, bc i'm in love with speirs + venti caramel frappucino

yo i am so here for this

okay so:

winters: would totally just take his coffee simple, one cream, one sugar, no fuss, really he’d be fine if he had to take it black but if there is sugar and cream he’ll take it. very chill and not picky. he’s also a really big fan of tea but he needs a good cup of coffee to get him going first thing in the morning

nix: probs drinks it black with a shot of whiskey but is also honestly a huge fucking coffee snob. rich kid nix can’t stand the cheep shit that Dick buys from the store and he is unafraid to drop twenty bucks on a pound of coffee. he is offended when dick claims he can’t tell the difference between the $8 tub of coffee that comes in a plastic container and the $25 thing that was freshly ground in the grocery store

speirs: is actually a basic white girl rolling into starbucks on the hunt for a venti frappuccino. ron speirs loves himself and is unafraid to treat himself to the delicious goodness of a frapp or a macchiato. also no one in their right mind calls him out for it because ron speirs manages to look like a fucking badass even while sipping an orange mocha frappuccino through a straw. he also probably has like a keurig coffee maker and has the little starbucks k-cups because he needs coffee before he can go out into the world to get more coffee

lip: takes his coffee two creams, one sugar. he’s a little picky about his coffee but not super. like unless it’s his last choice, he won’t drink gas station coffee but he doesn’t really get why there are people who drop twenty dollars on coffee; he doesn’t taste the difference (sideeyes @ nix). 

harry: takes it with either a cream and sugar or black with a nice shot of bailey’s in it. he swears up and down to anyone who will listen (also the ones who aren’t) that kitty makes the best coffee anywhere. probably takes a thermos into work with coffee made by kitty; she tells harry the secret ingredient in her coffee is love

buck: my california son sipping on iced coffees 24/7 in the sunshine. definitely loads it up with sugar or flavor shots because hell he’s paying money for this shit, he’s gonna make it taste good

web: that ho at starbucks who needs his latte with soy, an extra shot of espresso, extra foam, and he can fucking tell when the barista fucks up his order. would also get high key upset inside when the barista writes the wrong name on his drink and it hurts because it’s been like a whole month since he posted a photo of his name on a coffee cup on insta and today was gonna be the day but no. it’ll have to wait for another day. he is also that ho sitting in starbucks writing a novel or something for six hours

liebgott: would drink black coffee around people and act like he hates lattes and shit like that but low key loves them. hates starbucks with a passion because they overran all the chill coffee shops he used to go to in his neighborhood. would probably still go to a starbucks and bitch loudly about how it’s shit but drinks it anyways

babe: would love the shit out of seasonal drinks. he gets the pumpkin spiced lattes and the peppermint mochas and all the fun drinks and he would be upset everytime one gets discontinued but would get over it soon after he had one of the new seasonal drinks. also, my proud eastcoast son, dunkin donuts 4 life

roe: drinks it black, almost definitely with an extra shot of espresso, would drink the shittiest coffee from the sketchiest gas station if he had to because coffee runs through his blood. as long as there’s caffeine in it he doesn’t care where it came from or if it’s got the consistency of sludge 

luz: drinks it regularly with cream and sugar and accidental cigarette ashes because it’s hard first thing in the morning to tell the difference between his coffee cup and his ashtray. he definitely splurges every now and again and gets a frap or an iced latte because he too loves himself and is unfraid to order “girly” drinks. more than once he’s bumped into speirs while they’re both getting fraps and they almost def chill together in starbucks for a bit

smokey: my little barista son, would take his coffee depending on the coffee brand. if it was shit coffee he’d load it up with sugar and cream to hide the gas station coffee taste but if it’s like some high brow shit he’s gonna enjoy that coffee black and be all up in it. probably has the knowledge of coffee to be snotty af if he wanted but he is too good for that so would take whatever coffee he could get his hands on.

unfortunately this is late since i’ve been busy with apartment searching…
I can link you to what inspired this (x)
…but I don’t know that I can explain WHY I drew this???
so uh i’m just gonna say this is actually not the strangest thing i’ve drawn but it’s probably the most OHNO if you think too hard about Moorard and Jesse Cow. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧