i'm just a dolphin

anonymous asked:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE SO GONNA DIE THEY WARNED US THEY WARNED US THAT ITS GONNA BE MALEC MANIA THEY WARNED US THAT IT WAS GONNA BE THE HONEYMOON PHASE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AND I CAN'T WATCH IT TILL TUESDAY I'M GONNA DIE

IM CDSSHGF I CANT STOP FUCKING SCRWAMING I CAN TBREA THE IM DYING THEY DID WARN US BUT NOT ENOUGH FUCK MY INSIDES ARE VEING RIPPED OUT IM BEING STABBED AND ATTAVKED BY FREEFORM BITCH AT LEAST YOU GET ONE MORE DAY TO LIVE

underthefolie  asked:

Im so confused with this Malec stuff. I swear, I could absolutely swear that Magnus was showing Alec his cat eyes in that promo pic for ep 7. Was I just seeing what wasn't really there, or did they cut it? But WHY in the FUCK would they cut it?! If there is a God the next ep will pick up where it left off and start when them not fucking and everything will be fine. After a legit season and a half of them handling Malec SO well I cant see how they managed to drop the ball so fucking badly????

i couldn’t agree with you more. I genuinely thought that he was going to show alec his cat eyes and that they would have had a waaaay much longer conversation about the scene™, but none of that shit happened and instead they ended up cutting a whole scene (the wine scene) for whatever fucking reason that may be. They had a couple of scenes in this episode that I was like are??? they??? extremely?? necessary??? like a few of the scenes were so unimaginably unimportant that it really surprised me how short the malec scenes were. But I also have like a thought? prediction? hypothesis??, if you will, that their malec story line/arch wasn’t long enough to be stretched all the way to the end of 2b so they decided to milk each moment out and give us shorter malec scenes in order for them to keep the same story line/arch all the way through the end of 2a & maybe 2b.

As for the scene™ that disappointed many of us, i reeeeaaally hope they pick that shit right up at that same scene where it ended. I would be, and not alone, so royally pissed off if they didn’t. I’ve been avoiding talking about the episode in general, for this same reason bc I could honestly go on and on about how mad and disappointed I am. I had so much hope for a good rep in this episode and it just ended up being a really, and I’m sorry to even assume this, queer-baiting episode. They made it seem like we were going to get so many good malec scenes but in the end they just basically showed them all in the clips and stills they used for the promos.

It’s like in a way we were promised heaven at first site, but then when we got to the gates we were presented with a “and your ticket please?”

Like no bitch don’t try to finesse me tf?? ,,, you showed us one thing but completely meant another ??? okay.

anyway,,, im sorry I unleashed hell on your ass bc you probably weren’t looking for this when you messaged me!

anonymous asked:

"if you will, that their malec story line/arch wasn’t long enough to be stretched all the way to the end of 2b so they decided to milk each moment out and give us shorter malec scenes in order for them to keep the same story line/arch all the way through the end of 2a & maybe 2b" what exactly do you mean by this cause it doesn't make sense to me

hiii, yes, okay

what i mean by that is that i honestly don’t think they have anything planned for malec’s storyline, i might be completely wrong, but it seems to me that since they don’t/didn’t have anything else (i mean problems and more storyline issues by “anything else”) planned for malec for the rest of 2a & 2b, they’re trying to keep the same problem/storyline for them until the end of 2a & maybe even 2b by giving us shorter scenes.

Like, they’re juicing out the same problem, which isn’t bad because it develops their relationship, but that’s why I think some of the scenes are cut short (apart from having just an hour every monday to touch base on everyone’s storyline).

But, If they were to give problem-resolution in each episode, they would need to come up with more problems, so, since I think they don’t particularly have more planned for malec other than the obvious things they’re facing now, they had to juice out those same things up until the last drop in order for them to have kept malec storyline going.

And, again, as I mentioned before, i might be completely totally hugely wrong about this, but this was my brain’s way of trying to understand what the fuck that was last monday lmao

does that make sense? because i feel like i just made it way worse for you? and im so sorry if I did

skittycat21  asked:

what actual individual character would you want to be? like izzy, simon, clary etc? not sure myself, but leaning towards one of the lightwoods (book characters count as well, if you've read them)

i have an unhealthy obsession with magnus bane lmao, so magnus :) but if I can’t choose magnus, alec bc he was the first character i felt connected to when I read the books.

why in the first chapter of ps does jk describe hagrid’s feet as “like baby dolphins” to emphasise their size like a) talk about a simile that draws you out of the text and b) what is the approximate size of a baby dolphin and why is it considered such a universally understood unit of measurement as to supposedly clarify just how large hagrid’s feet are

Sometimes I start thinking about convergent evolution and get so excited that I have to go sit down

Even if capturing and killing dolphins & whales for food WAS tradition in Taiji, is selecting individuals for captivity?

Is plucking animals from their families to be sold into the captive industry traditional?

No. It’s the work of pure greed and human selfishness, and is driven by the success of places like SeaWorld - where the captive industry shows greatest profit.

I finally gave my children colors and I never planned on them being dolphin babies it just happened