i'm incredibly attractive

i would like to take a moment to officially announce that i’m in love with yousef acar and the rest of the bakka boys like all of them every single one. but like. especially yousef

Hufflepuff x Draco
  • -POTIONS CLASS-
  • Snape: *going on about potions stuff*
  • Draco: Pssstt Hufflepuff!
  • Puff: Huh?
  • Snape: Ms. Y/L/N, do you have something to share with us?
  • Puff: No, I-
  • Snape: Detention!
  • Draco: *giggling uncontrollably*
  • -DETENTION-
  • Hufflepuff: *trudges into classroom*
  • Draco: *sitting at a table* come on! *motions her toward him*
  • Hufflepuff: *hesitant* alright... *sits beside him*
  • Draco: Did you like my plan? I made us have detention together!
  • Hufflepuff: But how did you get here? And wait--why??
  • Draco: Nevermind how I got here, listen, Y/N. You and I, we seem like the type to go together! You're incredibly attractive, I'm totally sexy..we just go together! I broke off with Pansy...pathetic girl
  • Hufflepuff: But-
  • Draco: Date me!
  • Snape: Quiet, you too. I'm trying to work.
  • Draco: Sorry Sir! *whispers* date meee
  • Hufflepuff: *flustered* fine! okay!
  • Draco: *squeezes her with a hug*
  • Hufflepuff: *blushing*
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Bill Murray in Meatballs (1979)

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It’s Stampede time in Calgary, Y'all 🐴 (ft. Ferklund, JoCo, and Coach Hartley)

omfg so I’m working on this video and i’m playing the role of girl washing a car in a pinup outfit and i was scared that the car i’d wind up using would be my shitty maroon buick but guess what i managed to secure after a bit of leg work???

a fuckign FERRARI

I’M NOT HOT ENOUGH TO WASH A FERRARI I’M GOING TO CRY

i mean i’m incredibly grateful and astounded at my luck but dAYUM