i'm in shock right now oh my god

Emotional rollercoaster
  • <p> <b>Me before D23:</b> "I'm fine, life is good, life is great"<p/><b>Me after D23:</b> "HOLY SHIT! JACK LOOKED SO FREAKING NICE! DARK GREEN HAIR AND DARK BLUE SHIRT? YES PLEASE!!! OH MY GOD, SPEAKING OF THAT DARK GREEN HAIR, IT LOOKS SOOOOOOO GOOD!! WOW, I THINK THIS IS THE REAL DEFINITION OF MY ASS IS IN SEPTIC SHOCK! FUUUUUCK!!!!!"<p/><b>Also me after my ass was done being in septic shock:</b> *sobbing* "I'm so proud of that Irish bean!<p/><b></b> *sobbing harder, thinking about the journey we went on to get to this point* "We've come so far.."<p/><b></b> *sobbing even harder, thinking about the amazing things to come* "And it's only gonna get better from here..."<p/><b>Me right now:</b> "Oh yeah....Anti could still appear at any given moment. Fuuuuck, I'm too emotional right now for your shit Anti!"<p/></p>

Something happened about “8 or 9” minutes ago…

A facken’ Earthquake here?! Everything’s facken’ swaying left to right, oh gosh i hope this won’t get any worse!!!
Before a facken’ Volcano erupted & now another earthquake?!

I STILL WANNA LIVE!! (even thou i really wanna die) BUT I STILL HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO LIVE FOR!!! *ahem* stop should stop this drama… hope no one gets hurt… there is still some after shocks right now but i dun give a Fack? Maybe? Lol!!! *dabs out* Was facken’ overreacting about this shi– didn’t i?  ̄ε  ̄

aboycalledsean  asked:

Although you doubt us getting many answers next week, you think the overall plot and AD's identity will do justice? like I'm aware that you can't please everyone, but how would you judge Mona's reaction?

I think the AD story will be good, I really do. After seeing the first half of the endgame with Charlotte’s killer… I’m saying it now: AD will not be shocking. How many times have the cast and writers said that people online have got it right. We have seen it, somewhere, sometime, on Tumblr. I won’t be shocked at all. When the hoodie comes off, I’m fully expecting it to be a moment of “oh so that’s the theory they went with” rather than “OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL!?”

But yeah I’m not expecting answers other than who AD is. In terms of the finer details like who Jason was hiding in his house in season 2… forget it.

I think Mona’s reaction wasn’t anything to judge now. That could be mid conversation rather than her first initial reaction. “I never thought it was you” could’ve been after an hour of discussion. Plus, it’s what they put in the promo. They wouldn’t spoil THAT much.

  • psychic: *reading my mind*
  • me: here we go, the whiskering begins. gimme your face. no pressure. nose pressure ahahahhaha pa ching and pa zam. your nose is quite a nice texture today. today? that face is not helping. no, no, no, no. how do I look? pretty great. fabulous. aw aw. whiskening achieved. let's answer some Qs. that's an X. you had one job, phil. *clapping* what happens in the basement of google? it's where vloggers are born. mother. would you rather have barbed wire eyelashes, ow, or grass hair? uh, grass hair. why? get a tiny mower, different style everyday. brrr brrr brrr. is canada real? uh, no. it's a fictional country, isn't it? I was aboot to say. *finger snapping* advertise the item closest to you in the most disturbing way you can. it's actually a pair of my underwear which was on the floor. that is your underwear? oh my god. underwear? watch out for an under-scare! disturb not make the worst pun ever. sorry. do a creepy face! *dramatic music* oh wow, that's horrific *weird noises* nooo, no no no no. phil, sing the first song that comes into your head in a scottish accent. oh, I don't know what song is in my head. what the what was that? ow. rekt. no. that was like a russian no. what the fuck was that? there's a russian man in my stomach. I think phil's trying to drop hints that's he's a cannibal, guys. rrr. play tug of war with phil's stress mushroom. what is the stress mushroom? they mean this baby. no, not that. I hate that. No! *struggling* no *more struggling noises* Oh. there's wet stuff in it- OH MY GOD -what is this?-WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENED? rest in peace, disturbing mushroom. do the next question in dan's room. invent a new swear word and use it in a sentence. alright, ch-chanksplooned. alright, go on then. yeah, I chanksplooned your mom's face. do we wanna know what does chanksplooned-ok. what would be written on your tombstone? oh phil, there was never a better king of the universe. for god's sake. what's on yours, dan? ugh. dan, you're a penguin with rabies and phil, you're a mouse that's constipated. *weird noises* have a staring contest with dan while barking like dogs. whoever laughs first, wins. (?) 3, 2, 1. *barking noises* AH HA HA. y'all laughed. invent something that not one person would ever use. a bed made out of smashed glass. I wouldn't use it. fair enough. phil, sing the john cena theme while dan pretends to be john cena. *john cena theme* ow haha ow I knew that was coming *laughter* do an impression of a dying goose *weird noise* what the hell was- oh my god. *laughter* *weird noise* make a duet about ladders. ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders ladders- who would(?) you step on them and you climb-ladders ladders ladders ladders- they're made of metal, they go up-ladders ladders ladders- if you're a fireman, they're really high. laddeeeerss. ladders ep. that's the symbol of our band. everyone put out their ladder hands. yeah, that's what the crowd's gonna be doing to our concerts. YEAH, LADDERS AH. you just broke the sound barrier. that's what happens when you go fast, you idiot. what the f- oh my god. become a season. oh oh wha what was that? oh, it's spring. you were birthing something. phil, what vegetable should be king? the op-carrot? scroll through your camera roll without looking, choose a random picture and explain the story. scroll scroll scroll STOP. I- I was witnessing nature in action. and taking sneaky photos of it, you perv. HAHAHA. what is happening in this photo? it looks like I'm in a public toilet mid-blink. wow. *bad beatboxing* dan, you're a nacho. phil, you're the salsa. make fanfic. I'm just so dry and crusty and until I just get inside you and submerged myself in your red juices. DIP ME - I can't get into myself-DIP ME DIP ME DIP ME AH DIP DIP AHH AHHH AAAHHH AHHH I'M COMPLETE MMMM MMM. stop it. let's all take a moment to just forget that happened. what is your favorite number of the alphabet? seventy-L. how dry is your wenis? wait, I know what your wenis is! ayee, ayee. it's this. mine's pretty soft. this is your wenis. let me stroke your wenis. that is a smooth wenis. tickle my wenis? *laughter* pretty soft as well. damn, guys. moisturized wenii. ah, let's just move on. let's move on. say a really unerotic word in a sexy voice and then lick your lips. exhaust pipe. OH *disgusted voice* OH I FEEL VIOLATED. concrete. *laughter* nooo. play the spoons. my grandma actually used to play the spoons so, prepare yourselves. *metal sounds* spoons. look up friendship yoga and imitate the first image. what? what the hell is that? HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? so, we sit on our butts, not on our backs and make sure you're kinda like resting on your butt then feet together and then hands. reach. ah, I got one. and the other one. ow. ok. wait, wait, wait. alright now, over to the top. friendship. ow. *laughter* ow ow oh my god I pulled my leg oh oh. we have a very low friendship level otherwise that clearly would've worked. disaster. phil, reenact the photo of chris pratt and his raptors using house plants. I've got this. oh, god. here it is. ok, phil, very well done. *clapping* I'm so proud. that's pretty- you have a problem though. you seriously- I am chris plant. oh, did you just? do a trust exercise. no, no, no that's not a good idea. I'm actually scared. phil, you better-I'm gonna catch you. fall. oh my god. fall. AH OH OH MY GOD OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH. your scream was incredible. YOU CAUGHT ME. I did. I DIDN'T DIE. Yeah. let's end this right now. So, there we go. thumbs up for another year of phil is not on fire. I'm quite shocked that I actually lived through this video-yeah- it was quite dangerous. You can click on phil's face to subscribe to his channel or my face to subscribe to dan. or click our bellies to subscribe to danandphilgames. is that a thing? give em a little tickle. ok. also, there's loads of new stuff on dan and phil shop so check the out- check that out- there's a link below. and we will see you guys next year. yeahh. i mean, we are gonna make videos but until this, the whiskers will return- there, there will be another of this. ACHOO. uh, sorry. I think that that's a good time to end it. Goodbye. *slow motion screaming*
  • psychic: what the actual fuck
Lardo's apartment

Lardo has a crappy little studio apartment.

It’s tiny, which shouldn’t be an issue because she herself is tiny, and she’s never really there. Between being an art major and the team manager, she’s normally busy. She knows that it’s tiny, she knows that it’s a mess, but it’s hers. It’s big enough for her to sleep and study there, it’s close to campus, and doesn’t cost too much.

The little single room apartment is a space that is just for her. She’s only ever had one other person there before, and since then she can’t bring herself to invite people over.

That one person is Shitty. She had needed some help with a project and he had volunteered to go over and lend a hand, and while Lardo had protested (heavily), her desire to hide how she lived was outweighed by her desire to get her damn installation piece done.

When shitty arrived, Lardo immediately noticed two things about her apartment.

One, is that it was actually smaller then she thought. Seeing shitty, in all of his tall, gangly-ness, in the space was quite odd.

The other thing she noticed was that her apartment was not just messy, but it was an actual fucking disaster. There were piles of chicken wire on the floor, paper scraps and fabric bits scattered on every surface, her walls were covered in paint streaks, and her dirty clothes were just strewn about where ever she had taken them off. Piles of dirty dishes were stacked on the floor, her bed was covered in textbooks, notebooks and sketches ripped from her sketch book.

As Shitty looked around in wide-eyed shock, Lardo felt her stomach twist and wished that she could be anywhere else in the world right now.

When Shitty turned and made eye contact with her, he was smiling brightly from beneath his mustache. Lardo raised one of her eyebrows in question before she spoke.

“Holy shit, I never realized how bad it was here. Oh my god, I’m so sorry you had to see this,” she told him, expecting him to want to leave ASAP.

“Art student life,” was his response instead

anonymous asked:

so I am 1000000%%% sure I have figured everything out. I'm certain of who Charles is and who Black veil and Red coat are. I'm literally sitting in front of my screen, watching season 3 episode 1, in complete shock. Jesus Christ. it's been staring us in the face since the first episode. oh my god. please re watch those episodes, you'll totally figure it out. it's someone you'd never suspect. oh my god.

i can’t watch the episode right now :(( tell me anon you got me so pumped !!

Preference #90: You're best friends and your boyfriend breaks up with you
  • Michael: Your vision was blurry and you were finding it hard to breathe, but you managed to get to Michael's because you just wanted to curl up beside him and cry all night. You knocked on the door and folded your arms across your chest and sobbed quietly before the door swung open. He smiled once he saw it was you, but that smile was quickly gone when he realized the state you were in. He gently pulled you into his house and led you to the couch and held you close to him, rubbing your back as you sobbed into his chest. "H-He broke up with m-me. I loved h-him so much, Michael..." You stuttered, tears falling from your eyes. He leaned his head on top of yours and continued to rub your back to try and calm you down. "He is an idiot for letting you go, (Y/N)." Michael tried to make you feel better, but unfortunately you weren't sure anything could at this moment. "I'm not just saying that because we're best friends and that's what you want to hear right now. I'm saying it because it's true and it's what you need to hear. Any man who lets you out of their life is a straight up dumb ass and I can't believe he let perfection go." You felt his lips on the top of your head and you smiled slightly, looking up at him. "Thank you for being you." You leaned down and laid down, laying your head on his lap. The rest of the night he tried to get your mind off of it and when you were ready you both talked about what exactly happened and Michael helped you a lot which you were extremely grateful for.
  • Ashton: "What's up?" Ashton asked on the other end. You could hear loud voices in the background and you felt bad that you interrupted whatever he was doing, but you just really needed him at that moment. "I guess you're busy, but I just really need to see you..." Your voice trailed off and you tried to keep your voice clear. You know if it were shaky or anything he would automatically know something was wrong and ask a million questions. You heard him laugh slightly. "(Y/N), I'll be back in a few weeks I told you that already! You'll see me soon enough, goof ball." He continued to chuckle and you closed your eyes, letting tears fall from them. You sniffled and Ashton stopped laughing. "Is something wrong? Are you okay?" Suddenly, the noise in the background was gone and you could only hear his voice. "I...No, I'm not okay. I don't want to drop this on you while you're away, but-" "No, I want you to drop whatever is bugging you on me. Please, (Y/N)." He pleaded, sounding more eager by the second. You sighed and closed your eyes once more. "I'm single." There was silence on the phone. You could tell her was shocked, especially since you and your boyfriend - now ex-boyfriend - were fine just last week...or so you thought. "What the hell... Oh my god, I'm so sorry, (Y/N). I wish I could be there with you right now..." You smiled at the thought, but told him there was nothing he could do. It was just nice to have him to talk to about this. You explained everything. Like how you both thought you were happy together for the last three months, but didn't realize that you weren't because you both were so blinded by the love you had for each other. You didn't realize that you could be in love, but not happy; neither of you did. "Well, as soon as I get back I am taking you out and make sure you forget all about that guy. If you're ever down about it, though, just shoot me a text and even if I'm doing a show I'll reply." He laughed at his joke and it made you smile. You were glad you had a friend that could make you laugh or smile no matter what mood you were in.
  • Calum: You waited in your room for Calum to show up. You had texted him ten minutes ago asking if he could come to your place it was urgent. You and your boyfriend had just broken up and all you wanted to do was talk to Calum about it. He knew how to make you feel better about it all. Suddenly, he barged into your room panting. "I came as quick as I could. What's the emergency?" He asked as you were laying on your bed, staring blankly at the ceiling. "He dumped me." You spoke quietly. Calum stood there shocked, and sat down beside you, asking if you were okay. "I thought I would be okay, but I'm not. Am I not good enough for him? What did I do wrong?" You sat up and looked into Calum's eyes. "Do I need to go to his place and beat the shit out of him? Because I will! You know I will!" He was about to get up from the bed, but you pulled him back down, laughing. "No, no. That's not necessary. I just need you to tell me that I'm beautiful and a wonderful person." You joked as he leaned in for a hug, rubbing your back. "Hey, now I can be the only guy in your life that you really need." He joked. You both laughed and stayed together for the rest of the day watching movies, and that's all you really needed.
  • Luke: You screamed as you continued to throw things at the wall and onto the floor. You were so frustrated with everything that was happening at this moment and wanted to punch a wall, but chose not to. "Hey, (Y/N)?" You heard a soft voice from behind you. You had a picture frame in your hand and threw it onto the ground, letting out another frustrated scream. You felt arms around you and you struggled for a moment, but finally quit and began to sob. You both fell to the ground and you felt them rub your hair. You looked up and saw your best friend, Luke, looking down at you sympathetically. "You were right. He was an ass. He left me for some grade nine he met at a party." You were about to grab another picture of you both to break, but Luke stopped you. "He did what?!" Luke's voice raised slightly and you looked up at him, startled. "I'm gonna fucking kill him." Luke was about to get up and do God knows what to your ex, but you stopped him. "No, don't. There's no use. He's worthless to me." You both sat on the ground for a few minutes, then Luke got up, helping you up, too. "How about we go get some food and then go egg his house, yeah?" Luke suggested and you smiled, following after him. Thank God, for Luke.
Calex

Calli couldn’t stop the blush from being even brighter, her head shaking as she smiled. “I can’t see my own face right now. But I’m sure I just like like a purple haired tomato.” She teased, her head shaking slightly. She nipped at the other girl’s lower lip, gasping softly when Alex lifted her up, it was still shocking to her, as much as she loved it. “God, I love when you do that.” She muttered against her lips, wrapping her legs around her girlfriend, pulling her closer with her legs.