there’s a demon in my belly, at least one. maybe two. a hell couple in my guts whispering secrets up through my throat my throat, my throat, my throat. i know because caroline tells me so and maggie may tells me i must be possessed. well she’s a gen x baby so she must be right, and me, well i’m out cold when it happens, and sometimes i think about the traps i’ll lay out in my bed to catch those secrets the moment they escape my lips.
i talk in my sleep, you see. mumbling, nonsensical, but they’re words. secrets, my secrets. “daddy says it’s demons,” so it must be, because daddy brewed me from a hellish place and rued the day i came out with the wrong parts. daughter or demon? you choose.
i talk in my sleep, they say. you’re supposed to utter the word “rabbit” on the first of the month when you wake, let it be the first word out of your mouth. good fortune, i suppose. but i talk in my sleep, you know. i still utter “rabbit”, but what use is it when it’s not the first? what good is it if my luck has never been in the cards anyway?
the only thing i can tell you is that demons hate rabbits.
coco oil disaster reporting: I'm okay! thank you all for the care! my hair is still kinda funny from all washing but it looks okay now. I'd ask for RFA+3 react @ MC messing up her hair (dyeing/haircut), maybe put this in your queue? thank you loves!
I’m actually really glad to hear that your hair is doing better and tbh I was talking to myself (don’t judge) about my hair and started to wonder about yours the other day (wow that’s probably creepy im sorry) so I’m glad I finally got to your request ^^;; ~Admin 404
-He’s probably the one who helps you mess up your hair?
-MC! He dyes his hair! He can totally help you dye yours!
-HE WAS WRONG. HE WAS SO WRONG.
-THE COLOUR WAS NOTHING LIKE ON THE BOX. NOT AT ALL.
-Cries with you when you see the results
-”I DON’T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG, MC! I’M SO SORRY!”
-He finds a beauty club on campus and joins, hoping it’ll help him figure out how to fix your hair
-You won’t let him near your hair anymore, at all. He has to pat your back when he’s consoling you for weeks afterwards because you’re very serious about not letting him touch
-Begs to go with you to the beauty parlor to watch them fix it though!
-Literally praises your hair 27 times a day once it’s actually the colour you wanted, because you look so good!!! He tries to tell you that you were beautiful before but the glare you give him makes him hold his tongue
-You considered messing with his hair the next time he did it
-But realized that would be tERRIBLE and you weren’t sure you could deal with the poor baby’s crying poor bby ;A;
-You were just… simply getting ready for a night out with your boyfriend
-You couldn’t just go out in some comfortable clothes, nnooo
-You decided you had to dress up- jewelry, makeup, hair, the works
-JUST WANTED TO BE MORE DAZZLING THAN USUAL
-So when you attempted to curl a piece of your hair and attempt to simultaneously talk to Zen, you thought ‘Hey, it’s easy, I can do this’
-You were wrong
-Did you know you could set the curling iron too high? No, of course you didn’t, because you didn’t read the instructions
-’Oh no,’ you thought, ‘I know how to curl my hair. I don’t need this. What’s it gonna say? Step one: curl your fucking hair?’
-YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS
-Because that curl? Completely burnt off
-You now have a missing chunk of hair and the house smells like burning hair and no amount of candles can cover it
-Trust me, Zen tried. After over-reacting and practically dropping to the floor, mourning the lost chunk of hair
-Who’s more upset, you or Zen?
-You’re crying, he’s crying, everyone is crying up in this house
-He tries his best to try and help you hide it
-Luckily for you, it’s in a spot that it can be easily blended in until you decide what to do to fix it
-So he helps to style your hair in a different way until then!
-Always coming home with adorable hair accessories to mix up your hairstyle!
-And when you’re upset, he’s always there for hours at a time telling you how amazing and beautiful he thinks you are, and refuses to stop his speech until he knows you’ve forgotten all about your hair disaster (at least for the moment)
- seriously has to buy like 20 more candles to help the burnt smell in the house
-You just wanted to do a nice, relaxing, hair mask while you took a hot bath
-Did you buy a premade one at the store? No no of course not
-Your Pintrest loving ass had to make a homemade one
-That dESTROYED YOUR HAIR
-YOU COULDN’T RINSE IT OUT??? IT WAS PRACTICALLY LIKE AN OIL SPILL??
-YOU EVEN WRAPPED YOUR HEAD IN PAPER TOWELS AND IT STILL DIDN’T COME OUT OF YOUR HAIR
-Hours upon hours you’ve spent washing your hair and you just. Couldn’t. Get. It. Out.
-So when Jaehee came home and heard the water running she was obviously concerned because??? You texted her like a million hours ago that you were going to take a bath
-Did something happen to you??? Were you hurt??? OR WORSE???
-*Judo kicks down the door*
-Sees you just sitting in the bathtub, running water over your head, quietly sobbing
-*Mother Jaehee instincts kicking in*
-You explain what happened and she just laughs at you??? Like stOP LAUGHING MY HAIR’S A MESS
-She spends the rest of the night helping you strip your hair of the terrible mask you attempted, doesn’t stop until she knows your hair is gonna be okay
- that and she doesnt want that gross oil feeling all up on the pillows mc, keep it away from her at all costs
-”Why in the world did you attempt to cut your bangs yourself?? I have a hairdresser. Why didn’t you just make an appointment”
-You sat in the middle of the bathroom floor in defeat, a large chunk missing from your bangs, where you’ve been sitting for hours, crying on and off
-He stares at your hair for a good while, without saying a word. He’s trying to assess the damage, not judging you, stop crying MC
- mc, he has money, JuJu can fix this for you
-Bang extensions? Bang extensions.
-At least until your actual bangs grow out and you can style them
-He always tells you how beautiful you look, no matter what
-If he could, he’d fix it himself, but he knows that he’d just make it worse so he let the professionals handle it
-But he is a little…mothering? Always hovering and running around both you and the hairdresser
-Loves showering you with compliments no matter what your hair looks like, but he hides all the scissors from you. No joke. You can’t do any crafts without someone having to get you scissors. They check up on you every now and then. juST LET ME CRAFT, JUMIN, PLEASE
-You once threatened to cut Elly’s fur if he didn’t stop hiding the scissors
-But all that did was make sure that you only got safety scissors and a designated scissor handler daMMIT JUMIN
-You wanted to go for just a little trim of your split ends!
-The love of your life just wanted to scare you a little bit without realizing you were a little busy!
-Cue the fact that you now have a chunk of hair missing. What was once flowing, long hair is now as short as Jaehee’s. Only in one spot. Just one.
-HE FELT SO BAD????
-He told you he loved it, you can just be unique with one spot shorter than the rest!
-”It’s a fashion statement, MC! It’s fabulous!”
- im gonna shove this fucking “fabulous” pair of scissors up your aSS SAEYOUNG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
-Runs away from you and your fury, scissors in hand.
-He comes back later, plopping one of his wigs on top of your head, kissing your cheek in apology
-Promises to get you an appointment with one of the best hairdressers! He’s gonna get this fixed!
- news flash, the hairdresser is him in disguise. He actually did a fantastic job at fixing your hair
-He’s so cute though! After he gives you an adorable (and flattering) new hairstyle, he can’t stop taking pictures of you??
-The group chat is spammed with candids of you and everyone else thinks it’s absolutely adorable! They all love your haircut too <3
-Okay but he’s the one who fucked up your hair
-How was he supposed to know just how much coconut oil was supposed to go in your hair? He’s never done it
-’The more oil, the more it’ll smell like coconut, right?’ is what he thought to himself
-Smh this asshole was just thinking of himself- he wanted to spoon you and just lose himself in a sweet coconut scent
-”Here, you said you wanted to try a hair mask thing, right? I researched and found that coconut oil helps… I got you some! Let’s go shower”
-Like hell yeah I’ll go shower with you Jihyun, who would turn that down??
-But now you regret it. You regret it and you wanna pour the rest of the bottle over his head
-Obviously he’s apologizing like crazy
-Sounds like he’s on the verge of tears and you can see the guilt splattered across his face
-YOU CAN’T STAY MAD AT THE POOR GUY. HE JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU
-He’s calling everyone he knows, looking all over the internet, anything he can do to help your hair
-Even calling some famous hairdressers he’s met overseas
-*Lays napkin on your head* “Sit with this on MC, maybe it’ll soak some of it up”
-Like clockwork, he’s changing the napkins on your head
-Well he got what he wanted- your hair smells like coconut. So does your whole bathroom. And house. And everywhere you go. He can pick you out of a crowd by following the coconut smell
-Also does his own hair
-Refused to help you dye your own because??? He’s not taking responsibility if something goes wrong
-He should have knocked on wood because…. You fucked up. Real bad.
-YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD TO GRADUALLY LIGHTEN YOUR HAIR??? YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST BLEACH IT OVER A FEW DAYS AND GET COOL COLOURED HAIR???
-You MCFucked up(™)
-He walked into the room as you stared in disbelief that your hair was dry, coarse, and just all around dead
-What did he do? Stared blankly, finger-gunned, and walked out of the room. whAT THE FUCK SAERAN GET BACK HERE AND CONSOLE ME
-He sat in the bathroom while you dyed it *insert whatever colour you want here* hoping maybe the dye would bring it a little life?
-It Did Not.
-He bought you a few different hair masks and damage repair shampoos hoping it would help, and help stop your crying
-You made him promise to help you with your hair the next time you decide to do it. He agreed because jesus christ MC why would you do this to yourself okay but??? This whole part vof the hc is literally what i did when i first bleached my hair ;A;
-Seriously though, he helped no matter what you wanted to do from then on. You wanted to retouch the colour? He’s helping. You wanna change the colour? Also helping. You want it to go back to a normal colour? HelPING.
-Literally always on the internet looking at different articles on how to help repair hair damage, how to keep it healthy, different products you could use, he is not gonna let you do that again because??? He loves your hair and actually felt terrible when you cried about it
But can we talk about what it meant for Dipper to shave off some of his hair like that?
This is the kid who was teased about his birthmark his entire life and so he started hiding it. Yeah, he wears a hat but his hair is really his first line of defense. I bet he was the kid who cried every time he got a haircut and tried to keep his hair as long as possible so his curls would cover his birthmark.
But then Mabel needed help so he shaved off some of his his hair and risked people seeing his birthmark (IN HIS SCHOOL PHOTO NO LESS) all because he wanted Mabel to be happy. This kid sacrifices everything for her and I love him so much!!
The first person Bettie spoke to upon finding Diamond City wasn’t Piper, but John - that sweet, opportunistic barber whose shop sat right on by the entrance. Opportunistic, maybe, to someone who wasn’t as desperate as she was. But she was that desperate, and when she heard the slick snip of his scissors, she rushed over to him, reaching deep into his ratty letterman’s jacket with both hands, and said:
“I haven’t eaten in two days. My hair’s flat, these glasses aren’t mine, and I’m breaking out everywhere I can break out. Please. Please do something that makes me look a little more human.”
I really love your HP fan art, especially the older looks of all the characters. I'm particularly in love with Ginny and her awesome hair, and I was wondering if you made it up or if there was a reference model you used? I'm due for a haircut and I'd love to have something to show the stylist if you're cool with that.
Lemme tell you about the one episode of Doc McStuffins that made me cry I know it sounds stupid to cry at a show meant for 4 year olds BUT IT WAS SO TOUCHING
Okay so there was a girl who had no hair because she had chemotherapy performed on her, I assume she had some sort of cancer
She ended up acidentally dropping her doll in the trash and the doll got gum in her hair. The girl’s mom had to take the doll away from her because the gum had germs and she didn’t want her daughter to get any sicker
The girl was sad, because she was going to get an examination and needed her doll with her
So then the other toys come in and take the doll to DocMcstuffins and they try all sorts of things, but the gum would not come out
Then they suggest that they cut the gum out, and therefore the doll will have no hair, just like the girl who was sick
At first the doll was scared, but then she remembered the girl who played with her, and decided to be brave for her. The doll loves her owner and would do anything to be with her and to be by her side, comforting her.
After the haircut, the doll returns to the girl, with no hair. The girl loves and accepts the doll even without hair, also now they both have no hair together
I KNOW IT ISNT SAD AT ALL BUT I FUCKIGN LOST IT
LISTEN THIS SHOW IS THE BEST THING EVER I DONT CARE IF IM 19 YEARS OLD ITS GR8
Killian and Emma are so cute in that sneak peek!! They already see themselves on the JR, exchanging their vows... and then Henry bring them back to reallity!! They can't separate from the other. And their face when Snow and David are arguing, so funy!! Today is a very beautifull day for CSers : first Emma's beautifull weddinnd dress and now that sneak peek.. I think I'm dead and in heaven (CS heaven!)
CS Heaven is a lovely place isn’t it?
It has pictures of Emma being walked down the aisle in a gorgeous gown by both her parents …
It has sneak peeks of Emma and Hook being all touchy feely and amused at the way her parents plan their wedding …
and just for fun it also comes with a whole bunch of gorgeous pictures of Jen’s new haircut and her looking stunning while doing press for her new play.
Okay but what if Sally is actually Cordelia Foxx? I mean, I can imagine that after Misty’s death and her realization that living without the love of her life, she felt like letting all go. So she moved from the New Orleans and got a completely new style, haircut and name and she started doing drugs. Now this crack theory would explain that the only reason why Sally didn’t die when Iris pushed her off that window is because she is in fact the fucking supreme.
In the top drawer of Molly’s bureau, amongst her socks and other articles of clothing, there were some things that didn’t belong. A trick wand that turned into a realistic dead bird. A stack of letters from when he wrote every Thursday as a first year and all signed “Love, Fred,” because he wasn’t too old for that yet. Lastly, a glass box of locks of hair from years of haircuts. She’d cried when she realized she couldn’t tell Fred’s locks from George’s, but she supposed they were better off left together anyway.