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July 20th, day 5 nurseydex week prompt: hurt/comfort

[SORRY THIS IS SO LATE GUYS it was a long day]

“I’ll be back later,” Dex tells him, slinging his bag over his shoulder. No practice today, but Dex has an early class. Normally he doesn’t mind morning classes – years of working and living in Maine enforced an early to bed/early to rise mentality so fierce he can’t knock it even on off-season. Not even for Christmas. But he’s making a bit of an exception today and allowing himself to want to stay at the Haus, in bed with his boyfriend. Because it’s Nursey. And for Nursey, he’ll always make an exception.

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Deity witch tip

Deities can communicate with you in all different ways! Sometimes it’s glimpsing an animal associated with them, or a flash of color. Sometimes it’s that gut feeling that feels influenced by something stronger than yourself. Other times… it’s a fortune cookie voice telling you to keep driving cause you’ll find closer parking. I’ll take it.

Spongebob Sentence Meme
  • "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
  • "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • "Horseradish is not an instrument either."
  • "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
  • "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
  • "Not insertive-!"
  • "BeepBeep."
  • "That hat makes you look like a girl."
  • "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • "I wait for you to come back."
  • "I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."
  • "Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
  • "Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
  • "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
  • "Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"
  • "Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."
  • “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
  • "I'm ugly and I'm proud."
  • "It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"
  • "I can't see my forehead."
  • "I'm already hearing voices!"
  • "I... am a man!"
  • "Any particular reason you took your pants off?"
  • "Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."
  • "You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."
  • "I went to college!"
  • "Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."
  • "Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
  • "A five letter word for happiness: money."
  • "How long? How long have I been ugly?"
  • "As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."
  • "If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
  • "Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."
  • "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."
  • "MY LEG!"

joshs-left-earlobe  asked:

My birthday is March 19th and I would love a surprise drabble!!! I love Everlark in a funny situation, miscommunication, or interesting meet-cute. Can be any rating but I'm a sucker for a really steamy first kiss. Thank you! xoxo

Originally posted by gameraboy

Wishing you the happiest of days! To help you celebrate, the lovely @mega-aulover has crafted this darling bit of Everlark just for you!


Rated: G

A/N: (….Happy Birthday, I hope you have a great day. Love Mega-Aulover…special thanks to @booksrockmyface for taking time to beta, thank you!)

The I-CON banner hung brightly over the entrance of the college building.

“Tell me again what you’ve dragged me to?” Katniss looked up at the blue banner with stars and some alien painted on it.

She wondered how Delly talked into going to this thing called I-CON.

Delly giggled, “Oh Katniss, I-CON or rather the Island Convention, is a smaller version of Comic-Con, on Long Island. Though it’s really a gathering of fan girls and boys, who are self-described geeks and nerds, like me.”

Katniss was none of these things but Delly was. Delly with her sweet disposition was heavily into Anime. A number of the authors she obsessed over were going to be present. Katniss didn’t get it. But Delly swooned over something called Tokyo Ghoul. “What’s this book about?”

“Take a look,” Delly handed her the book.

Katniss cracked open the book and flipped through the pages, a semi-scowl on her face. “You mean this is about zombies?”

“YES!” Delly squealed.

“You need to take it down a notch, Dells.” Katniss gave Delly the book back.

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anonymous asked:

I'm a freshman in high school and have a problem with worrying about my life in the future. I'm constantly planning my life in and after college and worry where I'll be. I plan on becoming a music therapist and I just worry about not accomplishing my goals and not living an amazing life. Any tips on how to slow myself down and stop worrying so much?

Let me tell you something, boo…when I was a freshman in HS, I was still convinced that I was going to be an aerospace engineer. You can see just how much I missed that mark, and I’m so glad that I did. It’s true that high school is a time when there’s usually a lot of pressure and expectation placed on you. Most people who do this do so with the best intentions. They want to see you succeed and so they’re obviously going to try to steer you onto the path they think is right as well as push you to challenge yourself as much as possible. No matter where you end up, there’s stuff to be learned from all this: mainly how to develop productive habits, multitask, balance your personal and professional life, navigate beaurocracy, schmooze the people supervising you, and most importantly how to work your ass off. So as chaotic, confusing, and stressful it can be, I encourage you to embrace the process as best you can. Obviously every school and every situation is different, but there’s usually something to be gained from even the most difficult situations.

That being said, at the end of the day, you’re the one who has to actually live with your choices. So while everyone in your life may be pushing you in one or more different directions, the final decision is yours and yours alone. That’s why it’s important to find time periodically where you can just be by yourself and get in touch with the sentient adult blossoming within you. It’s almost impossible to recognize your own voice if you never take time to hear it on its own. Bonus points if that time is spent doing something creative, since I’ve found that that’s one of the most effective ways to get in touch with that voice. Eventually, once you reach a certain point in your life, all the people trying to give you guidance will step back, and you’ll suddenly be left almost entirely to your own devices. For many of us (myself included), this creates instances of fear or even panic, because we’ve spent so much time listening to others that we have no idea how to guide ourselves. Honestly, if I could go back and give myself one piece of advice (aside from “attempting to ignore your same-sex attraction isn’t going to make it go away”) is this: get to know and learn to listen to your own intuition and instinct. This is what’s going to ultimately steer you in the right direction. That is not to say that you won’t make mistakes or go down a path that turns out to be a dead end. But the same gut instinct that put you on that path is going to make sure that you always land on your feet 💖💜💙

ok wtf @ Netflix???? u can’t just leave me like that!! I gotta knew what happens,,, like what’s gonna happen to shao back w fat Annie? and what’s gonna happen to boo boo, can he get the charges dropped now that shao’s back?? will Zeke go to college??? will mylene’s movie be a success or a flop???? and most importantly, DID DIZZEE JUST GET HIT BY A MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN????!!!!!! I NEED ANOTHER SEASON!!

maisiethewriter  asked:

Hey, can you tell me why you love Frankenstein? I'm supposed to be reading it in time to study it come September, and I need some motivation to pick it up because I've been in such a slump recently! Thank you! <3

This makes me really happy. Thank you for sending this!

First of all, my history with Frankenstein has a lot to do with my love for it. I first read it in high school, then once in college, and then again earlier this year. I’ve absolutely loved it every time, but each read has been a little different because of how I’ve evolved as a person and a reader. For instance, I’m much more conflicted about the monster now than when I first read it and my empathy for his plight was all I could focus on.

For me, the best part of Frankenstein is its commentary on what it means to be human. I look for this in a lot of the fiction I read. It’s one of the reasons why I love sci-fi so much (that sort of thing comes up a lot in a genre populated with AIs and aliens). Frankenstein’s monster is just so human, and the fact that he isn’t good or moral helps prove it. Humanity, despite all of our sophisticated societies and cultural regulations, is filled with people who act out (often with violence) when they feel wronged.

Also, after picking up some commentary before my recent reread, I really got to thinking about themes of friendship in the story. Victor Frankenstein rediscovers the importance of his best friend, Clerval, after having shut himself off from his loved ones in pursuit of creating life (and he waxes on about it at length). Then there’s the relationship between Frankenstein and Elizabeth, which is a hundred miles from romantic. Instead, it’s built on their shared childhood and mutual respect. And then the whole thing is framed by the adventurer Walton who is chasing his greatest dream but is desperate for someone to share it with (I personally think that Walton and the monster could have been best friends, but who asked me?). The monster’s desire for companionship fits right into that overarching theme. All he wants is to be accepted—if not by his creator, then someone. This drive for connection, too, is a very human.

I can’t pretend it’s an easy read. The language and plotting are different than what modern readers are used to, but it has an enduring message and has influenced popular culture for nearly two hundred years (there were stage adaptions of the novel as early as 1823), so I think it’s well worth the effort. But absolutely skim parts of the last third if you need to.

anonymous asked:

HOLY SHIT, ASK BAX IS OPEN!? Ok first off I hope your day has been great and nothing's ruined it at all. Second off, I could use some advice. I have an English language exam coming up and I'm not sure exactly how I can revise for it. I need a good grade on this particular subject to be able to get into college but I haven't any material to revise and it's starting to stress me out. All the best from the Wales, thanks Mama. ^^

And once again mama’s advice is way to late :))) I hope you managed the test well and the college application went all well! 

Anyway, here’s a nice test that tells you what kind of learning tactic works best for you and what you can do to maximize learning effects [x]

College-Edition {Sentence Starters}
  • "I still have to start my dissertation."
  • "I have to cram for this test! Wanna be my study-buddy?"
  • "The paper's HOW MANY PAGES?!"
  • "Why did I choose the class at 6 am?"
  • "This lab's pretty hand's on. You think you can do it?"
  • "Graduation's coming up. We're almost done!"
  • "Stupid final assignment. Why can't the semester be over?"
  • "Looks like we've got the same class!"
  • "What do you mean we don't have to raise our hand to go to the bathroom?!"
  • "Spring break party tonight!"
  • "Did you get the assignment?"
  • "Don't you think our professor's kinda- weird?"
  • "Screw it. I'm going to class in my pajamas."
  • "Yeah I decided to blow off class today. What's the matter?"
  • "Another night of ramen. Yay for the life of a college student."
  • "Is the professor always this late?"
  • "Welcome to college- where the tests are all made up and your studying doesn't matter!"
  • "Yes, you can eat in class. You didn't know that?"
  • "Can you tell me where this room is?"
  • "Hey, there's gonna be a party tonight! You coming?"
  • "Did I seriously get lost on this campus?!"

beruska208  asked:

Hi, I'm looking for a Sterek fic. Can you find it for me, please? So it's college fic, I think Derek is a werewolf, he's still learning and never going to party. His sisters or friends will one day talk to him to go with them at the party. I think somebody will give him something to get rid of. The party is out and they're sitting around the fire, I think.

Derek wakes up inthe morning and does not remember anything. I do not know if I’m wrong, but Stiles is asleep beside him. Someone or Stiles is going to tell Derek what happened in the evening. Derek found Stiles because he smelled good and did not want to move from him all night. Maybe, they are soulmates. That’s all I remember. Have a nice day

We think you’re looking for to bring good fortune by billtheradish!

Nearly six full years of higher education without ever partying to the point of blackout, apparently destroyed by fucking tea.


In which Derek doesn’t remember getting into bed with this guy, and that’s only the beginning of the surprises in store for him.

kompulsywny-klamca  asked:

hi! i'm curious if you know something about ted kaczynski's gender dysphoria? i heard somewhere that he was thinking about changing sex from male to female in his college-age. maybe you can tell me something more? thank you

While in graduate school, he contemplated a sex change operation. He’d been having fantasies about becoming a woman and decided to schedule an appointment at the university of Michigan’s health center to speak with a psychiatrist about it because that is part of the requirement in order to have a sex change. Once there and speaking with the psychiatrist, he lost his nerve and lied to her about why exactly he had chosen to see her. He stated that he felt completely empty after that and had the urge to kill the psychiatrist afterword.

anonymous asked:

Seafam I'm having some issues because I'm 18 without a job after 2 months of being 18 and I'm scared I won't make it in college and I want to leave the country because I don't feel safe here but everyone keeps telling me here is the safest place and I'm scared one co fused and hormonal and I don't want to end up the family failure and I don't wanna hurt myself again but everything hurts and everything scares me right now how can I just... how can I just live my life without this anxiety

If you’re in the United States I strongly agree with you.

It’ll be okay. You’ll move forward. Life will move you. First take a deep breath.

You’ll be fine in college. And college is an excellent opportunity for you to look into foreign exchange programs. That will be your first step out of the country and you’ll be able to look for places you would like to settle down. If you don’t have a place in mind let them put you wherever there’s a spot. Maybe you’ll love the country. Maybe you won’t. It’ll help though.

You will not be the family failure. You’re young. You have time. But it’s okay to feel caught up and scared. It’s okay. You’re okay. Find something that calms you down. Like, slime rancher. Or, rain sounds. Or a puzzle game. When I get real bad I like to play Papa’s Freezeria. The sprinkles are nice.

Job hunts take a long time. Concentrate on school and apply when you have the time. It’ll be okay.

-Lou the Lobster

anonymous asked:

Hey everyone...I need some comfort. I just graduated from college with my Bachelor Degree and I'm 22. I'm going for my Master's and I know I'll finish but what worries me is. What happens after? I feel like the moment I get out in the real world I'll end up being crushed and lost. I'm worried I might not get the big house I want or raise the family I want in that house or be good at my career because of my anxiety. I hate this stress I feel and sometimes I wish I wasn't alive. I'm sorry :'(

Fuyumi: Oh, I can tell you all about grad school and life afterwards!  

Host Club:  Wait, what?!  When did you get here?  WHY ARE YOU HERE???

Originally posted by animes-all-the-time

Kyoya:  *sigh*  My big sister is in town and wanted to see how I spent my day.  She could not be persuaded to stay at home while I went to school and attended my Host Club duties.  

Originally posted by taking-over-the-sky

Fuyumi: Awww, isn’t Kyo-chan the cutest!!!  Anyway, grad school wasn’t nearly as scary as I thought it might be.  The classes weren’t outrageously difficult and all my classmates were really fun!  It was wonderful to finally be among peers who were passionate about the subject.  So don’t worry, you’ll be fine!

Kyoya: That’s wonderful, Fuyumi.  Now please go back to the estate and meet your husband.  I’d rather you annoy him than me.  

Admin:  Honestly, grad school is just an endurance test.  You’re learning more specific information for your field in preparation for life outside.  Now yes, depending on your degree, it may be tough to get a job.  (Says the mod with a Master’s in Music.)  But don’t let that discourage you.  You will get a job.  It may no be your dream job to start off, but it’ll be enough to get you on your feet.

Don’t stress yourself out saying you need a house and a career and a family by age 30 or you’re a failure or anything like that.  Life does not conform to rules.  Life isn’t always fair.  The kid from high school who went to Tech may be married and have a house paid off and expecting a child, but that doesn’t make them any more successful than you, nor does it mean that you’ll never have these things.  Success is what you make it.  If you are still continuing on to your goal and are happy, then you are successful.  

Don’t forget your keys

Pairing: you x Yoongi 

Genre: college!AU, cRACK, fluff

Words: 1.8k

Description: Is it really college life if you don’t lock yourself out of residence at least once? But don’t ever forget your keys.

Warnings: Some swearing

A/N: Written for @ohhotjongdayuuum back in February L O L. Gurl you must be psychic because how did you just HAPPEN to request EXACTLY WHAT I ALREADY WROTE???? I’m still shocked at that. Anyway, have this since you’re craving some Yoongi and college AU~ 

It’s cold outside.

The chilly autumn breeze easily penetrates through your thin cardigan, feeling like a slap in the face with each step you take, mocking you for not bringing a jacket or thicker sweater with you in this October weather. Teeth chattering lightly, you try desperately to wrap the cardigan tighter around you. After camping out at the library all day, you hadn’t realized it’d gotten dark and cold so quickly.

And it’s just your luck that you don’t have your keys with you.

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Originally posted by redcapsindecember

aside from having a studyblr tumblr blog, i’d say my planning obsession is the most nerdy thing about me. but friends, i’ve come to realize an important life truth (and this will blow your mind); stickers are the key to organization, less stress, and cuteness.

my essential sticker collection (because i’m 5 years old and would love to share this hobby with you) is featured in the pictures above. (read the picture captions for more details about each one.)

- customized sticker labels from Erin Condren

- pre-cut washi tape from prep2plan on Etsy

- college stickers from LillyTop on Etsy

- do-it-all dots from Erin Condren

- checklist stickers from Planner Gems on Etsy

- mini arrow stickers from prep2plan on Etsy

- classic sticker book from Erin Condren

hope these inspire you! if you try any of them out, you’ll have to be sure to let me know what you think. study on ~ sarah

anonymous asked:

I need your help Dee... so tomorrow I'm going to break up with my boyfriend. He's cheated on my three times (granted the last time was last summer) and I'm about to start college. He's manipulative and this will be the second time I try dumping him this week. Last time it didn't work because of guilting and him telling me he doesn't want his hard work of proving he can be better for me to go to waste. Will you maybe give me some encouragement? I really admire and respect you and I'm scared...

Please, dump him. The only “hard work” he should have put in is respect, and since he’s cheated numerous times, he doesn’t have any. When I was a bit younger than you, I was in the same situation as you, and I’m sorry I gave him so many chances. If you’re not happy, you’re just not, and his “hard work of proving he can be better” for you can’t change that. If you know he’s manipulative and he’s guilting you into staying with him, I don’t see why you should stay in that relationship. Do something good for yourself and stop thinking about how he’ll feel. Sometimes you have to put yourself first, especially when it comes to something as important as this. Good luck! :*

Realistic High School Starters
  • "They treat us like kids, but expect us to act like adults."
  • "I swear, everyone here is a slut."
  • "Really? Prom is just an excuse for kids to grind on each other in front of their friends."
  • "I never leave the [fine arts building, gym, ceramics room, bathroom, cafeteria, etc.]"
  • "Do you have any tampons?"
  • "Are you staying after school?"
  • "Can we not go to the pep rally?"
  • "I left my flashdrive at home!"
  • "May I be excused?"
  • "Do you think if I passed out I could go home?"
  • "How do you make yourself pass out?"
  • "They're so weird..."
  • "I have to wonder—have I ever done my homework at home?"
  • "Jesus Christ, what do you have to teach still in the minute left of class?!"
  • "Shit, it got super quiet..."
  • "How do I tell me parents?"
  • "You're so screwed."
  • "Let's start a fight!"
  • "If people could just stop having sex in the hallways...I swear, if you can cum, get to your locker, and then get to class in six minutes, you're not having good sex."
  • "I'm actually gonna have a meltdown."
  • "College isn't the only option, you know!"
  • "[insert name here] is the only teacher who knows what he/she/they are doing."
  • "What idiot have them a teaching certificate?"
  • "When will I ever use this?"
  • "Fuck me. I mean yes, do fuck me, but also just fuck me."
  • "Ugh, do I have to?"
  • "Yeah I'll help you out, but it'll cost you."
  • "Do you understand this?"
  • "Are you high?"
  • "If I'm not at school, I'm at home. I'm sandwiched between stress hell and annoying hell."
  • "This is my presentation. It is titled 'Drinking Bleach'."
  • "Don't listen to them."
  • "Isn't 'that's so gay' a little outdated?"
  • "You aren't really going to join that club, are you?"
  • "It's social suicide!"
  • "Fire drills are the best."
  • "I used to like lockdowns, and then kids actually started dying during them."
  • "I bet she/he's gonna shoot up the school."
  • "Aren't you a little old for nap time?"
  • "Can we have nap time?"
  • "Give me some goddamn fruit snacks."
  • "Pop quiz!"
  • "Can I use your microwave?"
  • "What the fuck are you eating?"
  • "I'm not voting for you."
  • "Fuck you and fuck Christmas."
  • "Can your mom pick us up?"
  • "What did I tell you? No one's supposed to know we're related, asswipe."
  • "I did absolutely nothing last period. It was glorious."
  • "600 points? Isn't that a little excessive?"