i'm iffy about it right now

Shit I've Heard In Class (Part Three):
  • "No one's hunting you."
  • "She's really smart, she just does it out of hate."
  • "All I'm thinking about is broccoli, cauliflower, and sex."
  • "Please try to like not do that."
  • "I'd like to retire and start doing walking pub tours instead."
  • "If that's your best parenting then put your kids up for adoption."
  • "I didn't lie, I told the truth as I knew it, but now I know the truth differently."
  • "What were you thinking promising to return my book to me tomorrow?"
  • "I'm gonna put this ladder on the trampoline."
  • "That's hurtful to my feelings and therefore I judge it as immoral."
  • "Are you saying I'm not a hipster?"
  • "Can I have a sign that that was a sign?"
  • "I hope I never have to live without you."
  • "Uh-oh, I think I might be killing someone today."
  • "Is bug spray okay?"
  • "Put that in your sovereignty and smoke it."
  • "You can just say 'yeah thanks—no'."
  • "Can you predict my behavior?"
  • "I'll deal with this person later, I know where she lives."
  • "IF the dead have feelings."
  • "You're still lazy and you're still stupid—no offense."
  • "We're all immoral when we tell our children Santa is real."
  • "It's almost not tomorrow anymore."
  • "Dogs don't lie to you, they have an innocence about them."
  • "Today may be your last day to have sex, eat a doughnut, drive fast..."
  • "The love and cherish things are a little iffy."
  • "Don't need condom."
  • "You will not leave."
  • "Jackasses are still people?"
  • "I swear to you I'm awake today."
  • "Can you promise to love someone?"
  • "You know what smarter creatures are doing right now? Stealing my car."
  • "Maybe we messed up our feelings."
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Not feeling so good right now but here’s a redesign of the first fan Digimon I eber made, used to be called Cuteymon but I’m renaming it Foamon, as in Foal, it’s a lil donkey. Two colour schemes cuz idk which I like best.

Reblogs are appreciated! Please don’t copy, trace, repost, etc. Thank you!

Guys....I'm scared

It’s pitch black outside and I’m hearing cackling coming from the forest I live by,mind you it’s a BIG ASS FOREST. The most logical explaination is there’s probably a druggie running about in the woods…

I mean..I believe in ghosts…iffy about mythical creatures but I guess it says something if I’m acting like such a pansy ass.

I’m not sleeping tonight…I’m too creeped out now.

I’m totally not shitting my pants right now…