i'm having feels but i must go now

  • Alec, drunk: Are you a cactus?
  • Magnus: What?
  • Alec: because I want to pat you
  • Magnus: ...how often do you have urges to pat cacti?
  • Alec: It's just that I feel like no one touches them because they're put off by the spikes and that must be a sad life. They're just an outer wall of defence and inside the cactus is just like us, I'm willing to push past that defence to get to them, y'know? Anything to make them feel better
  • Magnus, blinking slowly: ...definitely, darling. I think it's time we go home now
  • Castiel: I must go now. My people need me
  • Dean: People? What people? You don't have people
  • Castiel: Yes I do
  • Dean: Name one
  • Castiel: ....Umm....Dave...
  • Dean: Dave? Dave who?
  • Castiel: Dave...Realperson...O'Connor
  • Dean: Yeah right!
  • *Cas leaves*
  • Dean: Who the fuck is this Dave and WHY is Cas running off to be with HIM?!
  • Sam: I'm pretty sure he just wanted to leave and then you made him feel bad. So he made up a person...really badly. To make it seem like he has people
  • Dean: But WHO IS THIS DAVE REALPERSON O'CONNOR?!
  • Sam: He doesn't exi-....actually nevermind. I'm sure he's great...and taller than you
  • Namjoon, drunk: Are you a cactus?
  • Seokjin: What?
  • Namjoon: because I want to pat you
  • Seokjin: ...how often do you have urges to pat cacti?
  • Namjoon: It's just that I feel like no one touches them because they're put off by the spikes and that must be a sad life. They're just an outer wall of defence and inside the cactus is just like us, I'm willing to push past that defence to get to them, y'know? Anything to make them feel better
  • Seokjin, blinking slowly: ...definitely, darling. I think it's time we go home now
In Love And Death
  • "Who am I?"
  • "Where did I come from?"
  • "Why am I here?"
  • "Where am I going?"
  • "Get down"
  • "I'm lying to myself"
  • "Take my hand"
  • "Take my life"
  • "Take it away"
  • "I must have caught something"
  • "I can't stop itching"
  • "I'm not in love"
  • "You know it's not love"
  • "I'm right here with you"
  • "Just stay with me now"
  • "Let it bleed"
  • "Did you think that I was sober?"
  • "The most that I can do for you is keep on lying"
  • "I'm far from lonely"
  • "I remember every glance you shot me"
  • "I lost my head"
  • "Just say what you wanna say"
  • "I'm feeling so lonely"
  • "I'll let you know when I go"
  • "Get down and stay awake"
  • "It's hard to say that I was wrong"
  • "It's hard to say I miss you"
  • "Since you've been gone, it's not the same"
  • "Wake up"
  • "Do you wanna take me on?"
  • "I think I might just trust you, maybe"
  • "I am not afraid to die"
  • "Just look at me, look at me now"

anonymous asked:

I'm reading 'The Robot Who Could Feel Pain' because you rec'ed and boooooi, I love it so much, so I'm wondering if you cold rec something else you're reading now? (or something you have read?) Thanks <3

uhmmmmm I have 8 pages of subscriptions on Ao3, and more than half are still active. And I got seven alerts this morning, which was just, you know, the best

So. That is Not a Cow is going to be the death of me and I will love every second of it. But you Must read the first part first or you’ll be so confused. 

Reverting to Type is stuckony and kidnapping and has several of my very favorite tropes in it. 

Possessed by Light is Tony went missing after Avengers 1 and involves the mind stone and a lot of pain. 

And if it’s up your alley, Broken by @not-close-to-straight is even better than ncts’s already excellent writing standards have me accustomed to. 

Handle With Care is almost done and is also a delight. 

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"
She will

Simon Minter x reader imagine

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Requested: hey can you write me an imagine where y/n has a miscarriage and how Simon deals with it

Warnings: Involves mentions of miscarriage and alcohol consumption.

Hope you enjoy, lovely anon! Feel free to send more requests! 

See u! xx


“What the hell are you doing, Simon?”

He hadn’t even seen Josh coming. He wasn’t expecting him either, he’s on the most unappealing pub he could find.

“What am I doing of what?”

“You know”

“No, I don’t”

“For fucks sake!”

Josh ends up sitting beside him, but he doesn’t even look at him. He just takes another sip of the glass of whisky he’s holding. Forth, maybe fifth one of the night. He looks pale, paler than usual, and the bags under his eyes are the clear sign that something is not going great. He looks tired as fuck and he literally feels as he hasn’t slept in ages.

“So this is all you gonna do? Get drunk on a crappy pub?”

“Shut the fuck up, Josh”

“Why should I? You’re acting as a piece of shit”

“Fuck off”

Josh laughs ironically.

“What is it, uh? You don’t like to hear the truth?”

“Shut up, Josh”

“No, Simon, I’m not going to shut up. You’re acting as a selfish, coward child. I can’t believe you’re blaming her for this!”

“I’m not blaming her for anything!”

“Oh, really? The why did you screamed at her and then left her alone? Such a good move on your side!”

“I don’t know, okay?!” At this point Simon is screaming, and they are raising the attention of everybody around “I was scared and fuck, it’s not easy! You don’t know how it feels!”

“You were scared? You? Have you even stopped to think about how she must be feeling for a second? Have you ever looked more than an inch around you, Simon? This is not about you at all. I get you’re upset, and you have the right to be, but think about Y/N. Just think how she’s feeling right now. I bet she was already blaming herself before she told you, and then you run away of her. I’d never seen her like this before, not even near. She’s broken, Simon. She’s broken and you know it. I though you cared about her much more than this”

Simon falls silent suddenly. The realization of the truth in Josh’s words hits him hard. He cares about Y/N, he really does, but hearing she has lost their unborn child… It hurt.

They never planned it, having that baby, it was more of a mistake than anything else, but they went along with it because why not? They were young and happy, and they were in love. What else could they ask for?

They were happy days, sharing the news with their families and friends, thinking about names in case it was a boy and reluctantly doing the same in case it was a girl. He daydreamed so much about him teaching his child how to play football, being one of those vlogger families, happy and in love with his girlfriend and their child.

But then… as soon as it came it faded away.

It is not her fault, he knows it isn’t, but the moment she told him about it, he just couldn’t deal with it. But Josh is right and he has failed Y/N. She must be feeling awful right now, and he’s not even there to make it lighter. A new pain in his heart comes with that thought, leaving their home for two whole days may have been too much.

“What can I do now?”

He’s not screaming anymore, in fact, he’s whispering.

“Go home. Apologize. You’re lucky that girl loves you”

“What if she doesn’t forgive me?”

“Trust me, she will”

anonymous asked:

Have you ever considered it possible, that Derek being all zen after 3A, might actually be detachment? If you just look at how he pretty much avoids anyone, really, who'd resemble any kind of emotional connection for him other than hurt (Peter, Chris even bc he's an Argent, in S4 Braeden bc let's be real that relationship is fucked up as well). After all he's been through I'm just having a hard time believing that a few weeks with Cora'd fix it. I think he'd rather go to great lenghts to (1/2)

avoid her catching on, that he’s till far from being okay. I imagine he’d want her to feel like it’s okay, that she doesn’t come back to Beacon Hills with him. And seriously, after Kate kidnapping Derek in S4, there should’ve been some kind of fall out. That shit must be traumatic, no matter if you thought you’d processed it by now. (2/2)

This is a really interesting thought. Suddenly zen!Derek is never something that made sense to me, especially after everything that happened in 3A. Losing two of his betas –– and then a third to Scott, albeit by his own choice, to protect him. Losing his Alpha status. Being magically spelled, abused, and betrayed by another woman. And then, yes, finding out one of his family members was alive… but having to leave her in another country only weeks after reconnecting with her.

And we all have to remember that 3B started about a month after 3A ended. Derek wasn’t traveling around for a year working through his issues, moving past his losses, and learning self-empowerment. It’s… a few weeks. Some of which he spent being abducted and tortured (again).

So the idea of Derek slipping into some form of emotional detachment actually makes a lot of sense. And the idea that he does it at least somewhat consciously, that he makes the choice to flip that switch and stop feeling (…ok that sounds way too Vampire Diaries, sorry) makes sense too, because we know Derek has practice at hiding his emotions. That he’s incredibly skilled at putting on bright smiles and false friendliness and just seeming totally together when he has a mind to. And that’s not the same thing, but I do think it’s related, and I do think that too much of one could segue into the other. We also know he hid his guilt, at least on some level, from Laura for years. Pushing down his pain for his other sister’s sake could even happen out of habit, and then once he’s in that headspace again –– he’d lost it after Laura, there’d been no one to act happy for after Laura and he’d deserved to be in pain anyway –– it’s probably easier to just keep on slipping back into it.

So we have someone who’s purposely pushing down his emotions, pushing away his pain, and burying his traumas under false brightness instead of dealing with it because it’s easier that way. Derek’s also separated from Stiles throughout 3B –– the one person Derek actually trusts, the one person he might be tempted to let his guard down with.

Derek can’t open up to Scott because, despite being allies now, despite being friendly, how many clumsy attempts to reach out did Scott smack down over the past year? Derek’s attempts to be “brothers,” his angrily offered advice… and let’s not mention the one time Derek really opened himself up, brought Scott to his vulnerable uncle’s hospital room and told him how their family died… and Scott said it was probably their own fault somehow. *calming breath* So yeah, even though their relationship’s changed, I can’t see Derek making himself emotionally vulnerable to Scott. And he can’t talk to Isaac, maybe the most obvious choice, after having thrown him out. Can’t talk to Peter for obvious reasons. So the pain stays bottled up even more, all leading up to the clearest snap of emotional detachment that we see in the season:

Emotional detachment often arises from psychological trauma and is a component in many anxiety and stress disorders. The person, while physically present, moves elsewhere in the mind, and in a sense is “not entirely present” [X]

And seriously, what moment does that make us all think of?

At the end of 3B, we see Derek completely dissociating from reality to deal with the reappearance of Kate. And this is an important point: the sight of Kate again is enough to make Derek retreat into his own mind (to his safe space, to Stiles) be able to cope.

But later on, after Derek’s been captured by Kate, had his body and mind altered and abused again by Kate, when his very wolf seems to have been tampered with by Kate…

He’s totally fine.

This does not add up. Yes, the 3B dissociative episode was caused by shock as much as anything, but are we seriously to believe that Derek would come out of that kind of experience with no emotional fallout? To come out oddly… happier, more friendly and personable, more trusting and willing to be vulnerable than he’s ever been on the show before? Or is it more likely that Derek’s slipping back into that unhealthy behavior, burying his pain, distancing himself –– consciously or not –– from his feelings, falling into bed with Braeden as part of an old self-destructive spiral (see link above for thoughts on Derek sleeping around in New York) and then pushing himself into a relationship with her because “that’s what healthy people do, isn’t it?”

Derek’s personality and behavior in s4 only make sense if he’s covering something up, if the trauma’s pushed down somewhere deep under the surface, and I don’t know what’s going to happen to our poor boy when it slams its way out.

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While I wait to be able to add my fic to AO3, enjoy this flawless Garashir commission I ordered from @sciderman, and their adorable warm-up doodle of the boys in their tuxedos. If you aren’t familiar with their ask blog (@ask-spiderpool), you really must go and have your feels stomped on by it. Definitely one of my favourite creators on the interwebs!

I actually requested this commission over a year ago, but now that I’m actually on tumblr, I feel like it’s my duty to share Sci’s magnificent creations (they aren’t even a DS9 person – just incredibly talented) with all you other Garak/Bashir shippers. 

You know what’s kind of sad about Balthazar Bratt?

It looks like he literally only has one friend, and that’s Clive. I mean, he’s basically a crazy cat guy, except with a robot.

And if you think about it, Clive must have been with him for most of his life. It seems like Clive was created for Evil Bratt, and we all know Bratt hoarded everything from that show, so Clive must have been with Bratt for decades. I mean he’s Bratt’s childhood pet in a way. 

Sure, Bratt is crazy, but it’s kind of depressing that he had only one person who cared about him, and now that Clive is in Did That Character Survive Or Not Limbo, Bratt now has exactly zero friends. :(

anonymous asked:

I feel like the only one finding this clip funny af like Alec pls learn this tone you should know it well by now your ass is about to step in it 😂😂😂 I mean listen I know it's a serious thing and it'll be a serious argument but like fuck their relationship is REAL and I'm just like yes get into these fights, learn from them, move on. It's literally what they've been doing since go. Having real and meaningful disagreements and talking it through like adults why must people panic?

no i agree, when you could see the kill bill sirens go off lmaoo. listen alec might make a mess sometimes but he’s the only Shadowhunter who consistently puts an effort into cleaning up his messes. my son is tragic but he tries!!! 

but on a serious note, i think having alec own up to his mistakes and learn from them has been a great way of showcasing both his character and his leadership, like this is something that extends past his relationship with magnus. there is a sincerity to alec, i think, that makes it easy to see why people choose to trust him despite their initial reservations. i do think due to his total transparency idea, this transgression may be his biggest one yet, especially because alec has never lied before to magnus. he’s followed orders to a fault, but this is the first time he’s made a decision as the head of the institute to omit the truth on such a critical matter.

also like, magnus and luke both vouched for him and if the queen finds out you bet your ass he’s going to make them look really bad – so i’m really curious to see how this might be handled. something tells me this may be their first argument that isn’t going to be resolved entirely by the end of the episode. it may carry over in 2x18, especially if word gets out and magnus and luke need to do some damage control.

anonymous asked:

Am I dreaming? Are we FINALLY getting an interview with Katie again, and she will FINALLY talk about getting this role? I'm so happy I'm about to cry. It must be a great interview, the guy who interview her basically felt in love with her, no surprise there. And how can someone go from showing a person pictures of a puppy they just met to being saucy? That's Katie right there! And now I'm also intrigued about how she found out about supercorp, I can't believe we have to wait at least a month :(

I mean I’ve been pinching myself all morning!

Originally posted by itmattersmorethanicansay

I have a feeling it is going to be a written article/interview since that is what most of Matt’s work appears to be. However I cannot wait! Katie has a very interesting sense of humor so considering she finds the story funny, it has to be good! I’m marking my calendar! I have less than a month to live. Make the arrangements. Put ‘SuperCorp is Endgame’ on my tombstone. Remember me fondly!

Thank you, @nyublackneko, for allowing me to use your magnificent artwork as a tattoo! I literally got this yesterday, which is why it’s still a little red.
Sorry it took so long to actually happen. I had to book an appointment a month in advance from when I talked to you about it.
I hope you have a nice day and I can’t wait to read what you’re going to post next!


I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN I SAW THIS I MEAN WOW!!!! I DREW THAT WITH MY OWN HAND AND NOW IT’S ON SOMEONE’S SKIN?!?!?

I must say, the tattooist has done a MARVELOUS job! It looks like they printed the drawing straight onto you! Amazing!!! I hope you are happy with the result! (Because it looks GREAT to me!!!)

I feel immensely honored that you wished to put my work on you. Thank you, my truly awesome friend. ; – ;

  • Ross: You have got horrendous taste in music! I mean, seriously, did you rob that off your nan?
  • Aaron: (to Robert) Don't.
  • Ross: I don't know about you tow, but I am loving this.
  • Robert: Where is it?
  • Ross: Where's what? Bertie? Where's Wally? I guess that makes it one-all, yeah?
  • Aaron: Not from where I'm standing.
  • Ross: Yeah, suppose you could say I got a better end of the deal? Seriously nice motor, that, mate. Dead clean, as well. Well, it was.
  • Robert: We both know this isn't over.
  • Ross: I know. Exciting, in't it? Makes you feel alive.
  • Robert: For now.
  • Ross: All this must be a nice distraction... for the things you've actually got going on. (rubs his belly)
  • Robert: Don't go there.
  • Ross: Ah! All I want is the money for the taxi that you crushed. Oh, and enough money to pay for a new one. Then... then you'll get your precious little car back. Okay? (leaves)
  • Adam: (arrives) You boys have been so played! You can't crush a man's motor and expect not get a reaction, boys.
  • Robert: I'm glad you're so amused, Adam.
  • Adam: Your move.
  • Aaron: Yeah, or... Or, and I know you don't want to hear this, but we could call it quits if he gives you the car back.
  • Adam: No, you can't press pause now. This is just starting to get funny!
  • Robert: Well, I'm open to suggestions.
  • Adam: You might find something in here. Look what numb nuts left in the back seatt. (has Ross' phone) Now, imagine if this got into the wrong hands, eh? (gives it to Robert)

anonymous asked:

Hey dad. I renamed myself over five years ago, made it legal and everything, but then I got into a really bad accident summer before last, and it messed my memory up so badly that I don't identify with my name anymore, because I don't remember picking it out or anything that went along with changing it. At the same time, I'm still super uncomfortable with the name my parents gave me, so I can't go back to that. I just don't feel like a real person because I don't know who I am.

Hey kiddo.
I am so, so sorry that you got into an accident. I can only imagine how hard it must be for you to reinvent yourself now. 

You always have the option of changing your name to something else, if you’d like. It could help you down the path of rediscovering yourself and reinventing yourself.

I wish I could offer more solid advice. I’ll be thinking of you, kiddo!

Love,

Dad

anonymous asked:

(1)You know what? I fucking hate what tumblr (and to an extent, liberal media and the absolute idiocy of young Americans) has done to me. A few years ago, had someone told me "that person is racist" I would have gone "oh that's awful, I'll stay away from them, they must be horrible." Now I'm much more likely to go "Are they though? Are they really?" And hold more disdain for the person throwing the accusations than the accused. I've seen the stupid shit people get called racist over nowadays.

(2/3)When someone brings up racism I automatically feel my hackles raising and I start getting annoyed about people victimising themselves and pretending to be oppressed before even considering whether their points are valid or they’re talking about actual racism or not. It’s ironic, that in these people’s quest to demonise racists and eradicate racism, they seem to be making people worse. Although, I’m fairly convinced at this point they don’t even want that.

(3/3) They just want a ‘cause’ so they can cosplay as activists. I never used to be this cynical. Fuck you tumblr.

It’s the old “Boy Who Cried Wolf” scenario. I’m the same. I used to absolutely believe anyone that accused someone else of something, because I used to think, “Why would someone lie about something so awful and serious?” but then it turned out that, yes, people do lie about it. I’ve been personally accused of some horrendous things for no other reason but not following the narrative and being fair.

I mean, today you can be accused of genuinely hating all black people for saying nothing more than racism can be against any race or ethnicity. That’s how messed up the accusations are.

It’s safer – and better – to listen to accusations, to wait for proof and then make a personal judgement after having all the evidence in front of you. That’s all you can do. 

But really, you’re right. The last thing that they want is for people to be less racist. They want to pretend that the majority are racist. Because as soon as they accept that the situation is better than it has been before, that it’s slowly improving (which is what every decent person wants), then they lose their power and they have less to complain about.

Why do you think that there’s so much focus on “micro-aggressions”? Because if they can convince everyone that even the most well-meaning or accidental-then-apologetic “slights” (if they even are slights in the first place), then they automatically get to claim that the majority are vile, evil, violent racists that support racism. Which gives them more power and an excuse to pretend to be an oppressed victim when they, as individuals, are objectively not.

It’s ridiculous. And as you said, it means that less people are taking not only them seriously, but actual cases of racism seriously. And that’s not what we want at all.

Lemon's Mag Interview: GOT7 (Fiction) Part 1
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Genre:</b> </b> Risqué Fluff?<p/><b>Members:</b> All<p/><b>Warning:</b> Brace Yourself<p/><b></b> Lemon's is a magazine geared toward risk-taking, ready to wear fashion. Today we've given GOT7 street gear that only real fashionistas would wear. Let's see if they're brave enough to answer questions as bold as the look in the photoshoot.<p/><b>Lemon's Mag:</b> I want to tell you guys up front this won't be a typical interview. There will be no safe answers here. Are you game?<p/><b>BB:</b> Yeah man! Let's do it!<p/><b>J:</b> I always tell my birds the truth...<p/><b>JB:</b> What kind of questions are you asking? They didn't tell us.<p/><b>LM:</b> You'll have to wait and see. Are you ready?<p/><b>YG:</b> Go bro!<p/><b>LM:</b> Okay guys. You know that Lemon's audience is about the same demographic as your fan club Ahgase, right?<p/><b>YJ:</b> Yeessss...<p/><b>BB:</b> Right.<p/><b>LM:</b> However, we have some fans older than our demographic much like you guys. How does it feel to have older women be attracted to you?<p/><b>JY:</b> Attracted? Why don't you answer this Yugyeom.<p/><b>J:</b> Tell the truth Yugyeom.<p/><b>LM:</b> Yeah. Don't be shy. No safe answers here, remember?<p/><b>YG:</b> I like all women. I don't care about age. I don't care about anything.<p/><b>JY:</b> Aren't you just trying to promote your song by saying you don't care? (laughs)<p/><b>YG:</b> No, no, no...<p/><b>YJ: </b>YUGYEOMIEEEE!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/><b>BB:</b> (sings Don't Care)<p/><b>LM:</b> Well, how about you Jinyoung? Do you like the attention of noonas?<p/><b>YG:</b> Yeah!<p/><b>JY:</b> Honestly?<p/><b>J:</b> Ya! Park Jin Young! Don't try to escape! Tell our birds, our noonas...<p/><b>JY:</b> Well honestly, wouldn't noonas be more mature about what they like? If a noona sees me as a man, that must mean my charms go beyond my looks, right?<p/><b>BB:</b> Eww!<p/><b>LM:</b> Now BamBam, as a noona myself, I think he has a point. How about you Mark? We haven't heard from you yet.<p/><b>M:</b> I don't have an ideal type.<p/><b>YJ:</b> Mark hyung, we're talking about age.<p/><b>M:</b> I know.<p/><b>LM:</b> I get it. You're saying age is not a factor when it comes to attraction.<p/><b>M:</b> Right.<p/><b><p/><b>BB:</b> I think it feels good to have noona fans. They can teach me stuff. You know what I'm saying?<p/><b>JB:</b> No one was curious about you.<p/><b>LM:</b> </b> Good to know. Now for the next question. When was your first kiss? All members must answer.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Madara: Now, after a hundred years of waiting, I'm going to defeat you, and then I'll destroy the world!
  • Hashirama: Why would you want to do that?
  • Madara: What?
  • Hashirama: What's the point in destroying the world? What do you gain from it?
  • Madara: I... don't understand the question.
  • Hashirama: Look, you must have a reason for wanting to destroy the world. Otherwise this whole arc was just pointless bickering.
  • Madara: Of course I have a reason!
  • Hashirama: Goodie. Do you feel like sharing it with the class?
  • Madara: No. It's a secret!

anonymous asked:

I saw a little while back there was a headcanon on Monoma getting a crush on someone with a shapeshifting quirk who turns into this tiny pathetic thing once he went too far and I was wondering if it'd be okay to request a headcanon on how he'd react to the entire ordeal or try to make it up to them so they'll go back to normal? 😶 I'm glad you're feeling better by the way! Though now I must search for your KnB blog~ 😈

I’ve got the link >>here<<


Monoma:

  • He can be really harsh on himself, especially when he’s pushed things too far because he knows he should have learned when he’s doing that.
  • Nearly cries as he yells about how he’s a stupid liar and that he really thinks they’re amazing. 
  • When they start listening to him he asks what he can do to help or make them feel happy again. 
  • “You think I’m amazing… tell me more about that. Tell me all about how the great and mighty Monoma Neito fell in love with someone from his rival class. Don’t skip on the details either.”
    “*Monoma shrieking*”  
  • He would comply though because he knows he must have been horrible to make them shrink down like that.
  • Tell them about how much he hated them at first and how he tried his best to ignore his attraction once it began.
  • He even strokes their head with his finger in an effort to soothe them. 
  • “And then the wet dreams started-”
    “NO MORE”
  • If it took a while for them to get back to normal size he’d spend the whole day with them, taking care of them. 
  • Awful angsty idea; Monoma copies their quirk and immediately shrinks down because he already feels really bad about himself. At least that way he can keep them company for a little bit.