Nobunaga is proud of her, proud of himself, proud of the tiny little foetus they made together, SO PROUD HE CAN’T CONTAIN IT. He gathers the retainers and makes them party until dawn. Katsuie is in tears because he’s so happy (and incredibly drunk). Nobu sneaks out early with her because she needs to rest and he is going to make sure she gets ALL the rest.
Mitsuhide is stunned but so excited. His dream of having ten children is finally getting underway! He kisses her tummy and her lips and her forehead and her nose and her cheeks, he can’t stop, he just wants to shower her with love and affection. He’s so thankful that she’s in his life and in love with him and bearing his baby.
Yukimura is terrified. Women die in childbirth, what if that happens to her!? He tries to put on a strong face but he is so freaked out. He wants her on bed rest immediately, wants to carry her if she looks even the tiniest bit tired (actually, even if she doesn’t), goes to the medicinal shop in town and asks the herbalist for advice on how to take care of pregnant women. He is going to do his absolute best to make sure that nothing bad happens to her or their baby.
Saizo is… conflicted. But he sees how worried she is about how he’s going to react, and he just can’t have that. He puts an arm around her shoulder and kisses her hair and tells her you’re going to have to start making dango in bigger portions because he’s not going to share, not even with his own child.
Masamune is happy, but a little apprehensive. His relationship with his family is complicated, to say the least, and he’s a teeny bit worried about whether he can be a good father. Low-key hoping for a girl so that things won’t get worse with Yoshihime and Kojirou. Kisses her cheek and pulls her in close, rests his hand on her stomach, starts daydreaming about their future and tells her about it.
Kojuro is very pleased and satisfied. He’s always liked children and he feels like he practically raised Masamune and Shigezane, so he’s 100% ready for his own kids. Things might not always go smoothly, but they’ll be together and they’ll face their troubles together. He is so ready. They cuddle (he’s totally not tearing up at all), he can’t stop stroking her hair and kissing the top of her head. They start making plans for their new nursery.
Hideyoshi is ultra hyped! Puts a hand on her cheek and they just smile at each other for a moment before kissing. And then he wants to go and tell everybody the good news. They walk around the castle hand in hand and he’s grinning and everybody’s congratulating them and it’s perfect.
Inuchiyo is speechless. Like… really? Are you sure? It takes a couple of moments to sink in, but when it does, the smile on his face is the biggest ever. He grabs her, lifts her, and hugs her really hard before nearly dropping her because DID HE JUST SQUISH THE BUN IN THE OVEN? No, Inuchiyo. No. He wants to go and shout it from the rooftops, he’s so overjoyed that they’re starting this new stage of their lives together.
Ieyasu stares at her, eyes wide. Well… I guess even someone like you can catch me by surprise sometimes. She laughs and launches herself at him, he catches her and she wraps her arms around him. He’s a little worried that he won’t know how to be a good father, but he can’t brood about it when she’s smiling at him like that, her face mere inches from his own. He silently vows to give his child a life far better than his.
Mitsunari walks out. When she gets to the door and looks up and down the corridor, he’s nowhere to be seen. She fumes and frets and has driven herself into a frenzy when he finally reappears an hour later. These are books about pregnancy, childbirth, and parenting. We are going to read every one of them cover to cover. She grabs the nearest one and throws it at his head.
Shingen grins in satisfaction because that’s what he’s been gunning for all along. He pulls her close and kisses her, like hell yeah that’s my woman, always giving me exactly what I need. The Takeda clan celebrates late into the night. Kansuke brews a herbal tonic for her and pointedly says that he hopes she will be a better patient than her husband. Shingen roars with laughter.
Kenshin is really excited and immediately starts planning for the baby. The furniture, the clothes, the toys, babies need so many things! And he is going to find the most perfect things. Many, many perfect things. They hug, but before he can suggest they go out shopping, she says that they should tell everyone the good news! Especially Kanetsugu, he’ll be so happy for them!
Because baby crazy Diana is the cutest thing ever I s2gosh. Looks and acts like a cinnamon roll but can actually kill you
“Oh, a baby!”
Kate hears the voice before she sees the speaker; a tall woman who parts the crowd around the cafe like the Red Sea, trailed by an exasperated Maria Hill.
“Ms. Prince,” Hill starts, but by that point, Diana Prince is kneeling in front of Kate, one of Ash’s tiny baby hands wrapped around Diana’s finger.
“Oh, look at you,” Diana coos, utterly enchanted by the tiny human perched in Kate’s lap. “Aren’t you precious?” She finally looks up at Kate, eyes sharpening as recognition dawns. “Oh. Is she yours, Hawkeye?”
Maria makes a noise like someone being strangled to death, an utterance Kate is fairly certain is paired with an eye-roll for the ages. In the two weeks that Diana, Princess of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, and so on and so forth, has been in this universe, she has proven rather…uninterested in secret identities.
Uninterested is the wrong word. It feels more like Diana sees the whole person–superhero and secret identity–without the arbitrary line most of them have drawn between the two. Maybe Kate’s just projecting. It’s not like Hawkeyes are particularly good at keeping the two distinct.
“He,” Kate finally corrects before shaking her head. “This is Ash, and he’s my nephew.”
“Oh. Do you have any children?”
Diana’s lips curve upward for half a second before settling back into a neutral line.
Susan chooses this moment to return to their table, taking in the strange woman making faces at her child. Kate can see the moment the pieces click together in her sister’s brain.
“You must be Diana!” Susan beams at the amazon in question. “Kate’s told me so much about you!”
“Well, not so much,” Susan corrects herself. “Since it’s work related, or whatever. But enough!” She gives Diana an exaggerated wink and oh god oh god no Susan why.
Susan is operating under the mistaken impression that Kate has game. Not that she doesn’t! Kate has plenty of game. It’s just that Diana is an actual, literal goddess, and Hawkeyes don’t do people! Everyone knows that Hawkeyes are just piles of trash compressed into human form except for sisters who don’t know that you’re a Hawkeye, exactly, and–
“But listen to me! Going on and on and not even inviting you to join us! Take a seat, Diana, please!” Susan’s eyes finally catch on Maria, arms crossed and glaring at the tableau in front of her. “Oh! Is that your girlfriend?”
“No,” Diana smiles, a real one that lights up her whole face and purifies the soul of everyone within a ten-foot radius, Hill notwithstanding. “I don’t have a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend.”
Susan gives Kate one of the most obvious well there, look at the good thing I did for you I’m so proud what a good wingman I am looks in the history of ever and Kate dies just a little bit on the inside.
“I’d love to join you,” Diana continues, ignorant of Kate’s spiritual demise at the hands of her sister. “If that’s all right with you, Kate?”
It takes Kate a few seconds to realize the question was directed at her and not Hill. The fact only really sinks in as Maria’s frown deepens.
“Sure!” Kate says, the eagerness in her voice making her cringe. “I’d love that.”
Ten minutes later, Kate is positive the only reason Diana agreed to stay is because she’s in love with Ash. To be fair, the feeling appears to be mutual. Diana is making faces at Ash, who is delighted at each one. He dribbles food down his chubby little chin, and Diana swoops in to wipe it off with noises and flourishes of the napkin that entrance the infant.
“Whatever you do, don’t give Kate your number,” Susan jokes–really, Susan? What is that, reverse psychology? That’s not going to work– “Or I’ll steal it from her when I need a babysitter.”
“I’d love to babysit!” Diana beams, like Susan just offered her a unicorn. With what Kate understands about Themyscira, perhaps comparing babies to unicorns isn’t all that weird.
Kate loses the thread of the conversation for a few seconds–Maria is glaring at Kate so hard she’s surprised her head hasn’t caught fire–but hears Diana say something about wanting kids and looking for the right person to have them with.
“I’ll have your babies!” Kate blurts out before realizing what she said and immediately wanting to die.
Susan, for her part, is a horrible person and doesn’t even pretend not to laugh, and Diana smiles, corners of her eyes crinkling in amusement. Maria stifles a laugh, disguising it poorly as a cough, and even little Ash takes his cue from the rest of the group and starts giggling.
“Unless technology is highly advanced in this universe, that won’t be possible. We could adopt,” Diana muses after a moment. “But I think we should go on a date before we discuss adoption. At least one date."
"Are…you asking me out?” Kate’s mouth is dry and she swallows convulsively.
“No. I’m telling you that you may ask me out.”
Diana laughs again, but instead of making Kate feel like an idiot, it makes her feel warm, like the two of them are sharing a private joke. “A date. You should ask me to go on a date tonight.”
“Oh. Oh! Right. Diana, did you want to go out to eat. On a date. Tonight?”
“I would love to.”
Maria clears her throat and stands, and Diana follows suit. “We should be going, Ms. Prince. We still have a lot to do if you want to get off work in time for your dinner tonight.”
“Does six work for you?” Kate asks in a rush, suddenly aware of how bad she is at this stuff. “I can text you the place. Or pick you up. Or–”
“Oh, for the love of god, just text her,” Maria snaps.
Diana gives Maria a Look before leaning in to say goodbye to Ash. “I should let you know,” she murmurs to Kate. “That I love ice cream. If we get ice cream, I’ll definitely kiss you at the end of the night.”
Kate manages to find words to say goodbye with around the pterodactyl screeching in her mind as Diana and Maria leave.
“Way to get your auntie a date, Asher!” Susan raises her son’s hand and gives him a high-five. “We’re definitely telling this story at their wedding.”
how would law and lu have a child? can you tell me more?? :3
This guy right here. Ivankov uses his DF powers, Law or Luffy becomes a woman. Law uses Ope Ope powers to extract egg and then make the zygote, volunteer woman agrees to carry their baby, with zygote implanted via Ope Ope powers. 9 months later, LawLu baby.
I finally got around to adding the rest of the sims to my undertale household.
I’ve got Undyne, Alphys, Papyrus, Mettaton and Sans all living in one house. I also added Toriel, Asgore and Frisk but they live elsewhere because that’s just too many sims to look after in one house.
I’ve tried my best to base them on @everlasting-random-art ‘s designs, but due to the limitations of the sims, I’ve had to mix them up a little. Like Sans has a cute beanie for example- okay, maybe that was just my influence.
hiiii can you please post some screenshots of eremin blushing at each other? for science? :'D
Science eh, anon? ;)
Well, last year in college, I did achieve a 95 IN CHEMISTRY. So if you were looking for someone to accurately diagnose the intense passions that radiates between these beautiful lovebirds, you came to the right place!
I mean, completing labs in CHEM is hard. Gotta have the right formulas if not, everything is gonna blow UP
So I found ALL the info before I completed my lab LIKE this one
or this one
er dis one
or vis one
or here when Armin becomes concerned about his health
and then BAM! We get this beautiful piece of Eremin titanium
And then we got THIS one
And WHO CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS ONE
And JUST FOR FURTHER THERMODYNAMIC STUDY LET’S get that HEAT in motion
So, please, anon give me an A on this chemistry lab exam?
This is my biggest reach ever but it would be funny! What if "I'm having your baby, it's none of your business" is like another dumb briana quote that we have no idea about??? Is that not something ridiculous she would say to louis???? Maybe it was an inside joke between them and it made it on the album. Okay ultimate reach over
they were mucking around with the guitar one day while mocking her then they were like wait…holy shit…
1. I respect your dedication to plants! it is an admirable quality. Not everyone would be willing to steal a plant to save it. You did good. Hope the little succ is doing better now. 2. It appears, after you've changed your url, the links on your blog didn't update automatically, and the "ask me stuff" leads to... idk but it's not your askbox. Maybe try fixing that.
Aw, thanks! She’s doing marginally better, veeeeeeery sloooooowly she seems to be returning to life… I’ve been very careful as to not drown her and couple of her branches(?) still seem pretty dead so I’m afraid I’m going to have to prune her a bit (a lot) eventually, but compared to the dry twig in shitty soil that I stole brought home, she’s glowing! She is a very resilient lady!
in the picture they all look much more blue than they are but she sits just to my right and her name is Caroline (geddit, bc…. christmas cactus? carols? ill see myself out right now thanks for having me) (I’m still super mad at my neighbors for mistreating their plants like this??? as double revenge I also stole a cutting from their half-wilted, unfortunate lemon-scented geranium, and it lives in the planter next to my English geranium now)
And thanks, I just updated the links manually- I thought it would at least redirect, but tbh I hadn’t changed my url since I joined like five years ago so I didn’t even know that’d be something to worry about…. it should be working fine again :)
….. but just a heads up for everyone, my old url, “weresquirrel” and any links that should lead to me, now belongs to… something with Arabic lettering that Google Translate says advertises a used furniture store in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia
so that’s….. cool but confusing
I hope they like being associated with video games and social justice I guess