i'm having a situation right now

  • Me: why do I feel so sad right now
  • My brain: you're a human being with emotions and a lot of stuff going on in your life, on top of that you have a known history with depression which means sometimes you have moods that don't necessarily reflect your situation, and you've just got to be patient through the times when your contentment lies fallow
  • Me: no that doesn't sound right
  • My brain: oh shit then maybe we should buy like ten dollars worth of candy
  • Me: that seems right, that feels right, I'm glad we had this talk
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I don’t know where to begin with this, so I’ll just jump right into it. Below the cut is a screenshot of a fic posted today in the Voltron tag. 

[Image description: Screenshot from the mobile ao3 page, taken on my phone. It includes the title of the fic, the author, the added tags, and the author’s summary of the fic.]

(Trigger warnings: Pedophilia, sh@ladin content, unhealthy relationships, sexual content (described in the fic’s tags), underage sex, statutory rape of a toddler)

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Seriously though when Zedd and Kesha’s song True Colors drops tomorrow please buy it when you can. The profits will benefit someone who’s struggled with assault and abuse and who’s voice was silenced when she tried to speak up. Who was dismissed her rights even when she said she spoke the truth. Who was told to lie about her assault case in order to gain her freedom. In this situation , Kesha needs all the support she can get and the easiest way to do that is by spending the 1.29 for the song. Illegally downloading doesn’t do shit.

What if Twilight Link finally had enough of traveling with Wild child and he turned into his Hylian self.

TP Link: “I can’t take it anymore. This place is beyond weird. There are huge mechanical creatures chasing us at every turn. That Zora Prince was huge! The monsters here are something out of a nightmare. The Master Sword is bigger than you. There are BIRD PEOPLE. And you strive daily to find the tallest mountain in the area just so you can jump off it.”

Wild: -continues eating an apple, not at all shocked that his wolf turned into a man-

TP: “This is crazy, alright? And this is coming from a guy that can turn into a wolf and fought a dragon.”

Wild: -pulls an apple out of his pack- “You want one?”

TP: “The fact that your not even reacting to the current situation proves my point.”

The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown
How the first episode of the Defenders should go:
  • *Luke is let out of prison*
  • Luke: Thanks you guys, it's good to be free again-who the hell are you two?
  • *points at Matt and Danny*
  • Jessica: Don't look at me, I don't know either. All I know is that Claire needs our help.
  • Claire: Okay, Luke, Jessica, this might sound strange but we have a situation on our hands.
  • Luke: Claire...please. I'm a walking bulletproof man.
  • Jessica: And I took down a man with mind control powers.
  • Luke: Exactly. You'd have to really TRY in order to weird us out anymore.
  • Claire: Okay, in that case, I'm gonna let Matt and Danny explain what's happening.
  • *Matt and Danny step up*
  • Matt: The city is under attack from an ancient, Japanese cult of ninja called "The Hand".
  • Danny: Right now, they're trying to harness the power of the "Black Sky" from a woman named Elektra Natchios, who was killed but later resurrected through a blood ritual involving some weird, ancient pod.
  • Matt: Also, Elektra's my ex-girlfriend. And she's part of an ancient organization called "The Chaste", who are the Hand's nemesis.
  • Danny: Oh, and did I mention that I was raised in a mythical city by monks and I can charge my fist with mystical chi energy?
  • Matt: And I'm blind but my senses have been heightened to the point that I don't need sight. Oh yeah, and I'm Daredevil aka the Devil of Hell's Kitchen. Are you with us so far?
  • Luke: ...
  • Jessica: ...I need a drink.
  • Luke: Same.

anonymous asked:

Do you think we can hope for syco tondo their job for the next single or were just fooling ourselves into thinking Louis got a better deal compared the past?! I'm so anxious for him :(

I’m hoping Syco will do their job this time.

And I don’t know that anyone is “fooling themselves” about his label situation. Those that aren’t furiously freaking out about it right now are just holding off until something specific happens.

I mean, we all hate Syco, but recognize that Sonny Takhar has left and Simon Cowell is now minority owner. So Tyler Brown (new head of Syco) and Rob Stringer (CEO of Sony Music) MIGHT have made some changes and MIGHT actually do right by Louis.


So we’re waiting until they fuck up before the Army of Bees goes on a rampage.

I was thinking about this yesterday. If we see that they’re not doing Louis right - again - it’s gonna get ugly. Uglier. Because while Harry has the largest amount of fans out of all the boys, Louis has the most dedicated and passionate. And we’ve been angry and frustrated for a LONG TIME. And whatever happens with Louis going forward, happens just to Louis. They can’t roll out cute Niall pics or OT4 interaction to calm us down.

We can and will go nuclear on their asses. I hope they know that. And I hope that they are very, very afraid.

OK I know this has been brought up a lot already, but since his mother is technically a Disney princess….. does this mean Kylo Ren = actual Disney prince Ben Organa-Solo ?? ?

aand to no-one’s surprise this emo space prince is my most terrible of faves

My Olicity heart is so alive right now.

It’s not just the promo (that’s a vicious damn lie and I hit the keys on my keyboard very aggressively as I typed ‘that’s a vicious damn lie’) but it was also how they each saw things in 5x19, as separate individuals outside of Olicity:


We always knew they were going to walk in each other’s shoes, that it was what they both needed to do in order to understand each other better, but I didn’t fully grasp just how much of their own personal experience they’d be bringing to the table. Of course Felicity thinks Oliver should be on her side, should understand her sacrifice and why she’s doing this. That’s all he’s done, that’s all he’s ever done and it’s only him who can see the price, not the people outside of it, including Felicity. And of course Oliver should be trying to stop her, because he knows what that sacrifice entails, because he knows it’s not worth it, not if it means the price of your soul.

It’s so beautiful, and so Olicity, and I’m just… 

Originally posted by forbeautifulpeopletv

They need to understand each other before they can come back together and tonight was a giant explosion on everything they haven’t been facing or talking about, not just as a couple, but as friends, as partners, as individuals.

I can’t wait for next week. This was the perfect primer for all of the cropped up issues we’ve all known were there and that both Oliver and Felicity have been ignoring and they are going to be forced into a life-or-death situation, with no choice to hide, no choice to run.

It’s going to be so glorious!

My Olicity heart is so full right now.

anonymous asked:

What does Mila look like in your Merfolk AU? I'm curious bc she's my favourite girl!

Right now i don’t have much on Mila’s design aside from this doodle–

But she looks something like that! Her tail is black and magenta/pink, along with black spots =w= I really like her too <3<3<3 Drawing her hair is very calming to me for some reason

She usually doesn’t ‘wear’ anything- only when she’s crossing harsh currents (sturdy, algae-made tops), practicing water dance (tops such as the one in the picture) or when it’s winter (some capelets made out of seal skin). Aside from those three situations, she wanders around topless.

‘Naked’ isn’t a thing for merpeople. The clothes’ only function to them is to warm up the body. When it’s not cold, nobody wears anything because it’s not needed! They don’t mind showing their abdomen/breasts. 


some ref things of the smallest mobster’s clothes because idek i love drawing clothes and i love the dumpy bean so ???


-sans’s shirt is too big for him, which is why the shoulder seams are lower than they “should” be. his jackets (excluding his casual coat) are more-or-less properly fitted so the shoulder seams of those are where they actually should be.

-he also has a nice brimmed hat that goes with his regular suit, but i don’t like drawing him with it :’)

-i used a baby browning as reference for the gun. i know absolutely nothing about guns but i figured sans would need a tiny one for his baby hands (though a baby browning might actually be too small even for him). please meditate on the image of how teeny tiny that gun would be in the big hands of, say, toriel.

-sans doesn’t wear elevator shoes, he’s short but it doesn’t bother him. (also they didn’t work)

-i don’t know if a situation where sans would have to wear that Very Formal white tie suit would ever actually arise because the gang is very much not one of those rich and influential corleone-esque crime families with great mansions where they throw huge fancy parties, but hey, you never know c: spoiler: i just wanted to draw him in a white tie ensemble

anonymous asked:

I heard about the recent attack on Shia pilgrims in southern Iraq that killed 84 people. I know this is happening a lot more recently because that area of the world is really tense right now, and I'm not a Muslim, but my thoughts and prayers are with you and other Shias.

Here’s my ventilation:

They’re martyrs.

This is the ideology that comes from the Gulf states, this is what the west will fund and then will believe that it is for a good cause. Look what happened, it’s no less different from our situation 1400 years ago. 

You have no idea how frustrated I was yesterday when I heard about it, it was so hard for me to hold it, I was so devastated by the news, yet I didn’t utter a word on tumblr, I played it off as if it didn’t happen, when in fact my heart was so broken I shed tears, I cried. But it is the reality of our situation.

In fact, I told my mom, a Sunni, that 84 Muslims died, and she was shocked at the news and when I said they were Shi’as, she was quiet, not a single word came from her mouth. Look at the news! You saw people talk about what happened in London, yet no one died! But I bet most people here didn’t know about what had happened in Iraq. Sometimes you see posts where Sunnis say that “ISIS kills Muslims; they’re not Muslims, see?”, but in reality, those who died were Shi’a Muslims.

They were killed because they were deemed heretical, they were killed because they held different opinions, they were killed because they weren’t Sunnis, they were killed because they weren’t considered Muslims, but rather, Apostates. A lot of Sunnis are self-entitled brats who get pissed at every kind of thing you disagree with them about, they will never accept your opinions as a Shi’a, they will rather call you a Rafidhi (a slur for Shi’as), they will always derail the conversation and talk about their “difficulties” and engage in Oppression Olympics. I never wanna hear a Sunni talk about their difficulties in the west, NEVER; they are blessed with being the most privileged people on this earth, they’re not even persecuted because they are Sunnis. Sunnis will only protect their image, they will spew hateful rhetorics towards anyone who isn’t a Sunni, but will whine about their difficulties in the West and forget about the rest of those who can’t practice their faith in fear that they will be killed. 

People turned their eyes to the Rohingya people in Burma, because they were Sunnis, even the cursed Gulf states did so when they are oppressors themselves, yet we had a lecture during Friday where we spoke about donating to their cause; SHI’AS DONATING TO SUNNIS AND CHRISTIANS, can it get better than that? In my previous life as a Sunni, you never heard this sort of things, they would never talk about the difficulties of the Shi’as, they only made it about themselves in their mosques, never uttering the word “Shi’a”, but rather call us “Rafidis”!

Every time I talk about this, my blood boils. I bloody hate the Wahhabis, I bloody hate the Salafists, they are one of the biggest scums in the history, they deserve Hellfire. It is your duty to eliminate your rotten apples, Ahlul Sunnah.

But this is how reality is for us Shi’as.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Jake Paul, the biggest piece of shit in the world can fake apologize out of his ass and have people forgive him?


 The TCAs should be ashamed of themselves for allowing him to represent them in such a ways.

His dumb ass dick face prick self can shove that surfboard up his ass.

anonymous asked:

katie klanced i trained my dog to give me affection whenever i say allura's name and now whenever i watch voltron around her she showers me with love. this is a win-win situation

slav was right. this truly is the universe where everything works out.

  • ban ryu: alright then han sung. since you say you're that smart, solve this without using any calculator. find the arc length of three x times the square root of seven minus two from x equals zero to one half.
  • han sung: *stares at equation while deeply thinking* well, there are two 'twos' in the equation- minus two and the denominator from the one half. the number two sounds like the letter 'u', and u is between the letters 't' and 'v' in the alphabet.
  • han sung: but tvs aren't really relevant anymore because everybody has computers now, so it's kind like... if you have two tvs, what is it even-
  • han sung: *out loud* four.
  • ban ryu:
  • han sung:
  • ban ryu: ... that's right...

anonymous asked:

do you have any advice on how to write spells? I have a friend whose dad is really sick and my own family is having some money/car related troubles right now. I'm a new witch who is closeted and solitary and i have very few supplies (i.e. crystals, herbs etc.), but I'd like to try and help in anyway i can. i'd just like things to become less stressful and more hopeful for everyone.

Hi, Anon :) I’m really sorry to hear about your friends dad and your family troubles. I can totally empathize with your situation and I think that’s really wonderful that you want to help ♡ I’ve got a few resources that I hope will help you!

When I first started writing my own spells, I often would use a chart found in Grimoire for the Green Witch by Ann Moura to get started. If you’re interested in purchasing the book, here’s a link. Just be aware that it is Wicca based and she appropriates some terms that don’t belong to her (i.e. smudging). If you can get past that, there is a lot of great information for beginners! 

Here’s the chart I was talking about if you’re not able to access the book:

These charts are not the end all be all for spell writing by any means, but I found them very useful when I was starting out and didn’t know much about correspondences. 

The other two resources I still use quite a bit are both online. Pinecone.Pub is awesome because you can just type your intent into a box and it will give you a list of herbs that are associated with said intent. It’s such a valuable tool for spell writing in my opinion. 

Then there is Witchipedia, another great resource for research and spell writing. It’s a giant encyclopedia of witchcraft and the occult. Give it a look and I’m sure you’ll find something useful :) 

I really hope this helps! Good luck, Dear!! ♡

I'm sorry, quick Last Knight spoiler, but

“We were brothers once.” WHERE DID THIS COME FROM. GOD MEGS, YOU’RE RANDOMLY SENTIMENTAL IN THIS FILM. (Like that Starscream thing??)

WHY didn’t Optimus immediately be like “Bitch the fuck are you talking about right now, stay on the situation at hand please for the love of the primes…” I would have fallen from my chair, lol…