i'm happy that never happens

Victuuri kiss

How I saw it:

Originally posted by varpumaki

How it actually went:

Originally posted by fyyoi

Unforgivable

[Neville Longbottom is sitting through his first DADA class of fourth year, listening to the new mildly alarming professor, Mad-Eye Moody]

Moody: Now, can anybody tell me another Unforgivable curse?

[The entire class, including Neville himself, is shocked when he raises his hand.]

Neville: Well, there is one…

[Moody stares at Neville for what starts to feel like an uncomfortably long time before breaking the silence]

Moody: … Longbottom… Isn’t it?

*Flashback*

Barty Crouch Jr: … Who do we have here?

Barty Crouch Jr: … Longbottom… Isn’t it?

*Flashback Ends*

Neville: *nods*

[Moody proceeds to take a large spider out of a jar and places it on Neville’s desk, pointing his wand at it]

[Neville watches in horror as the tarantula writhes and twitches in apparent and excruciating pain]

Hermione: Stop it! Can’t you see it’s bothering him?? STOP IT!!

[Moody places the spider, still twitching, back into the jar, and turns to address the class]

Moody: Pain. You don’t need thumbscrews or knives to torture someone if you can perform the Cruciatus Curse….That one was very popular once, too.

FIN

So this happened today—-I’m still crying, and I felt the need to share this with you all today! I reached a goal on Twitter and I’m in stunned that he called it stunning! His like and Retweet has made me scream and literally cry! I can die happy—kinda LOL

THANK YOU RAY CHASE FOR MAKING MY ENTIRE MONTH SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

Listen…. it’s captain swan. No matter in which episode they get married. What matters is that THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED. LIKE FOR REAL. BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE. THE LOST GIRL AND THE LOST BOY WHO FOUND THEIR HOME IN EACH OTHER ARE GETTING MARRIED. It’s gonna be beautiful and so so emotional and I’m probably gonna die because too many feels. I repeat, no matter what they planned for the wedding, no matter if it’s in a musical episode, it’s gonna be amazing either way.

I wish 2017 will bring Louis happiness and better fans. He deserves so much more than…. this. 

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! ^3^ Hope you all have a fantabulous day with your loved ones and have much better pick-up lines and flirting skills than Erron.

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I love you. I am in love with you. I will love you forever. No matter what. I’m yours. Okay? I’m yours.

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SOMEONE PUT BUCKY IN ONE OF THESE COMPHY SWEATERS AND GIVE HIM A HOT-COCO AND A SOFT KITTEN. 

As a bonus:   -snuggly Cap.

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Chapter 9: Visitors; but way more dramatic XD

Please tell me that Green actually sees through her pain, and it hurts to see her smile because he knows, but despite all that she’s still selfless, putting others before herself; showing concern to those around her, even when they don’t

The words “It’s just been so long since I’ve actually been treated like a person.” echoes in his head; how long has it been since she was last shown respect? He had to, he just had to. 


6S1M belongs to @/raccoonsinqueen / @raccoonsinqueen-taxes , check out their fic here~ X3

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1) What about the scar tissue blockage last year? 
2) Burned fingers? I feel like he’s talked about this before but I can’t remember when, or how it happened…

Final Nights

TOUKA IS A PERVERT

Kaneki call her to hang out and have a second date in a club and everything was going well, he just wanted to talk and have a drink, but all of the sudden Touka dragged him down into one of the wardrobes and told him that she wanted to have sex with him. Sometimes tiny messages appear in the screen explaining what the Sim is saying or thinking, and Kaneki’s message said “wow, are you really having fun today, aren’t you, Touka?” she’s such a tsundere in this game, she ALWAYS takes the initiative… 

usually sims have sex for like… 10 seconds or so? but they did it like for 20 or 23 seconds, and they were slamming the doors OVER and OVER again like POOM POOM POOM POOM he literally was fucking her hard against the wall, the movements were so graphic and explicit I was dying 

I love them

This has nothing to do with anything but I was just watering my plant when I noticed that !!! It’s growing a third flower now too!!!!! And I got so excited I needed to share this somewhere