i'm happy that never happens

*Me and my future kids talking*

Kids: Mommy, who was president from 2016-2020?

Me: I don’t remember kids, but let me give you a rundown on what happened at the 2017 Oscars-it was WILD

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Plance draws ;///u///;;;
FFXV AU and Goblin AU

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I love you. I am in love with you. I will love you forever. No matter what. I’m yours. Okay? I’m yours.

So this happened today—-I’m still crying, and I felt the need to share this with you all today! I reached a goal on Twitter and I’m in stunned that he called it stunning! His like and Retweet has made me scream and literally cry! I can die happy—kinda LOL

THANK YOU RAY CHASE FOR MAKING MY ENTIRE MONTH SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

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Damen rolled onto his back again, and felt the words like happiness as he let himself look up again at the wide sweep of stars.

Listen…. it’s captain swan. No matter in which episode they get married. What matters is that THEY ARE ACTUALLY GETTING MARRIED. LIKE FOR REAL. BECOMING HUSBAND AND WIFE. THE LOST GIRL AND THE LOST BOY WHO FOUND THEIR HOME IN EACH OTHER ARE GETTING MARRIED. It’s gonna be beautiful and so so emotional and I’m probably gonna die because too many feels. I repeat, no matter what they planned for the wedding, no matter if it’s in a musical episode, it’s gonna be amazing either way.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! ^3^ Hope you all have a fantabulous day with your loved ones and have much better pick-up lines and flirting skills than Erron.

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Chapter 9: Visitors; but way more dramatic XD

Please tell me that Green actually sees through her pain, and it hurts to see her smile because he knows, but despite all that she’s still selfless, putting others before herself; showing concern to those around her, even when they don’t

The words “It’s just been so long since I’ve actually been treated like a person.” echoes in his head; how long has it been since she was last shown respect? He had to, he just had to. 


6S1M belongs to @/raccoonsinqueen / @raccoonsinqueen-taxes , check out their fic here~ X3

There was Otto, so now it’s time for emperor Vra from “Eyes of the Swarm“ that belongs to very talented duo, @zlukaka & @luffik. And really, this is your fault for bringing Vra and dangerous beastriders to my attention! And thanks goodness you did, so I had something fun to do while net once again died XD    Hope you like it!



For those interested, you can read more about Eyes of the Swarm and its characters here: part 1, part 2, part 3 & part 4!

Unforgivable

[Neville Longbottom is sitting through his first DADA class of fourth year, listening to the new mildly alarming professor, Mad-Eye Moody]

Moody: Now, can anybody tell me another Unforgivable curse?

[The entire class, including Neville himself, is shocked when he raises his hand.]

Neville: Well, there is one…

[Moody stares at Neville for what starts to feel like an uncomfortably long time before breaking the silence]

Moody: … Longbottom… Isn’t it?

*Flashback*

Barty Crouch Jr: … Who do we have here?

Barty Crouch Jr: … Longbottom… Isn’t it?

*Flashback Ends*

Neville: *nods*

[Moody proceeds to take a large spider out of a jar and places it on Neville’s desk, pointing his wand at it]

[Neville watches in horror as the tarantula writhes and twitches in apparent and excruciating pain]

Hermione: Stop it! Can’t you see it’s bothering him?? STOP IT!!

[Moody places the spider, still twitching, back into the jar, and turns to address the class]

Moody: Pain. You don’t need thumbscrews or knives to torture someone if you can perform the Cruciatus Curse….That one was very popular once, too.

FIN

anonymous asked:

-Yuuri and Viktor about to get nasty- Viktor: /thinking/ omg omg omg it's finally happening it's finally happening, I'm so happy, So blessed, so grateful, never gonna take anything for granted, always gonna give back- Yuuri: I HATE you. Now fuck me. Viktor: oh.

This scene is going to be so fun to write and I say that as an author who loves writing angst ;)