i'm happy and stuff

Disney’s Upcoming Lineup of Live-Action Remakes:

  • The Little Mermaid with horrifying CGI Sebastian and Flounder
  • Aladdin With Jafar Played By Benedict Cumberbatch (and Horrifying CGI Genie)
  • The Lion King with REAL LIONS jk jk they’ll be CGI with disturbing mouths
  • Hercules with Someone Who Isn’t James Woods (Probably Benedict Cumberbatch) as Horrifying CGI Hades
  • Pocahontas with All White Cast Because These White People Were the Best Choices to Play Native American Characters
  • Mulan, same, with horrifying CGI Mushu (Eddie Murphy wears a mo-cap suit to play him)
  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame and god damn is CGI-faced Quasi horrifying but not in a good or sympathetic way just uncanny valley and creepy (with Benedict Cumberbatch as Frollo)
  • Horrifying CGI Olaf The Movie Featuring Jennifer Lawrence as Anna
  • The Princess and the Horrifying CGI Frog and Lawrence is now in love with Naveen which is Gay Representation™ 
  • Pinocchio with Horrifying CGI Jiminy Cricket but Beyoncé is the Blue Fairy and Gets a Musical Number and That’s Why Anyone Sees This Movie
  • 101 Dalmations from Cruella DeVil’s perspective; she gets a sympathetic backstory and it’s Roger who is really the bad guy
  • Moana (2018), we’re not just trying to cash in on a hype train, this needed a live-action remake right now

Tfw u find a mental illness that might explain some of your symptoms and on one hand u wanna rejoice because it finally makes sense
but on another hand how mentally ill can I get??
but on a third metaphysical hand what if I’m just making up the symptoms for attention or looking into this diagnosis for attention????

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RFA Magazine Mockups!
{{I also have a Society6 account now!}}

They were supposed to make magazines about the charity parties and benefits lol – i guess everyone did little edits on each other’s covers too hhhhahaha

V’s approval stage:

  • Me: I'm really low maintenance :)
  • Also me: requires near constant attention and reassurance that my significant other doesn't hate me, gets extremely sad and angry when given any tiny reason to believe that they might not like me and then proceeds to hate them from any time between several hours to several days, is very emotionally dependent on them, is always sad or scared about something and needs to be comforted, gets jealous whenever they talk to anyone that isn't me, and is just generally high maintenance as hell
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sansaregina’s 14 days of christmas

@cosimocontessina: “You’re right, I’m 100% in the wrong.The truth is I’m the one that’s not tough enough to be in here. I mean, watching the woman I love unarmed, locked up with all these murderers… it’s just too much for me.”