i'm gonna write a song about this

My favorite lyrics from Divide
  • just my two cents
  • Eraser: I wish that love was a currency and the whole world was wealthy
  • Castle on the Hill: I had my first kiss on a Friday Night, I don't reckon I did it right // these people raised me and I can't wait to go home
  • Dive: Don't call me baby unless you mean it // I've been known to give my all and jumping in harder than ten thousand rocks on the lake
  • Shape of You: Your love was handmade for somebody like me
  • Perfect: Now I know I have met an angel in person and she looks perfect
  • Galway Girl: I swear I'm gonna put you in a song that I write about a galway girl and a perfect night // She took me inside to finish some doritos and another bottle of wine
  • Happier: But I guess you look happier, you do, my friends told me one day I'd feel it too
  • Hearts Don't Break Around Here: She is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home
  • New man: Still lookin' at your instagram and I'll be creepin' a lil, I'll be tryin' not to double tap from way back cause I know that's where the trouble's at
  • What Do I Know: Just remember that life is more than fitting in your jeans, it's love, understanding, and positivity
  • How Would You Feel: In the summer, as the lilacs blew, blood flows deeper than a river every moment I spend with you
  • Supermarket Flowers: A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved // A life with love is a life that's been lived
  • Barcelona: We're going somewhere where the sun is shining bright
  • Bibia Be Ye Ye: I tell myself in every way I won't be doing this again and tomorrow's a brand new day
  • Nancy Mulligan: Never had I seen such beauty before the second I saw her, Nancy was my yellow rose
  • Save Myself: Before I save someone else, I've got to save myself

on the cover of the rollin’ stone

Five days, three shows. Harry, Louis, Liam, and Niall have been best friends forever, basically, but they’ve only been a band for six months and they’re already going on tour.

Well. Liam says they can’t call it a tour because all the shows are within an hour of home and they could pretty easily just drive back and forth but no, Liam is wrong, because they were booked in hotel rooms by their manager (Gemma) and they have a stylist (Lottie) and they’ve even been announced on the venue websites and this is the greatest start in the history of rock n’ roll.

Harry, Louis, Liam, and Niall are in a punk band and Louis can’t stop writing love songs about Harry, even when Harry has his eye on someone else.

11k | h/l | teen | part of the high school au challenge | read it here

anonymous asked:

all liam talks about in his music is sex :/ at least just hold on has a good message and the other boys can talk about things besides stripping.

k y’all pulled this shit with zayn too so it’s obvious you’re rly fucking bias but just to prove that let’s talk about all the times one direction & the other boys sing about sex! 

“Are you sleeping, baby, by yourself? Or are you giving it to someone else?” - where do broken hearts go

“It’s 4 am and I know that you’re with him / I wonder if he knows that I’ve touched your skin / And if he feels the traces in your hair / I’m sorry, love, but I don’t really care” - happily

“And if we get together, get together / don’t let the pictures leave your phone,” - live while we‘re young

“You say you’re a good girl / but I know you would, girl / ’cause you’ve been telling me all night“ - little white lies (this is also kinda a gross song bc she says no and the character in the song is like ‘lol y u lyin girl’) 

the entirety of change your ticket & no control

also if we delve into solo stuff we have niall with slow hands: “Slow, slow hands
Like sweat dripping down our dirty laundry No, no chance That I’m leaving here without you on me I, I know Yeah, I already know that there ain’t no stopping
Your plans and those Slow hands”
like hate to break it to you dude but this entire song is about sex. 

then we have harry. harry “played with myself, where were you?” styles. harry “and now she’s all over me, it’s like i paid for this” styles. harry “she’s a good girl, she feels so good” styles. 

all of the boys write songs about sex. that’s because sex is a valid things to write songs about. just bc ur gonna be elitist as fuck and pretend like talking about sex is “icky” or something doesn’t change the fact that literally all the boys do it and that’s fine bc songs about sex are valid

Bts as shit me & my friends said over text
  • Kim Seokjin: when I die, I want my gravestone to be pink ft glitter. I want it to fucking g l o w within a miles radius
  • Min Yoongi: sleep is a skill bitch, put that in my resume and watch
  • Jung Hoseok: I keep saying "my breasts are like muffins" when i sing that Shakira song 'Whenever Wherever'
  • Kim Namjoon: math is such a bitch like they've got everyone solving their problems why can't I have my own personal helper?
  • Park Jimin: my dreams are either about wild sex or murder so... can't relate to fluff
  • Kim Taehyung: can someone tell my fucking teacher that writing 'orange peels' on my test is a perfect substitute for longitude JFC
  • Jeon Jungkook: at this point I should just fuck myself because I'm that good in bed

anonymous asked:

Urban dictionary also mentions hard candy as an "erect penis"...

sorry, but the full line is: hard candy dripping on me till my feet are wet, now she’s all over me, it’s like i paid for it, it’s like i paid for it, i’m gonna pay for this

nobody is going to interpret that as it referring to an erect penis even if that’s what he meant, and they should have known that when they were writing the fucking lyrics. like?!?!?!? why would someone not have realized that at some point in the process? come on, dude. i’ll wait to hear the full song, but i’m not liking the chances of that line looking any better when i do.

Okay, hear me out:

I have this au where Evan has this huge secret crush on Connor, but it’s the kind of crush where you don’t actually interact with the person, you just stare from afar.
So the story isn’t about Evan trying to get Zoe. The emails are still a thing though, so he can get to know the Murphys and learn more about what Connor was like. Because of this, everyone wouldn’t be as mad as they were in the actual play about Evan lying, because Evan wasn’t doing this to get to Zoe, he genuinely cared about Connor even if he didn’t know him that well and wanted people to care.

- When Evan hears about Connor’s death at school, he’s completely crushed. He cries in the bathroom during lunch and also later on after school.
- There’s a scene before or after “To Break In A Glove” where Evan’s in Connor’s room alone and kind of goes through his stuff a bit. He finds a journal sticking out from between the mattresses. This gives “If I Could Tell Her” a different meaning because all/most of the things he says that Connor said about Zoe, he read in the journal.

((I’ll write more on this later, but here have this sad, gay au))

sevensoulmates  asked:

Hi, I'm writing a novel that's inspired by an album's behind the scenes "movie" and the story the songs on the album tell (with my own interpretations).The basic premise is similar in that it's about a singer (with name changed) but everything else (place, characterization, backgrounds, dialogue) is changed/augmented to be fictional. I'm worried that I might run into legal problems if I try to publish it because it's based off a real person/band/bts film that's probably copyrighted. Thoughts?

Lemme tell you, you’re in pretty dodgy territory right there, but you know what? Write it anyway. You’ve already changed a great deal of the original details, chances are you’re gonna change and make the story your own anyhow. A great deal of fiction can be summed up as “_____ but with ________.”

If you finish the book and it’s still a carbon copy, shelve it for a bit. Don’t toss it out, don’t try to publish it - just shelve it. There’s something about it that was so inspiring to you, it’s worth hanging onto. Pull it out after a few months, and look through it. Which parts of it are you? Which are your ideas, your plots? Those are what you want to keep. Which parts aren’t you? Which are copied? Poke at those. Tweak them until they’re yours, your feelings, your story.

Trust me, it’s worth it. What you’re talking about is inspiration, something thousands of authors before you have done. The Hunger Games and Battle Royale. The Doctor and Chrestomanci. 

By the time you’re finished, you’ll have something that is uniquely yours - and if it’s not, it just won’t be as good. Don’t be afraid of ‘ifs’ when writing (and don’t forget to seek out feedback). Just give it a shot!

ohagustd  asked:

yoongi took years to release his mixtape, most of us even forgot about it and then he did it and it was amazing. that's why i still hope that minimini subunit will happen and when it does it's gonna be the best subunit ever cause i'm sure yg's gonna write the best songs for jimin and jimin's gonna sing his heart out

IT IS i can’t wait !! it’s normal for artists to keep songs for a few years before releasing them, i’m just wondering if The Song yoongi told us he gave him is going to be a unit song or even if the same one mentioned in 2015 👀 honestly when will they debut and promote and give us all the answers we’ve been waiting for

What Do the Boys Say During Sex?

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL *insert troll face here*

Leo: (He questions you…like a bad cop)

“You like this, huh? You like being tied up for me? You like giving yourself up to me completely? Of course you do. Who’s making you feel this good, huh? WHO?! Yea that’s right, your Sensei is the only one who can make you feel like this”

Raph: (So controlling, and rough, and so very dirty)

“Shit babe, ya so fucking tight! Does this pussy belong ta me? Now it fucking does! This ASS belongs ta me! Ya like it when I spank it? Too fucking bad. Take it! Ya know ya can take it. C'mon, scream for me! I said FUCKING SCREAM FOR ME!!”

Donnie: (He stutters and curses and it’s kinda adorable)

“Oh m-man, Sweetheart…s-slow down. It’s not going anywhere. Oh p-please keep moving like that. Aw yes!! Keep moving your hips l-like t-that…PLEASE! Fuck yes!! What? I can’t curse? Too f-fucking bad, I’ll curse of I want to!”

Mikey: (Anything and Everything Goes!! He also quotes song lyrics. )

“Awww yeah gurl, ride this dick. You want me to go faster? Well I’ll give you faster! You like that? You like how MC Mikey is beating this pussy? I bet you do! Aw shit, you the best bae, you the fucking best! I’m about to dive in!!”

The Outsiders Prompts Part ll

a/n: please give cred if you use ty! also requests are open

1. “I wrote you something”

2. “Do you think we’ll ever see each other again?”

3. “You’re so different from everyone else”

4. “If this was the last time you’d see me, what would you say?”

5. “You’re such a cliché”

6. “I know who you are”

7. “I think I just fell for you”

8. “Bite me”

9. “Keep talking like that”

10. “I think about you, like all the time”

11. “You’re blushing so hard!”

12. “What are you doing to me, baby?”

13. “I think we should run right about now”

14. “How are you so blind of my feelings for you!”

15. “You’re scaring me”

16. “You’re my every waking moment”

17. “Hm? Sorry”

18. “What do you want with me?”

19. “You can’t throw me away like a piece of trash”

20. “You disappeared for a while”

21. “I’m unforgettable babe”

22. “I’m walking away now!”

23. “Try to stop me”

24. “I’m rubbing off on you”

25. “Don’t go yet”

26. “You’re the reason I toss and turn at night”

27. “When I look at you it takes the air from my lungs”

28. “I fucked up. I fell for you. I fell for you so hard”

29. “Catch me if you can”

30. “And when you tell me you’re less than perfect it makes me want to shake you and tell you how amazing you truly are”

31. “That’s when time stood still”

32. “You have to do this”

33. “But you’re my dream”

34. “You can keep it if you want”

35. “I've never stopped. I'll never stop”

36. “You know you can use the door”

37. “It’s raining. Let’s go”

38. “Call me once you get there. Just in case”

39. “It’s been a while”

40. “Look up”

41. “Beautiful is an understatement”

42. “Fuck it. Just do it”

43. “I can’t breathe”

44. “You don’t know me”

45. “Take my ring”

46. “What does it look like i’m doing?”

47. “Fuck I love your voice”

48. “Shut up! It’s starting”

49. “Tell me what happened”

50. “God dammit! What the hell were you thinking?”

51. "I don't want to be alone anymore"

52. "I, I just see you standing there so unaware of your beauty. And-And I know I can't have you"

53. "You don't lose me that easily"

54. "It's my choice alright!

55. "I know i'm not good enough"

56. "I never wanted this to happen to you"

57. "You really got me going now"

58. "I had a dream about you"

59. "I thought you wouldn't show"

60. "I like it when you sleep with me. Nothing can hurt you as long as you're here with me"

61. "I did this to you. It's all my fault"

62. "I'm sorry. I happened to you"

63. "Just listen to this for a minute"

64. "Do you trust me?"

65. "It happened. It was amazing. I don't just want to forget about it"

66. "Get off of me!" 

67. "If you so much as look, breathe, think about her so help me god i'll kill you"

68. "Close your eyes"

69. "I'm not gonna hurt you. No ones gonna hurt you"

70. "Don't say that. Please don't say that"

71. "She's the type of person people write songs about"

72. "Let's runaway. Let's just go. Right now. Come with me"

73. "I'm tired of being afraid"

74. "There's smoke in my lungs. There's flowers in yours"

75. "I can see right through you"

76. "Friends, right?"

77. "I want to give you the world. I want to give you everything. But I can't"

78. "Take this. For protection"

79. "Hey now"

80. "Can I cut in?"

81. "Watch this"

82. "I can see the fire in your eyes" "I can see the universe in yours"

83. "I think you're gonna fuck up my entire life"

84. "Stay completely still. Don't move"

85."My dearest Y/N,-"

86. "Come back to me"

87. "You're breaking"

88. "We really loved each other, didn't we?"

89. "What's a pretty little thing like you doing in a place like this?"

90. "Should I stay or should I go?"

91. "You'll wake the neighbors!"

92. "I'm so truly, madly, deeply in love with you"

93. "I'm not leaving you"

94. "I can't see you like this"

95. "Your hands are all greasy!"

96. "You burnt them!"

97. "It seems too good to be true"

98. "Break my heart"

99. "That always turns me on"

100. "-And when the Sun swallows the only earth we have. I'll still be there next to you" 

send in requests!

graham writes the best songs about being pissed off

like the best pissed off songs.


If you’re gonna leave me behind. You don’t have to talk so kind. If you think I’m gonna lay down and die. Baby, you’re out of your mind.


I hope you hear this song boy
‘Cause I want your life to end

You stabbed me in the back
You’re lower than a snake
Your brains are in your sac
You two faced fucking fake


Life, it sucks, sucks, sucks so much
The slowest way to die
Life, it sucks, sucks, sucks so much
The slowest way to die

anonymous asked:

"i'm bikin' with me and my daniel" makes me so jealous like when is frank gonna write a song about me smh i hope dan appreciates this blessing

also when frank sings i don’t get weak in the knees it reminds me so much of dan it hurts that line just sounds like dan to me :( frank wrote a whole song for dan and we might not even hear about it :(

saturnprincely  asked:

why do i not have more friends i literally fall in platonic love so fast you have no idea how many songs i write about people at my own free will you know what i'm gonna write a song about you okay bye enjoy your day

it hope it’s just 5 minutes of a screaming compilation

Bearsace on the Floor (Versace on the Floor Parody)


How does one manage to turn a very ~sexy~ Bruno Mars song into a ridiculous parody about a stuffed bear, time-traveling, and super hot warriors from Japan’s Sengoku Era? The answer: Ikémen FREAKING Sengoku. 😅

This is basically a super-condensed version of the game’s prologue. Did I mention that the character I had in mind while writing this was the MC’s most loyal companion a.k.a. her stuffed bear, Bearsace?

^^Look at this stuffy! Isn’t it adorable??? Also, I applaud the MC for making such a clever pun~. 👏

DISCLAIMER: I wrote this song in an hour, more or less (Minus editing, which didn’t take too long tbh. :P). So don’t be surprised if it sounds silly (Because it totally is.). Also, I don’t have a super smooth & sexy voice like Bruno Mars, so sorry for my baby-like voice. And finally: I’m sorry if I mispronounced “Sengoku” (I’m such a noob, LOL.). 😅

Yep: I’m back with the “quality” shitposting. Enjoy(?) xD

Here’s the OG song in case you aren’t aware of it/want to give it a listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2UZlwTDGbY


[Verse 1]

Tonight’s gonna change your life, girl

Above you all the stars are watchin’

There’s nothing you’d want as much in this world

Than your job in fashion designin’

But just when you thought all was well

You’re suddenly alone

All present day comforts seemed

To disappear like a dream

But how?


In the dark you saw lightning strike

And before your eyes

Suddenly you saw a world

You never knew before

A past you cannot ignore

History’s in the making, baby


Bearsace on the floor

Oooh stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl, oooh

[Verse 2]

You saved some guy from a burning house

Another stopped you from falling

You soon got the chance to meet them all:

Famous warriors of Sengoku

Don’t you fret: you’ve got some help

From that ninja/physics student

Who said, “Although we’re years in the past

Three months will pass by real fast, then we’ll be home, our home”


You saw the lightning strike

And before your eyes

Suddenly you saw a world

You never knew before

A past you cannot ignore

History’s in the making, baby


Bearsace on the floor

Oooh stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl

*Funky Instrumental*


It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it?

It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it?

It’s warmin’ up

Can you feel it, baby?

It’s warmin’ up

Oh, romance five hundred years in the past

History’s in the making


Oooh, Bearsace on the floor

Hey baby

Stuck in the past with me, with me, with me, with me now, girl

Bearsace on the floor

Oooh your modern day stuffy, stuffy, stuffy, stuffy now, girl


Bearsace on the floor



In Honor of Brian May’s birthday let’s talk about the songs he wrote:
  • ‘39: Country Music
  • All Dead, All Dead: Literally the song with he most feels
  • Brighton Rock: RAD GUITAR SOLO
  • Dancer: Disco Daddy
  • Dead On Time: Really fast rock and roll
  • Dear Friends: OUch
  • Doing All Right: Soft melodic reminder of peace
  • Dragon Attack: Dank bassline
  • Dreamer's Ball: really formal touch to rock
  • Fat Bottomed Girls: HE LUH DIS FAT ASSSS
  • Father to Son: but who really knows what this song is about?
  • Good Company: Master of Ukulele
  • Hammer to Fall: He made Live AID possible
  • I Go Crazy: All he gotta do is think about you!!
  • I Want It All: Heavy Metal Brian
  • Keep Yourself Alive: gives Roger a chance to get his own solo
  • Las Palabras de Amor: A song he wrote not in English
  • Leaving Home Ain't Easy: im guessing it was hard for him to leave home
  • Let Me In Your Heart Again: that one song thats really good but no one talks about
  • Long Away: but holy shit this one is really sweet and chill???
  • Lost Opportunity: its like a song you would hear at an empty bar at 2 in the morning
  • The Night Comes Down: beautiful harmonies
  • No-One But You: Let's not talk about that one
  • Now I'm Here: Now im there
  • Procession: really classy but still intimidating vibes of the guitar
  • The Prophet's Song: Really scary opera music
  • Put Out the Fire: Make him destroy the Second Amendment
  • Sail Away, Sweet Sister: he didnt even have a sister
  • Save Me: "im naked and far from home"
  • Scandal: subtle middle finger to the press/paparazzi
  • See What a Fool I've Been: im gonna fight whoever broke his heart to make him write this song
  • Storm Trooper in Stilettos: Literally if you want to woe a Queen fan sing this song to her
  • Sleeping on the Sidewalk: when he switched to Alternative Music
  • Some Day, One Day: That one song from when Queen visited Japan
  • Son & Daughter: I. WANT. YOUUUUUU
  • Sweet Lady: youd expect the song to be nice and calm but dont underestimate it
  • Tear It Up: the song that lets you know Brian had a wild side
  • Teo Torriatte: Second song not in English because he's so smart
  • Tie Your Mother Down: no respect for your mother
  • Too Much Love Will Kill You: OUch Part 2
  • We Will Rock You: he was optimistic at sports rallies as a kid
  • White Man: i actually forgot about this song
  • White Queen: The really cute song for his first love
  • Who Wants to Live Forever: Don't hurt me like this

rules: list 10 songs you’re currently vibing and tag 10 people tagged by @josay and @katsvra thanks guys!!

  1. The Eve - Exo
  2. The Closer - Vixx
  3. Thank you (2017 version) - Nu’est
  4. Forever - Exo 
  5. Untitled, 2014 - G Dragon
  6. Beautiful Liar - Vixx LR 
  7. We Don’t Talk Anymore cover - BTS
  8. Shangri La - Vixx
  9. Milky way - Vixx
  10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 - Vixx

Tagging: @castleoblivions @lahviis @kkookiedough @kirschtein/ @sehunned @koitoshi @t0ukas @natszume @akise @starukos @softshouyous / @pastelminhyuks