i'm gonna take you back to biblical times 1823

  • baby: i-i-i
  • parent: aww what are you saying?
  • baby: i'm gonna take you back to biblical times 1823. an american man named joe living on a farm in the holy land of rochester, new york
  • parent: YOU MEAN THE MORMON PROPHET JOSEPH SMITH?
  • baby: thats right that young man spoke to god
  • parent: HE SPOKE TO GOD?
  • baby: and god said joe people really need to know that the bible isn't two parts there's a part three to the bible joe and i god have annointed you to dig up this part three which is buried by a tree in a hill in your backyard!
  • parent: WOW GOD SAYS GO TO YOUR BACKYARD AND START DIGGING THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
  • person: can you rap?
  • me: yeah
  • me: I'm gonna take you back to biblical times: 1823. An American man livin on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York.
  • me: You mean the Mormon prophet, Joseph Smith?
  • me: That's right! That young man spoke to God!
  • me: He spoke to God?
  • me: And God said, 'Joe, people really need to know that the Bible isn't 2 parts. There's a part 3 to the Bible, Joe. And I, God, have anointed you to dig up this part 3 which is buried by a tree on the hill in your backyard!'
  • person: ...