i'm gonna slit throats

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Pidge:</b> are you guys awake?<p/><b>Lance:</b> yeah, what's wrong?<p/><b>Pidge:</b> I'm having nightmares, can you tell me a story or something?<p/><b>Lance:</b> Now-<p/><b>Hunk:</b> don't do it-<p/><b>Keith:</b> I'm gonna actually slit your throat-<p/><b>Lance:</b> now thIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW-<p/></p><p/><b></b> <p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Seventeen as things said in Buzzfeed: Unsolved videos pt 2
  • S.coups: Xeroxing is not how cloning works
  • Jeonghan: Well if it's any consolation, you look like an idiot
  • Joshua: Or he could be like "wow what a colourful vest"
  • Jun: Hey ghosts, tousle my hair, gimme a little purple nurple or something. Let's have some fun
  • Hoshi: So if I step on a...a fly? Does a fly's ghost...stay around?
  • Wonwoo: If you slit my throat tonight I'm gonna have a hard time forgiving ya for that
  • Woozi: I'm gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now
  • DK: That's my...my darn sandwich
  • Mingyu: If I see people taller than me I get concerned about them because I think they're going to die young
  • The8: I think your argument is not a compelling force though, so
  • Seungkwan: Let's just fuckin skidaddle back home
  • Vernon: It is a very old piece of footage, but so is... Die Hard. Still good.
  • Dino: *laughing* You look like an idiot
THIS IS WHY I SHOULD STICK TO FICTIONAL COUPLES.
  • Cancers in horoscopes: I'm gonna cry during this McDonald's commercial and nothing is going to stop me
  • Cancers in real life: if u fuckin breathe on me I'm gonna slit ur throat, but I'm gonna have a smile on my face the whole time tho