i'm gonna put this on your shirt

IKEA shenanigans
  • #1
  • Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • #2
  • Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that
  • Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
  • #3
  • Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
  • Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
  • #4
  • Person A: *staring at all the desks*
  • Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?
  • Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-
  • Person B: *kicks them in the shin*
  • Lance, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Keith: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • Lance: why? we have nowhere to be
  • Keith: babe were in Ikea and that bed is completely out of our price range and if we get kicked out-
  • Lance: come cuddle with me
  • Keith: fine, but just for a moment
the dummies go to IKEA
  • 1.
  • Minho, lying seductively on a bed: honey come join me
  • Key: if you don't put your shirt back on i'm legitimately going to leave you here
  • 2.
  • Taemin: i'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, i'm gonna name our kid that
  • Key: p l e a s e s t o p
  • 3.
  • Onew: you have to stop crying about all the rooms
  • Jonghyun: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DON'T HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THAT'S SO TRAGIC
  • Jungkook, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
  • Jimin: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here
  • Jungkook: why? we have nowhere to be
  • Jimin: babe were in Ikea and that bed is completely out of our price range and if we get kicked out-
  • Jungkook: come cuddle with me
  • Jimin: fine, but just for a moment
Daedric Prince reviews: Azura

Daggerfall: wh-put a shirt on, azura! still, luscious locks, nice rose. 2/5.

Morrowind: good job getting your dawn and dusk aesthetic together, but where did your hair go?? 1/5.

Oblivion: got the dawn and dusk down, and you’ve got your hair back. 3/5.

Skyrim: absolutely gorgeous! that pose, that drapery, that backdrop. flawless. 5/5.

ESO: still pretty similar to skryim, but this one gets bonus points from being made out of bronze. nice choice. 4/5.

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He found a snuggly spot.

(Please be very, very careful about snuggling with your beebs in bed!  I’ve seen way too many stories from heartbroken people who dozed off and accidentally smothered their birds.   I know how hard it is to resist the temptation to keep snuggling with your bird, but please, if you’re tired or feel like you might fall asleep, for the bird’s safety and your own peace of mind, put your bird away IMMEDIATELY.)

I’m finally going to share some of my thoughts on Tythan since I reblogged Eth’s ask regarding the ship. This isn’t a ship blog (other than tyler x reader) stuff, and will never be a ship blog so I’ve been quiet on the subject.

It’s fine to ship things privately where the boys won’t see it. So I don’t have any problems with discord servers or shared google docs because the boys won’t see it. 

What’s not okay is even though Ethan has repeated said that ship stuff of any kind makes him uncomfortable people tag him and Tyler in it anyway. They recognize that they don’t have any control over it but I personally think it’s super disrespectful that people continue to tag them even though they don’t want to be tagged in it.

I won’t lie, I lowkey think they’d be cute together. BUT I keep that too myself because I don’t want to make them uncomfortable because I really care about them and their feelings. And I don’t have any dellusions that they actually are together.

Another thing is, some shippers really do take it too far. Not just with the blatant tagging, but also by insisting that there’s “proof” of Tythan. It’s not real guys. Unless they ever say it is (which, based of Ethan response, I doubt they ever will) it’s really not cool to turn into zealots of the ship. Idk what other word there is for it. Ty and Eth live together, they’re friendly and they happen to own the same shirt - that doesn’t mean that they are romantically involved. 

I don’t know if you guys noticed but yesterday during the livestream Tyler put ‘Tytan’ as his name for one of the jackbox games. Ethan thought it said Tythan and immediately his mood dropped and he was so uncomfortable. You can’t tell me that shipping it doesn’t affect them when they both say it makes them change their typical high spirits.

Please just keep your ships to yourself out of respect to both of them.

itsyoongi  asked:

"Listen. I'm gonna need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else, okay?" + Yoongi 💕

Ary’s Drabble Bonanza: August ‘17 Edition < 005 >
Character Min Yoongi (Suga)
AU College 

“_____.” 

“What?” 

“Seriously. You’re doing this now?” 

Confused, you furrow your eyebrows, eyeing the coffee that’s starting to stain the front of Yoongi’s shirt where he’s just spat out a mouthful. 

“It’s as good a time as ever,” you reply. “If either of us put it off any longer, this shit ain’t gonna be built. Ever.” 

“Listen,” he says, putting his mug down onto the kitchen bench. “I’m gonna need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else, okay? At least throw one of my shirts on or something before you lecture me about IKEA flatpacks.” 

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Finally back with art now that exams are done !! This one is for the Young Avengers Exchange (so sorry it’s late !!)

Prompt was : Festive happenings in which America is wearing a holiday jumper which does something horrendous like light up or sing a song or something. Possibly Kate’s doing. Amerikate always welcomed!

Well, when you’re from a world created by Billy Kaplan, stars that light up on your swearter might just be normal fashion sense where you come from, you know ? Maybe it does sing. Or has magical properties. Inter-dimensional radio? Who knows.

anonymous asked:

Can I request mercy, pharah, and widowmaker comforting the reader over their dog dying? My dog is gonna be needed to be put down soon and I'm devastated.

Mercy


She gently hushed under her breath as she pulled you close, hand rubbing your arm as you cried into her shirt. She just held you there as you cried, letting you get it out.

“Grieve,” she said, “for as long as you need.”

“I am here.”

Pharah


She feels a little out of her league while you cry, unsure what is the right thing to do. Eventually, she just pulls you into a hug, letting you sob as she rubs your back.

“Thank you,” you eventually sniffled, Fareeha pulling you closer.

She pressed a kiss to your forehead, the two of you settling into silence.

Widowmaker


She doesn’t know what to do, she doesn’t even remember what it’s like to feel grief. You’re one of the few exceptions so she does her best to help you through this. 

She pulls you close and you curl up against her cold body, Amélie starts to hum something she heard a long time ago. A song her mother sang for her. 

She begins to rock you back and forth as you eventually fall asleep, exhausted from crying.

so i personally subscribe to the siren rhys theory

but it’s also been kind of implied that at least some of the siren’s tattoos need to be showing for their powers to work, and rhys is always in long sleeved shirts

so imagine rhys preparing to use his powers during a crisis by frantically untying his tie and scrambling to take off his shirt in front of everyone

he does get to blow everyone away with some badass siren magic, but first he has to deal jack’s mockery and fiona yelling at him to put his goddamn shirt back on

have-some-kookies-deactivated20  asked:

“I was drawing peacefully in the park when you came up behind me and said “Is that anime?” and that is how come I accidentally punched your lights out and I’m now in the ER trying to fill out your paperwork while you drool unhelpfully on my shoulder” AU TaeKook (your blog thinks I'm a robot)

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Bit the bullet and bought my tickets for The Last Jedi!!!!

My anxiety and depression has been on a sharp increase lately, so I honestly wasn’t sure if I was going to opening weekend of TLJ. Coupled with my boyfriend’s general wariness of large crowds due to his occupation, I REALLY wasn’t sure. 

BUT, HE ASSURED ME THAT HE WANTS TO GO WITH ME ON FRIDAY AT 12:45pm!

Originally posted by kahliethefangirl

I had to call him and asked him like five times if he was sure. He also gets out Friday morning at 6am from his job, so I know he’s gonna be REALLY tired. He’s a big Star Wars fan too!

I’m REALLY anxious but I’m super excited. Now all I need to do is get a Reylo themed shirt and I think I’m going to be putting my hair up in tri-buns. I haven’t decided.

This series, coupled along with a few other of my fandoms have really made this year a little less horrible. If you’ve read all of this, thank you for your time. 

badass-boytoy  asked:

Time constrained: I have a question about my top surgery consult. It's Thursday and I'm not sure what to expect. It's my first time meeting the surgeon and I'm nervous. Will they make me take my shirt off? What the heck is gonna happen at this appointment?

Great questions!

It’s normal to be nervous before such an important transition milestone.

Yes, the surgeon will need to examine your chest closely. You’ll likely be left in a room by yourself (you can also ask to have a companion with you) to take off your shirt and put on a gown. Then the surgeon will remove the gown to examine your chest. This may include touching, pinching, poking. Then you’ll be able to put your shirt back on and the surgeon will offer their professional recommendation as to which Top Surgery procedure would give you the results you seek. You’ll have the chance to book a surgery date if you choose to move forward, and may also be given some handouts (pre-/post-op checklists and information.)

Questions to ask the surgeon at your consult:
http://theartoftransliness.com/post/51618097579/questions-to-ask-your-top-surgeon-the-anything-and
http://theartoftransliness.com/post/32340852221/questions-to-ask-your-top-surgeon-during-your
http://www.plasticsurgery.org/articles-and-galleries/patient-and-consumer-information/patient-safety.html?sub=Questions+to+ask+my+plastic+surgeon

Don’t forget to bring a notebook to write down the answers to your questions!

overwatch characters as things I overheard during highschool
  • Genji: "It's ass-grab Friday."
  • McCree: "Put your shirt back on, you Sasquatch man!"
  • Pharah: "Hurry! There's no time! GRAVITY!"
  • Reaper: "Well, it's 8:52, I'm gonna go burn in Hell."
  • Soldier 76: "WE COULD HAVE HOUSE-SIZED LOBSTERS IF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT WOULD GET OFF ITS ASSES AND DO SOMETHING."
  • Tracer: "You were walking around the street, like some kind of walk-streeter."
  • Bastion: (Watching someone draw) "Leg. Leg. Head."
  • Hanzo: "This fucker made me let my lizard out!"
  • Junkrat: "He went to the bathroom and came back with a bag of chips. Tell me THAT isn't gross."
  • Mei: "I'm not gonna give you my sweater, so just imagine you're warm."
  • Torbjörn: "My whole body hurts cause I'm so mad."
  • Widowmaker: "That's the sound of thieving at Walmart."
  • D.Va: "I love CS:GO and wasting my grandparent's money!"
  • Reinhardt: (Looking at a picture of a Steelix) "Is that a minion?"
  • Roadhog: "I would strangle you but my hands are covered in chapstick."
  • Winston: (In regards to a certain way to peel a banana) "He didn't know you could pinch the butthole!"
  • Zarya: "They're over there talking about dicks... I thought they were all lesbians?"
  • Lúcio: "I'm done with life but I'm not done with Dance."
  • Mercy: "A bunch of accidents are accidental."
  • Symmetra: "I can't hold back the urge to repress the people."
  • Zenyatta: "Why do I have everyone's feelings?"

anonymous asked:

I'm gonna FaceTime my long distance daddy tonight and he wants me to surprise him with something that little me would do... I'm drawing a blank! Help I need ideas!

If you have a tee shirt of his wear that and nothing else but his favorite pair of your panties. Put your hair up in a pony tail. While your talking to him color cute little pictures for him. And hum a cute song while your doing it. Be super cute for him (:

anonymous asked:

I would love to see the top five most obscure pictures of Michael you currently have saved to your computer. Go.

i can’t believe you’d try to limit me to five but:

anonymous asked:

can i have an imagine when you live with all the boys and they always flirt with you? i'm an italian girl and i really love your imagines. <3

Thank u love ! <3

“Taylor pick up your shirt.” You tell him immediately after he drops it on the floor. “And put it back on, maybe?" 
"Just cause you thirsty for this” He says, flexing his muscles, and tensing his stomach. You roll your eyes and walk to the kitchen to grab an apple.
“Hey sexy” Gilinsky says, picking through the fruit bowl.
“Jack.” You greet him, grabbing an apple quickly and darting off.

“Hey (y/n) I’m gonna need you to pick something up for me.” Sammy says walking past you, you turn around as he and you walk in opposite directions, “if it’s weed, forget it.” He snickers and turns to walk away. You roll your eyes again, what a nut house you think to yourself

You walk into the living room to find Nash and Cam mid vine, “Oh damn, what was I meant to say again?” Nash asks
Cameron grunts and repeats his line as they start over again. 
“Oh hey (y/n)” Cam says noticing you standing and watching. 
“Yo let’s make a vine with (y/n)!” Nash suggests.
Cam agrees, walking over to you and picking you up, putting you over his shoulder, “Oh my god, Cam put me down!” You say, kicking your legs.
He laughs, “you’re so cute when you try.”

You film the vine, which - of course - consisted of them making fun of you somehow; and leave the room to go upstairs and read.

“Hey uh, (y/n)?” Jack Johnson says peeping into your room.
“God Jack, ever heard of knocking?!” You joke
He smirks, “Nothing I haven’t seen before.” 
You roll your eyes for what feels like the seventieth time that day, “In your dreams, Johnson. What do you want?” You put your book down and he sits on your bed and starts asking for girl advice before promptly leaving. 
You finish the last few pages of your book and get up to go check out what everyone is up to.

The guys are in the living room playing Fifa when Matt turns around when he hears you coming down the stairs. “Hey! (y/n)!” He pats his lap and you go and sit down on it, “so who’s winning?” You ask.
Matt goes through the plays, and the score as you pretend to care. 
“Hey (y/n), you know that guy at the last Meet & Greet?” Nash says, eyes planted firmly on the screen.
“There were a lot of guys at the Meet & Greet, Nash” You sigh, brushing your hand through Matt’s hair. 
“You know, the guy guy” Nash says.
"Ohhh, the guy guy” You say. “… Still not following.” 
"The guy that totally wanted to get in your pants” Carter clears it up as he too stays firmly focussed on the game.
“Oh” You laugh, “Yeah?" 
"Uh, he called you” Nash says.
“What?!” You exclaim, 
“Yeah, I told him not to call again because I was your boyfriend and I was pissed.” He smirks, 
You throw a pillow at his head and he grunts in response, “Every single time, Hamilton!” You yell, getting up to start hitting him.
“Ouch ouch ouch!” He says as you hit him and he shields himself with his arm. He pulls you down onto his lap and starts tickling you, “Don’t hit me!” He warns, as you laugh uncontrollably. “Nash stop!” You yell. 
Shawn pulls you away from Nash’s grip and you thank him. 
“You’re a loser” You tell Nash, half joking as you leave to go back up to your room.

wow what a life