i'm gonna hit you with a pillow

for real tho that one scene in s1 where keith goes “as soon as my head hits the pillow i’m gonna be lights out” was said in the exact same tone i talk in when i’m trying to impress people. and he was looking at lance. also 10minutes later he had a minor crisis about how fucking stupid that sounded.

  • BamBam: *Cuddling with Yugyeom on his bed* I love you Gyeomie!
  • Yugyeom: *Blushes* I love you too Bambi!
  • BamBam: *Leans in to kiss Yugyeom*
  • Jackson: AYYE GUYS!!!
  • BamBam: ...
  • Yugyeom: ...
  • Jackson: ...
  • Jackson: i'm gonna go... you guys can do what you need to do *winks*
  • Yugyeom: EW-
  • BamBam: EW?
  • Yugyeom: I MEAN WE AREN'T DOING THAT
  • BamBam: WE AREN'T?
  • Yugyeom: ARE WE?
  • Jackson: *Laughing his ass off*
  • Yugyeom: *Throws a pillow* LEAVE!
  • Jackson: Okay! I'm leaving. Have fun! *Winks and runs away so he doesn't get hit*
  • BamBam: So are we? Or?
  • Yugyeom: *Facepalms*
  • me in the evening: *can't keep my eyes open 'cause i am so sleepy and tired, feels like i'm gonna fall asleep standing*
  • my brain, the second my head hits the pillow: hey, so listen, i've come up with 30 different scenarios of how bad can the smallest things in your life go, i think it's good time i told you all about them right now
MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS.
  • ❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead! ❞
  • ❝ You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I'd have matching halves. That's very important. ❞
  • ❝ Ring ring, hello? Oh, hold on, it's for you - it's second place. ❞
  • ❝ You know that I ain't bragging. ❞
  • ❝ I'm reading this from Wikipedia, so it has to be true. ❞
  • ❝ Let's hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin' the pot. ❞
  • ❝ I bet I've got til lunch at least before everyone sees I'm a spaz! ❞
  • ❝ I'm not very hungry - just gimme a double Polar Burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream. ❞
  • ❝ Missed your midterms and flunked shampoo! ❞
  • ❝ Hey turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits. ❞
  • ❝ Is that unfair? -- Oh wait, I don't care. ❞
  • ❝ The truth is that you're such a dork, you kinda make it cool. ❞
  • ❝ We got more balls than the team we cheer for! ❞
  • ❝ Miss Goody Two Shoes makes me wanna barf. ❞
  • ❝ Even mocking cheerleaders cannot hide the emptiness in my soul. ❞
  • ❝ They're dogs! No! Lower than that, they're fleas on dogs! ❞
  • ❝ I'm a trust fund baby, you can trust me. ❞
  • ❝ The dinosaurs choked on the dust, they died because God said they must. ❞
  • ❝ Happy kitties, sleepy puppies, tiny duckies, sparkly ponies... ❞
  • ❝ My teen angst bullshit has a body count. ❞
  • ❝ Give my love to the leprechauns. ❞
  • ❝ I thought you were a spoiled, rich, uptight little white bitch now I think you're just white. ❞
  • ❝ I am tired of living alone with my cat! ❞
  • ❝ You drink a lot of Red Bull, don't you? ❞
  • ❝ If I get blood on the carpet my mother will kill me. ❞
  • ❝ Some say that I'm a pompous creep - somehow I don't lose that much sleep. ❞
  • ❝ Such a blunder. Sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder. ❞
  • ❝ Shakin' at the high school hop. ❞
  • ❝ I've got lots of experience with not fitting in. Do you need some pointers? ❞
  • ❝ Ugh. You've got a left hand, use it. ❞
  • ❝ Showing up here took some guts, time to rip 'em out. ❞
  • ❝ Keep that pelvis far from me! ❞
  • ❝ Thanks, but I don't need voices in my head today. ❞
  • ❝ You don't wanna hear all the horny details. ❞
  • ❝ I gotta go get my asthma spray... ❞
  • ❝ Your perfume smells like your daddy's got money. ❞
  • ❝ Does your mommy know you eat all this crap? ❞
  • ❝ Jesus, you're making me sound like Air Supply. ❞
  • ❝ Language, honey child, please. ❞
  • ❝ Like a beautiful blonde pineapple. ❞
  • ❝ I don't rat my hair! ❞
  • ❝ My dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ❞
  • ❝ Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in. ❞
  • ❝ You're my last meal on death row. ❞
  • ❝ I've got a big butt, well so what? It's good as any other! ❞
  • ❝ I led a protest march against insensitive cartoons! ❞
  • ❝ Some people are SO touchy. ❞
  • ❝ Mama gave birth to the hand-jive. ❞
  • ❝ It's hot in here and kinda smells like someone wet the bed... ❞
  • ❝ Oh... I wanted to answer the puppy question? ❞
  • ❝ You're absolutely right - should have shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up. ❞
  • ❝ I haven't slept since 1992. ❞
  • ❝ Malum in se is an action evil in itself. Assault, murder, white shoes after labor day. ❞
  • ❝ You need a cite a more specific grievance. Here's an itemized list of all these years of diagreements. ❞
  • ❝ Donate my car to crippled kids, or to those ghetto moms on crack. ❞
  • ❝ I'm, like, gonna cry - I got tears comin' outta my nose! ❞
  • ❝ Keep your filthy paws off of my silky drawers. ❞
  • ❝ Color me stoked. ❞
  • ❝ Yo, who the f is this? ❞
  • ❝ You've got the best friggin shoes! ❞
  • ❝ Keep it positive as you slap her to the floor! ❞
  • ❝ Come on! Let's go krunkin' in the parking lot! ❞
  • ❝ I've come of age to be a raging castrating bitch! ❞
  • ❝ I'll be Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. ❞
  • ❝ Really stick it to the phallocentric war machine! ❞
  • ❝ Must we all descend into madness? ❞
  • ❝ It's a work of genius. I couldn't undo it if I tried.... and I tried. ❞
  • ❝ Dear God... it's scented. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ So go on, here's my head, just hit it with a rock. ❞
  • ❝ I want a devil in skin tight leather. ❞
  • ❝ You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick? ❞
  • ❝ You know, for a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't never caught a rabbit. ❞
  • ❝ Honestly, it's kind of draining... ❞
  • ❝ I just did what you wished you could but you don't have the balls. ❞
  • ❝ I'm dazzling! Magnificent! I am the one percent! ❞
  • ❝ Now what I'm going to say may seem indelicate... ❞
  • ❝ I'm gonna French kiss with tongue like I dreamed I'd do - and not just with my pillow! ❞
  • ❝ It's like hearing a ticking sound coming from unmarked packages! ❞
  • ❝ Someone's had their morning coffee... ❞
  • ❝ We're what killed the dinosaurs! ❞
  • ❝ I don't know what you heard, but whatever it is, they started it. ❞
  • ❝ Fine, okay, I'm gay! ❞
  • ❝ You can set my bones and I know CPR. ❞
  • ❝ Immigrants - we get the job done. ❞
  • ❝ Man. What rich, romantic planet are you from? ❞
  • ❝ Whaaaaaaat. ❞
  • ❝ What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. ❞
  • ❝ Awesome... wow. ❞
  • ❝ I'm bigger than John Lennon! ❞
  • ❝ I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ❞
  • ❝ If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! ❞
  • ❝ Alright, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! ❞
  • ❝ Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky. ❞
  • ❝ It's got groove! It's got meaning! ❞
  • ❝ When I fight I make the other side panicky! ❞
  • ❝ That is a metro hetero jerk! ❞
  • ❝ Love is like forever this is no time to economize! ❞
  • ❝ Their thinkin' is stinkin' and a little outdated. ❞
  • ❝ I'm probably too cool for you, so friend request denied. ❞
  • ❝ You're on Jiffy Pop detail. ❞
  • ❝ I don't have to always be right - when I'm with you, I just am. ❞
  • ❝ I'm raisin' hell and I'm a felon in a four foot frame. ❞
  • ❝ Guys who wear that get beat up on my street. ❞
  • ❝ It's like making love to you all night, NO WAIT! It feels so much better! ❞
  • ❝ No sleep for you, better chug that Mountain Dew. ❞
  • ❝ All I got was a running nose and Asiatic flu. ❞
  • ❝ You ain't no friend of mine. ❞
  • ❝ We have fought on like, seventy-five different fronts. ❞
  • ❝ I'm not freaking out, I'm really okay, I'm totally chill. ❞
  • ❝ If your Irish boy tires of you, you're allowed to shoot him in the knees. ❞
  • ❝ You ever see somebody ruin their own life? ❞
  • ❝ The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem. ❞
  • ❝ Peachy keen, jellybean. ❞
  • ❝ Both your hair and shoes are flat. ❞
  • ❝ Lookin' hot, Cream of Mushroom! ❞
Eye See What You Did There - How To Piss Your Family Off With Puns
  • Me: *drawing various ideas for a character's eyes*
  • Me: *has the witty idea to label each layer 'eye-dea 1, 2, 3...'*
  • Me: *asks which one my brother likes best*
  • Brother: *glances at screen* It's a pun!!1!1
  • Brother: *pretty much flips a table and walks out*
  • PUN COUNT - 1
  • Me: *follows brother*
  • Me: Heh... They only get cornea...
  • Brother: *annoyed eye-twitching* sTOP
  • PUN COUNT - 2
  • Me: *sighs*
  • Me: Iris-k my dignity for these puns...
  • Brother: I'm gonna-
  • PUN COUNT - 3
  • Me: I guess... The pupil has become the master.
  • Brother, usually the punmaster: gET OUT
  • Me: *pretty much forced out*
  • PUN COUNT - 4
  • Me, telling my mum about this: I'm not gonna lie... Eye brows-ed the internet for those...
  • Mum: *hitting me with a pillow* gET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
  • PUN COUNT - 5
  • Me: *dodging a flailing pillow*
  • Me: You don't have to lash out!
  • Me: *flees to the safety of the bathroom cackling*
  • PUN COUNT - 6
Me and AC characters having a sleepover.
  • Ezio: *brings lots of wine and his favorite pillows*
  • Connor: *wears pajamas with lots of feather designs on them*
  • Haytham: *tries to read under the blanket* Leave me alone...
  • Altair: *feels like the only adult in the chaos of children*
  • Malik: *feels like the only one who isn't a novice*
  • --
  • Shay: Hey Arno~ *evil smirk*
  • Arno: *slowly lifts his head up* Y-yes?
  • *gets nailed with a pillow in the face*
  • *french cursing is heard*
  • Haytham: Cormac...you have no idea what you have done...
  • *pillow war starts*
  • *the two opposing sides divide the room in half*
  • Arno: *sides with Ezio to use his unlimited supply of pillows*
  • Shay: *climbs on the cabinet (cause he is a sniper and shit)*. I'm gonna get you all!
  • Haytham: Cormac get down! *runs across the 'field' to get to the shelter Lee made*
  • Shay: *throws pillows at Malik and Edward*
  • Edward: *after Malik gets hit* haha, and who is a novice after that?
  • Malik: ....I'll show you...*sides with the Templars*
  • Altair: Malik, how could you D:
  • --
  • Me: *records the war on camera* this is better than porn, man...
  • Edward: *takes out a half of the barricade* YO-HO! *drinks*
  • Connor: CHARLES LEE!!!*uses a pillow as a shield, runs at Lee*
  • Lee: oh my god, leave me alone!!!!
  • --
  • Arno: *suddenly drags Shay down from the cabinet*
  • *both fall down*
  • Shay: *falls on top of Arno*
  • Arno: D:
  • Shay: D:
  • Me: o.o DAMNNN THAT POSE!!!! Arno spread you legs a bit more, I want to capture this!
  • *everyone turns to face me*
  • Me: :D what?
  • *the following scene contains gory images of me being murdered by a million pillows flying over to me*
  • --
  • *after the war is over, everyone is exhausted, some pillows are torn, feathers flying*
  • Connor: FEATHERS, FEATHERS, FEATHERS! *jumps around, tries to catch them all* ((ahah, Pokemon joke))
  • Edward: *drunk with Ezio*
  • --
  • Haytham: *gets dragged away by Ziio*
  • Ziio: never leave children in one room together.
  • Elise: I agree. *drags Arno by his ear*
  • Arno: ;_; baby, I'm sorry, but Shay started it...
  • Aveline: *patiently waits for Connor to be done, facepalms*
  • Me: *hysterical laughter*
  • Shay: how could you....you make me and Arno...you.. *gets his rifle out* you...
  • Me: Shaaaaaaay, do you want a huuuuuug? *puppy eyes*
  • Shay: ahah...haha...*shoots me with a sleep dart* you are lucky today.
Lucky Us: X Years Later...
  • Adrien: *sits up in bed*
  • Adrien: *sleepy blink*
  • Adrien: *furrows brow* I'm gonna kick Nathanael's ass.
  • Marinette: It's three in the morning.
  • Adrien: *lays back down* I'm gonna do it, buginette
  • Marinette: Sure.
  • Adrien: I will avenge you
  • Marinette: If I make love to you will you shut up and go to sleep?
  • Adrien: *snores*
  • Marinette: *is wide awake now, hits Adrien with a pillow* Stupid cat.
Farscape Sentence Starters
  • "No one knows you here. It's only people who know you that want to kill you."
  • "My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."
  • "Can I get a 'HELL YEAH'?"
  • "I got great eyes! They're 20/20 and they're blue!"
  • "Was it easy to be a hero?..... Leave me behind?"
  • "You want someone to like you? Invest in a mirror."
  • "Don't move! Or I'll fill you full of... little yellow bolts of light."
  • "Did you send the 'don't shoot, we're pathetic' transmission yet?"
  • "I'm stoked, not stupid."
  • "My friend, you have one thing to learn. There is always time for beer."
  • "You're worse than me. I like that."
  • "From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I could never see the end."
  • "I just can't be your kind of hero."
  • "I figure doing the right thing starts at the beginning of the day, not after you've been caught."
  • "I am no one's female."
  • "This plan is so bad, it has to be ours."
  • "It's a Jerry Springer kind of family, but for what it's worth, you are family."
  • "Remember those rattlers in the stomach we talked about? Well, I've got 'em now."
  • "I am unimpressed by your masculine memories."
  • "It's not you, it's me. I don't like you."
  • "I will not be a slave to your hormones!"
  • "She was vague to the point that I suspected she didn't have a clue."
  • "You defy the entire theory of natural selection."
  • "You can be more."
  • "I am not a scientist. I am, however, what I've always been, and that is superior."
  • "I apologize for my strengths!"
  • ".... I am standing in your heart... and I am about to squeeze."
  • "Revenge is a dish best served cold, and you like revenge, don't you?"
  • "Shooting makes me feel better!"
  • "My size is never a matter of discussion."
  • "And you say you think you loved this man?"
  • "Kryptonite. Silver bullet. Buffy. What's it gonna take to keep you in the grave?"
  • "Why do I always attract the freaks?"
  • "We've come a long way since then, and we've still got a long way to go. Take the journey with me."
  • "I can handle big."
  • "Comfy? Can I get you a pillow?"
  • "I'm a guy. A guy! Guys dream about this sort of thing!"
  • "Same dren, different planet."
  • "Merry Frelling Christmas."
  • "I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions, but I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face."
  • "That's a nice sword... Ever slay any dragons with it?"
  • "One more word of technobabble and I will cut your tongue out!"
  • "You do not scare me, missy...... Okay. You scare me a little."
  • "You're making even less sense than usual... but in a cute way."
  • "I don't snurch! I procure."
  • "Look upward and share the wonders I've seen."

thought-  asked:

Fic prompt! Something with Tex and Carolina where they... I don't know, share a moment. Are on the same side. Help each other out. Just something with them not at each other's throats, be it canon or au or whatever.

[This takes place in not-quite-happy-family-yet AU!!! I don’t know what I’m doing I don’t know if this makes sense]

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Carolina walks out in the middle of dinner one night.

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