i'm gonna have to make another one

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This. Is. Unacceptable.

I’m so fucking angry that I can barely think properly, I doubt this rant will make sense so my sincerest apologies if I’ve confused you with my anger.

I don’t fucking understand why Twitter is such a shitty fucking place and they feel as if people read their stupid as fuck comments, maybe they’re trying to feel better about their pathetic lives and get off to insulting people who have more fucking talent than them, but who knows? I won’t be nosy.

Jenna looked beautiful tonight and I thought she looked so adorable when she started bobbing her head along to the music. She was happy. Then fucking Twitter decides to fucking add their unnecessary and irrelevant input and basically ruin the night for me, and I’m sure I’m not the only person who felt like this when they saw these tweets.

I hate the fact that Jenna could see these tweets at any time, and they would hurt her. I don’t want her to feel hurt or ashamed, I want her to feel happy that she got to attend the Grammys with her husband and watch him and his best friend win a Grammy. I want her to remember that tonight was one of the best nights she’s ever had, and these tweets are so fucking disgusting and they make me sick.

Think before you fucking speak, I don’t give a flying fuck if you’re in the Clique or not. People who insult Jenna like this is like me talking shit about Beyoncè or Lady Gaga or anyone that a lot of people love, it’s fucking fucked up.

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And the last part! Which leads straight to this one.

Feeling lost? Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

(Coffee shop AU)

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Gendrya Spies Au

And it kills her - more than any knife or bullet that inflicted her pain in her work - that he would rather agree to be transferred than stay with her in the field.

“This is all a means to an end for you, Stark. Any mission is about your father, your mother or your brother. For me is about belonging. The unit is like a family, and I’ve never had one of those.”

“Just make sure your death is not another one I have to avenge or I’ll bring you back and kill you myself Waters”

26th & 28th/29th December Show Reports

Okay, I’m going to have to come clean at the start. This is another recap of two performances. One was with the full original cast (which I’ll talk less about, but I will cover the mistakes in it which were plentiful and glorious), which I will refer to as the Boxing Day show when I mention it, and the other was with James Howard as Draco and Morag Cross as McGonagall. The latter is the one for which I was sitting near the front of the stalls, and that’s the one I’ll focus on, because it was better and more interesting. 

(You’ll all be pleased to know I wrote over 2000 words less in this recap than I did my last one. It’s still almost long enough to be a dissertation though so… Sorry about that! I hope you enjoy.)

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oh dear lord is Arc V turning into 358/2 Days and the KHII prologue

Crimsennui Week, Day Four : Crossover (Corpse Bride)

((Because drawing is hard for me, a description of Loch’s outfit tomorrow.

TL;DR–red jacket with black trim and cuffs, black shirt, pink vest with thin black stripes, red pants with pinstripes, a sweet cravat with his Skull pendant clipped onto it and his old Aether pin on his lapel.  Inspired by Baile Oricorio.  His hair is down and not under his hat, so it’s nearly at his shoulders. A charm bracelet with his name written on it in skulls from Cece.

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Sleeping Beast (Victuuri)

Author’s Notes: Guess who collabbed again :^D Me and @mystictickles collabed and made this work of art~ It was really fun ^^ And we’re gonna do another one as well! And then I still have my own fic as promised coming later today, so just think of this as making up for the serious lack of original fics on this blog wow I apologize lmao.
Also I’m putting the cut a bit further down than normal because… why not. I’m experimenting with different writing styles/formats to see which gets the most notes/reblogs/hearts whatever. So I hope you like the fic, we liked writing it~! ^^

Summary: Yuuri attempts to make Victor breakfast in bed quietly, but clumsily wakes him up instead. And Victor is not happy :^)

Word count: 979

Yuuri should have known this was a bad idea. Why did he think he could cook anything? All he was doing was messing it up. He had the mixing spoon in his teeth, he was holding the oven open with his foot, and he was hopping up and down trying to shake up a drink, and then he was mixing lettuce with his other free hand. Yeah, it was a heck of a sight. And the hopping wasn’t exactly quiet, and he knew that, but it was much louder than he’d realized. He had hoped to be able to make Victor a nice breakfast for once, though it wasn’t really going as how he had planned. He had pictured it in his mind as cute and romantic, though it turned out to be a huge disaster. And it didn’t take long until a grumpy Victor was standing behind him. “Yuuri, what the heck are you doing?” Yuuri jumped up in surprise and dropped everything he was holding. “V-v-victor?! A-aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?” Yuuri stuttered, and Victor just shook his head. “I was indeed sleeping until a certain raven haired Japanese katsudon boy woke me up.”

“I-I can explain, I swear!” Yuuri choked. “I was…!”

“You were…?” Victor trailed off, raising his eyebrows as if waiting for the rest of that sentence to be completed.

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jon snow + favourite book moments ≣ 1/?

He thought Ygritte might try to run, but she only stood there, waiting, looking at him. “You never killed a woman before, did you?” When he shook his head, she said, “We die the same as men. But you don’t need to do it. Mance would take you, I know he would. There’s secret ways. Them crows would never catch us.”
“I’m as much a crow as they are,” Jon said.
She nodded, resigned. “Will you burn me, after?”
“I can’t. The smoke might be seen.”
“That’s so.” She shrugged. “Well, there’s worse places to end up than the belly of a shadowcat.”
He pulled Longclaw over a shoulder. “Aren’t you afraid?”
“Last night I was,” she admitted. “But now the sun’s up.

we have this shitty little cordless handheld vacuum that used to be good but has thoroughly gone to shit over the years. the connectors between the switch (which is like a trigger, you hold it down to make it run) and the battery pack are fucky so it’ll run for a couple seconds and then stop, so you have to re-squeeze the switch to restart it for another couple seconds. and the noise it makes is high pitched for a vacuum and also incredibly annoying

and for some reason my mom insists on using it, so rn the sound through the whole house is WRYYYY…. WRYYYYY…. WRYYYYYY

so I finally have more information re: car repairs

my dad and his girlfriend took my truck to another collision place this morning, one that I recognized as one my mom’s used in the past. the good news is, they’ll fix my truck with the money provided us by our insurance company.

bad news is, it’s gonna take them two weeks to do it. so I’m thinking I’m gonna have to start looking at rental car rates since I don’t think the 3 of us can make sharing one car work for 2 more weeks

can u imagine God making jupiter tho

and the angels are all ‘how many moons did u give that one’

'well twenty but I’m making more’

'what’

'yeah its gonna have 63’

'WHAT’

- Fire For A Heart , by @tvshows-addict​ and @stylinscripts​ : The Grey’s anatomy/Chicago Fire AU no one asked for where Louis is the captain of the firefighting Squad 78, Harry is a surgeon, Zayn is Louis’ second in command and Liam is the rookie. Niall and Sam are Harry’s fellow residents and have their own affair going on.

Larry doctor Harry / firefighter Louis (43k) : as expected, I’m not gonna recover of the feels this fic gave me. So yeah, first chapter full of fluff and funny and OMG the smut (WOW)(bottom Louis) . and then the second chapter leave you hurt on the floor, sobbing. (so yeah, read the tags before cause TW in it). My feels, guys, my feels. It’s just so beautiful and sad and FUCK I love it.

- A Fallen Star That Shines No More , by @nauticalallusions​ : Louis might have a problem.Said problem lies entirely in the fact that he can’t seem to avoid Harry Styles, The Ex-Boyfriend That Broke His Heart and World Famous Popstar Sensation. Everything is only made more complicated by the fact that he doesn’t really want to avoid Harry either, even though they’re supposed to mean nothing to each other. Another tiny problem may also be that Harry has no idea that Louis has a daughter now.Yeah, he’s screwed.

Larry AU (25k) : like 3 of my fav plot together : ex to lovers + famous-not famous + single dad!Louis = <3  (bottom Louis for the smut)

- karoake magic , by @a-writerwrites : “Have you seen his arse?”  He whispered conspiratorially in that way that drunks do when they think they are being discreet but they are really just being loud and obnoxious.“Yes, Harry.  I’ve seen his arse.  I’ve read the poems you’ve composed about said arse.  I’ve even listened to you talk ad  nauseum about Louis’ arse.  It’s a good one, alright?  Is that what you want me to say?  Do I want to see it naked?  No?  Do I want to put my dick in it?  No.  But I can appreciate your infatuation with it, being the gay man that you are.”Harry was nodding along enthusiastically.  “I know, right?” That’s all he said, as if Niall was truly in complete agreement with him.  Niall lowered his voice, “Are you sure he’s even gay?”Harry raised his eyebrows at Niall.  Niall stared back at his friend over the chipped tabletop.  “Have you seen his arse?”  Harry repeated, as if that were a suitable answer.  Niall just shook his head.***** A Uni AU where Harry wants his first time to be with Louis, his really hot roommate.  Louis has other plans.

Larry Uni-roomate AU (27k) : Very funny ! Virgin!Harry pining on his roomate , drunk sex (kind of share that) and fluff ensue.

- heading for a small disaster , by @fukcinglouis​ :  He and Harry have never had an interaction outside of this car, and they probably never will. After all, Harry is just the guy that drives Louis to work, and Louis is just another customer. That’s all they are, really. Or, Harry drives an Uber and Louis’s life is falling apart.

Larry AU (20k). Okay so fair warning about sad!Louis and emotional hurt. but this is really well written,and this story is really original! (and happy ending) (and not smut)

- Not So Typical , by j28 : Harry Styles; football phenomenon, academic prodigy and the most liked guy at Washington State.  Harry has it all; the looks, the popularity, the best friends and it doesn’t hurt that there is a line of girls ready to jump his bones at any second.  It all was perfect…almost perfect that is.  Until that one night, with that one too many drink still burning in his throat and those piercing blue eyes infusing themselves into his every thought.

Larry US-uni AU (90k) : football Harry, hate to love,first time and  coming out … classical plots but nicely done ! (kind of share that)

- I Love You Most , by @akingdomlikethis​  :Friends with benefits has always been enough for Louis. Until, of course, it isn’t.

Larry Uni - BFF to lovers AU (11k) : well written, with jealousy, pining, and nice smut (kind of share that)

- This Must Be My Dream , by @writing-about-larry : When he got closer, Harry could see that the person on the side of the road was a young man who was holding a piece of cardboard. London was scribbled onto it in big letters so passing drivers leaving the motorway station could easily read it.OR Louis is hitchhiking and Harry takes him in. And well, who knew that there would be so many things to be discovered apart from towns and roads and motels?

Larry road-trip AU (12k) : cute ! bottom Harry for the smut , and european road-trip :)

- language or the kiss , by anonymous : “I’ve heard about you, Louis.”Louis just looked back at him, hands on his small hips, foot tapping out an angry beat on the hardwood floor, a verse just under his tongue, waiting to spill out.  “Yeah?  What have you heard?”  Harry slowly stood up, his long lean body feline as he came forward, slowly closing the two feet between them.  “Yeah…I’ve heard about you.” Harry whispered, so close Louis could smell his cologne, something spicy and fruity, soft and wild.  “You’re the one.”Louis looked up at him; unfortunately he had to look up.  The fucker had about three to four inches on him.  “The one what?”  His eyes flickered from Harry’s intent stare to his wet obscene lips.  Louis wasn’t proud.  But his dick may have twitched a little.  Just a little. “You’re the one to beat.”OR the one where Louis’ the best at everything until Harry comes along and makes him think twice.  About everything.

Larry Summer Camp AU (31k) : Poetry and competition ! You maybe wanna slap Louis at first (I did), but god it was great ! Well written, great smut (bottom Harry) .

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another few days in the life of an underachiever (╯◕_◕)╯