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//takes a deep breath

ARTHUR WEASLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES AND CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDERRATED OF HARRY’S FATHER FIGURES ok this man:

  • is so passionate about his job and supporting muggle rights that he doesn’t give two shits abt his reputation as a blood traitor even tho it’s apparently the reason he never got promoted at the ministry
  • wrote the book on why u should not enchant muggle objects and literally has a shed full of flying vehicles and shit that he hopes his wife doesn’t find out about??? lmao what a rebel?? i love this guy
  • was concerned about harry before he even met him because ron was worried that he wasn’t responding to letters and when harry came to stay he totally could have been like ‘shit another mouth to feed’ but was really really happy that harry was there and safe??? ‘pls sit next to me at dinner, child, i need to ask you ten thousand questions about muggles’
  • like he was actually the first adult ever besides maybe hagrid to sit there and ask for harry’s opinions and recognize that he had knowledge and thoughts to offer im crying
  • fixed harry’s glasses for him after they broke in the floo ;-;
  • gave zero fucks about what everyone else thought should be done and told harry about sirius black bc he wanted this kid to be aware and safe as possible??
  • dragged the dursleys for not treating their nephew like a human being (and destroyed their living room what a great moment tbh)
  • gives advice that harry remembers years later bc he respects this kind ginger man so much ‘don’t trust something that can think for itself if u can’t see where it keeps its brain’
  • (lol remember that one time molly was upset about death eaters at the quidditch world cup and he made her some tea and then was like ‘i think this needs some whiskey too trust me i’m a doctor’)
  • agreed that harry should be told certain things about the resistance because he knew harry was competent and intelligent enough to handle it but like also kept in mind that harry was a kid in the middle of a war
  • took harry to work with him and made sure he got to his hearing on time and distracted him and ‘smiled at him encouragingly’ when he knew he was nervous im dying this was so sweet
  • was part of the group who threatened the dursleys to keep their hands and shitty attitudes away from harry and he was so ‘light’ and ‘pleasant’ abt it omg this dude was throwing so much shade
  • was ready to fight scrimgeour with remus when the minister wanted to get harry alone and harry had to be like ‘omfg stand down pls’
  • ‘am i about to discover where you, ron, and hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of fred and george’s shop?’ … ‘how did you-?’ …  ‘harry, please. you’re talking to the man who raised fred and george’
  • never raised his voice except for that one time he told a fully trained auror to back the hell off and get out of his way so he could see his injured son and harry literally thought ‘holy shit’ it says so right there in the book u can check
  • fought in the battle of hogwarts and after fred and harry had been killed he went into full on rage mode and teamed up with percy to fuck up the minister for magic
  • owns chickens

bonus: 

‘madame delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss mrs. weasley too. “enchanteé,” she said. “your ‘usband ‘as been telling us such amusing stories!” mr. weasley gave a maniacal laugh; mrs. weasley threw him a look, upon which he became immediately silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend.’

anonymous asked:

How about, in the dorms, they play the worlds biggest game of the floor is lava. Like, not even Tokoyami or Bakugou can resist the game simply because of childhood memories. They place cushions on the stairs so people can go to different floors. Just the kids playing the floor is lava

IT’S NOT JUST A GAME, OKAY. IT’S A FUCKING BLOOD BATH

there are no friends. you have no allies. everyone is out to get you, everyone is out to win, and they will sabotage everyone else in order to secure victory. 

quirks are allowed. because of this, Uraraka and Tokoyami are some of the hardest to knock out of the competition. Uraraka can just make herself float, or make objects hover and jump between them. she’ll cancel out her powers and cause whatever poor soul who happened to be the floating armchair to fall onto the floor. Tokoyami, of course, has his Shadow.

Bakugou, Kaminari or Todoroki take Tokoyami out first. their quirks are the worst match up for Tokoyami, and just like in the sports festival, it all ends rather quickly. 

Kaminari is often taken out fast. partially because he doesn’t wanna hurt anyone with his quirk. partially because he’s just. naturally clumsy.

there are debates about whether Todoroki’s ice counts as lava or as an object. Todoroki insists that it should count as an object because it’s ice, but Mineta and Kaminari think it’s cheating and should be counted as him touching the floor.

Kirishima is REALLY DIFFICULT to knock out because he can make himself hard and block all attacks. he’s usually one of the last few in the game.

Sero can use his tape to bounce from object to object. the only way to knock him out is if you body slam him, or cut his tape mid-swing. he’ll also use his tape to grab onto unsuspecting people to make them stumble and fall to their dramatic deaths. he’s great at knocking people out.

Aoyama is easy to knock to the floor. it’s hard to use his laser indoors and he’s not as agile as the others. he’s usually the first to go.

Mineta is goddamn hard to pick off. his balls stick to ANYTHING and sometimes he’ll just stick to walls and stay out of the chaos. he’ll also throw his balls at people in order to knock them off their balance–they end up in really odd positions, stuck upside down to the side of the counter, or sideways on the back of the couch. either way, they can’t get off and they’re forced to forfeit. 

Momo is somewhere in the middle. she’s great at making objects to defend or help herself, but sometimes it takes too long to make them and she’s knocked out before she can dodge.

Shouji is VERY HARD to knock off balance. but he finds it easy to take people out (in non-harmful ways; even if it’s a competition, he’s not gonna accidentally hurt his classmates). HOWEVER, sometimes his size makes it hard for him to jump onto the smaller objects and he’ll fall over thanks to his own weight.

Tsuyu is queen. she’s super quick and agile and able to stick to anything, and her tongue makes it easy for her to sabotage the others. she is ruthless. (tho she apologizes after every ‘attack’)

Mina has AMAZING reflexes and is hard to hit. she’s usually taken out by her own misjudgement of where she’s landing, or someone accidentally knocking into her. 

Satou and Kouda, like Shouji, are also very big. both have a hard time finding balance when landing on smaller surfaces. Satou’s quirk doesn’t really help him here, and he IS getting better with his balance. Kouda makes up for his lack of balance by sending bugs after people who’re trying to get him out of the game.

Ojirou is goddamn hard to knock off balance with that tail of his. plus, he’s a martial artist, so he’s got a LOT of balance training. he’s usually one of the last few left. 

Jirou is able to use her sound attacks to vibrate tables and the floor in order to throw off the other student’s balance. she is, however, rather easy to knock out b/c it takes concentration to use her attacks, and she leaves herself open.

Iida uses his engines to fly from table to chair to pillow, but sometimes the momentum will make him trip. he finds the game great practice for his control, tho he does get frustrated since he lost a few times at first

Tooru. Tooru is fucking HARD to beat because she plays in her hero outfit (or less) and no one can see where she lands. the only thing they have to by by are her little reaction sounds (from jumping and landing) when figuring out where she is 

and last but not least, Izuku and Bakugou. these two. these two are the GODDAMN HARDEST OF ALL THE STUDENTS TO BEAT. 

THEY’VE BOTH GOT AMAZING REFLEXES, THEY BOTH CAN MANEUVER IN THE AIR, AND PARKOUR IS GODDAMN THEIR MIDDLE NAME. not to mention they’re both SO FUCKING FAST that no one can ever knock them out. fuckers can dodge like no-one’s business, and it frustrates the entire class.

the game almost always ends with these two trying to beat each other. Bakugou gets especially pissed because Izuku learned most of those moves from him, so it’s like he’s fighting a goddamn copy of himself. 

they usually end in a tie. they’ll slam into each other and the’ll both get knocked to the ground. they also have the exact same amount of wins and loses. 

that doesn’t stop the other students from trying to win, tho. they wanna beat Deku and Kacchan because they’re so amazing, and with each game, it gets harder and harder to knock everyone out. 

Bakugou and Izuku actually love this, because it means more training and fighting each other at their best (well, as much as they can in a game like this)

Aizawa and All Might usually watch from the corners to make sure no one gets seriously hurt. they’re so proud of their kids, tho, because this training is so good for them. it’s harmless and great for honing reflexes and attacks.

also, they just love to see their kids improve. what proud dads

can y'all imagine magnus trying to give kravitz The Talk after taako tells him and merle they’re together as if krav isn’t The Grim Reaper and instead is just some schmuck off the street magnus could kick the beans off

like what’s he gonna do??? “if you hurt taako i’ll kill you???” he’s already dead???? so magnus just pulls him aside and he’s like “look, i could flex my shit and attempt to intimidate you all day, but the real of it is i know you care about him and i want to make sure it stays that way.” and krav is like “absolutely i think taako’s great and i’d never hurt him” and yadda yaada but as magnus is leaving he’s like “but don’t fuck it up or i /will/ literally kill you”

like i love him. he’s so genuine and kind and he literally would fistfight Death himself for his friend and we all know it

anonymous asked:

I'm not one of those who blames Harry for what is happening rn, but man, I'm side eyeing the fuck out of Jeff. I dont know what restrictions Harry still has and all that, but this is some terrible shit tbh. Like, all these rumours about premiering his music before Dunkirk... that would be terrible!!! It would so undermine and overshadow his role in Dunkirk. Terrible business decision. And now the timing of this registration... it couldnt be worst tbh. I really hope Jeff knows what he's doing

I agree with you, and also, I’m going to go on a bit of a rant because I can’t not. I just honestly think everything related to Harry’s solo career is absurd right now. Harry has been almost entirely cut off from the fandom pretty much since hiatus began. I think that’s fine, and honestly, and I know we’ve all missed him, but I think Harry (possibly even more than the others) needed that time to himself. I think it gave him time to recover from such a tough schedule with One Direction, I think it gave him a break from the fan service and BS that really seemed to have burned him out, and it gave him time to focus on Dunkirk, which was obviously something outside of his comfort zone that required his full concentration. But Jesus Christ, man. This is beyond ridiculous at this point.

We’ve gotten countless media sources, celebrities, and others in the industry talking about his debut album. And because he’s not talking, all of these people and sources are talking FOR him - and we don’t even know which of the things they’re saying are correct and which are completely false. And blah blah blah yeah, obviously the media is gonna talk about solo Harry regardless, but you’re lying to yourself if you think that his team couldn’t have shut up some of the people who have run their mouths about solo Harry at this point. And if the media is going to always make claims about his future music, both true and false, why wouldn’t he just speak for himself? Why wouldn’t his team speak for him? Why have they allowed this to happen for so fucking long? And don’t even give me that bullshit about oh, they just want to keep anticipation up - because at this point, that tactic doesn’t even make sense. I honestly don’t even know how solo Harries are alive right now considering they get hyped up for his music every two days based on what so-and-so said to the media. It’s fucking EXHAUSTING and it eventually burns people out to be constantly disappointed when they’re promised that something is about to happen and then it doesn’t. I’ve seen a lot of burnout in this fandom in the last week alone on the solo Harry front, and that’s so sad to see because things could have been so different.

If they’re gonna have a dude from Columbia come out here and tell me that an album is nearly done, and then have Grimmy say he was about to hear the album, and then have a touring company registered like a tour is gonna be in the works sometime soon when they haven’t said jack shit about ANYTHING, that’s beyond frustrating to me. You don’t have to give every fucking detail but god, not even a confirmation that the album is coming? NOTHING. Nothing at all.

Louis kept up fan service pretty consistently last year and eventually dropped music. Liam posts updates about his album progress to his social media, and yeah, his album still isn’t out, but there also haven’t been fifty people saying to the press every four days that it’s almost done. Niall was active on social media and kept up fan service last year before dropping his single as a surprise. Harry has done none of that, and I’m not saying that Harry has to do it the way the other boys did, but this is….really yikes. I don’t understand what the fuck his team is playing at, I really don’t. I know that Harry is the most famous in the band and I know that his music is the most anticipated, but he is not some untouchable artist with a shitload of street cred where his album is guaranteed to top at number one. I know this fandom might want to think that’s the case, but it isn’t. He is not Beyonce with numerous successful albums and decades in the industry. He has never put out solo music, and not only that, but we don’t have even the vaguest clue as to what his solo music would SOUND like at this point because again, we’ve heard nothing from his team.

The way this is being executed screams lazy and arrogant to me, and Harry is neither of those things, so I want to know what the deal is. To have this buildup for over a year with everyone else talking about it except for the people whose voices count the most and just expecting fans to be there, still waiting and ready and foaming at the mouth whenever you choose to drop music even though you never bothered to say anything about it….that doesn’t rub me the right way at all, I’m sorry. And listen, knowing this fandom and how much solo Harries have stayed pumped, it might work for them, it, but god, that is just….I don’t understand how people can respect that method of doing things. Us, the fans, as future consumers of his music, as the people who ensured that Harry is in the position he’s in today, deserve better than this. I know that fandom entitlement is a thing and we don’t deserve a lot of things that we think we deserve, but are people really gonna try to act like having confirmation of an album from Harry or his team is asking too much? Wanting some respect, and some clarity, and some basic fucking facts (for example: Are you coming out with an album? When is it coming out?) for Harry’s FIRST SOLO ALBUM EVER after over a year of almost complete silence from him (and silence about his future plans long before that) is perfectly reasonable, especially considering how much we’ve been jerked around about Harry’s solo career for like five years now, and quite frankly, anyone trying to suggest otherwise is fooling themselves. Harry’s team may not be able to control everything the media or other artists do or say about solo Harry, but they can (or at least, you would think they would be able to) control their own behavior, and at least so far, it seems like they’re just letting everybody else do the work for them (and do it messily at that, considering how many lies and ridiculous speculation has been published and passed around over the past year or so).

I’m just really frustrated because I don’t understand why his team is doing this and why they’re giving this impression of not knowing what they’re doing (e.g. the Full Stop website) or just not caring (e.g. [the metric for success] “is just existing”). With a lot of the Louis bullshit, even without knowing the exact details of what’s going on, you can usually figure out quite quickly that a) they’re actively trying to fuck him over and b) why they’re actively trying to fuck him over. The involvement of the stunts tainting everything Louis does also makes the intentions of his team clear (though no less infuriating). But this stuff with Harry? I don’t understand it and can’t even begin to imagine why things are being done this way. I don’t think it’s fair to the fans and I think it’s doing a huge disservice to Harry, his music, and if the rumors about when he’s dropping the music are correct, his acting career. I just really, really hope that there’s a huge change soon because I’m really cringing at what I’m seeing so far. I wish I understood any of this, but I don’t and watching it all happen is exhausting.

Alright, some of my word vomit is out. If people disagree with me, that’s fine, but this is my opinion. And no, I don’t think negatively of Harry or anything like that, I’m just not pleased with how things are being handled by his team (just as I’m not pleased with how Louis’ team is doing things) and I need to voice that.

anonymous asked:

Im really sorry if im bothering you but what exactly has people thinking klance is dead after this season??

apologies for this because i got carried away and started talking abt keith because i have a lot of feelings abt that boy. short answer: ppl think klance is dead because keith and lance barely interacted in s4, even tho they couldn’t interact much in the first place because obviously keith was gone for most of the season… which is funny because of this. i guess ppl seem to forget that s4 is actually just the rest of s3 so, you really gotta think of these two seasons as ONE season. s4 picks up where s3 left off, albeit with a time skip, it still continues where we left off. it was originally meant to be one season/come out altogether, so it’s best to analyze s4 with everything that happened in s3 fresh in mind because right after we saw keith and lance getting closer/opening up to each other more in s3, keith leaves voltron… and with the release of keith’s vlog and what he said in it, i don’t think we should take this fact with a grain of salt.

let’s go back to s3ep6, namely the bedroom scene and what follows. when lance says that maybe he should step aside, keith’s reaction seems to be a mixture of shock, confusion, sadness, and concern. if nothing else, i’m certain that he felt confusion (”what are you talking about?”) and shock. i think it’s safe to assume that sadness/concern played a part in it because we all know that before this scene happened, lance had been keith’s biggest source of support in shiro’s absence. he became his voice of reason and they connected so much. lauren montgomery even called lance keith’s stability. imo, it’s clear that by this point, keith is at least SOMEWHAT attached to lance and that is smth we shouldn’t take lightly because keith canonically has issues with that/connecting with people in general. in keith’s eyes, lance has become irreplaceable not only on a personal level but in regards to voltron/the team, as well. lance helped keith, but he has always been there to lift his teammates up, support them, and bring the best out of them. no matter what, keith knows lance is important. 

then, seemingly out of nowhere, lance says he thinks he should step down as a paladin. this scene is followed up by keith offering to stay back during a mission, trying to give up the black lion to shiro yet still not taking red back from lance even though lance said he’d want to. he even told lance that “things would work themselves out,” which i always figured was just because of him staying back at the castleship and not taking red from lance in the next mission, but in light of the events of s4, it brings abt the question: was he already planning on leaving back then? was that line foreshadowing for what was to come? who knows, think of it what you will. anyways, the point is, keith has always been bad with words, which we’re reminded of during the bedroom scene, and he’s mainly an action person, as we see in the follow-up scene. these scenes were put basically back to back so we could make this connection, i’m sure of that. of course, the black lion doesn’t let shiro in (hopefully, lance is aware of what keith tried to do), causing the “too many paladins, not enough lions” issue to be pushed aside for now. the ep ends with keith admitting to shiro that he’s “not good at this [being the leader]” and s3ep7 is abt the paladins of old.

in s4, we skip ahead at least a couple months which leaves a lot of room for speculation as to what happened during that time. remember, these two seasons were originally one season. obviously, every season is connected lol but these two should be viewed as ONE and i cannot stress the importance of that enough. the last time we saw keith in s3ep6, he had some real shit on his mind. he expressed doubts abt being the leader, he doesn’t feel like he can be the leader voltron needs and he’s definitely ALWAYS thinking abt that. another thing he had on his mind was the “too many paladins, not enough lions” issue, which boils down to lance expressing doubts abt his place on the team to keith. then, on top of all that, we have the information that he pushes people away before they can reject/leave him. he’s got a lot on his plate. i think during this time skip, he started to push the team away because now that he’s attached to lance, it’s only a matter of time before he gets attached to everyone else (or he already is) and he’s probably fucking terrified. his solution? he starts training with the blade of marmora, probably spending most of his time with them during that time skip as suggested by many scenes in s4ep1, and as a result: he starts drifting away from everyone. basically, s3ep6 made some things very apparent to me: 

1) keith is fully aware of the fact that there’s one paladin too many.
2) keith values what lance brings to the team more than he values what he brings to the team. in general, i think he just values lance + everyone else on the team more than he values himself. he is expendable, but they are not.
3) keith doesn’t want to lead voltron, he thinks he’s no good at it. 

and in s4ep1, keith pretty much addressed all of this:
1) he’s leaving, so the team has five paladins + five lions again.
2) just like in s3ep6, keith doesn’t ask for the red lion back. this locks in lance’s position on the team (tho i think he’ll go on to pilot black/keith will go back to red but i’m not gonna go into that rn bc i already have/will again in the future).
3) keith doesn’t have to lead voltron anymore.

i definitely think lance coming to keith with his worries/insecurities abt his place on the team is ONE of the many reasons keith stepped aside. i’m not saying this with shipping goggles on, i’m not even talking abt this because of romantic klance, really. i’m more so analyzing keith as a character. i’m not saying it was the MAIN reason because it very obviously wasn’t. keith is clearly dealing with plenty of his own shit but i think this played a PART in it (even if it’s tiny) because that’s what the narrative is telling me; that’s how it seems to be set up. if s4 and s3 were left together like they were originally meant to be, s4ep1 would have been watched pretty much right after s3ep6 with the bedroom scene, and ep7 was a flashback episode of the paladins of old. i genuinely think it’s safe to make this connection. at this point, you have to be a full blown fool to think that keith doesn’t care abt lance (and vice versa) because it’s obvious that he does. so, you can’t tell me that he didn’t ONCE think abt what lance said while making the decision to leave. the main reason i cannot help but make the connection to the bedroom scene is BECAUSE it’s all lined up perfectly. you don’t even have to take this in a shipping way, just as keith obviously giving a crap abt lance and valuing what he brings to the team more than what he, himself, does.

i think this is smth keith NEEDS to do at the current time… after all, he chose to do it. that being said, i don’t think he’ll be staying with the blade forever. this is a part of his arc and by doing this, i think he’s going to end up learning more abt his heritage/mother. i also think it needed to happen bc i believe it’s part of keith’s overall journey with team voltron, in which he learns/accepts just how much they mean to him and that he needs to stop pushing them away. clearly, keith DOES want to leave for certain reasons but i still think it was a hard decision for him to make since he DOES care abt the team, even if he’s trying to distance himself as to not get hurt. i’m 100% sure a part of him DOESN’T want to leave at all, but we must keep in mind who keith is. i think this heavily ties in with his abandonment issues and the fact that he literally said that he pushes people away rather than letting them into his life because he fears rejection (seriously, i don’t think his vlog being released before s4 was a coincidence). 

to sum it up, i think keith is dealing with a lot of conflicting emotions on the inside, which is supported by the shots we get of him while he’s leaving:

they wouldn’t animate this for NO REASON. his smile falters and continues to as he turns away. he’s NOT happy. i think one of the reasons he goes to the blade is because he’s the kind of person who HAS to have smth to focus on/pour himself into. he needs smth to fight for, he doesn’t want to sit on the sidelines. he doesn’t want to feel lost again or useless. another reason is because it’s really the only connection he has to his past. this boy so desperately wants a sense of belonging but now, logically and realistically speaking, he doesn’t have a place on team voltron because he’s not a paladin. so, he goes with the blade of marmora because he believes that’s the place he’ll be the most useful. he also sees himself as expendable, and unfortunately, that fits PERFECTLY with the blade’s beliefs. the real kicker is that because he’s spent so much time with team voltron, he doesn’t see others as expendable anymore.

leaving to work with the blade is the perfect getaway for keith because while it IS abt the mission and gives him smth to focus on, it also allows him to push the team away and distance himself from them. in s3, keith connected with the team more but notably the most with lance. in s4ep1, lance—despite being keith’s main source of support/voice of reason throughout the entirety of s3—doesn’t confront keith 1-on-1 abt being off with the blade so much/pulling away from the team. i thought this was very odd given their development in s3, BUT it does make sense since obviously, they want keith to have this BOM arc and if lance had been the one to confront him? had he tried to get him to stay? logically, with where they’re at in canon, keith may have listened to lance, but they want to do this BOM arc for a reason. we wouldn’t be getting these narratives if keith had stayed (i also think this is setting up for clone!shiro and bp!lance). 

imo i think one of the reasons shiro and allura were unable to convince him to stay was because they were virtually asking him to because it’s his “duty,” his “role,” his “responsibility” as the leader of the team, therefore he is obligated to stay for that reason. allura does tell him “we cannot [go on without you],” but it’s the fact that before saying that she says voltron cannot go on without him; she first and foremost makes it abt his position within voltron. at this point, keith felt that he wasn’t useful to the team, at least not to the extent that he is when he’s working with the blade. even though he was the pilot of the black lion, i think that ever since shiro came back (despite black not accepting him at first), keith saw that he was very much back in that leadership position, so he figured that it was only a matter of time before he reconnected with black. keith was starting to drift away elsewhere because even though he was piloting black, he never viewed himself as the leader and he was not confident in his abilities regarding leading the team. he may have piloted black, but he was never really a leader in the deeper sense. lance more so took that role in s3 in shiro’s absence by being the one to truly keep the team together. while keith DID have leadership moments—all of which i think happened after lance helped to guide him, anyways—at the end of the day, he was just the one piloting the black lion. we all know that keith is not leadership material, he knows that himself and he has never wanted to be the leader. he never TRULY accepted that role for himself.

keith leaving the team is a bit concerning because his motives have never really changed, he puts the mission over himself and he thinks abt the greater good of the universe. he even used to be fine with leaving others behind, which has changed. but now, that first part is kind of a HUGE problem. in s2, thace tells keith “as a member of voltron you have a bigger mission,” and ulaz also says in s2 that “voltron is too valuable” before sacrificing himself. thace is explaining why he needs to stay in order to save the mission and why keith needs to leave… he’s a paladin and he is important, he is essential. but now, keith is no longer a paladin of voltron and therefore, believes he is—in the long run, in the grand scheme of things—not needed. he’s superfluous. he’s not essential to forming voltron anymore, he has no reason to stay alive so he will certainly try to sacrifice himself for the greater good… as he did in s4ep6, which gave me a literal panic attack btw. thace and ulaz prioritize the mission over themselves and the individual, that is the way of the blade of marmora and it is not a mindset that keith should be so exposed to. “knowledge or death” is not a motto that he should be exposed to because he takes everything literally. the fact that he is no longer a paladin of voltron has proven, to KEITH, that he can be replaced and it’s not good for his mental state. the blade sacrifices themselves left and right for the mission and they leave people behind. we can see that from keith’s time with team voltron, their ideals have rubbed off on him and he doesn’t want to leave people behind, as shown in s4ep1. but keith has never and still doesn’t apply this to himself, even more so now. from an objective standpoint, the fact of the matter is that keith has seen that he isn’t vital to voltron anymore. now that shiro is back in black, they can continue on without him. for keith, this is not a case of whether people WANT that to happen or how they’re going to feel abt it. he probably doesn’t even realize just how much team voltron cares abt him.

while keith has been told something akin to “we need you” before, you need to look at the context of those situations. i’m pretty sure that every time people have told him they need him, it’s tied to the mission/voltron. both of the times this season, when he was told EXPLICITLY that he’s needed, were when voltron was concerned. even tho there’re implications of it being more personal, it was rooted in the mission/voltron and that alone is probably what keith hears. i mean, given how he is/how he operates, it’s not a surprise that he’s tied his worth to this. keith isn’t a paladin anymore and that’s why his choice in s4ep6 was painfully logical for him to make, especially because he’s seen others within the blade of marmora do it before and now he’s a member. the universe NEEDS voltron, but realistically and logically speaking, the universe doesn’t NEED keith (that is his mindset). in the literal sense right now, voltron is able to continue without him. back in s1, keith was right when it was abt pidge because without her, they would have been short a lion and there was no proof anybody else could pilot green, therefore voltron would’ve been inoperable. but with keith leaving, he states it himself: they CAN do it, they CAN form voltron and complete the bigger mission without him. nobody questions him on that or tells him otherwise because it’s TRUE and they support his decision to go with the blade because they want him to be happy, they want him to do what he thinks is best.

one of the problems here is that no one knows abt his abandonment issues and the like. if anyone does, it’d be shiro… but i think we all agree that shiro isn’t our shiro. now that i bring it up, that may be yet another reason why keith is distancing himself from the team. while i don’t think keith suspects that shiro is a clone or anything like that (because he wouldn’t just leave the team with a fucking clone), he probably feels that smth is off. his beloved brother figure is not acting the same and he’s HAD to have picked up on it, even just a little. while he has had his moment, shiro has been cold, pushy, and inconsiderate towards keith A LOT throughout s3-s4. s3-s4 shiro is very contrasting with s1-s2 shiro. s2 shiro did not even approve of the way the blade of marmora did things, so it’s very strange to me that he’d let keith go chill with them for who knows how long with next to no care in the world, especially because he knows how keith is, too. he knows keith doesn’t give up, he goes all in, he has no concerns for his well-being, etc. s3-s4 shiro eerily reminds me of the hologram!shiro back in s2ep8.

as i said, i think it’s necessary for keith to be with the blade for a bit in order to further his character arc and such (and to bring abt other things within team voltron)… but the blade of marmora is not good for him. there, he is completely disposable and the rest of the members think the same. he’s not surrounded by people who love him like he was in team voltron, and at the end of the day, that is NOT what keith needs. it’s the opposite. he already thinks he’s disposable and the ideals of the blade of marmora are just hammering it in. at the start, even when he was still piloting red, he thought he was replaceable. when allura and keith ran off in s2, keith had no intention of coming back despite being the red paladin… he packed a bag. it’s not until after he undergoes the trials of marmora and awakens his blade that keith seemed to leave that line of thinking behind because he accepted himself as being part of voltron… but now he’s not a paladin anymore, so that flew out the window. his purpose is gone.

keith needs, above all else, someone to tell him that they need him. not him as in Keith, the Leader, and not him as in Keith, the Paladin. no, just him. just Keith. it can’t be rooted in anything else. it can’t start off with “voltron needs you,” it has to start and end with him just being needed because it’s him. it can’t be because VOLTRON needs him. he needs to hear that his FRIENDS need him, his family needs him. he needs to hear that he’s irreplaceable to his friends for the sole reason that he’s KEITH. i think he has a hard time even fathoming the idea that people need him simply for him, and that they really, truly want him around. no strings attached, just him. not his role on the team, not what he offers to the table… just who he is, his presence and his friendship. so, someone needs to be forthright with it and lay it out as plain as day for him to see.

with the rate things are going/how they’ve been set up, who the hell is a better fit to do that than lance? the most emotionally intelligent person on the team, which is acknowledged at least a little by everyone else since they all looked to him to comfort keith in s3ep1? the only one on the team to have really started some sort of relationship with keith from the get-go? the only one who seems to interact with/talk to him abt things that DON’T have to do with voltron/the mission/his galra heritage, but rather, just for the sake of interacting with him, even if it was based on the “rivalry”? the one who was there for keith the most all throughout s3, enough to be coined as his stability by a showrunner? the one who has been shown to be very good at getting through to keith? now, i’m not saying that shiro will be revealed as a clone, which causes lance to take over as black paladin and leader, this leading him to convince keith to come back and be the red paladin again—his right-hand man—but that’s exactly what i’m saying.

CROSSOVER AU

okay so @all-you-see-is-nightmare-eyes and i have been talking about an au where connor, evan, jeremy and michael met and it got shippy. very detailed /cries/ headcannons below.

- The main reason the four of them met was because they found each other at the orchard. Evan and Connor were on a date, they had a picnic ready and everything, and Michael wanted to explore the place so Jeremy was forced to come with him.

- Michael had tripped on one of the paths and fell off of it, down the slight slope they were on, right in front of Connor and Evan. Evan nearly had a heart attack when it happened, and when Jeremy came running down, he nearly had one all over again. Connor was just confused.

- Well, after Jeremy made sure Michael was okay, the four of them talked a little. And, with the awkward introductions thrown aside, they immediately hit it off. Evan and Connor thought the two of them were cool and full of funny stories, and Jeremy and Michael thought that they were pretty chill and nice.

- Somehow, an hour had passed and the boyf riends had somehow edged their way into the tree bros date - and they didn’t mind at all.

- Eventually, Connor and Evan decided that they had to go and gathered their things with the help of Jeremy and Michael. Jeremy kept apologising for barging in on their date, so much so that Evan of all people had to calm him down.

- They walked to their seperate cars, but before any of them could get in and drive away, Connor ran over and asked for their numbers. The boyf riends gave him their numbers, and he texted both of them Evan’s number. After that, they all left.

- And just like that, a group chat was made and they were all texting day and night.

- Turns out Michael and Jeremy lived the next town over - an hour away from Evan and Connor.

- Evan and Connor visited one time during the weekend, expecting to hang out for a couple of hours and then head back home - they ended up staying the entire weekend.

- Eventually, the tree bros came over to visit every weekend, sometimes during the weekdays for the hell of it.

- They all torture Jeremy’s dad for fun tbh.

- “wow you actually wear pants - i really wanted to see the ducky underwear you own”

- “thanks mr. ducky - i mean mr. heere.”

- Eventually Michael and Jeremy visit Evan and Connor for the first time, and they all end up going to Evan’s house because Connor’s house is a “no-go”, as he says.

- EVERYONE LOVES HEIDI. IT’S A FACT SORRY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

- None of them have spoken about the Squips or the suicide attempts. They feel like they should just hide it and act like normal kids.

- One day Evan is just kind of watching the boyf riends play video games as Connor draws. He notices how Jeremy sticks the tip of his tongue out when he’s concentrated, how Michael’s eyes sparkle every time he beats a level, how they loudly shriek in sync when something bad happens and he. just. realizes how much he loves them.

- Evan gets all awkward and blushy around the three of them and every time they try to touch him or ask what’s wrong he just says he’s fine and pulls away.

- “did we do something wrong?” “I - I - I’M F - FINE”

- Since they’re have their regular “sleepover all weekend” things, Jeremy decides that they should camp outside because Evan likes nature, right? The rest of them agree.

- When they all go outside, they find a fireplace and decide to gather sticks and stuff for firewood.

- Michael and Connor totally fight each other with the sticks. it’s a fact.

- Eventually they all calm down and Jeremy gets a fire lit, and they’re just talking about things. Heavy things, the things they usually try not to talk about.

- Somehow, none of them slip up about the suicide attempts or the Squips, but when Evan speaks up he talks about how he feels like he’s a burden and that he’ll never be good enough for anything.

- The boys immediately jump to action, saying that they all like Evan so much, so god damn much and that they would probably die for him.

- Evan is so overwhelmed by the response - here are these beautiful men, all looking at him, worry and affection displayed on their dimly lit faces and. Evan just. explodes.

- “I think I’m in love with all of you?” And they boys are shocked, but Evan continues. “I don’t know how - I didn’t even think it was humanly possible but here we are?? And like it’s scary because I can’t even handle having a crush on one person, so why three? Why now? Why -”

- And Michael just cuts him off and says “I love you too.”

- And Jeremy and Connor just share a look and sigh in relief and they’re both like “yeah we kind of talked to eachother about our feelings already we were just waiting for you two..”

- So now there’s four blushing boys sitting in a backyard at 2 am, having spilled their feelings out for each other, unaware of what to do next.

- And then Michael asks Evan if he can kiss him and Evan is like “!!!!!!!!” and nods, and they share a small kiss.

- Jeremy speaks up, his face flushed as he talks. “Are we all.. dating now?”

- Connor and Evan share a look and smile.

- “Yeah, we are.”

THAT’S IT FOR NOW BYE

partners. | m

characters: g-dragon x reader ➵ genre: smut ➵ wc: 12.7k

Originally posted by s-tttop

summary: from childhood friends to business owners. too afraid to take it further, either your or jiyong has to make the first move.
author’s note: this is by far my longest work ever. i’m not gonna lie though, i’ve been living for these 5k+ fics, i’m gonna have to start writing more. and i know, i write a lot of g-dragon, don’t kill me for it.
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Friday, I’m in Love (Tony Stark x reader)

Characters: reader, Tony, Steve, Clint, Sam, Natasha, FRIDAY. 

Summary: Tony Stark is a talented verbal sparring partner and so are you, making life interesting as an Avenger. Things get heated one day, though, and perhaps your playful banter has gone too far. An unexpected source brings you two together and your passionate arguments might lead to something more…

Prompt: “I’m still not talking to you” 

Warnings: Smidge of angst perhaps, mostly fluff, a tiny bit of violence. Tons of snark. ;) 

Word Count: 3.6k

Song Inspiration: Friday, I’m in Love by The Cure

A/N: This is for @just-some-drabbles ‘s 4k Followers Rom-Com Writing Challenge and I’m so excited!! This prompt mixed with an idea I’ve had for months using a song by The Cure plus a dash of Shakespeare and voila! This is the result. The relationship was partially inspired by Beatrice and Benedick from Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing”, which is my favorite play. If you haven’t seen the movie version with Emma Thompson and Kenneth Branagh, you really should. It’s amazing. Any thoughts are appreciated! Love you guys! 

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Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood

Maybe you had gone too far this time. Playful, snarky banter was all well and good, but it’s possible you had crossed a line that perhaps you couldn’t come back from. You currently sat in the common room, drumming your fingers on the side table as an unopened book sat on your lap. You’d tried reading for the past hour, but your mind kept replaying the scene from earlier that day.

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“Raise of hands if you think Y/N should’ve stayed at her post instead of jumping into the thick of it without thinking?” you heard the cocky billionaire’s voice squawk in your ear piece.

“Oh, I thought about it plenty. For a whole two seconds, I though ‘oh hey, that’s where the action is so I’ll go there’ “ you retorted sarcastically while throwing a punch, knocking out the dim-witted HYDRA agent. “It’s a good thing no one listens to you, Stark, seeing as taking a vote in the middle of battle seems distracting.”

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The signs as things I've heard people say at school
  • Aries: hey if I died right now do you think I'd still have to do my exams in hell
  • Taurus: why? Was I not supposed to use hydrochloric acid? Oh... Then I have a confession make
  • Gemini: chemistry can kiss my fat ass
  • Cancer: I'm gonna die a virgin who can't drive, can't swim and can't apply the cosine rule
  • Leo: yeah so I said who cares? I'm like really over you, you can suck 10 dicks. But then he said good I'm gay anyways. How did I not see that coming? (Cries)
  • Virgo: (everyone was talking about chicken fillets and asked her if she used one) no I'm a vegetarian you idiot
  • Libra: (when asked what we should do to avoid having this test) maybe if we stay still he won't notice us and he'll think that nobody's here
  • Scorpio: I think murder in a science lab should be legal if you end up with a moronic partner
  • Sagittarius: Look all I know is I was blazing it and then it started blazing me and I had to take the bus home with my shirt half burned off. It looked cool though
  • Capricorn: if I finish all these biology notes in my next free period I think I'll have time to go home and watch every single Star Wars movie
  • Aquarius: it's a fucking conspiracy. How can every single science teacher that ever taught me since year 7 just leave school like that... Something's up
  • Pisces: (why weren't you paying attention)I was thinking about how Drake would say xylem
Breakfast

Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender
Pairing: Shiro/Keith (Sheith)
Rating: Explicit, PWP
Length: 861 words, complete
AO3 Link: [X]

This is inspired by the fanart, “Breakfast,” by the supremely talented @theprojectava!  I will include a link to that fanart within the text of the story, as it coincides with the story’s end. ;)

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ambitiouswitch17  asked:

Imagine Tony don't liking to be close/being touched by Steve after CW but the guys keeps insisting until Natasha calls him out on it (Protective Natasha, please!)

Oh, I like it! I struggle a lot with Nat’s role in CW (to be fair, I struggle with everyone’s roles in CW), but I’m gonna try :) Here goes nothing: 

It doesn’t start in New York. By the time they finally get back to New York–it takes three months longer than Natasha initially expected–she’s already close to the end of her rope, only the merciless training of her childhood keeping her from completely losing it. Because Wakanda may be a nice place, a pleasant exile even, but she has to spend five months listening to Lang’s whining, Clint’s endless complaints, Steve’s tragically upset stares into nothingness–or at a phone that doesn’t ring, and really, she could’ve told him that from the start–and Wanda’s temper tantrums.

Also the amount of biting replies she swallows down ought to have killed her by now. They were poisonous enough for sure.

So getting back to New York, to their old compound, is a relief. It means Natasha can avoid the others for weeks if she tries–and boy does she try, she’s seen far too much of them lately. It helps. The lack of a golden cage helps all of them, eases some of the tension, but it doesn’t solve any of their problems.

And there are problems, and not just between Tony and the others, or her and the others either. There are a lot of issues that have never been resolved, arguments they couldn’t have when they were all scooped up in Wakanda and unable to stay out of each other’s way for long. Coming back, signing documents that are pointedly not called The Revised Accords, it’s like slapping a bandage on an inflamed wound so you don’t have to look at it anymore, and hope it will heal.

But every now and then they accidentally brush against said untreated wound and the pain flares up again, reminding everyone that it’s there and it’s staying.

Like when Clint calls Laura and she lets it go to voicemail. Or when Sam tries to ask about how Rhodey is doing without making it awkward, and fails spectacularly. Or when Tony flinches away from Steve.

It’s only the last one though that really gets Natasha’s blood boiling. It’s there right from the start, when Tony symbolically shakes Steve’s hand, and even though he’s smiling, his body is all tense muscles ready to jump. It doesn’t get better after that.

There are moments where Steve tries to reach out that are almost physically painful to watch. When he rests a hand on Tony’s shoulder and the poor man almost jumps out of his skin for example (they’ve lost a lot off cups to that particular move). Or when Steve always picks the seat closest to Tony, only to have Tony be tense and defensive thorough the whole meeting. The list goes on.

Steve isn’t doing it out of cruelty, that much Natasha is willing to grant him. He’s honestly, desperately trying to fix things between them, bridge the unacknowledged gap in the team. He’s apologised multiple times–and he’s meant every word of it. But the thing is? Regret isn’t going to change the past.

And Steve, Steve is so focused on fixing, he doesn’t even seem to realise that all he really does when using force, is break. Because it’s so clear, written all over Tony’s face and body language, how uncomfortable he is, and yet Steve keeps pushing and pushing, for a resolution that can’t happen by backing Tony into a corner.

The issue comes to a head when Steve tries to hand Tony a plate with a piece of apple pie. It’s an innocent enough action on the surface, but Natasha can see Tony literally freezing in place. And really, it’s anything but innocent in every way that matters.

“Grow up, Stark!” Clint mutters from somewhere behind her, and really, that’s not helping. She’s going to kick his ass for that later. “Just take the damn plate!”

Tony doesn’t though. His wide eyes flicker back and forth between the plate Steve’s holding out with a pleading expression and the door he’s probably thinking of escaping. Being put on the spot like that only makes it worse, makes the slight tremble in his hands more visible and Natasha’s had enough.

“Give me that!” she snaps, rips the plate out of Steve’s hand and throws it onto the ground. The plate shatters. Steve gapes at her but she doesn’t even let him get the question out. “I’m sick of this shit you’re pulling here!” she continues in a righteous fury that’s been building up for six months. 

“You need to back up, Steve! I don’t care how many times you’ve tried to reach out to Tony, you don’t have a right towards his friendship or his trust and you’ve done fucking shit to earn it! You need to learn to respect his feelings instead of bulldozing past them just because they don’t happen to suit you! Because you know what happens when you push? This!” She points at the mess of pie and shards at her feet. “And you know what you do when you make a mess? You apologise and clean it up! And you don’t use force to do it!”

She’s breathing hard by the end of her rant, but when she turns around to face Tony, the hesitant smile on her face is genuine. “Let’s get out of here,” she says, and it’s a question filled with all the things she hasn’t been able to voice.

Tony doesn’t reach for her the way he used to, stays out of her reach, but he smiles, just as hesitantly, and nods. “Lead the way,” he says, and they’ve got a lot to talk about and even more to work through, but it’s a start.

“Aren’t you gonna clean that up?” Clint yells somewhere behind them. Natasha doesn’t even bother to turn around.

“I haven’t seen anyone else taking responsibility for the mess they’ve made,” she throws over her shoulder with all the sugary pleasantness of a Black Widow about to reveal her true face. “Why should I?”

There’s no answer but then she didn’t expect one anyways.

Disney Lyric Starters
  • [ Classic, modern, golden days, you name it, i got it. Feel free to change pronouns etc. Also this is a looong post]:
  • "Some day, my prince will come."
  • "Some day, we'll meet again."
  • "Some day when spring is here, we'll find our love anew."
  • "And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune."
  • "There isn't any let up. I hear them calling, calling."
  • "Every time she/he'd find a minute, that's the time that they begin it."
  • "They always keep her/him hopping."
  • "She/He goes around in circles till she/he's very, very dizzy."
  • "They have stars in their eyes."
  • "Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here."
  • "The night will weave its magic spell when the one you love is near."
  • "This is the night, and the heavens are right."
  • "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
  • "Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"
  • "How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
  • "I want to be where the people are."
  • "I want to see, want to see 'em dancing."
  • "Flipping your fins, you don't get too far."
  • "What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?"
  • "Sick of swimming. Ready to stand."
  • "And I'm ready to know what the people know."
  • "When's it my turn?"
  • "I can see what's happening, and they don't have a clue."
  • "With all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air."
  • "She'd turn away from me."
  • "He's holding back. He's hiding."
  • "Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside?"
  • "Love is where they are."
  • "If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
  • "No man is worth the aggravation."
  • "Honey, we can see right through you."
  • "It's too cliche. I won't say I'm in love."
  • "I thought my heart had learned its lesson."
  • "You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling."
  • "Get off my case. I won't say it!"
  • "I steal only what I can't afford."
  • "These guys don't appreciate I'm broke."
  • "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only friend."
  • "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em."
  • "Tell you all about it when I got the time!"
  • "I think I'll take a stroll around the block."
  • "Let's not be too hasty."
  • "They're quick, but I'm much faster."
  • "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly."
  • "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
  • "Finding you can change, learning you were wrong."
  • "Certain as the sun rising in the east."
  • "There's something sweet and almost kind."
  • "I wonder why I didn't see it there before."
  • "Who'd have ever thought that this could be?"
  • "True he's no "Prince Charming"..."
  • "Who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"
  • "We'll wait and see a few days more."
  • "What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice."
  • "To be safe, we lose our chance of knowing."
  • "Can I ignore that sound of distant drumming?"
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "For a long time we've been marching off to battle."
  • "Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore."
  • "Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for."
  • "I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars."
  • "It all depends on what she cooks like."
  • "Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
  • "Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
  • "Whatever you do, I'll do it, too."
  • "Show me everything, and tell me how."
  • "It all means something, yet nothing to me."
  • "It's all so close, and yet so far."
  • "I wanna know. Can you show me?"
  • "I wanna know about these strangers like me."
  • "Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?"
  • "Come with me now to see my world."
  • "Don't you disrespect me, little man!"
  • "You're in my world now, not your world."
  • "And I got friends on the other side."
  • "Sit down on my table, put your minds at ease."
  • "I can read your future. I can change it around some, too."
  • "You come from two long lines of royalty."
  • "I'm a royal myself on my mother's side."
  • "Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low."
  • "Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?"
  • "You've been pushed around all your life."
  • "Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?"
  • "I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't, don't blame me!"
  • "All that time never even knowing just how blind I've been."
  • "At last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted."
  • "If she/he's here, it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go."
  • "All at once everything is different now that I see you."
  • "Come on, let's go and play!"
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies, and now we're not."
  • "I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms."
  • "People are asking where you've been."
  • "They say "Have courage," and I'm trying to."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "It's just you and me. What are we gonna do?"
  • "Okay, can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy."
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "We don't have to feel it anymore."
  • "Can I say something even crazier?"
  • "I've been staring at the edge of the water for as long as I can remember."
  • "Every road leads back to the place I know where I cannot go."
  • "It calls me, and no one knows how far it goes."
  • "I can lead with pride. I can make us strong."
  • "I'll be satisfied if I play along."
  • "What is wrong with me?"
  • "But no one knows how deep it goes."
  • "If the wind on my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know how far I'll go."
  • "Now I know I can be happy as a clam because I'm beautiful, baby."
  • "Scrub the deck and make it look shiny."
  • "I just love free food."
  • "Ouch! What a terrible performance!"
  • "You don't swing it like you used to, man."
  • "Send your armies, but they'll never be enough."
  • "You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough."

“See?” said Damian. “I told you I heard footsteps. He didn’t go to sleep.”
Which was impressive enough, honestly, given the amount of pain medication that Jason had literally seen Tim take— he should have been out for hours. But what was even more impressive was the mess he’d made of his room.
Tim’s walls were papered with pictures and notes. There was barely any blank wall left, but extra pages were still spilling out of Tim’s printer. He’d run a spool of yarn through a set of thumbtacks, movie style, until it crisscrossed around the entire space in a spiderweb of connections— Jason had to duck underneath it to fit inside the door.
Tim was sitting at his desk, surrounded by stacks of paper and rolls of tape. He didn’t seem to notice either one of them until Jason tapped on his corner.
“Hey. Everything okay in here?”
“Shut up,” Tim told him. “I’m working.”
“Oh, that’s what this is,” said Jason, gesturing to the walls, “Work. You sure about that?”
“Obviously.” Tim pulled a sheet of text from one of his piles and moved over to the wall, searching for a place to hang it. He settled on an empty bit of space and tacked it on— Jason was pretty sure he was leaving tiny holes in the paint. Alfred wouldn’t be happy. “I’m making a network.”
Jason pointed to the center of the mess. “This is a picture of a slice of pizza.”
“I was hungry.”
“It’s connected to a drawing of me.” At least, Jason assumed it was a drawing of him— in reality it was a stick figure wearing an oversized red helmet, complete with tiny guns and “pew pew” written out beneath it, but Jason was willing to be generous.
“I was asking you to bring me pizza.” Tim said, like it was obvious, and he looked around his room like he was hoping Jason had actually brought him one.
“Oh, okay. So instead of texting me like a normal person…” Jason trailed off, waving a hand in Tim’s direction— Tim frowned at him for a few seconds, clearly concentrating, before he sighed and walked back to his desk.
“You’re right. I can do that now, if I can find my phone. Where did I put my—” He started digging through his piles of notes, knocking stacks of them off the desk. After twenty seconds of silence, Damian tapped out a text on his own phone and followed the tone to Tim’s mini-fridge. He pulled open the door: an alarming selection of Red Bull products and Tim’s cell phone, laying across the shelf. He passed it over to Jason with his text still on the screen (Just when I thought you could sink no lower).
“I can’t believe he’s the one that survived,” Jason told him. He was pretty sure it violated natural law. “This is embarrassing. Hey, Tim? You don’t have to text me. I’m standing right here.”
Tim was busy straightening out his yarn, so he didn’t answer.
“Just out of curiosity, how many of these things do you drink every day?” Jason pulled an empty can from the carpet and tossed it at Tim— it bounced off his chest and fell back to the ground. “More than one?”
“One. Five. I don’t know.”
“You skipped a couple of numbers there.”
“Hm.” Tim dropped his voice into an imitation of a GPS. “Recalculating.”
“Oh my god.” Really, Bruce? Jason thought. You replaced me with this? Whatever. Didn’t matter.
“Pass me the post-it notes.”
“Fine.” Jason grabbed the stack off Tim’s desk, read the top, and handed them over. “What is ‘Theseus’ supposed to mean?”
“The Court of Owls has a labyrinth beneath the city.”
“Why didn’t you just write that?”
“Because it’s a code.” Tim stuck his post-it to the corner of the pizza slice and wandered back towards his desk. “I don’t want Damian to read my stuff.”
“Okay, Damian is also standing right here.” Jason pointed behind him. “See? Try to focus. I really don’t think you want to start a fight right now.” Damian didn’t look mad— more amused than anything— but who knew how long that would last? Jason was surprised Tim could walk at this point. He definitely couldn’t defend himself.
“Damian?” Tim asked. He looked shocked, like he really hadn’t seen Damian before Jason pointed him out.
“Yes?”
“You’re alive?”
“Yes.” Damian raised an eyebrow in Jason’s direction. “Really, Drake, try to— No. Drake no do NOT—” He tried to duck away, but he was too late; Tim grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him into a hug.
For the first few seconds, Damian stood frozen in shock— mouth open, arms at his sides— and Jason was frozen too. Then he remembered that he was still holding Tim’s phone, so he snapped a picture and ran, out the door and down the hall, as fast as he could. He was halfway down the staircase when he heard a thud behind him (presumably Tim hitting the floor) and Damian’s steps on the landing.
“TODD!”
But really, with that kind of lead, there was no way he could catch up.


for the anon that requested another round of Tim (very high) on pain meds

The ‘Dewey Wins’ dilemma (from an autistic Steven POV)

Steven’s always been the most relatable fictional character for me, but man … this clip really hit home. So here’s my thoughts from Steven’s POV (as an autistic boy).

-

Change is a funny thing, and if it can be avoided, it should be. If it’s not broke, don’t fix it, right? Well, throwing myself in harm’s way to save my friends and family has always worked out for me, so why wouldn’t I do what I did? It just makes sense!

(And I just wanted to point out, when Connie asks “How could you just give yourself up like that?!” and Steven responds “Well, first I said I was my Dad, and then I said I was my Mom …” is SO RELATABLE to me! Being autistic, I often take things literally, and naturally, give a literal response. I thank the Crew for making that one of Steven’s reoccurring character traits.)

It was the only thing I could do, because it was the only real solution I could see. To me, there was no other way. It’s not because I forgot about Connie, it’s because all I was worried about was saving her and everyone else. Once I have a way of doing something in mind, it’s very unlikely I’ll look for another.

No, it wasn’t different. And no, it wasn’t all my fault. I had no idea that I was giving Peridot a list of people to take back to Homeworld. There’s no way I could have known! But I’ve grown up knowing that if Homeworld is hurting people, it’s automatically my fault, because I’m Rose Quartz’s son. So that’s the flawed logic I’ll take until proven otherwise.

But it didn’t matter. I’m always helping other people when they’re in trouble, so why couldn’t I have let Connie help me?

Because I couldn’t look ahead and see the consequence of my actions. And without seeing those consequences, sacrificing myself was without a doubt the best thing I could have done.

… No, you’re not? You’re standing right here in front of me without a scratch on you! How could you be hurt when I saved you?

What is there to get?? I told you! You’re safe! We’re safe! Everyone’s safe! Isn’t that all that matters … ?

You have to tell me! You have to tell me what’s wrong, because I don’t understand. I can’t understand.

But you run off back home like I should just “get it” without a word. So I recite to myself how that conversation should have happened if it had stayed on-script, and wonder to myself how and why you’re upset even though everything’s okay.

-

To close, I’d like to make it clear that Connie is definitely NOT in the wrong. She has every right in the world to be this upset and to shun Steven like this. They’ve always been a team, until suddenly, Steven left her behind. This is simply how I think Steven sees the situation.

They’re both on very different wavelengths, and need to talk things out to prevent this from happening again in the future. And that conversation is gonna be hard, but it’s something I’m really looking forward to.

poetry-protest-pornography  asked:

I brought you an umbrella and/or the key is under the mat, ship of your choice. (Look, I'm enabling in a totally low-key and pre-approved way!)

Some future Sterek for you, with “the key is under the mat”! (I’m trying to make up for yesterday’s angst fest.)


It comes out of the blue, a text from a number Stiles had never been able to make himself delete from his phone, even though that means it’s probably been transferred through four phones now. He stares at the notification, then blinks and looks again. Derek Hale it still says.

“What?” he says to his otherwise empty living room. “Just… what?”

He swipes to open the text itself. It is, of course, both anti-climactic and short: Stiles?

“I don’t know what else I expected,” he mutters, exasperated, but even he can hear it comes out fond.

It’s been five years, for fuck’s sake. Derek should not get fond, dammit. But he does anyway.

Yeah, it’s me. Same bat channel, he texts back. And then he gets tired of the thought of dealing with what little affect Derek ever had being further flattened by the glorious medium that is texting and just fucking calls him. He’s not having his first conversation with Derek Hale in five years punctuated with emoji.

“Hello?” Derek answers, wary as always.

“The phone won’t actually bite you, Derek, I’m sure we’ve been over this before,” Stiles says, letting his grin bleed into his tone of voice.

“Stiles.” And Stiles could swear he hears Derek relax.

“That’s my name, glad we’ve got that reestablished, buddy. Also, you know, glad to know you’re alive.” Oh. That might have had a little… bite at the end. Whoops.

“I’m sorry…” Derek trails off. “I needed… some time. Away.”

Stiles sighs. “I get that. I really do.” Lower, though there’s really no point, Derek will hear him no matter what, “You honestly have no idea how much.”

Derek makes a noise at that, but Stiles doesn’t want to try to parse it right now. He runs a hand over his face, scrubs it back through his hair, and feels a rush of excitement in the center of his chest again as his mood shifts back and he remembers he’s talking to Derek again. For real this time. Not a dream. (He pinches himself just to be sure.) “Just… you know I was worried about you, right? That people cared after you left?”

“People?” Stiles can practically see the raised eyebrow.

“I feel fairly confident in that use of the plural, but yes, I am the important person in that statement, clearly. I cared. And I’m kinda pissed, not gonna lie, that you didn’t say something earlier, but honestly, I’m over it.” He pauses, miraculously stopping the flood of words, but fuck it, who knows when he’ll hear from Derek next, if ever? “It’s just so good to hear your voice again, I’m pretty sure I’d forgive you anything right now, so if you’ve got any big confessions you’ve been holding back, now’s the time. Be honest. Did you ding the Jeep that one time? I know someone did.”

“Stiles. Shut up.” And okay, that’s definitely fond.

Just to be obnoxious, and reveling in how normal it feels, Stiles stays resolutely silent.

Derek huffs in exasperation when he realizes what Stiles is doing. Stiles grins as he imagines the rolling eyes that must go with it. “So I hear you’re up in Washington now,” he says, finally contributing to the conversation.

“I am,” Stiles confirms. “Tiny town. My own tiny house. I work remote. Danny vouched for me.”

“Could… could I come see you?” Derek asks, weirdly hesitant. Stiles is fairly sure he’s never heard Derek sound that way before. Not to him. He doesn’t like it.

“Yeah, dude, of course! Lemme give you some directions…”

“I kind of already have your address. From Cora.”

Stiles stops fiddling with the pen he’d picked up from the desk and narrows his eyes at the perfectly innocent bird on his deck railing out the window. “Of course you do. Still the same old creeper wolf.”

“I’m also actually already most of the way to Mt. Rainier.”

“That certain of your welcome, were you?”

“I…”

“Derek.”

“Yeah?”

“I gotta run out for supplies, but the key is under the mat.” He hesitates for maybe half a second before adding, “I can’t wait to see you.”

“Me either, Stiles,” Derek says softly, and then hangs up.

Stiles grins down at his phone, grabs his hoodie, and carefully puts his spare key under the mat before he clatters down the stairs.

anonymous asked:

you're the first person to talk about how disgusting deenerys is to the slaves and freedmen. can you make like a comprehensive post about it, please? i'm rereading the books and so i don't remember well.

 I don’t at all remember exactly all I have ever said on this site, but I don’t remember ever using the work ‘disgusting’, if I did, I want to take it back right now. Slavers and slavery is disgusting. The way Daenerys tried to liberate slaves wasn’t disgusting, it was just stupid and wrong with disastrous consequences… And delusional, ignorant and hypocritical. 

Trust me though, I am by far not the only one, and most certainly not the first to declare Dany’s Mereen campaign all I said above and more. Loads and loads of people have criticized it and named it for what it is. 

I’m not gonna make a comprehensive post aka meta, because I literally do not even have the time to update the last two chapters of my fic (sorry bout that). I’m crazy busy and I lack both the time and energy necessary to look up book quotes and everything. 

I’ll give you a from the top of my head list, though, which is gonna me crazy long and detailed still. Hope that’s sufficient to give you an idea: 

- It’s lovely that she wanted to free slaves, but the reasoning sucks. She is perfectly fine with Drogo collecting them to afford the ships she needs, nor does she actually ever liberate Mirri Maz Duur and the other women, she merely stops the raping. In the first two books she not once mentioned because disgusted by slavery. When she goes to Yunkai, planning on buying the Unsullied, there’s not a vessel of her brain that protests against this plan because she’s so anti slavery. The truth is that Daenerys ‘liberates’ the Unsullied because she can’t afford them. She was planning on buying them. The Human Rights Declaration 1948 part of my brain knows this makes her guilty of slavery. Her anti-slavery campaign starts cause she’s broke, which is the worst of reasonings… despite all the claps she receives for being so kind-hearted. 

- The way she liberates them is stupid. She makes very different kind of mistakes in Yunkai, Mereen and Astapor, which is kinda amazing in a way, because all three cities are completely in ruins after she interfered, one more so than the other, but still. We can conclude she learns nothing as she goes, cause she keeps screwing up. Astapor may or may not be her greatest monstrosity of all. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Yunkai turning her back on her and becoming her 1# enemy was as predictable as anything (really, Dany? leaving the government and military fully intact? So odd, that they eventually rebel) and Mereen was, if anything, the prove we didn’t need to know Daenerys is a shit ruler. Dany and her anti-slavery campaigns indirectly killed many many people and brought prosperous cities to total ruin. 

- Just adding this: from a superficial moral pov liberating slaves is a really really good thing, but you can’t just say ‘and now you are all free’. Very little has changed in the actual lives of these people Dany ‘freed’, which only shows how little Dany-I-know-what-it-is-like-to-be-bought-and-sold-Targaryen understands of slavery. She delcares them free and believes the issues are gone, but that’s of course not at all how it works. Being a slave doesn’t just mean you’re the property of someone else. You can’t take slavery out of society by just banning it. Slavery is part of Essosi culture, it goes very very deep. She underestimates that, because, despite her own believes, she knows nothing of what it’s like to be bought and sold. She was Drogo’s exotic trophy wife, she became his queen for crying out loud, gained power, independence and was freed of Viserys. She compares that to being the absolute scum of society? Nah. Not impressed. 

- Let’s be real, Dany’s real, main and true goal is the Iron Throne. She’s not planning on staying, she’s in no way planning on dedicating her life to it. Odd right? To think freeing a society is something that doesn’t have to be someone’s life’s work. Liberating slaves, their freedom, is a stop along the way to her. She takes it so seriously that she didn’t even come up with a long term plan. She’s using this as a way to ‘learn’ how to rule. Think of that… liberating thousands and thousands of people is not something she sees as her life’s goal, it’s just a learning process to Daenerys before she goes for the real price. 

- Daenerys doesn’t pay the unsullied. Where were they supposed to go after she ‘liberated’ them? They were eunuchs who killed infants babies as part of their training, an inhumane training, with no family, no loved ones, no nothing. They had nowhere else to go but to follow their blonde princess. It looks like they choose her because she’s their mother Theresa, but honestly, it was the only option for them… And she doesn’t pay them. They’re slaves who’re ‘allowed’ to leave whenever they want. Ha. What exactly has changed for them, I ask? 

- Daenerys uses unpaid labor for public work projects in Mereen, something with beans it was, I think. *cough* slavery *cough*.

- Daenerys allows freed slaves to sell themselves back into slavery because the ‘freedom’ she offered them is worse. She also keeps part of the bargain. Ha.

- She crucifies over a hundred people who may or may not be guilty of any crime, doesn’t care to check their guilt. It disgusts me how people shrug this off with ‘they were slavers’. I personally don’y believe in fighting cruelty with cruelty, especially not when that cruelty comes from anger about a certain thing that the executed may or may not have been guilty off. And she allows them to choose themselves who among them gets killed. That’s one way not to get the guilty ones punished.  

- I can come up with a million things of what she does wrong in Mereen, really. She’s too cruel when she needs to be soft, and too naive when she should be wary. One example that I’ve always ‘loved’ because it’s so ironic, is when a rich woman comes to her, asking for help. The woman has lost her son and husband during the sack and fled her house to hide with family. When the woman returned to her house, she found it taken over by prostitutes, who were all wearing her jewelry and dresses. The woman pleads for Daenerys to help her get her home back. Dany’s judgement? The woman gave up her rights to her home the moment she fled… can you feel it? Remember who else fled her home and now wants it back? Exactly. Oh George.. the irony. 

- Daenerys uses torture. People always use that example of the minors, and of course this was especially horrifying, but no one can deny she’s guilty of systemic torture

- Daenerys believes her way of living is better than that of the Mereneese. She’s right kind of, about slavery and all, but not everything about the Mereneese culture is curel and savage. She complains about the fighting pits, she complains about people eating dogs, she complains about the way people dress… oh right, she actually has teenage boys murdered solely because of their choice of dress

- While Mereen starves and bleeds and suffers and nothing of Astapor remains except ‘Hell on earth’- Quintyn Martell, she sits in the tip of her fancy Pyramid, eating sweet fruit and drinking wine, looking down on her ‘free’ subjects, complaining about her many burdens as self-declared queen, dreaming about when to find a moment alone with her dear dear handsome Daario- who’s, obviously to everyone but Daenerys, using her. I can’t.  

- Have I mentioned she doesn’t care about Mereneese culture? She doesn’t put much time into learning about it, and all that she learns she waves away and deems inferior to her own. 

Oh RIGHT! She’s just a girls… she’s just learning! She’s trying! She wants to be good, she wants to do the right thing, she… means well

Do thousands of people have to die cause she means well? Me don’t think so. Kinda odd, isn’t it, that sacrifices like that must be made to make someone suitable to rule, when about every character in ASOIAF is more suitable to rule. Why does Daenerys gets to make these sacrifices? Cause she’s her mad daddy’s daughter? She’s not even the actual rightful ruler. In the books there’s Aegon, who’s going to turn Daenerys in a real usurper (the one she learned to hate all her life) and in the show there’s Jon. She’s not even the rightful ruler. She’s just a girl with too much power. 
That said, after all the experience she’s had and all the learning moments that have come her way, she’s learned fairly little. She continues to be delusional and ignorant and constantly makes mistakes she’s made before. 

To quote my favorite quoran: Dany ostensibly means well, yet destroys about everything she touches, cities, people and complete societies… yet people want her to be queen of Westeros? I think they have suffered enough. 

That’s all I can come up with without picking up the books. Hope you kinda understand my pov better now. If you don’t, that’s fine. Most Daenerys stans can’t be turned away from the dark side anymore, not after all that. 
What I mean is… if you can still support Daenerys and believe she should rule the world after all the crap she’s done… well, there’s nothing she can do to change your mind. 

Then, suddenly, Potter was kissing him.

And Draco froze.

Because what was he supposed to do? Potter - the perfect, golden, heroic Harry Potter - was kissing him with so much enthusiasm Draco was sure he might combust, with his hands in Draco’s hair and his body pressing forward - as if Potter wanted to be even closer than this, which was impossible - and oh sweet merlin what could he do?

Then Potter - not seeming to notice that Draco’s heart had stopped beating - gently but not so gently moved him to the bed, pushed him down, and honest-to-Circe crawled onto his lap, his hands now holding Draco’s thighs like a life-line.

All Draco could do to react to the kiss (or more likely, the assault) ((he did not mind being assaulted by him)) was kiss him and again and again -

Oh sweet mother of Merlin -

Potter’s hands were suddenly everywhere, roaming over Draco’s shirt, pinching, caressing, nudging and oh Circe the grabbing - as if Potter couldn’t get enough him, couldn’t be close enough to satisfy this sudden hunger.

Draco wanted to touch him, too (dear merlin he felt as it might burn alive if he didn’t) but he didn’t dare - afraid the golden boy might run and flee if he did, might not -

Oh god.

Draco couldn’t stop the guttural moan that ripped through him, and he arched off the bed into Potter’s touch, craving more.

(Potter had slipped his warm and calloused hands under his shirt, and has started playing with his nipples - and dear Merlin Draco could feel Potter smirk against his lips.) ((That would not do, he thought irritably, he couldn’t be all smug with Draco just moaning like -))

But Draco moaned again, this time for an entire different reason.

Potter had stopped kissing him.

Why had he stopped?

Did Draco do something wrong?

Draco opened his eyes - he had not even realised he’d closed them - and searched the dark room frantically for those green orbs. “Potter? Did -”

Potter’s teeth flashed in the dark - but not as his usual smile. It even seemed as if he was… Nervous? “Draco…” He whispered, and he leaned in closer, his lips now near Draco’s ear. “Oh, God,” he said so softly, it was almost more a soft moan than an actual sentence, “I just have to… I’m sorry but I just have to..”

“You have to do what, Pot-” and Draco’s voice failed him completely.

Potter kissed his ear gently, that warm and soft and perfect mouth covering his cold and mundane ear (why was Potter kissing his ear?) ((He was not going to complain.))

But before Draco could even ask what on earth the other boy was doing, Potter suddenly started kissing him on his jaw, his cheek, his nose - on every patch of skin he seemed able to find. And dear Merlin - Draco had to control every fibre of his being not to cry, for Potter was whispering things to his skin, as if he was telling him secrets, beautiful and thrilling secrets that Draco was going to take to his grave.

“Draco,” Potter said to him in a whisper, kissing his eyelids, “you are so beautiful like this, dear Merlin -”

Draco gave up all pretence, and let his eyes water.

(He bet his entire savings (which was a lot) that nobody would’ve stayed dry-eyed with Harry Potter saying things like that to you, kissing you so softly as if you might break into pieces if he’d do it more forcefully.)

Draco was sure he might actually break underneath Potter’s kisses. Or die. (He wasn’t sure if he would actually mind - it was after all the best way to go.)

When Potter started kissing away his tears, however, something inside him snapped, and he quickly flipped them both over - pushing Potter to bed now, holding the other boy away from him.

“Draco?” Potter stared up at him, and Merlin , Draco nearly started crying all over again at the sight.

How could Potter call him beautiful, when he looked like that? Those honest-to-God glowing green eyes staring up at him in adoration (what had Draco done in his life to deserve that gaze), those lips almost red from overuse, and a soft and playful smile tucking at his lips… Draco wanted to bury himself inside that boy, deep and deep inside and never crawl out again.

“Draco,” Potter repeated, and knitted his eyebrows together. “Are you just gonna stare at me all evening, or are you actually going to do something?”

Draco huffed, and slapped Potter’s hands away who’d moved up to grab Draco’s face. “Shut up for a second will you? I’m trying to enjoy the view.”

And then something unbelievably wonderful happened - Potter shuddered, his entire body did - and then he started blushing.

Blushing!

For a second Draco could only gape at the sight before him - the state he had brought him in - before he couldn’t help himself anymore and dove in to kiss him again. (And again and again and again.)

Potter certainly gave as much as he took.

anonymous asked:

The sugar daddy headcanons were so good I'm gonna... cry.....,,,,,,,,...... is there some way u could do more headcanons please for it? Maybe this time with stuff like: sugar daddy to lover type stuff? Old hope that's not confusing!! With 76, reaper and mccree again? Ilyyy

When the sugar daddy’s nut so good that you tear up

I kind of understand what you’re asking (or, at least, I think I do) so I shall try provide what you desperately thirst for. >:0


Continuation of this: https://overwatch-imagines-hub.tumblr.com/post/160723237469/hopefully-requests-are-open-can-i-ask-for-sugar

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Soldier 76

  • It really wouldn’t be surprising if it went from a sugar daddy/baby relationship to a romantic one
  • You guys have already the companionship piece down and the sex is great
  • The relationship probably just kind of evolves into romance over time
  • Expensive dinners at restaurants turn into home cooked meals
  • Trips to the movie theater turn into movie marathons at either of your places
  • Sex isn’t really a necessity anymore
  • Instead there’s a lot more cuddling and kissing after dates instead
  • Neither is buying/paying things for you but he still does it every once in a while
  • Is still always taking care of you, though you take care of him too
  • Where he was closed off about his work and life before, he now isn’t
  • You both have a couple drawers of your own things at each other’s place and take turns staying the night at each other’s houses
  • He doesn’t make you leave when he has to go to work like he used to; instead he’ll save you breakfast in the fridge and kiss your forehead before he heads out
  • When he comes home and collapses in bed, you make sure his shoes and visor/glasses and uncomfortable jacket get taken off, then make sure he has a blanket over him
  • On the days he doesn’t work, you let him sleep in while you make breakfast and even tidy up his house a bit for him (it’s a little messy after three straight weeks of work)
  • He does the same for you when he’s staying at your place

Reaper

  • He slipped up and mentioned his feelings for you at some point
  • He freaked out right afterwards and tried to tell you that it wouldn’t happen again and that he was sorry and just to forget everything he said
  • You gotta shut him up with a kiss, probably
  • Afterwards, not much is different, except he’s way more open with his feelings and pampers you way more than before
  • If that second part’s possible
  • Still pays for your things and sets up expensive dates until unless you tell him not to
  • He probably has you move in with him so he gets to be around you more
  • Sex becomes a rare thing; it’s mostly heavy cuddling and warm kisses 24/7
  • Also becomes hella protective, which was another side of himself that he hid from you as a sugar daddy
  • He’s an absolute lovebird, straight from a cheesy rom-com
  • It’s almost ridiculous but it’s also amazingly adorable on the big, bulky, usually edgy and intimidating man

McCree

  • As soon as he realizes he’s catching cooties feelings, he tries to replace you
  • Even goes so far as trying to make you hate him so you leave him
  • Of course, you’re smart and his personality change is the most obvious thing ever, so you’re not about to go down without a fight
  • So you set up an elaborate plan of seducing him and getting him a little tipsy so he tells you what’s wrong
  • It works but tipsy Jesse also realizes what you’re up to when you start asking odd questions, so an argument breaks out
  • And that’s when he slips up and tells you the big news
  • He’s got the romantic feelin’s for his baby
  • And when you’re quiet with surprise, he kisses you to prove it
  • Jesse does everything but kiss his sugar babies on the mouth
  • Boy is he good at kissing too
  • That night’s one of tipsy, giddy romping
  • Instead of rough and fast, he goes slow and takes his time to kiss and touch every inch of your body
  • So much kissing
  • He’s gotta make up for all that time he hasn’t been kissing you
  • God he loves kissing you
  • From then on, his favorite thing is kissing your sweet little lips
  • He gives you the cutest and most random nicknames ever
  • No longer presses you/buys you things to keep up with beauty standards; his favorite thing is seeing your messy hair and your smeared makeup/unwashed face in the morning while wearing his shirt and/or hat when you come out to breakfast
  • Totally cooks for you all the time, whenever he gets the chance
  • Still buys you little gifts and spa trips and short vacations (that he joins you on, of course) whenever you show the slightest sign of stress
  • Way more protective of you than before, if possible
  • Also gets jealous easily but hides it well until he can pout later when you’re alone
  • Half of your stuff is now at his place and he loves to spend most of his free time at yours
  • You have a key to his place
  • While he loves a completely obedient sugar baby, in a relationship he loves those pointless little bickering moments and end up in chuckles and sweet smooches
  • K I S S E S

anonymous asked:

please let loose and give me any, and I mean ANY, fluffy Bakugo headcanons

thank you for allowing me to go on a tangent, friend.

Originally posted by krispscribs

Random Katsuki Bakugou headcanons that are varying degrees of fluffy and that I’ve had in my head for forever

+ likes having his hair played with but will never, ever admit it; gets extremely angry if someone stops playing with his hair before he tells them to. Makes sounds akin to a large cat purring while it’s happening

+ Kirishima is his best friend, he will fight anyone that insults him; Monoma has almost died twice for picking on Kirishima’s quirk. He also goes well out of his way to make Kirishima feel better

+ sleeps with 3 pillows; two regular pillows at the head of his bed so no matter what side of the bed he’s on, he’s got a pillow, but the third is a body pillow so he can lock his arms and legs around it. He’s a cuddler, but he’s gonna kill anyone who finds out unless it’s his s/o

+ even though he outwardly despises Izuku, he will still defend him from people who insult him for no reason, as only he is allowed to insult Deku, fuck off

+ is really into traditional activities, like obon and tanabata. He doesn’t miss shrine visits, either, and he has a bunch of omamori on his bookshelf, mostly for academic success, strength, good health, and wealth because those are things important to him

+ loves giving his s/o ridiculously insulting nicknames, enjoys it even more if they do it back to him; Bakugou: hey, bitchface s/o: what do you want, assrag Bakugou: I love your fucking face *pulls them into a hug* it’s stupid, and it’s mine

+ is into photography, has several very expensive cameras in his dorm room, and he likes taking candid pictures of the Baku Squad; his favorite subjects are Kirishima and Kaminari, though, because they are both good looking people and are always up to something. He also feels weird taking pictures of girls, he doesn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about why he does it, so he sticks mostly to the guys in the class when he takes pictures, but he does have some really nice pictures of Ashido, Yaoyorozu, and Asui

+ on his classmates’ birthdays, he cooks their favorite foods if they’re together; for Todoroki’s birthday, he makes a special zaru soba with noodles he made himself, for Kirishima’s birthday takes the Baku Squad out to yakiniku and cooks for Kirishima though everyone else is on their own since he’s not their mom, and he even makes katsudon for Izuku on his birthday because he knows it’s his favorite and it’s a way to apologize for his actions without actually having to say sorry

+ can and will nap anywhere if he’s really tired; on the couch in the common room, his bed, on Kirishima’s floor if they’ve been studying and he just dozes off, in the library while leaning against a bookshelf this scared one of the second year students once, and once he even fell asleep during a survival exercise at Ground Beta; he won the exercise, no one managed to find and capture him.

+ if he stays up past a certain point, he becomes friendly; of course, before that he gets increasingly more ill-tempered, but after a certain point of sleep deprivation, he just becomes a very friendly, touchy person, and he smiles genuinely. The firs time this happens, everyone is terrified because there’s no way that’s Bakugou

+ he’s got deep insecurities about his personality and his ability to become a hero, and one of the only people that can pull him out of a funk that’s induced by thinking about that is his mom; he’s a momma’s boy, even if he’s always calling her an Old Bat and a Hag

+ his family is very important to him, and he wants to make his parents happy; he sends his parents some of the pictures he takes of his classmates, so that they can see how he’s doing now that he doesn’t live at home anymore. On days off, he’ll go visit them, or meet his mom out somewhere for a mother-son lunch date, because he misses her

+ although he’s always been determined to become a hero and is going to accept nothing less than becoming the top hero in the world, he’s given considerable thought to alternative career paths; both his parents are in fashion, he enjoys designing have you seen his costume, he designed that by himself and it is amazing in function and aesthetics but prefers photography; despite wanting to be rich and famous, he hates the idea of modeling and would much rather be on the other side of the camera

+ is the kind of person to point out everything wrong in a movie; look at that dumbass, you can see the boom mic, they forgot to fill in that green screen! That’s not what color that character’s eyes are in the book! That is not how physics work those sharks are not in that fucking water cyclone fuck off

+ has a lot of All Might merch, just like Izuku, except he left it all at home before moving into Heights Alliance because he’s not a fucking nerd like Deku

+ is surprisingly fond of ballads, but really likes rock music; rock ballads are great

+ likes slow dancing with his partner in the kitchen while waiting for dinner to finish cooking (I’ve posted this before in another request but I had to include it here too)

+ asks Kaminari and Jirou for new music, ends up really liking TUBE because Kaminari showed him N A T S U and it just was catchy

+ is one of the best singers in the entirety of Class 1-A, but doesn’t sing very much when everyone goes out to karaoke, because it’s stupid and he doesn’t like the astounded looks on everyone’s faces when they find out he’s got a good voice

+ his favorite Disney girl is Mulan because she’s a badass, he wanted to marry her as a little kid and didn’t talk to his mom for two weeks after she told him Mulan wasn’t real and he couldn’t marry her

anonymous asked:

Hi love! I'm here to answer your call! Hc's for the Bakusquad (Mina, Denki, Kiri, and Sero) meeting Bakugou's tiny, sweet, cute childhood friend turned girlfriend?

I’m gonna do the headcanons for all four of them in one chunk, almost scenario-ish. Otherwise this post would be 50 years long and I’d be repeating myself a lot, hehe.


The Bakusquad (Mina, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero) … and also kind of Bakugou:

•  They are all fucking floored that Bakugou of all people is dating someone like you? Or more that someone like you is (supposedly) in a relationship with him WILLINGLY? They all honestly believed him 0% when he told them he was in a relationship, so now they’re all shook to see you in the flesh. They got some apologizing to do for not believing Bakugou.

•  Oh but they are FUCKING PUMPED to meet you! They immediately all start fawning and cooing over you about how cute and small you are and Bakugou probably has to pry them all off of you cause they are getting too close for his comfort.

•  Mina is extra excited because at UA she’s the only girl who can even stand to be around Bakugou for more than 5 minutes! The fact that she gets to have another girl around now is really exciting for her and she’ll immediately pursue becoming BFFs with you. 

•  Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero are ALL gonna flirt with you for the sole purpose of pissing Bakugou off. Nothing serious, they won’t touch you or push any boundaries or anything, just a little harmless flirting to get Bakugou’s blood boiling. Even you have to admit it’s pretty amusing, but you don’t flirt back as you would like to keep your boyfriend from spontaneous combustion.

•  They’re all gonna want pictures with you to prove to the rest of Class A that you are in fact real. Like, Izuku has always said that you do in fact exist (he knew you as a child as well), but like, they have the physical proof now? Like they can brag they met her and lived? They consider meeting you a weird achievement.

•  Question bombardment incoming. They have so much they want to know and they are expecting ANSWERS. Has Bakugou been this way since he was little? How have you had the sheer persistence to stay friends with him and eventually DATE him for so long? Is he still an asshole to you when no one else is around, or is he secretly nice to you? They’re very curious about how you stand him, even though they’re his goddamn friends.

•  They are going to BEG you for pictures of baby Bakugou. Preferably of the embarrassing variety. Bakugou refuses to let them see anything of him before his middle school days, so they want those mini Bakugous SO FREAKING BAD. But they ask you for them later over the phone cause they know Bakugou would would murder them if they asked in his presence.

•  Congratulations, you are an official member of Their Squad now!