i'm gonna do this face all the time


Gonna do these three at a time I think~ 

All of these were blush memes requested by @theamishpirate

(I did royal au Cerise for the last one because let’s face it….she makes that face a lot in this au)

anonymous asked:

What's the deal with having to smile? I don't get it. Yeah, I'm here to provide a service. I do it with a scowl cause that's my face almost all of the time. Smiling is extra work and if I can't be happy for myself, I'm not gonna be happy for you, Fucker McFuckFace who waves a dollar in my face and says, 'Smile! Smile or no tip!!'. No. Fuck you, you mother fucking dick bag. I refuse.

I have resting bitch face and look super awkward when I smile. Plus after doing it for so long when your face just naturally wants to look pissed off ends up hurting really bad. There’s got to be a moment or two of rest for those poor cheek muscles. -Abby

ADA TEXTS:What if they were students? ft.Chuuya+Akutagawa
  • Atsushi: Have you guys studied for the exams?
  • Dazai: Wait,What?? There's an exam?When?Where?How?WHYYYYYY?!
  • Ranpo: It's tomorrow.
  • Yosano: I've already revised for weeks,I think I'm ready.
  • Fukuzawa: I didn't expect any less from you,future doctor.
  • Tanizaki: I'm still studying.
  • Dazai: Kunikida~ Please help meeeee!!!! MAYDAY!!
  • Akutagawa: *cough*Dazai-san*cough* I can help you.
  • Kunikida: Not again! Last time when I was teaching you,you dared to fall asleep!!
  • Dazai: *ignoring Akutagawa* But Kunikida without you what I'm gonna do!!!!!
  • Naomi: Yup,Dazai-san you also sleep-talked, I'd rather learn how to double-suicide,you said
  • Kenji: Dazai-san also said that it was boring!
  • Chuuya: Studying?Nah,more like students dying
  • Kyouka: What are you even doing here, you intruder!
  • Chuuya: I'm just here to laugh at Dazai
  • Dazai: I bet you didn't study either!
  • Chuuya: Nope I didn't 'cause I'm too fabulous for this sh*t!
  • Akutagawa: *cough* As I said earlier,I'm willing to help you.
  • Chuuya: Give up Akutagawa,he's not gonna respond,you need to face this cruel reality.
  • Akutagawa: But I- *his phone runs out of battery*
  • Naomi: Poor Him
  • Bonus(after that)
  • Akutagawa: (to himself)F*ck no way I wasted an opportunity again! why must you run out of battery now of all times??
  • Stupid phone,RASHOMON DESTROY THE PHONE!!!!Why didn't it go as planned!! I was going to show Dazai-san how smart I was!!Dazai-san notice me pls.

anonymous asked:

Of course i want Cas back and he obv is coming back, but i'm kinda interested in how? Like, i'd like for it to be a little harder for Dean to just do a sigh of relief and move right along like "he's back, like all those other times, of course he is." I'd like to see it be a little harder for Dean to take Cas always coming back for granted? If that makes sense? I think what i'm basically saying is is want this time to be different and therefore make Dean face some things.

Yeah, We need something even bigger than the “Don’t do that again” from 9.03.

I think we’re gonna need some sort of combo of all the reverse reverse crypt scenes to break through to Cas this time around. And I can’t wait. :P

I'm A Strong Girl, Remember?

defeat is the one thing I’m used to feeling,
But this time it was different,
I didn’t just feel defeated with one thing, I felt defeated with everything and it was overwhelming,
I tried to escape,
Escape you,
Escape school (cause god knows there isn’t anybody great there),
Escape my family,
I just wanted it all to go away,
But it didn’t and it won’t ever.
So this is what I’m going to do, im going to cry as much as I need and not care about the mascara on my face,
Then I’m gonna get up and be strong and brave like I know I am,
Im gonna do my best to keep it together and stay strong
When you’re alone like this, you learn that not everyone is going to be there to pick up the shattered, beaten, and bruised fragments of your heart off of the floor for you,
You must do it all by yourself
But I can do it,
I’m a strong girl,


Selina Meyer/Kent Davison (requested by anon)

- “Oh my God! I’d kiss you right now, but I’m never gonna do that!”
- “My brain is at you service, ma'am.”
“We’ll see.”

Yugioh: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Sentence Starters
  • "What the hell is a motorcycle?"
  • "I'm Batman!"
  • "Well it's a good thing I play a lot of Assassin's Creed!"
  • "You obviously don't know who I am."
  • "I'm _______, and I'm absolutely flawless!"
  • "I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!"
  • "Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?"
  • "Let's go ride our motorcycles and play some half-naked volleyball!"
  • "Oh my god this is so straight you guys!"
  • "Now whip out your junk and wave it at him!"
  • "Girls are smelly."
  • "Well if it's on the internet it must be true!"
  • "Don't eat the yellow snow! It's pee!"
  • "Next year I'm vacationing in Germany, nothing bad ever happens there!"
  • "Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?!"
  • "I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul."
  • "Don't be a player hater!"
  • "I'm not a player hater. I just hate you."
  • "I can't give you any spoilers."
  • "Can I ride your bike?!"
  • "Why are we in Venice?"
  • "Now make yourself useful and open the internet."
  • "You're not riding my damn bike!"
  • "I love Pirate Hitler. He always makes me laugh."
  • "The Americans are invading us with dragons!"
  • "Can I have my Oscar now?"
  • "I'm the serious one with a voice that makes the fangirls swoon."
  • "I'm the cute hyperactive one that people wanna choke in his sleep!"
  • "I was playing card games before it was cool."
  • "Are you gonna give me guys spoilers or not?"
  • "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
  • "That is not how time travel works!"
  • "I think you're talking about hell."
  • "That's cold, dawg."
  • "Aw yeah, looks like we chillin' with the king of games, beeotch!"
  • "Way to endanger innocent lives!"
  • "For the love of God, does anyone know what time it is?"
  • "Aw, desu desu, bitches!"
  • "Why the hell why were you in Venice?!"
  • "Why are you trying to destroy the world?"
  • "I am not trying to destroy the world. I am trying to save it!"
  • "How does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?"
  • "All I had to do was invent time travel, then go back in time and kill ______. And then the future would be better."
  • "What the hell, man? What the actual hell?!"
  • "You always were my favorite protagonist."
  • "No homo!"
  • "If we survive this, I'm going to go back in time, and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure."
  • "Synchro what?"
  • "Wait! I seem to have stopped caring."
  • "You have friends?"
  • "Freestyle time!"
  • "Oh please tell me he's not gonna rap."
  • "Way to get your lame on!"
  • "Shut up, _____! You're not funny!"
  • "Aw yeah! Pimp slap like a mofo!"
  • "I believe the appropriate phrase is 'booyah!'"
  • "It's been an honor playing card games with you."
  • "No homo, right?"
  • "All of the homo!"
  • "I think we may have just killed a man."
  • "If anyone asks, _____ did it!"
  • "All that matters is that we managed to get through all this without disrupting the space-time continuum."
  • "Well this is just fan-tucking-fastic."
  • "Where the hell are my Cheetos?"
Actual Solangelo feelings first time they met at camp at Gaea war.
  • Will: *looks at some guy's back and before he says anything he realizes that guy was Nico di Angelo his "ex" crush and gets REALLY surprised cause NICO HASN'T BEEN AT CAMP SINCE A LOOOOONG TIME AGO* Nico?
  • Nico: *turns to see who in Hades name was calling now*
  • Will: *OMGS HE'S EVEN HOTTER THAN HE WAS THREE YEARS AGO I'M GONNA DIE LOOK AT THAT FACE I LOVE Y... wait, is that a hawaiian t-shirt what the hell* what are you doing here?
  • Nico: *wow this dude isn't ugly at all* what are you doing here you wanna get killed?
  • Will: *I ASKED FIRST ANSWER MY QUESTION* we are spying, we took precautions.
  • Nico: *... not ugly AT ALL* you are wearing black when the sun is raising, you pinted your face but didn't covered that blond hair of yours. It would be easier to simply hang a red flag guys.
  • Will: *did he just noticed my blond hair I AM DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW* *blushes* well...
grey's anatomy sentence meme prt. iii
  • " so how did you want to handle this? "
  • " you intimidate me a little. "
  • " i'll do better, i promise. "
  • " we can do this. "
  • " you changed my life, you made it better, made it brighter. "
  • " don't you dare die, we're not finished yet. "
  • " every day we face death. "
  • " do you want to dance it out? "
  • " do you want to drink tequila? "
  • " if i was the kind of person who kissed people, i'd kiss you. "
  • " i tried to change. "
  • " a wo(man) can change. "
  • " not everybody has to be happy all the time. "
  • " are you in the dark place? "
  • " why are you avoiding me? "
  • " it's gonna be okay. "
  • " should i leave? "
  • " don't say anything. "
  • " i don't know how you get up in the morning. "
  • " i'm not done loving you. "
  • " when did you become an optimist? "
  • " don't get mad at me because i care. "
  • " you don't have to say anything. "
  • " the hard part is over, right? "
  • " if you see the warm, welcoming light, do not go into it. "
  • " my head is exploding. "
  • " are... are you mad at me? "
  • " i wish i was all someone thought about. "
  • " what separates you from the other's is greatness. "
  • " i'm never good enough, no matter what i say or do. "
  • " you don't have to do this. "
  • " we've gotten this far. "
  • " i wish i was secure enough to handle that without a bruised ego and a lot of processed sugar. "
  • " so you think i'm broken? fix me. "
  • " i don't want to lose you. "
  • " i still love you whether you're capable of letting me or not. "
  • " don't ask me if i'm okay. "
  • " i was a kid then, but i'm a wo(man) now, so i'll do better. "
  • " i deserve a second chance. "
  • " i wanted to be better for you. "
  • " i know how hard for you to trust people, and i just wanted to be someone you can depend on. "
  • " go! get out of here! "
  • " i'm not a bad wo(man). "
  • " i want to come home to you. "

anonymous asked:

10 year Noctis smirked at Hypaalicious, "you need to take several tests? Oh I can do that for sure, sweet cheeks." Noctis said picking her in his arms bodily tossing her on the bed. Slowly Noctis stripped of his suit his eyes on you the whole time. With a quick movement he pulled down the pants and underwear spreading your legs open some, "test number one." Noctis slowly rubbed his face against your thighs marveling at the beautiful dark skin. He took a slow lazy lick up her slit to her clit.

Sweet cheeks, eh?

Your highness, where you been getting your terms of endearment from? Gladio?

I’ll tell you what, tho

Keep up the good work and you can call me whatever the fuck you want, boo.


Creepypastas if they had kids..:
  • Jeff: STOP CRYING!!
  • Ben Drowned: *baby cries* Do you play video games..?
  • Laughing Jack: Aww your so cute, I'm gonna kill you when you turn 8 years old HAHAHAHA
  • Eyeless Jack: ..So do you eat kidneys?
  • Slenderman: 'I swear to my sanity if they make me take care of those snot face brats.'
  • Smile Dog: *barks at all of them*
  • Sally: BABIES!!

darkangel046  asked:

Hello ! :D I really love your art especially little cute fox Sanji he's so perfect !!! :) But I wonder why do you represents him as a fox ? I know Oda said the animal representing him was a duck and after a horned sheep but did I miss something or it's just for the cuteness ? >////< Thank you you're really a blessing for the fandom :3 Have a nice day !!!!

Because I love him to to be a fox WAAAAH

oops sorry, but sit down here I’ll tell you how much Sanji is perfect  in his half fox half human form! And why would it be.

first I will talk about the canon, or non-canon but relatable detail around ‘Fox Sanji’

Sanji first appeared with fox in this cover chapter. It’s chapter 266, a chapter of Skypiea arc (year 2003)

after that when One Piece got color version, here it is.

This is the first gunshot ever, to start everything of him being in fox form in fandom (or fandom ZSZ) without needing a word directly from Oda. Of course fandom still have always loved Sanji being a Duck or a Goat too (there’s many artworks or doujinshi about him related to Duck and Goat). What I want to say here, everything already started over 10 years ago (wow, how old is One Piece?)

Next to that, the sponsor a.k.a toei animation supports the idea too and with bandai/game sponsor for One Piece series, they gave out some game feature of Sanji being in fox form.

(source IMG)

I made gif for this game advertised too. (link)

Okay so that how much I have known about the original, canon this and that. However Fanmade, this is fanmade world, AU, and when we talk about fanmade, sometimes it’s just because of us, fan love them character to be in that way! Why we love it, okay, because Sanji does suit it very well!! Below I can explain some according to my knowledge and opinion, please just read as preview.

About personality, he’s quite clever and sneaking around to win the battle in many arc, that’s one of good trait suit with fox. In the battle with Jabra at Enies Lobby, Sanji defined himself as ‘hunter’, fox is one of the best hunter type animal too!

Sanji fighting style mostly base on agility and fire. Being quick also one of fox trait, and talking about fire, fox is highly recommend to be the icon of it. I’m not talking about mozilla firefox lol, but in Japanese myth, the ninetail fox demon is a type of monster using fire to attack. 

About outward look, I know fox got many color of fur, black fox, white fox, red fox, orange, yellow creamy, but when I think about them I used to think them in light orange or yellow color which easily suit with Sanji hair too! 

like… omg look they have ‘blackleg’ too!

Being a hunter type, but unlike cats, fox is something in the mix of cat and dog. They’re cheerful, welcoming, warm like dogs but also much of curiosity and cunning like cats.

I can’t say how much I love Sanji being in fox form xD this is too much. But I want to give out information that, I’m not the only one or the first one in fandom portray him in this way. 

There’re already many other artists around the world do it, we all love him in this way.

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pixiv id : 33839968


My fox Sanji is just one of them ^^ and I love to put him in the story of an animal trying to learn cooking (love the curiosity trait! may be I watch the ratatouille movie so many times xD)

also… because I got a kinky fetish (hide face in pillow) I love plot of human x animal (half animal form, like… they got ears and tail).

*hide face run away*

5SOS Preference #3: Family (His Point Of View)
  • Calum Hood: "Whoa! Slow down, tiger." I say as I scoop up my two year old boy, Ryder, into my arms.
  • He giggles as he wraps his little arms around my neck while I walk into the kitchen.
  • "What's for lunch today, huh?" I ask out loud as I open the pantry with my open hand.
  • "We got Mac 'n Cheese." I smile but Ryder shakes his head very quickly.
  • "Nuh uh." He says.
  • "Okay..." I say before searching again.
  • "How about-"
  • "I got us McDonalds." A familiar voice says behind me.
  • I turn around and smile at my beautiful (Y/N), who is just glowing with pregnancy.
  • She sets the McDonald's bags on the counter.
  • "Mama!" My son squeals once he see's his mom, trying to wiggle out of my reach.
  • I laugh before setting him down and watch him run to (Y/N).
  • She kneels down and opens her arms out for him.
  • "There's my little man." She says while wrapping her arms around Ryder.
  • I smile as I watch them.
  • "Did you get me nuggets?" He asks, pulling away.
  • "Sure did." She says then kisses his cheek before getting up slowly.
  • "How about you go sit down," I say to Ryder as I walk to them. "While I make your plate, okay bud?"
  • He nods his head before storming into the dining room.
  • I grab (Y/N)'s hands in mine.
  • "Hello my love." I say before kissing her.
  • "Mmmm, hello Calum." She says, breathlessly with her eyes closed.
  • "How was your appointment?"
  • "It was good." She says with a smile.
  • "It was just 'good?'"
  • I laugh as I open the food's bag and start pulling out Ryder's fries and nuggets. She opens the other bag and starts pulling out food also.
  • "Yeah. It's just the uh same old check up on the baby." She says as she eats a fry.
  • "Well good." I say before walking to the fridge to grab the ketchup. "Everything's going alright?"
  • "Everything's wonderful." I hear (Y/N) say.
  • I close the door once I grappled the ketchup.
  • "I'm very glad to hear." I say as I squirt ketchup onto the plate.
  • "Mama! Dada! Nuggets!" Ryder shouts.
  • She laughs before grabbing his plate and walking out to our son.
  • "Here's your lunch, my prince!" I hear her say as I start grabbing out our food.
  • Ryder mumbles something that I can't understand. I bet his mouth is stuffed with a nugget.
  • "Baby?" I hear my bride call for me.
  • "Yes?" I say while squirting ketchup on my plate and hers.
  • "Can you grab Ry's toy? It's in our food bag."
  • I put my hand inside the bag and pull out some napkins and two toys.
  • Two toys?
  • I look at them both. One's a teenage mutant ninja turtle and one's a hello kitty.
  • Weird. We usually never get two toys.
  • "Uh...(Y/N)?" I ask as I walk out to the the dining room.
  • She sits next to Ryder, who is inhaling his lunch, but turns her head towards me.
  • "Did you ask for two toys?"
  • I hold to up the two toys for her to see.
  • She smirks.
  • "Calum," she says as she gets up. "The turtle is for Ryder and the kitten is for our new addition."
  • My eyes go wide and I instantly smile.
  • "A girl?" I whisper before wrapping my arms around her waist.
  • (Y/N) nods and kisses my lips.
  • "Ryder!" I say after pulling away.
  • He lifts his head up, his cheeks puffed out.
  • "You're gonna have a sister!" My wife and I say together, excitedly.
  • But we get a groan in return but we laugh.
  • Ashton Irwin: "Like this, watch daddy." I say to my son, Austin, as I pat on the pot with a beat with my youngest son, Jacob, sitting between my legs.
  • "Now you try." I say before handing it to him.
  • Austin starts banging on it, hard.
  • All three of us are sitting on the kitchen floor with pots, pans, spoons and wooden spoons surrounding us.
  • My three year old giggles at his five year old brother's actions.
  • "I'm a rockstar!" Austin shouts while banging harder.
  • "Yeah you are." I say with a laugh before grabbing a wooden spoon and a plastic bowl. "Now use these two."
  • I hand them over to him and he starts to pound again.
  • "I try." Jacob says while reaching over and grabbing a metal spoon.
  • I place a metal pot in front of him and he pats the pot gently.
  • I lean back on my hands, smiling proudly at my little musicians.
  • I'm glad it's entertaining them.
  • "Jakey, can I try?" Austin asks his brother if he could borrow his pot and spoon.
  • "What do you say?" I ask Austin.
  • "Please?"
  • Jacob holds his pot and spoon close to him.
  • "Nooo." He says.
  • "But Jacob." My eldest whines.
  • "Nooo."
  • "You have to share, Jacob." I say, sternly.
  • He pouts and then gives the pot and spoon to his brother.
  • "Thank you." Austin says before making loud noise.
  • "Here you go, bud." I say before placing a plastic bowl in front of Jacob and handing him a spoon.
  • Banging fills the kitchen again.
  • "I'm making a song daddy." Austin says, patting the pan softly.
  • "It sounds good!"
  • "What's going on here?" I hear (Y/N) ask.
  • The banging suddenly stops and I turn my head.
  • She stands with her hands on her hips and her hair wrapped up in a towel.
  • "We're making music, mommy!" Jacob says, excitedly.
  • "You are?" She asks with a smile.
  • The boys nod their heads.
  • "Soon, we're gonna be like daddy!" Austin chirps.
  • "That's great."
  • "But we're gonna be better than daddy." Jacob says while nodding his head, being completely serious.
  • "Really?" My wife says, trying not to laugh.
  • My boys all nod their heads again.
  • "Well alright. I'll let you guys get back to working. But please, keep the noise down a little."
  • "Okay mommy." Austin says.
  • "You got it, dude." Jacob says with a thumbs up.
  • (Y/N) smiles yet again, giving them a wink.
  • Then the boys start rocking again.
  • She then leaves the kitchen but I get up and follow her.
  • "You're crazy, Irwin." My wife says, obviously knowing that I'm following her.
  • "I know I am but they're really entertained." I say with a smile.
  • She turns around.
  • "You made a big mistake now." She says. "Because that's all they're gonna wanna do."
  • "I know and I'm sorry." I say before kissing her lips.
  • "Uh huh. And I hope I'm not the one picking up that mess in there Ashton."
  • "You won't. We'll pick it up." I whisper to (Y/N).
  • "Okay."
  • Then we kiss again and then the drumming stops.
  • "Austin!" I hear Jacob whine.
  • "Boys," I shout after pulling away. "You better share or no more music time."
  • "But daddy!" Austin cries.
  • Michael Clifford: "Boys, listen to daddy alright?" I kneel down to my two, four year old boys so that we're all face to face.
  • "We gotta be extra careful when we see mommy and Aubrey, okay?" I ask looking back and forth at my two twins.
  • "And quiet too?" Nick asks.
  • "Very quiet. Understand?"
  • Zach and Nick nod their heads.
  • "Good. Now let's go see your sister and mama."
  • I get up and hold both of my hands out to them, they each take a hand.
  • We walk into the hospitals sliding doors and go into an elevator.
  • "Is nana and pop pop coming?" Zach asks, looking up at me while the elevator goes up.
  • I nod my head and he shrieks.
  • "Uncle Cal and uncle Ash?" Nick asks, politely.
  • "Don't forget uncle Luke!" Zach says pointing his index finger at his brother.
  • I chuckle.
  • "They'll come later on." I say.
  • Then the elevator doors open up.
  • "This way." I say while turning us to the left.
  • Once we arrive to (Y/N)'s hospital room, I look down to my boys.
  • "You ready?"
  • They both nod their heads quickly.
  • "Mommy!" The boys whisper loudly once I opened the door. They ran to her bed side.
  • "There they are." My bride says groggily, kissing each of their heads.
  • "I missed you two so much."
  • "Where is she? Where is she?" Zach asks, jumping with excitement.
  • "She's coming, don't you two worry. Come and sit with me."
  • I walk over to them and grab Nick and set him next to (Y/N) and then Zach and set him next to her on her other side.
  • She takes each of their hands in hers.
  • "Oh and hello Michael." She smiles at me.
  • I smile and kiss her lips, getting an "ewww" from Nicholas and Zachary.
  • "Hello baby." I whisper.
  • "Mr. and Mrs. Clifford?" A voice says behind me.
  • I turn around and smile brightly at the nurse who's holding Aubrey.
  • "Whoa." I hear Zach whisper in awe.
  • I walk to her and reach for my little sunshine.
  • "Thank you." I say as I take her in my arms, cradling her.
  • She smiles and then leaves.
  • Aubrey sleeps peacefully in her pink blanket. She has on a tiny pink beanie on her little head.
  • "Hello my angel."
  • I kiss her forehead and then turn around gently for the boys to see.
  • I walk over to the bed and hand her over to (Y/N).
  • "She's so pretty." Nick whispers while watching his mom place her into her arms.
  • "And so tiny." Zach says.
  • The twins eyes never leave their sister.
  • (Y/N) smiles down at Aubrey and then up at me.
  • I smile at her.
  • "You guys like her?" I say after a few minutes of them staring.
  • I walk over to them and watch her also.
  • "I love her!" Zach says before placing a soft kiss on her head.
  • "She's a keeper." Nick says while looking up to me and nodding his head.
  • Luke Hemmings: "I found my sweet escape when I'm alone with you." I whisper-sing to my two month old baby girl.
  • Ella watches me as she blinks heavily. She's trying so hard to stay awake.
  • I chuckle lowly before kissing her soft cheek.
  • "You're not gonna give up, are you?" I ask and she squirms.
  • I sway side to side slowly, trying to make her fall asleep. Her sleepy wailing woke me up and I immediately came in to check on my princess.
  • "Go to sleep, sweetheart." I whisper to her.
  • Ella's eyelids start to droop even more and then they fully close.
  • I smile, proud of myself that I got her to finally sleep.
  • I keep swaying just in case she wakes up.
  • "She asleep?" I hear a whisper behind me.
  • I turn around slowly and find my (Y/N) leaning on the door post.
  • I smile at her and nod.
  • She walks over to me to check on our daughter.
  • "She's so beautiful." She says before kissing her head. "I love her to pieces."
  • "I hope she's a daddy's girl." I whisper while looking at my baby.
  • (Y/N) sighs.
  • "They always are."
  • I try not to laugh.
  • Ella starts to squirm a little, she makes a whimpering noise but her eyes are still closed.
  • "Shhh." I say softly to her. "Daddy's here."
  • "So is mama." My wife says with a smile.
  • "Quit being so jealous." I say to her, playfully.
  • (Y/N) shrugs.
  • We watch our little pumpkin after a few moments before laying her down in her crib.
  • "Goodnight my love." I whisper while taking (Y/N)'s hand.
  • Ella sighs happily.
  • "I want more." I say after I breathe in.
  • "What?"
  • Her grip tightens on my hand.
  • "Not now but later." I say before looking at her.
  • "Of course." She says before kissing my hand.
  • "Just think about all the other beautiful babies we'll make." I say as I lean in.
  • I peck her lips.
  • "I know but let's just worry about what we have now."
  • I nod my head.
  • "But we'll defiantly have more?"
  • "Yes, Luke." (Y/N) says before I kiss her again.
  • Man, do I love my girls.
ReBoot Season One Sentence Starters (Part Three):
  • "Leaving? So soon? How rude."
  • "Now that is one strange lady."
  • "We've just bagged the treasure of our lives."
  • "You did not win my game but maybe I can help anyway."
  • "Look, the only way to figure it out is to try one."
  • "Alright guys, remember. The password is belly button. And no girls allowed!"
  • "The jam is moldy in the kitchen and the rolling rabbit gathers no moss."
  • "Then how come security's so interested in you?"
  • "It seems to me you still have some time."
  • "How dare you interrupt me when I'm putting on my face!"
  • "I said I was sorry."
  • "No! I am not calling him."
  • "Strategic plans? I'm just gonna try to win, that's what."
  • "He slices, he dices, he cuts julienne fries!"
  • "Dude, where am I going?"
  • "I think I've been working too hard."
  • "Chance has nothing to do with it."
  • "Is your car actually... running?"
  • "Ancient languages? Mega boring."
  • "They task me and I shall have them."
  • "We're all stuck playing our roles."
  • "Right. I'm going in."
  • "Do you mind?"
  • "Who wants to know?"
  • "Did you miss me?"
  • "At least he won't be as inconsiderate and random as some people."
  • "I'm not unidentified, my good lady."
  • "So, where exactly are we?"
  • "I hate being reduced."
  • "You'll have to sit this one out."
  • "Why don't you just go on without me?"
  • "We need that access key."
  • "That's right, take advantage of Mr. Nice Guy!"
  • "What do you suppose that means?"

another meme i won’t finish [2/10 male characters]: Pacey Witter

“Every day, we, the students of Capeside, come to a place where you guys are in charge. You tell us when to arrive, when to leave, when to move rooms, when to eat. You tell us when we’re doing well, when we need to be doing better and we never ever question it because we’re afraid to. To question it is to go against the belief that the entire system is built upon, the belief that you guys know what’s right, and I’m not afraid to tell you that what happened in that classroom yesterday was not right. To make a student cry, to embarrass him, to strip of him of his dignity in front of the entire class is not right. While I do respect the system I do not respect men like you, Mr. Peterson. I don’t, I can’t, and I never will.”

signs as iconic taylor swift lyrics
  • aries: "now all we know is don't let go. we are alone, just you and me, up in your room and our slates are clean; just twin fire signs, four blue eyes"
  • taurus: "and all we are is skin and bone, trained to get along; forever going with the flow, but you're friction"
  • gemini: "you searched the world for something else to make you feel like what we had, and in the end in wonderland we both went mad"
  • cancer: "and i hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day, and something reminds you you wish you had stayed; you can plan for a change in weather and time, but i never planned on you changing your mind"
  • leo: "we need love, but all we want is danger; we team up then switch sides like a record changer; the rumors are terrible and cruel but, honey, most of them are true"
  • virgo: "this is looking like a contest, of who can act like they care less, but i liked it better when you were on my side. the battle's in your hands now, but i would lay my armor down if you said you'd rather love than fight"
  • libra: "but i took your matches before fire could catch me, so don't look now; i'm shining like fireworks over your sad empty town"
  • scorpio: "people are people and sometimes it doesn't work out; nothing we say is gonna save us from a fall out. and we know it's never simple, never easy. never a clean break, no one's here to save me"
  • sagittarius: "time won't fly, it's like i'm paralyzed by it; i'd like to be my old self again, but i'm still trying to find it"
  • capricorn: "we made quite a mess, babe, it's probably better off this way; and i confess, babe, in my dreams you're touching my face and asking me if i wanna try again with you. and i almost do"
  • aquarius: "months and months of back and forth, you're still all over me like a wine stained dress i can't wear anymore; hung my head as i lost the war, and the sky turned black like a perfect storm"
  • pisces: "and i guess we fell apart in a usual way, and the story's got dust on every page; but sometimes i wonder how you think about it now, and i see your face in every crowd"

I got my hair cut SUPER SHORT for the first time in my life. I think I like it but ??????????????? IT’S SO WEIRD. 

  • "Dude! You threw off my groove!"
  • "He had me thrown out a window."
  • "So, how does that work with you being fired and all?"
  • "Wrong lever."
  • "Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped..."
  • "I did not turn you into a llama!"
  • "Faster, faster! Put your hands in the air! Whoo-hoo!"
  • "I'll turn you into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll make that box to myself and when it arrives, I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER."
  • "Just think of it as... you're being let go. Your life's going in a different direction. Your body is part of a permanent outplacement."
  • "A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!"
  • "Easy, tiger. I gotta use that arm later."
  • "Woah! No touchy! No touch."
  • "Beware the groove!"
  • "Why do we even HAVE that lever?"
  • "You know, in my defense, all your poisons look the same."
  • "Well, I suppose there's time for dessert."
  • "You turned me into a llama!"
  • "Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the 'path of righteousness'. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!"
  • "All right, a quick cup of coffee, THEN take him out of town and finish the job!"
  • "It's called cruel irony. Like my dependence on you."
  • "And then you kidnapped me!"
  • "You've got that sissy, stringy, music thing."
  • "My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!"
  • "Why would I kidnap a llama?!"
  • "I'm an ugly stinking llama! Llama face!"
  • "I don't make deals with peasants!"
  • "For the last time, it was not a kiss!"
  • "Oh, yeah, he's dead. Can't get much deader than he... than he is right now... unless, of course, we killed him again..."
  • "I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me!"
  • "I had a dream that you were tied to a log and were careening out of control down a raging river of DEATH."
  • "Yeah, like that would ever happen."
  • "Whoo! Yeah! Look at me and my bad self!"
  • "You owe me a new acorn."
  • "Not today, pal!"
  • "Oops. Silly me."
  • "It's like I'm talking to a monkey! A really, really big, stupid monkey!"
  • "In my dream, you had to kiss a llama!"
  • "Okay, but I still got ninety-four monkeys to go."
  • "That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."
  • "Are you talking to that squirrel?"
  • "What are the odds of that trap door leadin' me out here?"
  • "Hey, did ya see that sky today? Talk about blue."
  • "Okay, maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But do you really wanna kill me?!"
  • "It's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last! What can I say? I'm a rebel!"
  • Winter: *Sniffs*
  • Qrow: *Boyfriend sense is tingling*
  • Qrow: Hey Winter is something wrong_
  • Winter: I don't. Want. To talk about it.
  • Qrow: Hey, look, if I've learned anything from watching Yang and Ruby grow u it's that whenever someone "doesn't want to talk about it", they're better off talking about it.
  • Winter: Are you saying I'm acting like a child?
  • Qrow: I'm saying that a lot of people have a reason to cry some times.
  • Winter: I'm not crying.
  • Qrow: Yes you are.
  • Winter: Shut up.
  • Qrow: ...what happened?
  • Winter: I, messed up in the field. Ironwood gave me an earful. I... this hadn't happened in years. I... talked back, I dunno, I was just so sure I was right, I... I... *Sniffs* I'm a freaking baby aren't I...
  • Qrow: *Idea dawns*
  • Qrow: Hey Winter I bet you fuck up all the time.
  • Winter: No I don't I'm an excellent soldier and I bring honor to Atlas.
  • Qrow: If you say so.
  • Winter: I do.
  • Qrow: Hey Winter?
  • Witner: Yeah?
  • Qorw: You're really hot when you're crying.
  • Winter: WHy would you say that you're fucking disgusting.
  • Qrow: Am I?
  • Winter: Yes.
  • Qrow: What are you gonna do about it?
  • Winter: I'm tempted to punch you in the face.
  • Qrow: I bet you couldn't even bruise me.
  • Winter: Are you asking for a challenge?
  • Qrow: Maybe.
  • Winter: *Punches him*
  • Qrow: *Flies to the ground*
  • Winter: *Smiles*
  • Qrow: Glad to see you're smiling again, ice Queen.
  • Winter: *Realization*
  • Winter: ...uh, yeah, thanks.
  • Winter: *Looks to see if anyone is looking*
  • Winter: *lies on top of Qrow*