i'm gonna ask her to marry me

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To the anon with he married jeller request, I’m working on it for you. For for now, this. A little bittersweet fluff adjacent drabble.

Anniversary

He calls her into his office , and before she’s fully seated, he blurts out, “let’s get married.”

She chuckles lightly, “you already asked me that. And I said yes. We’re getting married in three months. Please tell me you haven’t forgotten?”

She teased him lightly but the look on his face is serious, lacking any humor. “I haven’t forgotten,” he says, “but what I’m saying is let’s get married this weekend. Just you and me. We’ll go somewhere nice, somewhere warm and sunny with a beautiful beach. And let’s get married.”

“You wanna elope?” She asks, genuinely confused because this is something they’ve never even considered. “What about the wedding we’re planning? Everyone who’s invited? Sarah and the team will be really disappointed if we cancel-”

“I’m not saying we cancel that wedding. We’ll still do it. But let’s have this just for us. No one needs to know,” he says.

“Kurt? What’s going on?” She asks in concern.

“I want us to get married this weekend because I want this date to be a happy memory,” he says, his voice barely a whisper, cracking under heavy emotion.

It’s takes her a moment to figure out what date he is taking about and then she remembers. The memories hit her like a tidal wave. The day Mayfair died. The day his father died. The day he found out Bill had killed Taylor. The day he had arrested her. The day the CIA took her away.

“Kurt,” she whispers and gets up from her seat to make her way around his desk. He sits in his chair, his chin against his chest and she can feel the weight of the pain he carries in the memories of those few days.

Her palm finds his cheek and she brushes it gently, her thumb pressing against his cheek bone. She kneels down in front of him and kisses his cheek. “Let’s get married,” she whispers against his cheek.

He blinks a few times, making sure she actually said those words and that he hadn’t imagined them. “Are you sure?” He asks and looks at her to see her beaming happily at him.

“I’ll do anything if it means getting to be your wife sooner rather than later,” she sighs.

He chuckles lightly and leans in to steal a quick kiss. “I love you,” he sighs against her lips, and she repeats those words, just before she leans in to kiss him back.

  • Emma: My answer is yes.
  • H00k: to what question?
  • *shows ring*
  • Emma: tell regina yes. I will marry her!
  • H00k:
  • Emma: I thought she was gonna do it soon, but I knew that she'd wait until I dumped you but I never thought that she'd ask you to hide it for her. wow I can't-
  • H00k: the ring. it's from me love
  • Emma: *visibly upset*
  • Emma: oh
  • and then a random lighting bolt comes out of nowhere and drops a tree on h00k's face, killing him (and this time emma doesn't go to hell to save him) : )

I came out to my dad the other night. He’s religious (Mormon) and we’ve had discussions about gay marriage before and he was very against it so I was scared to bring it up but it’s been over a year since I came out to my mom and I figured it was time. I expected him to be angry or unsupportive, but when I told him I was gay/bi (still figuring it out) he asked me if I thought he would be upset and I said yeah and then he told me, “My job as your dad is to love you and make sure you’re happy and to teach you the tools you will need to get through life. Being gay doesn’t change the fact that you’re still my daughter.”

Also, I asked him if he already knew and he said that he “wondered about it” lol

anonymous asked:

"You will marry a King and rule his castle." /"[Brandon] was born to be a King's Hand and a father to ///queens///. I never asked for this cup to pass to me." "Perhaps not," Catelyn said, "but Brandon is dead, and the cup has passed, and you must drink from it, like it or not." - Ned is so insistent that Arya's gonna end up a queen, I'm kind of into it even if I'm not sure that's how it's really gonna end for her.

lmao Ned is Arya’s #1 stan, he’s all or nothing for her

48 hours after the Christmas Special

- The Kalagang opening scene

- Hernando FUENTES (!!!) as an art professor

- Amanita CAPLAN !!!! I just hope she got some “me time” by the end of the season 2 because she looks like she‘s done.

- I SCREAMED at “speaking of faces… I must say you’re looking a little different these days. - New barbershop !” 

- MY BABY PINGOUIN !!!!!

- My baby Sun with Soo-Jin and her drawing of her dog and the “WELCOME HOME” scene

They have to drop an entire episode with Sun beating the shit out of Joong-Ki and then when she’s done each of the sensates takes turn beating him too. He needs to go.

- Worlwide Birthday party. 

- Tina Desai as Kala DANDEKAR. That’s it. 

She killed it and i hope she keep shining during season 2.

- “It costs me the only thing I have ever really wanted” and then Kala appears

- “WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER” No just kill me and it will be better seriously

- THE SNOW FIGHT and the “ohh shit” from Kala

- And please stop with the “we are going to kiss and it’s going to be beautiful and save the world” and they don’t because i didn’t wait all this time for this !!!

- THIS PART WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD GANESH!!!! WOLFIE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!

- She broke Rajan’s dick. you know this a bad omen. The mariage is doomed and we get a divorce by the end of season 2. YAY!!!

I’m mad they made her marry Rajan but i get it I guess. She doesn’t want to just be Wolfie savior and wants to be better and have a non my-safety-and-my-lover-safety-are-in-danger-everyday  life with Rajan.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m also mad they didn’t show us the wedding or at least a scene when she made the decision to marry Rajan. You have people saying she’s stupid, needs to grow up and make up her mind when she chooses to build something with Rajan knowing she will never return the love he has for her.

- And can we talk about Rajan ? I want him to stay good but like duuude you finally get married, you have concerns because you two have not had sex on your honeymoon in beautiful Positano and you gonna ask HER MOTHER is she’s a virgin instead of talking to her????????????????????????????????????????? And also when he was ready to leave Kala because he realised she did not love him and as soon as she said with winky eyes Let me decide tonight, everything is okay now??????????????????? SMH messy

- Finally RIP to this scene that we will never see :

Waiting for May 5th

Originally posted by the-perils-of-ambition

an update on my love life nobody asked for: tonight, at a book club a friend of mine has started, i managed to get a serious crush on a straight, married woman with three kids.

and honestly if she were gay and not married then she would literally be my perfect girl????? there’s so much i could say about her but i really need to Not. thanks universe for giving me a crush i can do nothing about!!!!

Not as Planned

King Alistair arranges a proposal for his future Queen. (1052 words)


“Your Majesty,” Teagan said through a groan, “I’m fairly certain that Lady Cousland won’t need more than a hundred.”

Alistair frowned as he inspected each of the roses in the monstrous bouquet. Each had to be perfect; each had to be worthy of her. “I asked for a thousand.”

“There weren’t a thousand roses in the garden to pick, Your Majesty.”

“Fine. Then what about the other things I asked for?”

“It impractical at best to try and bring in three dozen doves and there is no way for us to train them to fly in heart-shaped circles.”

Alistair grumbled under his breath. The image he’d built in his head was crashing to the ground in flames. “But she’s going to be Queen, there has to be something special we can do.”

“We did get those pastries you asked for?”

“Oh? Really? Even the ones with the cheese filling?”

“Yes, Your Majesty. Even those. Though why you’d want to eat sweet cheese is beyond—”

“Did someone die?”

Alistair paled when Aeryn’s voice drifted down the staircase. He stashed the bouquet behind his back—which probably made him look like a giant peacock—and forced an easy smile. “I didn’t know you’d be arriving so early, my love.”

His knees weakened a little at her grin. “What? Did you think a little rain was going to keep me from you?”

He started towards her then swerved to Teagan, dumping the roses into the man’s arms before running to her side. He caught Aeryn on the bottom of the staircase, pulling her in for a kiss as he twirled her around. She laughed, arms wrapping around his neck. Her cheeks were pink by the time he set her down.

“I’m glad you’re here,” he said.

“Me too.” She kissed the tip of his nose before glancing over his shoulder to Teagan. “But really, did someone die while I was gone?”

“No, My Lady. His Highness was merely getting ready to—”

“Don’t tell her!”

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anonymous asked:

so what are your thoughts on this: magic happens in beacon hills, a werewolf baby is left on stiles' doorstep so he takes said baby to Derek to figure out what to do, fast forward to them somehow co-parenting the kid they fall in love adopt the kid and everyone's happy bc lord knows stiles and Derek need some happiness also imagine the sheriff he'd be so happy to have a little grandkid aw also build in babysitter for whenever stiles and Derek need some sexy time

Give me Stiles and Derek with a kid and I will get emotional in a split second

Because imagine Stiles opening his door one sunny morning and finding a wolfed out baby on his doorstep, not really crying but seconds from it. Stiles, of course, stares at it for a full minute, before he flails and immediately calls Derek, because Stiles has seen how Derek acts around kids and Derek’s a werewolf. He’ll know what to do

The baby is crying by the time Derek finally arrives and Stiles just shoves it (she, let’s say the baby is female) at him, tells him to take care of it, because he can’t get her to stop crying. And because Derek is amazing with kids, the baby stops crying as soon as she’s cradled in Derek’s arms, and Stiles silently calls her rude but damn. Seeing Derek hold a baby does not help the feelings he has for that man

A panicked and maybe a bit loud discussion later, they bring the baby to Derek’s loft because Stiles can’t keep her at his place, “I’ve got neighbors, Derek! You’ve got none ‘cause you own the building, you rich shit!” They- Well, Stiles panics even more because there’s a baby, a werewolf baby in their lives and he doesn’t even know where she came from

And idk how but somehow, probably with the help of Deaton and the others, they figure out where she came from, that she was abandoned and unwanted. And Stiles’ heart breaks a little, can tell Derek’s does too, and Derek takes the words right out of his mouth and says they’ll take care of her. Not he and Stiles, of course, but all of them. Together

Which obviously leads to Derek doing most of the work and Stiles joining him, because he really wants to. And so shit happens. They name the baby. Derek suggests Claudia but Stiles shoots down that idea and starts calling the baby Talia and well, Derek joins him in that after a while

SO SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD OF PARENTING Stiles just sort of moves in and there’s a lot of awkward accidental near kisses and unresolved sexual tension between Stiles and Derek until finally, after the first or maybe the second full moon where Talia leaves them both tired, exhausted, and thankful to be alive- finally, they make out and get together

And a few days after, Stiles shoves Talia into his dad’s arms, tells him to babysit for half the day, and he goes back home - because Derek’s place is no longer just Derek’s place. It’s home - and do the do with Derek, which they should have been doing a long time ago and it’s glorious and Stiles feels like he’s in heaven when he’s rolling around the sheets with Derek

With Talia to make their days adventures and loud, they become a family. And when Derek drops to his knee and asks Stiles to marry him a year or two later, Talia is bouncing in Stiles’ arms, overjoyed that her dads are gonna get married

Enchanted {Sentence Starters}
  • "Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants."
  • "Would you like me to call someone for you?"
  • "Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist."
  • "I'm surprised. You said you couldn't dance."
  • "That's what I'm trying to tell you. It's complicated."
  • "Have you any last words before I dispatch you?"
  • "I'm gonna ask her to marry me."
  • "Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?"
  • "I don't dance! And I really don't sing!"
  • "You made a dress out of my curtains?"
  • "How come people keep giving you free stuff?"
  • "Oh, you have such strange ideas about love."
  • "Before we leave, there's one thing I would love to do."
  • "You want a show? I'll give you a show!"
  • "I hope you had wonderful dreams."
  • "Wow! You've got great reception here."
  • "Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night."
  • "I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me?"
  • "You know most normal people get to know each other before they get married!"
  • "You have no idea who you're dealing with."
  • "I beg you. Tell me where she is!"
  • "You're looking for a beautiful girl, too?"
  • "Nobody has been very nice to me."
  • "You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!"
  • "Sometimes you make me so angry!"
  • "I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?"
  • "Is that the only word you know? 'No?'"
  • "Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come!"
  • "Why are you staring at me?"
  • "Oh my. Oh my goodness! How do I look?"
  • "You know that you will live happily ever after."
  • "I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?"
  • "I don't think they would hear you from here."
  • "Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup."
  • "Let's just walk. Can we walk?"
  • "I don't know if I'll make it through today, let alone a lifetime."
  • "It's like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something."
  • Ronnie: Can't be right, sat by yourself. What's your poison?
  • Rebecca: You're about to find out.
  • (gets up and goes to Aaron)
  • Rebecca: You two look very loved up.
  • Aaron: What do you want?
  • Rebecca: i was just intrigued as to what the rules will be when you're married.
  • Aaron: What rules?
  • Rebecca: With Robert being bi? I mean, sleeping with other men, got to be a big no-no, right? But what about sleeping with other women?
  • Robert: I think someone's had a bit too much to drink. Come on, let me take you home.
  • Rebecca: Get your hands off me!
  • Chas: Is there a problem here?
  • Aaron: Just leave her! What other women?
  • Rebecca: Me, the other week. I mean, sure, it was just a kiss, but from the way he was trying to get in my knickers, he's obviously still got quite an eye for the ladies. Isn't that right, Robert?
  • (break)
  • Rebecca: Not gonna say anything?
  • Chas: Is it true?
  • Robert: I asked him to marry me. Do you think I'd do that if I wanted to cop off with the likes of her?
  • Rebecca: If you were in denial, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm only doing this cos you need to know.
  • Robert: No, you're doing it because you're a vindictive cow who's got some hang-up about me.
  • Rebecca: How come you begged me to move here?
  • Aaron: I didn't say anything cos I already knew.
  • Rebecca: What?
  • Aaron: Yeah, he told me. Said he'd been an idiot but it meant nothing.
  • Chas: And you believed him?
  • Aaron: He was playing you. I told him it was stupid and he had no right to do it, but, what can you do?
  • Rebecca: No. No, he wants me.
  • Aaron: (scoffs)
  • Rebecca: Why else would he be all over me? Right here under your nose?
  • Aaron: See, you seem to think you're this big threat to us, don't you? But you're not, you're nothing. So why don't you get over yourself? He did. (scoffs and leaves, followed by Robert)
  • Chas: Bus should be along in a minute. If I were you, I'd get on it.
  • Cain: Oh, is that it? I thought I was at least gonna get a punch-up for my birthday.

anonymous asked:

I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time the other night and she started laughing like crazy so i kinda backed up then asked, "what are you laughing at?" Bc I thought she was laughing at me but instead she giggled then said, "thinking of hey Arnold." And dude I'm gonna marry her

Good choice

anonymous asked:

Mother in-law? Wtf??? Does that mean she wants us to think that they got married already? Like bitch that wouldn't still sell your goddam album. I'm so tired of her fame whoring. It's beyond pathetic.

i mean is normal to longtime couple to call the other parent in-law? 

i don’t see a big deal

but 

because in zerrie have always a “but”

it seems quite obvious to me that she saw a chance and took

mean

i’m not saying this gonna be the topic 

when  radios 

oh that when they ask if perrie secret got married she gonn be all smile and “OH MY GOD i can’t believe people think had a secret wedding a don’t have the time i’m so busy with all new single black magic that is gonna be released on my birthday and with new album and all world tour… i just call her like that because she is like a mother to me we have amazing releationship”

“but no not wedding i’m to focus on black magic right now”

….

and all those articles “is zayn and perrie had a secret wedding?” all over again

so nothing big 

nothing new

just lm wanting a little of zayn’s magic 

  • Draco Malfoy: I've been doing some thinking. I'm not gonna ask Astoria to move in with me.
  • Pansy Parkinson: Why, is something wrong?
  • Draco Malfoy: No, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
  • Pansy Parkinson: [gasps]
  • Draco Malfoy: I love her and I want a partner and....
  • Pansy Parkinson: [interrupting] Horseback! You should ask her on horseback. No, you should ask her on a broom ...No, she should be on a broom and you should ride up on horseback. Oh wait...she's on a broom, you ride up on horseback, you point to the sky - up there, skywriting, "Marry me, Astoria."
  • Draco Malfoy: I think I can figure out the right way to ask her.
  • Pansy Parkinson: How you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal. I mean, they have to repeat that story for the rest of their lives.
  • Draco Malfoy: So you think I should do it though?
  • Pansy Parkinson: Yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely. Can you get five eagles? No, get ten eagles.
  • Draco Malfoy: Pansy...
  • Pansy Parkinson: No, you're right, it's your life, get as many eagles as you want.

anonymous asked:

Do you know what question is coming your way dear Susie ? I'm rolling my eyes at myself as I'm asking you this but is there a chance of part 3 possibly maybe? You know people always want more of your stories. I mean... yeah. Hope life is treating you well

You’re all gonna HATE me for this.  I’ll apologize now.

I Will…

Stone Cold Part 3.

Part 1

Part 2

It wasn’t supposed to happen this way.  We were supposed to have forever.  After all the missteps; me getting married, me getting divorced, us not speaking for three years afterwards, this was supposed to be the time when we focused on us.  Her and I.  She and me.  

I can still remember what it felt like when we finally made love as a couple.  Two people who had said “I love you” to each other.  Two people who felt those words as much as they’d ever felt any others.

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anonymous asked:

Story time: in 10th grade I legitimately thought gay chicken was just doing weird dance moves, so I challenged my best friend to a game of it at a sleepover. She starts to take her shirt off and I'm like "WOAH! Don't strip" and she's like "BUT YOU CHALLENGED ME TO GAY CHICKEN" "GAY CHICKEN IS DANCING!" "NO ITS NOT, it's a sex thing" "WHY WERE YOU GONNA DO THAT WITH ME HERE???" "Because I like you" then she kissed me. We're married now.

This was wild omg.