please let loose and give me any, and I mean ANY, fluffy Bakugo headcanons
thank you for allowing me to go on a tangent, friend.
Random Katsuki Bakugou headcanons that are varying degrees of fluffy and that I’ve had in my head for forever
+ likes having his hair played with but will never, ever admit it; gets extremely angry if someone stops playing with his hair before he tells them to. Makes sounds akin to a large cat purring while it’s happening
+ Kirishima is his best friend, he will fight anyone that insults him; Monoma has almost died twice for picking on Kirishima’s quirk. He also goes well out of his way to make Kirishima feel better
+ sleeps with 3 pillows; two regular pillows at the head of his bed so no matter what side of the bed he’s on, he’s got a pillow, but the third is a body pillow so he can lock his arms and legs around it. He’s a cuddler, but he’s gonna kill anyone who finds out unless it’s his s/o
+ even though he outwardly despises Izuku, he will still defend him from people who insult him for no reason, as only he is allowed to insult Deku, fuck off
+ is really into traditional activities, like obon and tanabata. He doesn’t miss shrine visits, either, and he has a bunch of omamori on his bookshelf, mostly for academic success, strength, good health, and wealth because those are things important to him
+ loves giving his s/o ridiculously insulting nicknames, enjoys it even more if they do it back to him; Bakugou: hey, bitchface s/o: what do you want, assrag Bakugou: I love your fucking face *pulls them into a hug* it’s stupid, and it’s mine
+ is into photography, has several very expensive cameras in his dorm room, and he likes taking candid pictures of the Baku Squad; his favorite subjects are Kirishima and Kaminari, though, because they are both good looking people and are always up to something. He also feels weird taking pictures of girls, he doesn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea about why he does it, so he sticks mostly to the guys in the class when he takes pictures, but he does have some really nice pictures of Ashido, Yaoyorozu, and Asui
+ on his classmates’ birthdays, he cooks their favorite foods if they’re together; for Todoroki’s birthday, he makes a special zaru soba with noodles he made himself, for Kirishima’s birthday takes the Baku Squad out to yakiniku and cooks for Kirishima though everyone else is on their own since he’s not their mom, and he even makes katsudon for Izuku on his birthday because he knows it’s his favorite and it’s a way to apologize for his actions without actually having to say sorry
+ can and will nap anywhere if he’s really tired; on the couch in the common room, his bed, on Kirishima’s floor if they’ve been studying and he just dozes off, in the library while leaning against a bookshelf this scared one of the second year students once, and once he even fell asleep during a survival exercise at Ground Beta; he won the exercise, no one managed to find and capture him.
+ if he stays up past a certain point, he becomes friendly; of course, before that he gets increasingly more ill-tempered, but after a certain point of sleep deprivation, he just becomes a very friendly, touchy person, and he smiles genuinely. The firs time this happens, everyone is terrified because there’s no way that’s Bakugou
+ he’s got deep insecurities about his personality and his ability to become a hero, and one of the only people that can pull him out of a funk that’s induced by thinking about that is his mom; he’s a momma’s boy, even if he’s always calling her an Old Bat and a Hag
+ his family is very important to him, and he wants to make his parents happy; he sends his parents some of the pictures he takes of his classmates, so that they can see how he’s doing now that he doesn’t live at home anymore. On days off, he’ll go visit them, or meet his mom out somewhere for a mother-son lunch date, because he misses her
+ although he’s always been determined to become a hero and is going to accept nothing less than becoming the top hero in the world, he’s given considerable thought to alternative career paths; both his parents are in fashion, he enjoys designing have you seen his costume, he designed that by himself and it is amazing in function and aesthetics but prefers photography; despite wanting to be rich and famous, he hates the idea of modeling and would much rather be on the other side of the camera
+ is the kind of person to point out everything wrong in a movie; look at that dumbass, you can see the boom mic, they forgot to fill in that green screen! That’s not what color that character’s eyes are in the book! That is not how physics work those sharks are not in that fucking water cyclone fuck off
+ has a lot of All Might merch, just like Izuku, except he left it all at home before moving into Heights Alliance because he’s not a fucking nerd like Deku
+ is surprisingly fond of ballads, but really likes rock music; rock ballads are great
+ likes slow dancing with his partner in the kitchen while waiting for dinner to finish cooking (I’ve posted this before in another request but I had to include it here too)
+ asks Kaminari and Jirou for new music, ends up really liking TUBE because Kaminari showed him N A T S U and it just was catchy
+ is one of the best singers in the entirety of Class 1-A, but doesn’t sing very much when everyone goes out to karaoke, because it’s stupid and he doesn’t like the astounded looks on everyone’s faces when they find out he’s got a good voice
+ his favorite Disney girl is Mulan because she’s a badass, he wanted to marry her as a little kid and didn’t talk to his mom for two weeks after she told him Mulan wasn’t real and he couldn’t marry her
So i first met my wife when we were both in the military in the US and we were both nerdy and shy so it took us 4 months to get around to dating but we got married a year later and shes the greatest. Shes so sweet and i tease her cause shes shorter than me. She has the prettiest eyes and shes awful at cooking. An A+ cuddler. I have anxiety and whenever i ask her if shes sure she made the right choice in marrying me, she tells me its too late for a refund even she wanted one. Im so gay.
So sorry this took so long to get up. I’ve been super busy and lazy so I finally got to finish it this morning. I hope you guys like it and I’m sorry if it’s not that well written. Next chapter coming soon and Tarquin Fan Fiction chapter 1 coming sometime this week :)
I came out to my dad the other night. He’s religious (Mormon) and we’ve had discussions about gay marriage before and he was very against it so I was scared to bring it up but it’s been over a year since I came out to my mom and I figured it was time. I expected him to be angry or unsupportive, but when I told him I was gay/bi (still figuring it out) he asked me if I thought he would be upset and I said yeah and then he told me, “My job as your dad is to love you and make sure you’re happy and to teach you the tools you will need to get through life. Being gay doesn’t change the fact that you’re still my daughter.”
Also, I asked him if he already knew and he said that he “wondered about it” lol
"You will marry a King and rule his castle." /"[Brandon] was born to be a King's Hand and a father to ///queens///. I never asked for this cup to pass to me." "Perhaps not," Catelyn said, "but Brandon is dead, and the cup has passed, and you must drink from it, like it or not." - Ned is so insistent that Arya's gonna end up a queen, I'm kind of into it even if I'm not sure that's how it's really gonna end for her.
lmao Ned is Arya’s #1 stan, he’s all or nothing for her
- Amanita CAPLAN !!!! I just hope she got some “me time” by the end of the season 2 because she looks like she‘s done.
- I SCREAMED at “speaking of faces… I must say you’re looking a little different these days. - New barbershop !”
- MY BABY PINGOUIN !!!!!
- My baby Sun with Soo-Jin and her drawing of her dog and the “WELCOME HOME” scene
They have to drop an entire episode with Sun beating the shit out of Joong-Ki and then when she’s done each of the sensates takes turn beating him too. He needs to go.
- Worlwide Birthday party.
- Tina Desai as Kala DANDEKAR. That’s it.
She killed it and i hope she keep shining during season 2.
- “It costs me the only thing I have ever really wanted” and then Kala appears
- “WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER” No just kill me and it will be better seriously
- THE SNOW FIGHT and the “ohh shit” from Kala
- And please stop with the “we are going to kiss and it’s going to be beautiful and save the world” and they don’t because i didn’t wait all this time for this !!!
- THIS PART WAS HILARIOUS OH MY GOD GANESH!!!! WOLFIE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
- She broke Rajan’s dick. you know this a bad omen. The mariage is doomed and we get a divorce by the end of season 2. YAY!!!
I’m mad they made her marry Rajan but i get it I guess. She doesn’t want to just be Wolfie savior and wants to be better and have a non my-safety-and-my-lover-safety-are-in-danger-everyday life with Rajan. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m also mad they didn’t show us the wedding or at least a scene when she made the decision to marry Rajan. You have people saying she’s stupid, needs to grow up and make up her mind when she chooses to build something with Rajan knowing she will never return the love he has for her.
- And can we talk about Rajan ? I want him to stay good but like duuude you finally get married, you have concerns because you two have not had sex on your honeymoon in beautiful Positano and you gonna ask HER MOTHER is she’s a virgin instead of talking to her????????????????????????????????????????? And also when he was ready to leave Kala because he realised she did not love him and as soon as she said with winky eyes Let me decide tonight, everything is okay now??????????????????? SMH messy
- Finally RIP to this scene that we will never see :
King Alistair arranges a proposal for his future Queen. (1052 words)
“Your Majesty,” Teagan said through a
groan, “I’m fairly certain that Lady Cousland won’t need more than a hundred.”
Alistair frowned as he inspected each of
the roses in the monstrous bouquet. Each had to be perfect; each had to be
worthy of her. “I asked for a thousand.”
“There weren’t a thousand roses in the
garden to pick, Your Majesty.”
“Fine. Then what about the other things I
“It impractical at best to try and bring
in three dozen doves and there is no way for us to train them to fly in
Alistair grumbled under his breath. The
image he’d built in his head was crashing to the ground in flames. “But she’s
going to be Queen, there has to be something special we can do.”
“We did get those pastries you asked for?”
“Oh? Really? Even the ones with the cheese
“Yes, Your Majesty. Even those. Though why
you’d want to eat sweet cheese is beyond—”
“Did someone die?”
Alistair paled when Aeryn’s voice drifted
down the staircase. He stashed the bouquet behind his back—which probably made
him look like a giant peacock—and forced an easy smile. “I didn’t know you’d be
arriving so early, my love.”
His knees weakened a little at her grin. “What?
Did you think a little rain was going to keep me from you?”
He started towards her then swerved to
Teagan, dumping the roses into the man’s arms before running to her side. He
caught Aeryn on the bottom of the staircase, pulling her in for a kiss as he
twirled her around. She laughed, arms wrapping around his neck. Her cheeks were
pink by the time he set her down.
“I’m glad you’re here,” he said.
“Me too.” She kissed the tip of his nose
before glancing over his shoulder to Teagan. “But really, did someone die while
I was gone?”
“No, My Lady. His Highness was merely
getting ready to—”
Yeah the doctor called me to let me know u were being discharged. Ur with Jeff?
Why would he call you? Hasn't he ever heard of doctor patient confidentiality? Yes I'm with Jeff. Where else would I be?
I told u when I was there I'm ur next of kin and emergency contact. I gotta be notified. U could be at home with ur husband and son. JJ wants to see u with her own eyes to make sure ur ok
Stop it okay? I'm not married. I'm not a mom!
I miss u
You were just here. How can you miss me?
I always miss u when ur not next to me
You're so weird
I wish I could turn back time...stop our fight before u left. It's my fault u were in the accident cuz it's my fault u were with Jeff in the first place. I would change so many things that happened recently.
What the hell are you talking about? What fight?
We've been fighting for a little while about the furture of our marriage.
What future? We're not married!
*sends picture of marriage certificate*
That's...how'd you get my signature?
U signed it. When we got married.
No! We didn't get married!!!
Yes, we did.
STOP SAYING THAT!
Whether I say it or not it's still true. Legally u and I are married.
SHUT UP! I'M NOT MARRIED!!
Calm down baby
DON'T CALL ME BABY! I'M NOT YOUR BABY!!
Why don't u wanna believe ur married to me? Why is it the end of the world to u?
Because you're like my brother. And I'm with Jeff, and you're still with Katie, right? How can we be married? It doesn't make any sense.
Yeah...she's kinda what the fighting's been about.
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna be upfront with u now like I should have been 2 months ago. I broke up with Katie cuz she acted like she wasn't interested and when we broke up I lost a friend so when she came back around, when we started talking I thought I was getting my friend back. Then I found out she was scared of what I was offering her and she didn't know how to handle it so she didn't say anything when I dumped her. Those feelings are still there and we acted on them...and u walked in on us. I'm so in love with u, Ash, I wouldn't give u up for anything but I feel the exact same way about Katie. I know it ain't right or normal but I can't help how I feel. I should've talked to u before I slept with Katie. I should have explained everything to u, explain how Katie wants to be with both of us, not just me. I hurt u, I know I did. I hurt u and u took Brady to see Jeff cuz u needed to get away from me. Ur my wife and Katie's my girlfriend but she wants to be ur girlfriend too. And honestly, I'd give her up right now if it meant u'd get ur memory back and remembered how much we love each other.
This is a joke right? So now not only did we get married, but you cheated on me? This isn't funny anymore. Why are you telling me all this? You aren't a cheater.
Stop asking if I'm joking the answer is always gonna be no. It's never been funny. This is our life, Ashley. For better or worse, in sickness and in health. I messed up. I'm human. And before I married Danneel I used to cheat on girlfriends all the time. It's not something I'm proud of.
I...I gotta go.
Don't do that. Don't push me away. Please
Then please stop with all this. I can't handle all this.
What do u want me to do here, Ash? Just let my wife go be with another man? I see the hypocrisy in that sentence but ur my wife! It took me too long to get u and I can't lose u. I wouldn't make it if I did.
I can't handle this, Jensen. I can't...
Do u want me to leave u alone?
Yes...no...I don't know. IF you want to be my friend, great. But I don't need you trying t tell me we're married and all that shit.
I can't not treat u like my wife when I've been doing that for 1 1/2 - 2 years.
You need to try, Jensen. I'm not your wife.
There's a whole group of people who saw us get married
Fine. But one day ur gonna remember what I mean to u
And one day ur gonna hate urself for missing out on raising ur son.
so what are your thoughts on this: magic happens in beacon hills, a werewolf baby is left on stiles' doorstep so he takes said baby to Derek to figure out what to do, fast forward to them somehow co-parenting the kid they fall in love adopt the kid and everyone's happy bc lord knows stiles and Derek need some happiness also imagine the sheriff he'd be so happy to have a little grandkid aw also build in babysitter for whenever stiles and Derek need some sexy time
Give me Stiles and Derek with a kid and I will get emotional in a split second
Because imagine Stiles opening his door one sunny morning and finding a wolfed out baby on his doorstep, not really crying but seconds from it. Stiles, of course, stares at it for a full minute, before he flails and immediately calls Derek, because Stiles has seen how Derek acts around kids and Derek’s a werewolf. He’ll know what to do
The baby is crying by the time Derek finally arrives and Stiles just shoves it (she, let’s say the baby is female) at him, tells him to take care of it, because he can’t get her to stop crying. And because Derek is amazing with kids, the baby stops crying as soon as she’s cradled in Derek’s arms, and Stiles silently calls her rude but damn. Seeing Derek hold a baby does not help the feelings he has for that man
A panicked and maybe a bit loud discussion later, they bring the baby to Derek’s loft because Stiles can’t keep her at his place, “I’ve got neighbors, Derek! You’ve got none ‘cause you own the building, you rich shit!” They- Well, Stiles panics even more because there’s a baby, a werewolf baby in their lives and he doesn’t even know where she came from
And idk how but somehow, probably with the help of Deaton and the others, they figure out where she came from, that she was abandoned and unwanted. And Stiles’ heart breaks a little, can tell Derek’s does too, and Derek takes the words right out of his mouth and says they’ll take care of her. Not he and Stiles, of course, but all of them. Together
Which obviously leads to Derek doing most of the work and Stiles joining him, because he really wants to. And so shit happens. They name the baby. Derek suggests Claudia but Stiles shoots down that idea and starts calling the baby Talia and well, Derek joins him in that after a while
SO SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD OF PARENTING Stiles just sort of moves in and there’s a lot of awkward accidental near kisses and unresolved sexual tension between Stiles and Derek until finally, after the first or maybe the second full moon where Talia leaves them both tired, exhausted, and thankful to be alive- finally, they make out and get together
And a few days after, Stiles shoves Talia into his dad’s arms, tells him to babysit for half the day, and he goes back home - because Derek’s place is no longer just Derek’s place. It’s home - and do the do with Derek, which they should have been doing a long time ago and it’s glorious and Stiles feels like he’s in heaven when he’s rolling around the sheets with Derek
With Talia to make their days adventures and loud, they become a family. And when Derek drops to his knee and asks Stiles to marry him a year or two later, Talia is bouncing in Stiles’ arms, overjoyed that her dads are gonna get married
I've been doing some thinking. I'm not gonna ask Astoria to move in with me.
Why, is something wrong?
No, I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
I love her and I want a partner and....
[interrupting] Horseback! You should ask her on horseback. No, you should ask her on a broom ...No, she should be on a broom and you should ride up on horseback. Oh wait...she's on a broom, you ride up on horseback, you point to the sky - up there, skywriting, "Marry me, Astoria."
I think I can figure out the right way to ask her.
How you ask someone to marry you is a very big deal. I mean, they have to repeat that story for the rest of their lives.
So you think I should do it though?
Yeah yeah yeah yeah definitely. Can you get five eagles? No, get ten eagles.
No, you're right, it's your life, get as many eagles as you want.
Do you know what question is coming your way dear Susie ? I'm rolling my eyes at myself as I'm asking you this but is there a chance of part 3 possibly maybe? You know people always want more of your stories. I mean... yeah. Hope life is treating you well
You’re all gonna HATE me for this. I’ll apologize now.
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. We were supposed to have forever. After all the missteps; me getting married, me getting divorced, us not speaking for three years afterwards, this was supposed to be the time when we focused on us. Her and I. She and me.
I can still remember what it felt like when we finally made love as a couple. Two people who had said “I love you” to each other. Two people who felt those words as much as they’d ever felt any others.
I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time the other night and she started laughing like crazy so i kinda backed up then asked, "what are you laughing at?" Bc I thought she was laughing at me but instead she giggled then said, "thinking of hey Arnold." And dude I'm gonna marry her
Mother in-law? Wtf??? Does that mean she wants us to think that they got married already? Like bitch that wouldn't still sell your goddam album. I'm so tired of her fame whoring. It's beyond pathetic.
i mean is normal to longtime couple to call the other parent in-law?
i don’t see a big deal
because in zerrie have always a “but”
it seems quite obvious to me that she saw a chance and took
i’m not saying this gonna be the topic
oh that when they ask if perrie secret got married she gonn be all smile and “OH MY GOD i can’t believe people think had a secret wedding a don’t have the time i’m so busy with all new single black magic that is gonna be released on my birthday and with new album and all world tour… i just call her like that because she is like a mother to me we have amazing releationship”
“but no not wedding i’m to focus on black magic right now”
and all those articles “is zayn and perrie had a secret wedding?” all over again