i'm going to the store now

aight y'all, real talk from me for a second ( i kno … this never happens wkfnskkska)
but??? honestly what’s the point of continuously sending in an anon that’s going to potentially ruin someone’s day? i’ve known emmy for over a year (oUR MEET-A-VERSARY WAS IN JANUARY BTW GO US) & she’s literally so??? pure?? like fr if she wasn’t i probably wouldn’t even be here rn?? but anyway, she doesn’t deserve to be told what to do or criticized at all, especially by that anon. the whole point of being in a rp is to TRUST & be appreciative of the admin running it because they do so much for the group, emmy is no exception to that. she’s one of the most hardworking & dedicated admins i’ve ever come across & it’s actually so upsetting seeing people attacking her for something that’s out of her hands?? just directly messaging her OFF anon would be able to solve all the problems one may think of, she’ll handle it because i know she’s so dependable & respects all the members enough to help them out in any shape or form. it’s honestly so pathetic & disrespectful to hide behind an anonymous instead of talking to emmy directly, like what kind of person continually does that? if you’re not happy, okay then leave, no one would hold it against you because everyone’s happiness is a priority. but attacking an admin for that is so fucking childish & actually makes my blood boil, especially if our admin is so fucking wonderful & deserves all the goODNESS in the world. BUT OK THATS ENOUGH OF ME RANTING ALDJSKDKAKA also PSA: lIKE DANI SAID WE STARTED THE EMMY FAN CLUB SO PLS JOIN BC WE HAVE WEEKLY MEETINGS ON WHY SHES THE BEST & HAVE COOKIES TOGETHER AKDJSKS

An Accurate Description of JD Throughout His Songs
  • Fight for Me: RAWR I'M ANGRY AND VIOLENT
  • Freeze Your Brain: I fucking love convenience stores slushies are my drugs
  • Dead Girl Walking: *awkwardly has sex with Veronica*
  • Me Inside of Me: We killed her and need to trick the police. Yes, obviously I didn't mean to kill her *nervous laugh*
  • Our Love is God: Veronica, I love you. Now let's kill some naked guys.
  • Seventeen: Alright, change of heart.
  • Yo Girl: JK
  • Meant to be Yours: VERONICA I love you baby so can we go kILL YOUR ENTIRE SCHOOL?
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: *sarcastic comments about a bomb*
  • I Am Damaged: I fucked up. Let me be dramatic before I die.
  • Seventeen Reprise: *boom*
  • Seokjin: (On the phone to Taehyung) Hello?
  • Taehyung: Hey, what's up?
  • Seokjin: I need your help. Can you come here?
  • Taehyung: I can't. I'm buying clothes.
  • Seokjin: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Taehyung: I can't find them.
  • Seokjin: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Taehyung: I can't find them. There's only soup.
  • Seokjin: What do you mean "there's only soup"?
  • Taehyung: It means there's only soup.
  • Seokjin: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
  • Taehyung: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! (Moves to the next aisle) There's more soup!
  • Seokjin: What do you mean "there's more soup"?!
  • Taehyung: There's just more soup!
  • Seokjin: Go into the next aisle!
  • Taehyung: (Moves to the next aisle) There's still soup!
  • Seokjin: Where are you right now?!
  • Taehyung: I'm at soup!
  • Seokjin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!
  • Taehyung: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
  • Seokjin: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
  • Taehyung: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Seokjin: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Taehyung: FUCK YOU!!
🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Record Player: HELP! HELP! HELP ME! PLEASE, IF SOMEONE'S THERE, HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M STUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.
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I’ve been waiting to post this draft for a while hahah but I’ve been rebooting my Redbubble store for the past month and there’s new art stuff and I’m excited.

anonymous asked:

Shout out to that one middle aged lady who rammed into me, a minor, with her electric cart earlier today while I was helping another customer, because she was mad I was not helping HER. Guess what, I'm not going to help you ever since you've just committed assault and on top of getting charges pressed against you, you're now banned from this store. Special shout out also to the awesome MoD who saw the whole thing and was the one to call the cops on her.

  • Eunwoo: (on the phone to MJ) I need your help. Can you come here?
  • MJ: Well, I can’t. I’m buying clothes.
  • Eunwoo: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
  • MJ: I can’t find them.
  • Eunwoo: What do you mean you can’t find them?
  • MJ: I can’t find them. There’s only soup.
  • Eunwoo: Whaddya mean “there’s only soup”?
  • MJ: It means there’s only soup.
  • Eunwoo: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
  • MJ: Alright, you don’t have to shout at me! (moves to the next aisle) There’s more soup!
  • Eunwoo: Whaddya mean “there’s more soup”?!
  • MJ: There’s just more soup!
  • Eunwoo: Go into the next aisle!
  • MJ: (moves to the next aisle) There’s still soup!
  • Eunwoo: Where are you right now?!
  • MJ: I’m at soup!
  • Eunwoo: WHADDYA MEAN YOU’RE “AT SOUP”?!
  • MJ: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
  • Eunwoo: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
  • MJ: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Eunwoo: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • MJ: FUCK YOU!!

LINEART DONE. For now. There’s probably mistakes i’m not seeing atm, but whatever I’ll fix them later;;; Hopefully coloring won’t take too long!! ;-;7

This is going to be my piece for @terumobzine2017 btw!

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commissions | store

  • Joven, over the phone: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Wes: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
  • Joven: Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
  • Wes: I can't find them.
  • Joven: What do you mean, you can't find them?
  • Wes: I can't find them, there's only soup.
  • Joven: What do you mean, there's only soup?
  • Wes: It means, there's only soup!
  • Joven: Well then get out of the soup isle!
  • Wes: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!...There's more soup!
  • Joven: What do you mean, there's more soup?!
  • Wes: There's just more soup!
  • Joven: Go into the next isle!
  • Wes: There's still soup!
  • Joven: Where are you right now?!
  • Wes: I'm at soup!
  • Joven: What do you mean, you're at soup?!
  • Wes: I mean, I'm at soup!
  • Joven: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
  • Wes: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE
  • Joven: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Wes: FUCK YOU!

anonymous asked:

How would the boys react if you were out shopping with them and you pulled them into a lingerie store and wanted to go shopping for bras and such? (Btw I'm in love with your blog 😍)

S.Coups & Jun would look around with you and pick out their favorite ones without shame. “You’d look good in this.” “Oh, try this one on!”

Jeonghan, Hoshi, DK & Seungkwan would blush every now and then, but would overall be calm about bra shopping. They’d just follow you around, giving their opinion every now and then on certain bras you picked out.

Wonwoo, Woozi, Mingyu & Vernon would tell you they’re going to wait outside. They’d be too shy and embarrassed to stay inside the store.

Joshua, The8 & Dino‘s faces would heat up at the sight of all the lingerie. They’d keep their eyes glued to the floor or to the ceiling; just anywhere but the underwear. “I don’t know where to look.”

thank you for your request!!

  • Jon: Hey Edward I need your help.
  • Ed: I can't I'm buying clothes.
  • Jon: Alright well hurry up then get over here.
  • Ed: I can't find them.
  • Jon: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Ed: I can't find them there's only soup.
  • Jon: ...what do you mean there's only soup?
  • Ed: It means there's only soup!
  • Jon: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
  • Ed: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
  • Ed: ...
  • Ed: There's more soup.
  • Jon: What do you mean there's more soup!?
  • Ed: There's just more soup.
  • Jon: Go into the next aisle!
  • Ed: There's still soup.
  • Jon: Where ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?
  • Ed: I'm at Soup!
  • Jon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP!?
  • Ed: I'm mean I'm at Soup!
  • Jon: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Ed: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Jon: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?
  • Ed: FUCK YOU!

snbunny101  asked:

Hey Wil, I wanted to thank you for making GMing less scary to me. I now have my own DnD 5e group and I am really ecstatic about how much fun my players are having. It's very relieving and something to be proud of myself as a year ago I couldn't even go into a grocery store without freaking out. Now I'm sitting around a table filled with people laughing and enjoying myself. For that I want to thank you for giving me the courage to do something I always wanted to do.

YES!!! Go you!!

  • Tim: *calling Toby* Hello?
  • Toby: Hey, what's up?
  • Tim: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Toby: Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes.
  • Tim: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Toby: ...I can't find them.
  • Tim: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Toby: I can't find them, there's only soup.
  • Tim: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Toby: It means there's only soup.
  • Tim: Well then get out of the soup isle!
  • Toby: Alright, you don't have to shout at me!!
  • Toby: *walks to the next isle* There's more soup!
  • Tim: What do you mean there's more soup?!
  • Toby: There's just more soup!
  • Tim: Go into the next isle!
  • Toby: *in the next isle* There's STILL SOUP!
  • Tim: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
  • Toby: I'M AT SOUP!
  • Tim: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!
  • Toby: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!!
  • Tim: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Toby: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Tim: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Toby: FUCK YOU!!

here’s a wip shot of a request that i’m working on! you guys requested some great stuff, and i’m excited to draw them! unfortunately, i’m going to be a bit busy for the next couple days, so i wanted to at least share with you guys what i have in store for now, because i have a feeling i’ll be pumping out requests suuuuper slowly…

anonymous asked:

I had a customer that'd been drinking a bit bc of a wine thing on the street our store is on. They have me a tip, $1-2, and apologized it want much and said "but it's more than you had yesterday". They quickly realized that that was rude and profusely apologized. They said us brown ppl gotta stick together esp. now w/ the shit going on in the US. They asked me how old I was. Turns out I'm half their age and they said that I was their future and have to try and make the country better :')

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YURI!!! ON ICE► SEASON 1
( OCTOBER 5, 2016 - DECEMBER 21, 2016  
               ❝    see you NEXT LEVEL ❞ 

  • Jefferson: *writing the Declaration of Independence* *cell phone rings* oh thank god, hey
  • Alex: hey
  • Jefferson: can you come over I need help
  • Alex: I can't I'm buying funds
  • Jefferson: well the hurry up!
  • Alex: I can't! There's only British tea
  • Jefferson: what do mean there only British tea?
  • Alex: I'm saying there's only teA!
  • Jefferson: then go in the next aisle!
  • Alex: Alright! You don't have to shout at me!
  • *next aisle*
  • Alex: there's still tea
  • Jefferson: what do you mean there's still tea??
  • Alex: I mean there still tea!
  • Jefferson: go in the next aisle!
  • *next aisle*
  • Alex: there's more tea
  • Jefferson: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
  • Alex: I'm at TEA
  • Jefferson: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AT TEA
  • Alex: I mean I'm at TEA
  • Jefferson: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN??!
  • Alex: I'm at THE BRITISH STORE
  • Jefferson: WHY ARE YOU BUYING FUNDS AT THE BRITISH STORE??!!??
  • Alex: fUcK yOU!!
  • Adam: Hello?
  • Ronan: Hey, what's up?
  • Adam: I need your help. Can you come here?
  • Ronan: I can't I'm buying clothes.
  • Adam: Alright, well hurry up and come over here.
  • Ronan: Well I can't find them.
  • Adam: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Ronan: I can't find them; there's only soup.
  • Adam: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Ronan: It means there's only soup.
  • Adam: Well then get out of the soup aisle!
  • Ronan: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
  • Ronan: There's more soup!
  • Adam: What do you mean there's more soup!? GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!
  • Ronan: THERE'S STILL SOUP!
  • Adam: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
  • Ronan: I'M AT SOUP!
  • Adam: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?
  • Ronan: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
  • Adam: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?
  • Ronan: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!
  • Adam: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?
  • Ronan: FUCK YOU!
BATIM: I'm At Soup
  • Bendy: Hello?
  • Boris: Hey what's up?
  • Bendy: I need your help, can you come here?
  • Boris: Uh I can't, I'm buying clothes.
  • Bendy: Alright well hurry up and come over here.
  • Boris: I can't find them.
  • Bendy: What do you mean you can't find them?
  • Boris: I can't find them, there's only soup.
  • Bendy: What do you mean there's only soup?
  • Boris: It means there's only soup!
  • Bendy: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE!
  • Boris: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
  • Boris: *walks out of the aisle*
  • Boris: There's more soup!
  • Bendy: What do you mean there's more soup?
  • Boris: There's just more soup!
  • Bendy: Go into the next aisle!
  • Boris: There's still soup!
  • Bendy: Where ARE you right now?!
  • Boris: I'm at soup!
  • Bendy: What do you mean you're AT soup?!
  • Boris: I mean I'm AT SOUP!
  • Bendy: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
  • Boris: I'm at the soup store!
  • Bendy: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
  • Boris: F**K YOU!