i'm going to say christmas

MatPat: *takes a deep breath*

MatPat: i lo-

Jason: yes, you love Stephanie, we know, you love Stephanie so much, she’s the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Stephanie we KNOW, you love Stephanie you fucking love Stephanie okay we know, we get it, YOU LOVE STEPHANIE FUCKING PATRICK. WE GET IT.

warmth & light to you all 

anonymous asked:

I just found out that one of my grandparents is voting No despite having at least four openly queer grandchildren. I'm apparently the bitch for saying that I don't want to go to christmas dinner and sit at the same table as him :\

That’s so #relatable. I ALSO come from a family with a ton of queer grandkids but homophobic grandchildren and ALSO don’t like sitting with them at Christmas…

…wait… are you one of my cousins by any chance? Fuck. Wait… are you?

if you try to give me money then i’ll try to refuse it out of politeness but you should know that i’m poor enough that if you actually try to take it back my self preservation instincts will kick in and you might lose a hand