i'm going to rip my eyes out

anonymous asked:

Ok real talk sure the bowers gang is made up of 'tough' bois but who's the one who cries the most?? Are they ugly cryers?? Dramatic as fuck cryers?, this is so random but important to me rip :,^)

I wasn’t sure I was ready to answer this but you know what? With how much I’ve been bawling my eyes out the past couple days? This is also very important to me, too, Nonny.

Originally posted by as-withered-flowers

  • Henry hates himself every time he cries. He lets it go, tries his best not to break down for as long as he possibly can. But as soon as he starts, there is no stopping him. He sobs and there’s snot everywhere and he can’t stop blubbering and he can’t breathe. He blows his nose a thousand times but it doesn’t help, and he gets really sick for days after because there’s just so much for his body to process.
  • Vic is a silent crier. He cries often but so little that nobody knows. You could be sitting right next to him, and he would leak a couple tears, wipe his face like he had something in his eye, and you would never know it. Only Henry and Belch have ever seen him really break down and bawl, and it has only happened a small handful of times.
  • Patrick doesn’t believe that he is capable of crying. He is a God. He doesn’t cry. But when he finds the stool kicked out from under him, he is the ugliest crier. He sobs and screams and throws things, he punches things, smashes mirrors, and anyone that sees him cry had better run because he is not okay with showing weakness to anyone.
  • Belch is surprisingly quiet when he cries. He grabs his cat and buries his face in the fur, and just holds him. His shoulders shake with the ferocity of it, and Meatball just purrs like a good boy, lets his papa get it all out. When Belch cries around Vic or Henry, he feels supremely better after because it feels like they are closer, now. He’s the only one that isn’t ashamed of his crying, at least not typically.

season 3 of skam was the most authentic, well-written piece of media i’ve seen probably ever. experiencing it in real time was like reading your favourite book, one you didn’t want to put down the first time you read; one you’ve re-read countless times and dog-eared, highlited, and scribbled in so much it’s almost intelligible. 

season 3 taught me what it was like to see myself in someone else’s eyes through mainstream television. being gay is one of the hardest struggles i’ve ever faced, doubled with the burden of being trans. whilst season 3 doesn’t necessarily touch basis on the aforementioned, it sheds light on the lgbtq+ community as a whole, something we can all take from, straight or queer.

being pansexual and seeing straight cis boys discussing my sexuality like it’s not some made up, tumblr bullshit thing is so rewarding. hearing about bipolar disorder and how ugly it can be, how love doesn’t save you but the promise of a future certainly will is so rewarding. how depression isn’t fun or pretty and often leaves a sour taste in your mouth, something your lover will never rescue you from is so rewarding. seeing that, so raw and tender laid out in front of me, is something i’ll never forget, near into the future. mania is scary. mania is awful and ugly and pulses through your veins and bruises your skin. mania is manageable, though, and i never thought i’d see such split open love for queer, mentally ill people.

season 3 of skam was a ride. one that made my stomach sink and my heart twist and bend. one i didn’t want to get off of. the acting was the most phenomenal display of tangible emotion, and i quickly got addicted and sucked into it. 

isak valtersen is one of the most developed characters i’ve had the pleasure of seeing. he’s flawed and ripped at the edges, but he’s also kind and caring and loyal. watching him go from a snotty, slightly misogynistic 15 year old boy blinded by love for his best friend to an out 17 year old living with his boyfriend and tackling the future for himself, his partner, and his friends was a wonderful experience.

gullruten or not, tarjei sandvik moe and his character isak valtersen are everything in my eyes.

boyfriend!tom moodboard

I just…I just can’t even believe how amazing that episode was? So we have:

  • Mac openly talking about how he’s worried if his sexuality is bothering his best friend and trying to start an open dialogue with his other best friend about it
  • Dennis finally admitting he has feelings, BIG feelings (and apparently they hurt which is something I could have gone without but beggars can’t be choosers)
  • Mac getting Dennis his first Valentine’s Day present and it’s the one thing he wanted more than anything else in the world and Mac fucking knew it because Dennis is his best friend and he knows him better than anyone excuse me while I go sob
  • DENNIS ADMITTING HE HAS FEELINGS I need to say it again because it’s just so wonderful
  • The Macdennis was strong in this episode, as was Serial Killer!Dennis (so I was a pretty happy camper especially since they came together in the most marvelous way)
  • Hell, there was even some Chardee, which I something I can always appreciate
  • Also, Dee was amazing, just throwing that out there
  • We didn’t have soft-hair!Mac, but we did get swoopy-hair!Dennis, so I think it evened out
  • Dennis was Mac’s Valentine. And the look on Mac’s face when Dennis opened the crate and found the RPG was beautiful. As was Dennis’ face when he saw his very first present, second only to his breaking voice and watering eyes
  • “I love it. You figured out the one thing I wanted more than anything else in the entire world, and you got it for me, and it’s perfect” <– That is a fucking canon quote and you can rip it from my cold dead fingers

Your Side

So this is my first time posting writing on here, and I decide to write in a new genre that few people know of. Sounds like me, huh?

This story is a ‘mud’, which is basically a 20-200 word story out of context. I don’t know. Blame @what-even-is-thiss.


Anyways, here we go:


Virgil ripped his hand away from Patton’s, not daring to look at the father. Tears stung at his eyes and he blinked rapidly, drawing his hood up and subtly swiping them away. Patton noticed, of course- he always noticed. The father’s eyes were wide and shown with unspoken emotions, fear and stress and was that anger?
Virgil resisted the urge to shutter. “Aren’t you meant to be on your side?” he asked coldly, shoving Patton. The heart stumbled but didn’t take another step or move to grab his hand again. “Come on Sherwin Worthless, follow the rules. Or was what happened to Logic not convincing enough? I’m sure I have another of those spells somewhere.” He chuckled, but there was no humour in his tone. “I do wonder what would happen. Would you shrivel up and collapse like Prince? Or scream like Logan?” His breath was becoming steadily more erratic as he spoke and his chest hurt, his heart pumping too fast, but his voice remained steady. Virgil grinned darkly and Patton took another step back.
“Kiddo…” whispered Patton at last, and that broke him.
“I’m not you’re kiddo,” Virgil said before vanishing, not even bothering to sink down.
Patton let out a small sob.

bbatcats  asked:

for the fanfic prompt list. 42+klaroline!💖

42:  “I didn’t say “sex party” as in orgy.  I said “hex party” as in witches.”

This is shit, and I’m sorry. I hope it’s enjoyable anyway :/ On FF.

Also, if you want one!

Just Trust Me

“Caroline, you’re not going to an orgy. I forbid it.” Klaus growled angry, stepping into the room.

Finishing her call, Caroline said confused, “Ok first of all, dad, you can’t forbid anything. Second of all I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“If you forget, my hearing is quite good, so stop the naive act, sweetheart. I heard you talking to Bonnie about a sex party this afternoon, and I won’t-”

Laughing, Caroline interrupted him, “I didn’t say ‘sex party’ as in orgy. I said ‘hex party’ as in witches. I guess your good hearing has been declining in your old age.”

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  • *i found this sitting in my hard drive. credit to Epic Rap Battle Parodies*
  • Stories Featured
  • Slender man
  • Jeff The Killer
  • Hoody
  • Masky
  • Eyeless Jack
  • Smile.jpg
  • SCP-173
  • BEN Drowned
  • Lavender Town
  • Zalgo
  • Narrator: Epic Rap Battle Parodies. Slender man versus Jeff The Killer. Begin.
  • Slender: Prepare for the arrival of the faceless king of horror. I'll knock you harder than when you fell on the bathroom floor. You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright. I scare all who happen to spot me in the night. Nothing can match my length. I spit diminishing and dark. I got swarms of arms coming at you prepared to leave a mark. Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found. Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound.
  • Jeff: You're a pedophile chasing little kids through town. Legend says you kill but I'm the best killer around. What's with those tentacles? Ha! You're like a living hentai. A photobomb whose only popularity comes from PewDiePie. You're known from fake document, just look at Marble Hornets. Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet. You may be called a man, but I'm more killer than you. As for your face, I'll bleach it, ignite it, and give it a redo.
  • Slender: They call me "Slender man" because I get all them bitches. See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses. You're a rip-off of Dahmer, and he's more effective. Your ass got burnt, bitch. You're literally defective. How the hell are you considered scary? Your balls haven't dropped. And the most action you've ever had, was at a bus stop. I don't need to try against you, you wouldn't last in my mane. You must be getting claustrophobic, now taste my static haze.
  • Jeff: I can see right through you. You're not scary at all. You may be slender, but I'm the one who's standing tall. I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie, then beat your faceless ass until you finally die. Ahahahaha! You won't put up a fight. I'll make you need Hospice. Come at me, and I'll rip off your Slender dick. Don't give me your crap, bitch. You're done, you're old news. How sad, they made a Teletubby scarier than you.
  • Hoody: Now hold on a second. It's Hoody and Masky. We bring horror you won't believe.
  • Masky: Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave.
  • Hoody: We'll rip up your pages then leave you in flames.
  • Masky: You both have no family, now it's your turn to get maimed.
  • Hoody: You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids.
  • Masky: And both of you freaks always go after kids.
  • Hoody: What a lame excuse, no eyes you can still see
  • Masky: That we will kill you just like your whole family.
  • Jack: Hahahahaha! It's Eyeless Jack here! So get ready for your doom. You know your death is ready when I sneak into your room. Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave. Walking around the woods at night, you think you're so brave. Slender Man, you don't scare me. Jeff, you're just a bitch. I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch. I'm the Creepypasta king. You'll feel a loss to the Boss. I don't even need eyes to see that you lost.
  • Smile: Spread the word, you bitches lost to this number one dog. You pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog. Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles. Get ready, cause you assholes are gonna see a hell of a smile. I can't understand how you pussies are considered horror. A twig, a child, pathetic twins, and a sightless explorer. You can't beat me, I'm more badass than all of you combined. All five of you could never handle this demonic canine.
  • Intercom: SCP-173 has escaped we're putting the foundation on lockdown.
  • SCP: You D-class losers wipe away that smile. I'm SCP-173 animate and hostile. I'm a class Keter threat you're all Euclid at best. Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death. No use containing or protecting your insecurities. Blink once and you're dead, I'm like an angel that weeps. Neck snap, get back I'm having too much fun. Soon as I'm in the arena you'll all be (DATA EXPUNGED)
  • BEN: You shouldn't have done that time to give you a frown. I'm back for good, bitches. And this time I won't drown. I go by the name of Ben, I'm everyone's thriller. I've come to this battle to destroy, you pathetic excuse for killers. You all will suffer and I'll make sure the media will see. I'll record your deaths, then upload it as a .wmv . Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing. Now let me conclude this battle, with the Song of Unhealing.
  • M: Back from the island it's MissingNo, here to fight. I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who will show you true fright. I'll crunch you, prisoner, 128 times. And Smile, I'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes. Hoody, Masky and Slendy I can't make your stories worse. And Jack and Jeff? Ha! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse. You all need to watch out for when M truly arrives. You'll be destroyed like a Marowak as I corrupt your lives!
  • Zalgo: Wahahahaha! Enough with your petty rhymes, It's time for you all to suffer. My presence is so purely evil, the thought of my rhymes (incoherent words). You're hiding in your forest so no one sees you cry. And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides. Hoody and Masky, you two are just assholes dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls. And Jacky Boy, I think it's time for you to see, that nobody gives a shit about your crappy story. Smile Dog you're a puppy. I'm the mad dog of madness. You bring suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring you to sadness. SCP nobody knows what you are. Some experiment covered in feces and scars. Ben, you shouldn't have done that. I'll diss you to death. You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath. Hell no, MissingNo. You're just a little bitch. Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch. Nine lives taken at my demonic laughter. You're in my realm, bow down to Zalgo, your master.
  • Narrator: Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battle parodies!
  • (incoherent groans)
  • (corrupted screams)
  • (more screams)
The fire and water signs at the beach
  • *fire and water signs arrive in a van, Aries scrambles out of the car to run to the water first*
  • Aries: Yeah!!! LAST ONE TO THE WATER IS A ROTTEN EGG
  • Leo: uhm, in your dreams! *catches up to Aries*
  • Cancer: they....they left us to set up by ourselves....that's okay, we can do it
  • Pisces: the sea is so beautiful at this time of day *sighs and breathes in the smell of salt water*
  • Sagittarius: let's set up here *places mats and chairs down*
  • Aries: *pulls Leo underwater*
  • Leo: *violently splashes Aries* stop! I don't want you ripping my bathing suit off!
  • Aries: not that there's a lot to see anyways *gets tackled by Leo*
  • Scorpio: I never agreed to this
  • Sagittarius: who doesn't like a day at the beach? Clear skies, beautiful view and there isn't even that many people
  • Cancer: who needs sunscreen? Remember to reapply around every two hours...
  • Pisces: *sits down near the water and listens to the waves crashing*
  • *Aries and Leo go to where scorpio, Sagittarius and Cancer are*
  • Leo: I'm angry
  • Aries: Oh cmon, a little salt in your eye never hurt anyone
  • Cancer: *gives Leo a water bottle* wash your eyes out with this
  • Scorpio: what am I supposed to even do here
  • Aries: *grabs scorpio's hand* let's go swimming
  • Scorpio: no. What? Why? You just came back*gets dragged away*
  • Sagittarius: anyone up for beach volleyball?
  • *Sagittarius forms a team with Leo and Cancer plays with Pisces*
  • Pisces: I've...never...
  • Leo: Heads up!!! *smashes the ball towards Pisces*
  • Cancer: *tries to push Pisces out of the way, but ends up busting heads*
  • Sagittarius: *bursts out laughing*
  • Leo: Oh my gosh, Pisces, did I hit you? Oh my gosh Oh my gosh are you okay????
  • Pisces: *is lying down on the sand* I'm good. I think I wanna lay here for a bit...
  • Cancer: *is on the floor beside Pisces* me too.....
  • *meanwhile, Aries and Scorpio have swam to about three metre deep waters*
  • Aries: hey, scorpio, I bet I can beat you at staying underwater the longest
  • Scorpio: Oh, you're so on *plunges underwater with Aries*
  • Aries: *tries to tickle scorpio so he would laugh*
  • Scorpio: *is not ticklish and at the corner of his eye see something behind Aries* *comes to the surface immediately*
  • Aries: Ha! I told y-
  • Scorpio: is a..*points behind Aries*
  • Aries: *turns around to find a shark fin about 100 metres away* holy....
  • Scorpio: okay stay calm, let's just swim back ashore
  • Aries: what!?! No way! Let's go close up!
  • Scorpio: are you an idiot? Do you have a death wish?
  • Aries: no, I have a bucket list *grins*
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bts +  화양연화² (5/7) - cr. xx

In your eyes, how do you think I’m doing right now
How do you think I am?

I want to ask the several people who prayed for me to screw up
Does it seem like my home is going broke, you bastards.

The Zodiac Signs as Halsey Songs from Badlands
  • Aries: Control- "And all the kids cry out, please stop, you're scaring me"
  • Taurus: I Walk the Line- "Because you're mine, I walk the line"
  • Gemini: Hurricane- "I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand"
  • Cancer: Drive- "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide"
  • Leo: New Americana- "Bad romance, turned dreams into an empire"
  • Virgo: Coming Down- "With his educated eyes, and his head between my thighs"
  • Libra: Colors- "You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece"
  • Scorpio: Young God- "And if you wanna go to heaven you should f**k me tonight"
  • Sagittarius: Roman Holiday- "So for now let's get away, on a roman holiday"
  • Capricorn: Castle- "If you wanna break these walls down, you're gonna get bruised"
  • Aquarius: Gasoline- "All the people say, you can't wake up, this is not a dream"
  • Pisces: Ghost- "My ghost, where'd you go, I can't find you in the body sleeping next to me"

canadachild9  asked:

I imagine Coraline and Kubo becoming friends by bonding over the fact that they almost lost their eyes. Coraline is like 'Buttons were almost sewn into my eyes' and Kubo is like 'I'm missing an eye and my other one was almost ripped out.' And then they'd pause, look at each other and go 'Aaayyyyyyy!'

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I’M LOVIN’ THIS!!! :’DDD

Our poor babies…

someone: ugh this is so unfair 

 me: unfair ? un F AIR ?!!?? YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY??? you know whats unfair ?????????? NOAH CZERNY, poor child who was betrayed by his BEST FRIEND who was so ALONE who was there for his friends AT ALL TIMES refused to let go of life so he could be there with THEM, LIVED WITH THEM, got n o t h i n g I repeat NOTHING in trk, didn’t interact with the gangsey, just was there for ripping blues eye out and NOTHING ELSE, 300 fox way had more scenes with him than his FRIENDS DID and he did NOT GET A PROPER GOODBYE HE DIED ALONE, ONCE AGAIN, DIDNT EVEN SPEAK TO THEM HE IS A LITTLE CHILD THAT LIKES GLITTER HE DESERVED NOTHING OF THIS *sobs*

Birthday Cake

It had to be perfect. 

Eli took in a deep breath as she stretched across the kitchen counter, a tiny cherry gripped tightly between her thumb and index finger. Arisa continued to watch from the doorway of the kitchen, a baffled expression as she laid her eyes on the humongous cake.

“That’s… for Nozomi-chan?” her little sister asked, pointing at it. Eli hurriedly turned to her and nodded with a proud smile. “You baked that.”

Another nod.

“Onee-chan… you burned half of it.”

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johntheslothblog  asked:

Arkady finished setting up the Camera and the chairs. He watched as Tanks wife and children squirmed in thier binds. He Turned on the Camera so Tank could see it on the webcast. "Good morning Tank. If you thought having sex with Jeremy behind my back wasn't going to do anything...You're wrong." He said in a mean and low tone. "You single handedly ended my marriage and I'm going to make you pay." He said before pulling the black sack off of his wifes face. "Remember her?" He asked

Tank glanced at the webcast, confused. Arkady ripped the bag off of Veronica’s head, her bright eyes widening when she saw Tank. Her golden yellow skin gleamed, and Tank’s breath was taken away. “V-Veronica.” She started back filled with fear. “Tank.” His eyes teared up, and he snarled. “You let her go you rotten piece of crap!!!” His fangs came out.

I'm dead. rip me.

WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO HEARING TAYLOR PLAYED WHITE HORSE LAST NIGHT, I MIGHT AS WELL JUST RIP MY EYES OUT AND GO BACK TO SLEEP FOR YEARS, ILL NEVER RECOVER. these sad songs are killing me.

sanityprotectors  asked:

"Come here anons and say all that to my fucking face! I'm not going to leave my wife so fucking leave her alone before I rip your god damn throats out!" His eyes were glowing red and dark purple aura was around him.

“……………………..” Looking down

shadow-of-time  asked:

(College AU?) Groaning under his breath, the shadow looked up from his seat.. Another boring lecture he cared nothing about. Pulling out his phone, the shadow went back to his own business [Text] Remind me why I chose not to skip with you today? I'm going to rip my eyes out from boredom.

Hikari lifts her head from the book she’d been reading, rubbing her eyes before reading the message that Dark had sent.

[text]:  Because you promised you’d take notes for me while I study for this exam… You know I’ll make it up to you…

[text]:  In whatever way you want to.

to-thelost  asked:

The boy looked at his mother with a kind of disaffected blasé that he'd learnt from his father, pushing away his mothers hand as she dabbed at the blood mixing in with the sparkling shadow on his eye. Not the first and not the last beating he'd earn at school. "Well my Dad loves a gay junkie, my mum loves an arsehole detective who thinks I'm a stupid waste of space and no one loves me." He stood up, smoothing out his uniform and putting a cigarette defiantly in his mouth. "Going out."

Child Meme: Ask me anything as my child. Go to my ask box and rip out my heart in any and every way possible. I dare you.

                “—Jesus, David, hold still, please.” God, he was a troublesome child. Not usually by his own accord, but he certainly didn’t make it any easier when it wasn’t. By which she mean that look — in response to which, she gave a contrasting sharp one right back.

     Looking up at him, she grit her teeth, swallowing once. “I am your mother, David, don’t you dare talk to me like—”

     Snatching back the cigarette, she shook her head, following, placing her hands upon his shoulders, turning him back around. “No, you’re not. We need to talk about this, okay?”