i'm going to need months to recover

I’m weeping. 

Magnus. FUCKING MAGNUS. THROWS A PARTY WITH AN ICE SCULPTURE, WITH GOLD PIECES IN THE SANGRIA, AND WITH FUCKING JELL-O SHOTS. There is a 9-year-old present. AND his boyfriend who he is barely dating is going to have his mother there. 

Why is is so much? Alec and Magnus, the most extra couple to ever date.